Dana Holtzbert
@danaholtzbert.bsky.social
Digital Colorist. Minority Owner of Minnesota Aurora FC. WNBA, Other Sports Things, Geeky Nerd TV/Movie Things. They/Them if you please.
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Sports Moments 17.
Some Triangle Area Championship bookending here along with some other things that I'd like you to know about.
Some Triangle Area Championship bookending here along with some other things that I'd like you to know about.
If Southern Cal wins, Cheryl will say "We kicked your ass."
If UCLA wins, Cheryl will say "Well I still kicked your ass."
#NCAAWBB
If UCLA wins, Cheryl will say "Well I still kicked your ass."
#NCAAWBB
Cheryl and Reggie Miller have arrived court side for USC vs UCLA
Can only imagine the trash talk that will go down between these two tonight 😅
Can only imagine the trash talk that will go down between these two tonight 😅
January 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
If Southern Cal wins, Cheryl will say "We kicked your ass."
If UCLA wins, Cheryl will say "Well I still kicked your ass."
#NCAAWBB
If UCLA wins, Cheryl will say "Well I still kicked your ass."
#NCAAWBB
Jim Duggan as Lion-O in a Thundercats animated movie and other missed opportunities.
January 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Jim Duggan as Lion-O in a Thundercats animated movie and other missed opportunities.
The Panthers being able to have 2 consecutive seasons with a winning record for the first time ever will now have to be no earlier than 2027. This franchise hates me. #NFL
January 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
The Panthers being able to have 2 consecutive seasons with a winning record for the first time ever will now have to be no earlier than 2027. This franchise hates me. #NFL
I Wanna Make Sure I Heard You Correctly and Other Veiled Warnings.
January 3, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I Wanna Make Sure I Heard You Correctly and Other Veiled Warnings.
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NYT gonna NYT: "Both Mr. Mamdani and Mr. Maduro identify as socialists, though they have no relationship.” — would be funny if they did this every time you write about two capitalists.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/w...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/w...
Mamdani Called Trump to Criticize Venezuela Strikes
www.nytimes.com
January 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
NYT gonna NYT: "Both Mr. Mamdani and Mr. Maduro identify as socialists, though they have no relationship.” — would be funny if they did this every time you write about two capitalists.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/w...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/w...
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Can we get a fucking break from this asshat doing shitty things?
January 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Can we get a fucking break from this asshat doing shitty things?
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Years from now, people who are fine with all the bad things happening will tell others they were against it all along.
January 2, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Years from now, people who are fine with all the bad things happening will tell others they were against it all along.
I don’t feel good and the doom scrolling ain’t helping.
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I don’t feel good and the doom scrolling ain’t helping.
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It really does always come back to "WHO is going to do it?"
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It really does always come back to "WHO is going to do it?"
In a healthy democracy, we wouldn’t be having these problems to begin with.
In a healthy democracy, there would bipartisan Articles of Impeachment on the floor of the House by tonight
But we are neither a healthy democracy nor, I would argue—given the end of our separation of powers and our rule of law—a democracy at all anymore
But we are neither a healthy democracy nor, I would argue—given the end of our separation of powers and our rule of law—a democracy at all anymore
January 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
In a healthy democracy, we wouldn’t be having these problems to begin with.
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They are putting Americans’ safety in danger while destabilizing the region to enrich themselves.
Congress must act, and Trump must be impeached.
Congress must act, and Trump must be impeached.
January 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
They are putting Americans’ safety in danger while destabilizing the region to enrich themselves.
Congress must act, and Trump must be impeached.
Congress must act, and Trump must be impeached.
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maduro was open to talks and in response we bombed the capital, kidnapped him and his wife, and now we’re about to set up an imperial outpost and start stealing all their oil. we are the bad guys. we have always been the bad guys.
January 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
maduro was open to talks and in response we bombed the capital, kidnapped him and his wife, and now we’re about to set up an imperial outpost and start stealing all their oil. we are the bad guys. we have always been the bad guys.
Heroes are in short supply at the moment.
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Heroes are in short supply at the moment.
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Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
For a Black woman, I think they’ll be fine with it.
I have trouble imagining any universe in which modern US corporations would allow US media to legitimize the Hague
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
For a Black woman, I think they’ll be fine with it.
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me every single day
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
me every single day
Somewhere further down in the Multiverse, President Harris is doing regime change things in Venezuela and the media is calling for her to be sent to The Hague.
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Somewhere further down in the Multiverse, President Harris is doing regime change things in Venezuela and the media is calling for her to be sent to The Hague.
Somewhere nearby in the multiverse, President Harris isn’t invading anyone while media criticizes her for the length of her high heels.
January 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Somewhere nearby in the multiverse, President Harris isn’t invading anyone while media criticizes her for the length of her high heels.
Remember the enablers as well as the villains.
Holy shit on cue. You are trash
Nicolas Maduro's heavy-handed rule in Venezuela is finally ended by Trump reut.rs/3YWbo3K
January 3, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Remember the enablers as well as the villains.
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Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
At some point, the rest of the world is gonna get fed up with American leadership and perhaps the US in general
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
At some point, the rest of the world is gonna get fed up with American leadership and perhaps the US in general
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
“But her emails.”
January 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
“But her emails.”
We are living in the stupidest goddamn 1980s cartoon.
Trump just said we’re going to run the country and send our oil companies in to start making money.
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
We are living in the stupidest goddamn 1980s cartoon.
Some people don’t know about the Project for a New American Century and it shows.
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Some people don’t know about the Project for a New American Century and it shows.