Murder Mittens McGee
@tanasimensis.bsky.social
Poom. Sometimes an Ethiopian wolf
39. He/they
Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo.
Sometimes I have thoughts.
18+ only. I horny post.
PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com
https://sofurry.com/u/TanaSimensis
39. He/they
Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo.
Sometimes I have thoughts.
18+ only. I horny post.
PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com
https://sofurry.com/u/TanaSimensis
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So the new Mexican place by me that I've really been enjoying was closed yesterday in solidarity with Minneapolis. Even more respect now :3.
*places an order*
*places an order*
January 31, 2026 at 9:26 PM
So the new Mexican place by me that I've really been enjoying was closed yesterday in solidarity with Minneapolis. Even more respect now :3.
*places an order*
*places an order*
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Maybe Chuck Schumer's imaginary friends The Bailey's are in the Epstein Files. Would explain a lot
January 31, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Maybe Chuck Schumer's imaginary friends The Bailey's are in the Epstein Files. Would explain a lot
The fact is the democrats had 4 years to try and release the Epstein stuff. But they decided that it was more important to shield donors than to use the literal once in a lifetime bombshell they provided to defeat a fascist.
January 31, 2026 at 1:57 PM
The fact is the democrats had 4 years to try and release the Epstein stuff. But they decided that it was more important to shield donors than to use the literal once in a lifetime bombshell they provided to defeat a fascist.
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sadly i think they were cynical and ruthless enough to not use it. class solidarity with the rich perverts above all else
The thing that shocks me most is that all of this incriminating stuff was sitting at the DOJ for 4 years and Biden & Garland were not cynical or ruthless enough to use it against Trump & Musk in the run up to 2024.
If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!
If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!
January 31, 2026 at 12:59 PM
sadly i think they were cynical and ruthless enough to not use it. class solidarity with the rich perverts above all else
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*looking at you and then down at an obviously fake chart* Sorry, I have to tell you that you have a serious health condition
"Oh no what is it"
Stinky paws
"Oh gosh. What's the treatment?"
Well...I have to lick them clean 😏
"...you're not a real doctor are you"
"Oh no what is it"
Stinky paws
"Oh gosh. What's the treatment?"
Well...I have to lick them clean 😏
"...you're not a real doctor are you"
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 PM
*looking at you and then down at an obviously fake chart* Sorry, I have to tell you that you have a serious health condition
"Oh no what is it"
Stinky paws
"Oh gosh. What's the treatment?"
Well...I have to lick them clean 😏
"...you're not a real doctor are you"
"Oh no what is it"
Stinky paws
"Oh gosh. What's the treatment?"
Well...I have to lick them clean 😏
"...you're not a real doctor are you"
"It says you have 561 hours played in that game"
"Yea but 525 of them were on the character creation screen"
"Yea but 525 of them were on the character creation screen"
January 30, 2026 at 6:05 PM
"It says you have 561 hours played in that game"
"Yea but 525 of them were on the character creation screen"
"Yea but 525 of them were on the character creation screen"
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Just a random reminder that Rage's Woodstock 99 set is all up and available on YouTube. Ya know. If you feel like some lyrics from decades ago that still ring true
youtu.be/mDLbpqPPIOM?...
youtu.be/mDLbpqPPIOM?...
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE WOODSTOCK 99 1999 FULL CONCERT DVD QUALITY 2013
YouTube video by Woodstock Poland
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Just a random reminder that Rage's Woodstock 99 set is all up and available on YouTube. Ya know. If you feel like some lyrics from decades ago that still ring true
youtu.be/mDLbpqPPIOM?...
youtu.be/mDLbpqPPIOM?...
