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21st century digital attorney. cybersecurity & data counsel, privacy & compliance, FOSS, sometimes litigation; probably not your lawyer.

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A problematic listing of dogs that puts Larry at the top called Maslow's Hierarchy of Breeds
A social media startup called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Feeds
A medieval-themed called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Meads
February 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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A horse race called Maslow's Hierarchy of Steeds
February 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
A social media startup called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Feeds
A medieval-themed called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Meads
A real-estate company called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Deeds
February 4, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
god forbid women have hobbies.
Crime headline of the day.
February 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
who the hell called them "podcast hosts with whom I've developed an unhealthy parasocial relationship" and not

. . .

earbuds.
February 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
"how to disable liquid glass"

my brother in amorphous solids, simply remove it from the furnace and allow it to cool down.
I don't understand why so many things need to be made out of Glass
February 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 11:43 AM
the first jurassic park was a riot
jurassic park is the moderate position
jurassic park was a cautionary tale
February 3, 2026 at 7:17 AM
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tbh exactly the kind of merch i would expect from her
February 3, 2026 at 6:45 AM
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I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more

github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
February 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
sounds like a good start.
February 3, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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On this Groundhog Day, I choose, once again, to celebrate the greatest lede ever written about a rodent's death, courtesy of @jonlemire.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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Far too many tech asshole zillionaires read “Snow Crash” and thought “yeah, that sounds cool, let’s do that.”
Peter Thiel has been open about this for a long time. Trump is a way to break the republic, which can then be replaced by “free economic zones” with oligarchs as dictators and tech as a taskmaster for helpless humans without any rights. (1/2)
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
February 3, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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Seen on 16th Street in SF
February 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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Forever irritated that tech bros took something cool (the concept of artificial intelligence) and turned it into something boring (customer service chatbots)
February 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
telling the kids this was Char Aznable.
When your custom character appears in a cutscene
February 3, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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Still having a very hard time understanding how cameras are going to be the thing that stops what we all saw happen on camera from multiple angles
#BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi Noem said that all federal immigration officers in Minneapolis will begin wearing body cameras while in the field.
thehill.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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We have a perfect Rectangular February coming up, first time we’ve had one since 2015

Maybe this is what finally closes the loop and fixes the world
January 31, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Punxsutawney Phil is a cryptid.
Digging into Groundhog Day lore and apparently Punxsutawney Phil is immortal?
February 3, 2026 at 1:09 AM
read theory.
February 3, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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...horrifying message without context, thank you
February 2, 2026 at 10:42 AM
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...if you write this as a lawyer you should spend the rest of your life living down the embarrassment of actually writing this sentence.
One of the "overt acts" of the conspiracy was Don Lemon and Georgia Fort interviewing the pastor of the church:
January 30, 2026 at 11:46 PM