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· Nov 6
Made this over coffee, sat on it, watched all day as folks acted the smug fool on Facebook and Twitter, and certainly in a particular group chat I’m ignoring… so, yeah, here you go.
Witness the birth of a brand new sentence, one that’s a very sad indictment of the state of things.
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Witness the birth of a brand new sentence, one that’s a very sad indictment of the state of things.
Big “The Horrid Person Quoted in this Article” Energy
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Big “The Horrid Person Quoted in this Article” Energy
This 💯
I always find it odd when maga says “but Clinton (or other Dem) is in the files!”
Bro, I’m not in a politician cult like you. I don’t care who’s in there. Favorite politician, athlete, actor, author, whoever? Doesn’t matter. Release it all unredacted and shine a light on it all.
I always find it odd when maga says “but Clinton (or other Dem) is in the files!”
Bro, I’m not in a politician cult like you. I don’t care who’s in there. Favorite politician, athlete, actor, author, whoever? Doesn’t matter. Release it all unredacted and shine a light on it all.
I want Trump, Clinton, Richardson, Gates, Blair... the fucking LOT of the child rapists Dem or R or
Philanthropy Kings... thrown into an oubliette forever.
Philanthropy Kings... thrown into an oubliette forever.
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This 💯
I always find it odd when maga says “but Clinton (or other Dem) is in the files!”
Bro, I’m not in a politician cult like you. I don’t care who’s in there. Favorite politician, athlete, actor, author, whoever? Doesn’t matter. Release it all unredacted and shine a light on it all.
I always find it odd when maga says “but Clinton (or other Dem) is in the files!”
Bro, I’m not in a politician cult like you. I don’t care who’s in there. Favorite politician, athlete, actor, author, whoever? Doesn’t matter. Release it all unredacted and shine a light on it all.
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Study Finds Most Americans Can't Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Study Finds Most Americans Can't Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map
Have to say that I LOVE that 2x playoff cheap shot artist and current Calgary Flame Nazem Kadri gets heavily booed every time he touches the puck in STL vs the Blues.
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Have to say that I LOVE that 2x playoff cheap shot artist and current Calgary Flame Nazem Kadri gets heavily booed every time he touches the puck in STL vs the Blues.
In all fairness, he’s surrounded at all times by people of exceptionally low talent so from his perspective the country is loaded with incompetent nepo-babies and lickspittles
TRUMP: You have to bring in talent
INGRAHAM: Well, we have plenty of talented people in America
TRUMP: No you don't. No.
INGRAHAM: We don't have talented people here?
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
In all fairness, he’s surrounded at all times by people of exceptionally low talent so from his perspective the country is loaded with incompetent nepo-babies and lickspittles
I’ll save you a click.
(Actually, it’s paywalled so I’m just safely assuming it’s these four.)
(Actually, it’s paywalled so I’m just safely assuming it’s these four.)
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I’ll save you a click.
(Actually, it’s paywalled so I’m just safely assuming it’s these four.)
(Actually, it’s paywalled so I’m just safely assuming it’s these four.)
There exists an entire subreddit of screenshots of blue check maga imbeciles arguing with and being calmly owned by Grok, and telling it how woke it is and threatening to block it.
Get ready for one dedicated to this latest bot, until Trump demands it be shut down.
Get ready for one dedicated to this latest bot, until Trump demands it be shut down.
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
There exists an entire subreddit of screenshots of blue check maga imbeciles arguing with and being calmly owned by Grok, and telling it how woke it is and threatening to block it.
Get ready for one dedicated to this latest bot, until Trump demands it be shut down.
Get ready for one dedicated to this latest bot, until Trump demands it be shut down.
Trump, somehow unironically in what’s left of his mind:
My “no fatties” policy has people raising a lot of questions already addressed by my policy.
My “no fatties” policy has people raising a lot of questions already addressed by my policy.
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Trump, somehow unironically in what’s left of his mind:
My “no fatties” policy has people raising a lot of questions already addressed by my policy.
My “no fatties” policy has people raising a lot of questions already addressed by my policy.
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This is actually good spin, or would have been. But the fact that the Democratic cave happened without even a coordinated, agreed-upon message like this indicates the depth of the leadership void.
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This is actually good spin, or would have been. But the fact that the Democratic cave happened without even a coordinated, agreed-upon message like this indicates the depth of the leadership void.
Of all the books I ain’t reading, this is a notable member of that list
I don’t think any of us are fully prepared for the level of self-pity and absolution that’s going to be in Olivia Nuzzi’s (hilariously titled) “American Canto”
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Of all the books I ain’t reading, this is a notable member of that list
Would love for this vile, miserable hypocrite to finally crawl back into obscurity
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Would love for this vile, miserable hypocrite to finally crawl back into obscurity
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Trump just got massively booed and flipped off by the crowd at the Commanders game.
(Video: Marisa Schultz)
(Video: Marisa Schultz)
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Trump just got massively booed and flipped off by the crowd at the Commanders game.
(Video: Marisa Schultz)
(Video: Marisa Schultz)
Of all those in the world who don’t deserve another happy moment for as long as they live, she’s pretty high up on the list.
Convicted sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell's prison emails show she is 'happier' at the minimum-security Texas facility the Trump administration transferred her to.
"The institution is run in an orderly fashion which makes for a safer more comfortable environment." www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
"The institution is run in an orderly fashion which makes for a safer more comfortable environment." www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Ghislaine Maxwell's prison emails show she is 'happier' at minimum-security Texas facility
Maxwell, a convicted sex offender connected to Jeffrey Epstein, was moved to a less restrictive federal prison this summer. Congress is investigating allegations of special treatment.
www.nbcnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Of all those in the world who don’t deserve another happy moment for as long as they live, she’s pretty high up on the list.
Sounds exactly like what very online, insufferable sports haters would call Allen Fieldhouse or Cameron Indoor.
no players from Germany in today's Berlin game but the Colts starting LT Bernhard Raimann is Austrian (and went to high school at the BALLSPORTGYMNASIUM in Vienna)
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Sounds exactly like what very online, insufferable sports haters would call Allen Fieldhouse or Cameron Indoor.
The replies here are killing me
From the nextfuckinglevel community on Reddit: Jet hoverboard instructor turning into The Final Boss of dates
Explore this post and more from the nextfuckinglevel community
www.reddit.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The replies here are killing me
“No shortcuts”
Except no undergrad degree, no LSAT, no law school, blaming ChatGPT last week for failing the bar, and probably having it write this asinine post.
Except no undergrad degree, no LSAT, no law school, blaming ChatGPT last week for failing the bar, and probably having it write this asinine post.
Kim Kardashian reveals on her Instagram Stories that she didn’t pass the California bar exam.
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“No shortcuts”
Except no undergrad degree, no LSAT, no law school, blaming ChatGPT last week for failing the bar, and probably having it write this asinine post.
Except no undergrad degree, no LSAT, no law school, blaming ChatGPT last week for failing the bar, and probably having it write this asinine post.