Tana
@tanasimensis.bsky.social
Poom. Sometimes an Ethiopian wolf
39. He/they
Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo.
Sometimes I have thoughts.
18+ only. I horny post.
PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com
https://tana-simensis.sofurry.com
39. He/they
Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo.
Sometimes I have thoughts.
18+ only. I horny post.
PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com
https://tana-simensis.sofurry.com
It's good that pumpkins aren't sentient or they'd be REAL mad about us cutting their tops off, ripping their guts out, carving faces into their corpses, and displaying them in front of our residences every year.
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It's good that pumpkins aren't sentient or they'd be REAL mad about us cutting their tops off, ripping their guts out, carving faces into their corpses, and displaying them in front of our residences every year.
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Finished YCH for Kemper
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Finished YCH for Kemper
I need my world to be animals
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I need my world to be animals
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November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Yeah I know millions of us will lose their healthcare and for some time millions of us faced hunger to hold the line to preserve benefits for both groups but have you considered that your wealthy representatives had travel plans?
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Yeah I know millions of us will lose their healthcare and for some time millions of us faced hunger to hold the line to preserve benefits for both groups but have you considered that your wealthy representatives had travel plans?
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I see the guy down the road is having a normal one.
November 2, 2024 at 9:55 PM
I see the guy down the road is having a normal one.
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This U Boat game is getting weird.
November 23, 2024 at 3:08 PM
This U Boat game is getting weird.
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How I want to be at cons vs how I usually end up being at cons.
March 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
How I want to be at cons vs how I usually end up being at cons.
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I have spoken to no fewer than three writing friends who have had troubles feeling seen lately. It's a struggle I've felt I've had since starting out self-publishing and always just hard trying to feel like your stories matter. So if you have time to read someone's fics, please let them know you did
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I have spoken to no fewer than three writing friends who have had troubles feeling seen lately. It's a struggle I've felt I've had since starting out self-publishing and always just hard trying to feel like your stories matter. So if you have time to read someone's fics, please let them know you did
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Why would you cave to this, @schumer.senate.gov, you old birdbrain, you blockhead, you rotten fink!
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Why would you cave to this, @schumer.senate.gov, you old birdbrain, you blockhead, you rotten fink!
I'm not watching foundation just to look at partially disrobed Lee Pace I swear
November 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I'm not watching foundation just to look at partially disrobed Lee Pace I swear
Welp. First snow of the year 🙃
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Welp. First snow of the year 🙃
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me yesterday: look, Chuck Schumer is an incompetent dipshit, but somehow he’s played the shutdown semi-functionally because his opponents are even stupider
today: you fool, you idiot, Chuck Schumer has only appeared vaguely competent because his caucus actively revolted
should have known better
today: you fool, you idiot, Chuck Schumer has only appeared vaguely competent because his caucus actively revolted
should have known better
SCOOP: Schumer was more involved than reported with the attempted cave on the government shutdown. The Gang of 8 Senate Dems had his approval & he was getting daily updates.
In Thursday's caucus meeting, the Gang claimed they had 10 votes to cave. The caucus went nuts, leading to the new proposal.
In Thursday's caucus meeting, the Gang claimed they had 10 votes to cave. The caucus went nuts, leading to the new proposal.
Why Does Schumer Keep Trying to Cave? - The American Prospect
Most commentators, including me, concluded that the Tuesday election victory saved Democrats from capitulating to Republican demands to pass a simple continuing resolution to re-open the government, i...
prospect.org
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
me yesterday: look, Chuck Schumer is an incompetent dipshit, but somehow he’s played the shutdown semi-functionally because his opponents are even stupider
today: you fool, you idiot, Chuck Schumer has only appeared vaguely competent because his caucus actively revolted
should have known better
today: you fool, you idiot, Chuck Schumer has only appeared vaguely competent because his caucus actively revolted
should have known better
I think my cats know when I'm just about to go to the bathroom because as soon as I'm like "I should go take a pee/poop" one will hop in my lap
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I think my cats know when I'm just about to go to the bathroom because as soon as I'm like "I should go take a pee/poop" one will hop in my lap
The cats keep putting their toy mice in the laundry basket and I keep washing them accidentally and I have to start to wonder if they're doing this on purpose
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The cats keep putting their toy mice in the laundry basket and I keep washing them accidentally and I have to start to wonder if they're doing this on purpose
The cult building near me from the behind the bastards episodes from the other week🙃
November 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The cult building near me from the behind the bastards episodes from the other week🙃
I bought a ridiculous shirt
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I bought a ridiculous shirt
*smacks Mk 14 torpedo* this baby can fit so many malfunctions in it.
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
*smacks Mk 14 torpedo* this baby can fit so many malfunctions in it.
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Who wants to lick some top ass. 🍑
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Who wants to lick some top ass. 🍑
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judy hopps rule 34 where she’s just turning in her badge and quitting because the hottest thing a cop can do is fucking quit
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
judy hopps rule 34 where she’s just turning in her badge and quitting because the hottest thing a cop can do is fucking quit