Dana Holtzbert
banner
danaholtzbert.bsky.social
Dana Holtzbert
@danaholtzbert.bsky.social
Digital Colorist. Minority Owner of Minnesota Aurora FC. WNBA, Other Sports Things, Geeky Nerd TV/Movie Things. They/Them if you please.
Pinned
Sports Moments 17.

Some Triangle Area Championship bookending here along with some other things that I'd like you to know about.
Watching the 1991 Royal Rumble while current events happen as they do feels a little on the nose in terms of where we’ve sadly always been.
January 3, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Man, I almost forgot how much poor taste was involved in the 1991 Royal Rumble.
January 3, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Up to 1991 in my Royal Rumble Classic Era marathon and the Ultimate Warrior looks like a roided up Tom Prichard.
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 AM
They can believe a story ripped from prior religions, but science is a little beyond them.
Measles may have been spread at a Noah’s Ark-themed creationist museum in Kentucky earlier this week, the state’s health authority said.
Health Authorities Issue Measles Alert at Creationist Museum
In 2025, the U.S. had the most infections of the vaccine-preventable disease since 1992.
trib.al
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Wake Forest won their bowl game and good for them, I say. #NCAAFB
January 3, 2026 at 5:24 AM
"This joke is kinda old."
"Ohhhh!!!"
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 AM
This Alice episode is giving off a peculiar vibe. #StarTrek
January 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
So Progressive insurance is doing AI generated ads now.
January 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Duke is your defending ACC and Sun Bowl Champions. #NCAAFB
We can't guarantee that your game will be a banger when we're in attemdance, but we can say we have a very good track record
The first 2:30 of the Mayo Bowl already has:
- Mississippi State deep ball
- MSU field goal
- Wake Forest kick return TD
- Wake trick play 2-point conversion
January 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Okay, but who's gonna insure their legs for a million dollars?
Stealing the concept of Entertainment Tonight and calling it the new CBS News.
NEW from me:

Currently on tap for Tony Dokoupil on his first day as CBS Evening News anchor -- jet skiing with DJ Khaled and playing soccer with David Beckham.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
January 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Boots on the Ground! #NCAAFB
Not bad for last second tickets
January 3, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Years from now, people who are fine with all the bad things happening will tell others they were against it all along.
January 2, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I don’t know how many Rockin’ Robin fans there were in 1989, but I was one of them.
January 2, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Gonna see if I can continue the Royal Rumble Classic Era marathon, 1989 up next.
January 2, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Sports Moments 17.

Some Triangle Area Championship bookending here along with some other things that I'd like you to know about.
January 2, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Credit to his agent, honestly.
January 2, 2026 at 5:10 AM
So... to review...

Lane Kiffin ditched Mississippi for LSU.

Mississippi is advancing to the next round of the CFP without Lane Kiffin.

Lane Kiffin is jinxing LSU Women's Basketball who had been doing just fine without his presence.

#NCAAFB #CFP #NCAAWBB
January 2, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I'm not high on gambling, but whoever had money on Oregon, Indiana, Miami-FL, and Mississippi as their CFP Final 4, collect your millions and become a philanthropist of the highest order. #NCAAFB #CFP
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I'm just saying, if a Women's Basketball Regional Final ended like that, dudes would be deriding it as an example of women's sports being too unserious to be worth following. #SugarBowl
January 2, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Reposted by Dana Holtzbert
Absolute perfection

Happy new year, 2026 fucking rocks
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 AM
End this stupid game. #NCAAFB #CFP
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
The Sugar Bowl had clutch moments and it ends with the exact opposite of clutch. A hctluc.
January 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Georgia needs to take that play, make a copy of it and throw both in the trash. #NCAAFB #CFP
January 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
A great game with quite possibly the stupidest ass finish I've ever seen and that's saying something. #NCAAFB #CFP
January 2, 2026 at 4:49 AM
What in the dog shit was that??????? #NCAAFB #CFP
January 2, 2026 at 4:47 AM