Murder Mittens McGee
@tanasimensis.bsky.social
Poom. Sometimes an Ethiopian wolf
39. He/they
Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo.
Sometimes I have thoughts.
18+ only. I horny post.
PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com
https://sofurry.com/u/TanaSimensis
39. He/they
Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo.
Sometimes I have thoughts.
18+ only. I horny post.
PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com
https://sofurry.com/u/TanaSimensis
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sometimes the stars align and the furry gods grant art that's so particular to you you'd think it was a commission
February 4, 2026 at 2:43 AM
sometimes the stars align and the furry gods grant art that's so particular to you you'd think it was a commission
I am going to get linked to this so many times y'all have no idea.
February 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I am going to get linked to this so many times y'all have no idea.
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Alright, I've launched a GFM to help cover my top surgery costs. I've included a painfully vulnerable summary of my (long) transition journey so far, some of the hurdles I've faced, and what this procedure means to me.
Thank you 💜
gofund.me/08d2e0872
#TransArtist #QueerArtist #MutualAid
Thank you 💜
gofund.me/08d2e0872
#TransArtist #QueerArtist #MutualAid
Donate to Help Cairo Finally Get Top Surgery, organized by Cairo Steele
Hello! I'm Cairo Steele. You may know me from around the internet- I'm a 30-something … Cairo Steele needs your support for Help Cairo Finally Get Top Surgery
gofund.me
February 2, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Alright, I've launched a GFM to help cover my top surgery costs. I've included a painfully vulnerable summary of my (long) transition journey so far, some of the hurdles I've faced, and what this procedure means to me.
Thank you 💜
gofund.me/08d2e0872
#TransArtist #QueerArtist #MutualAid
Thank you 💜
gofund.me/08d2e0872
#TransArtist #QueerArtist #MutualAid
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He is ready for bed.
February 3, 2026 at 10:59 AM
He is ready for bed.
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Did u know?... 🐱
February 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Did u know?... 🐱
He is ready for bed.
February 3, 2026 at 10:59 AM
He is ready for bed.
Mmm. Think I'll make jalfrezi tonight. I got the stuff I'd need to
February 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Mmm. Think I'll make jalfrezi tonight. I got the stuff I'd need to
*spends 5 minutes looking around for their sneakers. Realizes they're already on* gonna be one of them days
February 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
*spends 5 minutes looking around for their sneakers. Realizes they're already on* gonna be one of them days
I was born in the wrong century. I should have been born in like 2350 in the Star Trek universe.
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I was born in the wrong century. I should have been born in like 2350 in the Star Trek universe.
*crunching chewing noises. Eating this with a spoon*
February 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
*crunching chewing noises. Eating this with a spoon*
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Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
February 1, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
I have no memory of buying the entire stargate Atlantis series but there it is under my purchased items.
Huh. Welp. Fuck it. *puts it on*
Huh. Welp. Fuck it. *puts it on*
February 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I have no memory of buying the entire stargate Atlantis series but there it is under my purchased items.
Huh. Welp. Fuck it. *puts it on*
Huh. Welp. Fuck it. *puts it on*
I've often wondered if I'm too cynical sometimes but realizing that not a single thing in these Epstein drops has surprised me makes me think maybe I'm just at the right level of cynicism
February 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I've often wondered if I'm too cynical sometimes but realizing that not a single thing in these Epstein drops has surprised me makes me think maybe I'm just at the right level of cynicism
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So the new Mexican place by me that I've really been enjoying was closed yesterday in solidarity with Minneapolis. Even more respect now :3.
*places an order*
*places an order*
January 31, 2026 at 9:26 PM
So the new Mexican place by me that I've really been enjoying was closed yesterday in solidarity with Minneapolis. Even more respect now :3.
*places an order*
*places an order*
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Maybe Chuck Schumer's imaginary friends The Bailey's are in the Epstein Files. Would explain a lot
January 31, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Maybe Chuck Schumer's imaginary friends The Bailey's are in the Epstein Files. Would explain a lot
The fact is the democrats had 4 years to try and release the Epstein stuff. But they decided that it was more important to shield donors than to use the literal once in a lifetime bombshell they provided to defeat a fascist.
January 31, 2026 at 1:57 PM
The fact is the democrats had 4 years to try and release the Epstein stuff. But they decided that it was more important to shield donors than to use the literal once in a lifetime bombshell they provided to defeat a fascist.
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sadly i think they were cynical and ruthless enough to not use it. class solidarity with the rich perverts above all else
The thing that shocks me most is that all of this incriminating stuff was sitting at the DOJ for 4 years and Biden & Garland were not cynical or ruthless enough to use it against Trump & Musk in the run up to 2024.
If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!
If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!
January 31, 2026 at 12:59 PM
sadly i think they were cynical and ruthless enough to not use it. class solidarity with the rich perverts above all else
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*looking at you and then down at an obviously fake chart* Sorry, I have to tell you that you have a serious health condition
"Oh no what is it"
Stinky paws
"Oh gosh. What's the treatment?"
Well...I have to lick them clean 😏
"...you're not a real doctor are you"
"Oh no what is it"
Stinky paws
"Oh gosh. What's the treatment?"
Well...I have to lick them clean 😏
"...you're not a real doctor are you"
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 PM
*looking at you and then down at an obviously fake chart* Sorry, I have to tell you that you have a serious health condition
"Oh no what is it"
Stinky paws
"Oh gosh. What's the treatment?"
Well...I have to lick them clean 😏
"...you're not a real doctor are you"
"Oh no what is it"
Stinky paws
"Oh gosh. What's the treatment?"
Well...I have to lick them clean 😏
"...you're not a real doctor are you"