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Wayne Exclaims
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My ADHD Bsky page: Big Bad Blue in PDX, foodie for the apocalypse.
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"Mr. President, can you point out on the doll where Portland hurt you?"
Hey Bari, I'll tell ya exactly where we're going....how about to hell in a handbasket with you and the Nazi horde as flower girl. Save it for the slug in the WH.
The Bari Weiss effect
January 2, 2026 at 11:25 PM
apnews.com/article/iran...
Uhh, I may be a little confused here. Iranian protesters "Good", Chicago protesters "Bad"?
Trump and top Iranian officials exchange threats over protests roiling Iran
U.S. President Donald Trump and top Iranian officials have exchanged dueling threats as widening economic protests swept across parts of the Islamic Republic.
apnews.com
January 2, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Oh yes...waaaay past time to retire Hyde-Smith to the old Nazi Home.
CONGRATULATIONS! Priscilla Williams-Till, a cousin of Emmett Till, has officially launched her campaign for the U.S. Senate in Mississippi. Running as a Democrat, she will challenge Republican Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith in the general election scheduled for November 3, 2026.
January 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Add to that...
$400Million for an East Wing rebuild no one wanted.
$1Billion to redo an airplane that belongs to HIM not us.
Pete Hegseth's bar bill (hehe, kidding, had to throw that in there)
A Triumphal Arch that celebrates who-the fuck-knows-what.
Keeping our Navy parked off Venezuela.
January 2, 2026 at 9:16 PM
"Honey, can you please stop feeding the cat?"
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I just got 'em broke in where they're comfy....
This #findsfriday, we are sharing with you one of three leather shoes that were found in Avebury in 2025, concealed in a wall of a house. Wiltshire Council's Conservation & Museums Advisory Service then worked to conserve the shoes for our collection, creating bespoke mounts to stabilise the shoes.
January 2, 2026 at 7:10 PM
What did anyone think would happen when the AI was created by this guy?
January 2, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Yep, let's have a new election RIGHT NOW! You can run on your glorious record of affordability, health care, domestic goon squads, personal criminality, overall fitness and habit of sticking your dumbass name on anything that isn't tied down.
Ok, Ok, we agree, we agree. So you were the rightful president of the LAST TERM, but since you've already been president twice...🤣

His gears are wearing down; there is no lube left. Soon the gears will overheat & just shut down

Soon, he'll be pausing mid-speech to take a 💩

#Happy2026
January 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
"Iran Shots"....is that something I can order in a bar? Did Pete come up with that one?
At 3 a.m., immediately following a post claiming he aced his cognitive test, Senile Satan is now threatening a war with Iran. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 2, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I think this is a GREAT idea...and he can get a Kim Jong Un haircut and work on that Hitler mustache. Put so many medals on it we'll have to use a handtruck to move him around. Maybe a Space Force uniform with a helmet, too.
January 2, 2026 at 6:12 PM
President Pedo Pimp
January 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Whoa, Mamdani in office only ONE DAY and he's already made New York a better place.
Some news — George Santos has fled NYC due to Zohran Mamdani.
January 2, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Good grief NYT, this is all ancient history. Reports of fodder on the front lines; no ammo, food or water. Shot by their own troops if they retreat. The very first advance wasn't even supplied enough petrol or supplies. Putin is an animal...and he's Donnie's best bud.
President Vladimir Putin of Russia has hailed the troops fighting his war in Ukraine as sacred heroes. But confidential complaints filed by troops and their families reveal a pattern of brutality and coercion in the ranks that is hidden from the Russian public. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
January 2, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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Did y’all see this? Did Taco see it? 🤣😂🤣 #arresttrump
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
"What are ewe doing?"
"Not much. What are EWE doing?"
January 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
January 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
What ever happened to separation of church and whatever the fuck that is in the WH?
🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
January 2, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Just looking at Shirley it's obvious the guy has the thinking skills of a grapefruit. Bet he thinks the world is flat, Tommy Tuberville is a genius, wildfires are caused by Jewish Space Lasers and Trump will ascend to heaven 3 days after the last cheeseburger throttles him.
This is the new “they’re eating your pets.” Racist as f*ck.

The right is blaming Somalis as a group for fraud. But let’s slow down for a second…
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January 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
"Can anyone recommend a good hemorrhoid cream?"
January 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Video may have killed the Radio Star, however, it's MP3 that's killed music appreciation. Neal Young TRIED to sway online industry towards WAV but failed. Going forward...the hot new thing will be all AI generated....spam in a can..because...why support artists when you can make them?
January 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Timeline Cleanser - New Years Eve
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Brian May must be surprised he ain't dead....and I think the only instrument Kirk knew how to play is the Skin Flute.
January 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
To this day, the thing that pisses me off is it took Garland almost 2 YEARS to appoint Jack Smith, when - if he'd done his frikken job going after the #1 threat to America, Donald Trump - Smith should have been appointed on DAY ONE!
January 1, 2026 at 1:45 AM