Murder Mittens McGee
@tanasimensis.bsky.social
Poom. Sometimes an Ethiopian wolf
39. He/they
Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo.
Sometimes I have thoughts.
18+ only. I horny post.
PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com
https://sofurry.com/u/TanaSimensis
39. He/they
Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo.
Sometimes I have thoughts.
18+ only. I horny post.
PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com
https://sofurry.com/u/TanaSimensis
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Did u know?... 🐱
February 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Did u know?... 🐱
Meow at first. Purr soon to follow
February 3, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Meow at first. Purr soon to follow
He is ready for bed.
February 3, 2026 at 10:59 AM
He is ready for bed.
Hehe. Soup. Swimming.
February 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Hehe. Soup. Swimming.
I like an audience
February 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I like an audience
He was also killed in serenity in the way that one would kill a vampire...
February 2, 2026 at 6:31 PM
He was also killed in serenity in the way that one would kill a vampire...
Mmm. Think I'll make jalfrezi tonight. I got the stuff I'd need to
February 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Mmm. Think I'll make jalfrezi tonight. I got the stuff I'd need to
*spends 5 minutes looking around for their sneakers. Realizes they're already on* gonna be one of them days
February 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
*spends 5 minutes looking around for their sneakers. Realizes they're already on* gonna be one of them days
I was born in the wrong century. I should have been born in like 2350 in the Star Trek universe.
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I was born in the wrong century. I should have been born in like 2350 in the Star Trek universe.
Handsome coug :3
February 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Handsome coug :3
I think it's fun that we all have to be rightfully careful not in any way to fed post while rich people just talk about their crimes
February 2, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I think it's fun that we all have to be rightfully careful not in any way to fed post while rich people just talk about their crimes
I am extremely classy
February 1, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I am extremely classy
*crunching chewing noises. Eating this with a spoon*
February 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
*crunching chewing noises. Eating this with a spoon*
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Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
February 1, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
I know that. I've seen it before many years ago. I have no idea why I would have bought this xD
February 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I know that. I've seen it before many years ago. I have no idea why I would have bought this xD
I have no memory of buying the entire stargate Atlantis series but there it is under my purchased items.
Huh. Welp. Fuck it. *puts it on*
Huh. Welp. Fuck it. *puts it on*
February 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I have no memory of buying the entire stargate Atlantis series but there it is under my purchased items.
Huh. Welp. Fuck it. *puts it on*
Huh. Welp. Fuck it. *puts it on*
Yeaaaah. Last year I retired my tank. Gave aquariums a decent run but probably wasn't for me. I did really enjoy shrimp though. Funny little fellers.
February 1, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Yeaaaah. Last year I retired my tank. Gave aquariums a decent run but probably wasn't for me. I did really enjoy shrimp though. Funny little fellers.
I've often wondered if I'm too cynical sometimes but realizing that not a single thing in these Epstein drops has surprised me makes me think maybe I'm just at the right level of cynicism
February 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I've often wondered if I'm too cynical sometimes but realizing that not a single thing in these Epstein drops has surprised me makes me think maybe I'm just at the right level of cynicism
Snails are great little tank cleaners you just have to keep an eye on them or you'll end up with a lot more snails than you wanted >.>
February 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Snails are great little tank cleaners you just have to keep an eye on them or you'll end up with a lot more snails than you wanted >.>
Uh. I mean...
January 31, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Uh. I mean...
You mean the right street.
January 31, 2026 at 10:39 PM
You mean the right street.