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21st century digital attorney. cybersecurity & data counsel, privacy & compliance, FOSS, sometimes litigation; probably not your lawyer.
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Achievement Unlocked: Posted Through It
we are pleased to announce that we will be introducing profile achievements in the next update
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Achievement Unlocked: Posted Through It
I sure hope the next film ties this franchise together.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I sure hope the next film ties this franchise together.
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The Doctor is right and correct
Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.
'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People
"People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The Doctor is right and correct
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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I think this is a typo but I kind of love it
ZELENSKIY SINGS DECREE TO DISMISS TOP AIDE YERMAK
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I think this is a typo but I kind of love it
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We are in peak French heist season.
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
stzl.ink
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
We are in peak French heist season.
I've only ever seen that Netflix mixed-up synopsis error once, but yowza was it a good one.
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I've only ever seen that Netflix mixed-up synopsis error once, but yowza was it a good one.
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Happy thanksgiving. Boat stuck.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Happy thanksgiving. Boat stuck.
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Responding to everyone’s Thanksgiving meal photos as “AI slop”
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Responding to everyone’s Thanksgiving meal photos as “AI slop”
a fun thing is this works as a diss for any kind of technology.
"Nice waffle press, real shame it won't stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation."
"Nice waffle press, real shame it won't stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation."
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
a fun thing is this works as a diss for any kind of technology.
"Nice waffle press, real shame it won't stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation."
"Nice waffle press, real shame it won't stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation."
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some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them by a team of Mattel's most rabid lawyers
www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them by a team of Mattel's most rabid lawyers
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Dudes Rock
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Dudes Rock
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Next week the House E&C Committee is looking to run something of a shock and awe campaign, debating at least 19 bills that they say are related to "protecting kids online." Most of which are actually about censorship and control. Don't buy the framing. It's always the same damn thing.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Next week the House E&C Committee is looking to run something of a shock and awe campaign, debating at least 19 bills that they say are related to "protecting kids online." Most of which are actually about censorship and control. Don't buy the framing. It's always the same damn thing.
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Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
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update on how delivery robots are going in chicago (lakeview specifically)
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
update on how delivery robots are going in chicago (lakeview specifically)
once more begging everyone to stop writing off core tenets of criminal procedure as "a technicality"
"The government and Halligan here got off on a technicality.
And yet, in the rough and tumble world of criminal litigation, a win is a win."
@benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org discusses the dismissal of the Letitia James and James Comey indictments in The Situation.
And yet, in the rough and tumble world of criminal litigation, a win is a win."
@benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org discusses the dismissal of the Letitia James and James Comey indictments in The Situation.
The Situation: Not The Way I Wanted This to End
But I’ll take it.
www.lawfaremedia.org
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
once more begging everyone to stop writing off core tenets of criminal procedure as "a technicality"
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It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
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Every time a shitty attorney gets smacked for failing to check the local rules, they should have to write an apology letter to their Civ Pro professor.
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Every time a shitty attorney gets smacked for failing to check the local rules, they should have to write an apology letter to their Civ Pro professor.
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my "Not Enron" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
my "Not Enron" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
okay crim pro fans, riddle me this:
if an indictment is dismissed without prejudice but the statute of limitations has run,
how does an AUSA get a new indictment?
if an indictment is dismissed without prejudice but the statute of limitations has run,
how does an AUSA get a new indictment?
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
okay crim pro fans, riddle me this:
if an indictment is dismissed without prejudice but the statute of limitations has run,
how does an AUSA get a new indictment?
if an indictment is dismissed without prejudice but the statute of limitations has run,
how does an AUSA get a new indictment?
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It feels wrong that these things overlapped in time, like the “Lincoln could have sent a fax to a samurai” thing
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It feels wrong that these things overlapped in time, like the “Lincoln could have sent a fax to a samurai” thing
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You, parched of swag: Is that a—
Me, resplendent: —Saddam Hussein Yasser Arafat bromance watch? that’s right.
Me, resplendent: —Saddam Hussein Yasser Arafat bromance watch? that’s right.
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You, parched of swag: Is that a—
Me, resplendent: —Saddam Hussein Yasser Arafat bromance watch? that’s right.
Me, resplendent: —Saddam Hussein Yasser Arafat bromance watch? that’s right.