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Five jobs:
Cave decorator
Tree branch napper
Cat nip sommelier
Deer population controller
Wilderness guide
Cave decorator
Tree branch napper
Cat nip sommelier
Deer population controller
Wilderness guide
January 30, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Five jobs:
Cave decorator
Tree branch napper
Cat nip sommelier
Deer population controller
Wilderness guide
Cave decorator
Tree branch napper
Cat nip sommelier
Deer population controller
Wilderness guide
BOCCHERINI - DUO for VIOLIN & CELLO
YouTube video by Josep-Oriol Miró Cogul #cellodoskope
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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*smacks Mk 14 torpedo* this baby can fit so many malfunctions in it.
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
*smacks Mk 14 torpedo* this baby can fit so many malfunctions in it.
Five jobs:
Cave decorator
Tree branch napper
Cat nip sommelier
Deer population controller
Wilderness guide
Cave decorator
Tree branch napper
Cat nip sommelier
Deer population controller
Wilderness guide
January 30, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Five jobs:
Cave decorator
Tree branch napper
Cat nip sommelier
Deer population controller
Wilderness guide
Cave decorator
Tree branch napper
Cat nip sommelier
Deer population controller
Wilderness guide
I'm sorry that I generally default to limiting who can comment on my posts these days but I cannot abide a rando with an opinion that found something of mine on the discover feed.
January 29, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I'm sorry that I generally default to limiting who can comment on my posts these days but I cannot abide a rando with an opinion that found something of mine on the discover feed.
Not even requiring warrants in all cases eh? Cmon chuck you can capitulate even more I believe in you. 🙃
Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said the party agreed on three main goals:
° Require warrants in some cases and ICE coordination with state and local law enforcement
° Create a code of conduct and enforce it
° Require agents to wear body cams and not masks
° Require warrants in some cases and ICE coordination with state and local law enforcement
° Create a code of conduct and enforce it
° Require agents to wear body cams and not masks
Democrats demand new ICE restrictions as government shutdown looms
After federal agents shot and killed Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, Senate Democrats say they’ll block a massive government funding package without policy changes.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 29, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Not even requiring warrants in all cases eh? Cmon chuck you can capitulate even more I believe in you. 🙃
Mario, is that you?
Authorities say a man claiming to be an FBI agent showed up to a federal jail in New York City and told officers he had a court order to release Luigi Mangione.
A man impersonating an FBI agent tried to get Luigi Mangione out of jail, authorities say
Authorities say a man claiming to be an FBI agent showed up to a federal jail in New York City and told officers he had a court order to release Luigi Mangione.
bit.ly
January 29, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Mario, is that you?
Why can't I be a bodega cat :/
January 29, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Why can't I be a bodega cat :/
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Don't be a fan of politicians. Don't. Do. Not.
Be ready to turn on them if they even think of stepping out of line. You know how corporations aren't our friend? Well, voters aren't THEIR friends.
We are angry, feral, and tired.
Oh you "wrote" a book that's cute where's my fucking health care
Be ready to turn on them if they even think of stepping out of line. You know how corporations aren't our friend? Well, voters aren't THEIR friends.
We are angry, feral, and tired.
Oh you "wrote" a book that's cute where's my fucking health care
January 29, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Don't be a fan of politicians. Don't. Do. Not.
Be ready to turn on them if they even think of stepping out of line. You know how corporations aren't our friend? Well, voters aren't THEIR friends.
We are angry, feral, and tired.
Oh you "wrote" a book that's cute where's my fucking health care
Be ready to turn on them if they even think of stepping out of line. You know how corporations aren't our friend? Well, voters aren't THEIR friends.
We are angry, feral, and tired.
Oh you "wrote" a book that's cute where's my fucking health care
Give human baby to mountain lion. Mountain lion is soft and caring you will not regret giving human baby to mountain lion
January 28, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Give human baby to mountain lion. Mountain lion is soft and caring you will not regret giving human baby to mountain lion
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Tigers and lions and other roaring cats purring is stolen valor from us purring felines.
January 27, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Tigers and lions and other roaring cats purring is stolen valor from us purring felines.