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2 Kings 2:23-24
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Me, in the Disney+ settings the day this shite is released
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Big “The Horrid Person Quoted in this Article” Energy
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Uh, ok, I guess
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Have to say that I LOVE that 2x playoff cheap shot artist and current Calgary Flame Nazem Kadri gets heavily booed every time he touches the puck in STL vs the Blues.
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I’ll save you a click.

(Actually, it’s paywalled so I’m just safely assuming it’s these four.)
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
But, when you’re old chums with the president… I guess it’s nice to know people in high places
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
On one hand, this is objectively hilarious and I’d laugh myself stupid if someone gave me such a letter.

On the other hand, I’m not sure I want to live across the hall from a literally insane person.
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
November 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
October 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
YO WTF
October 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
And yet this just keeps happening, big firms to solos. Even with training and policies, overworked attorneys are cutting corners and will use LLMs.
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Absolutely cursed heading.

Maybe the best way to oh I don’t know promote Christianity would be to live your life as if the Sermon on the Mount was a crystal clear instruction from Jesus on who to care for instead of hosting a Jesus Hackathon.
October 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Me, with literally every AI feature I encounter on my work computer or phone
October 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Still relevant but he’s finally on a good team
October 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I swallowed poison earlier tonight and turned on the Blues game to induce vomiting. Worked like a charm.
October 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Unpopular opinion but these are good, actually
October 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
October 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I was admittedly previously amped about Platner but all the crazy stuff coming out about him (like the bonkers tattoo saga) has milkshake ducked him pretty good.

Meanwhile, down in the thread, we learn that his gramps apparently invented a $5K chair.
October 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM