Murder Mittens McGee
@tanasimensis.bsky.social
Poom. Sometimes an Ethiopian wolf
39. He/they
Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo.
Sometimes I have thoughts.
18+ only. I horny post.
PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com
https://sofurry.com/u/TanaSimensis
39. He/they
Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo.
Sometimes I have thoughts.
18+ only. I horny post.
PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com
https://sofurry.com/u/TanaSimensis
Well duh. One is a group of violent, uneducated, invading parasites.
The other is a group of people just trying to move here for a better life.
The other is a group of people just trying to move here for a better life.
"For much of the 2010s and likely before and since, it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants in the United States."
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...
Accountability for ICE and CBP
However bad you think the corruption and misconduct at ICE and CBP is — the reality is far far worse.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
February 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Well duh. One is a group of violent, uneducated, invading parasites.
The other is a group of people just trying to move here for a better life.
The other is a group of people just trying to move here for a better life.
Someone wrote M+E in a heart outline in the snow in my yard. 🤷
I guess that's less permanent than a tree carving.
I guess that's less permanent than a tree carving.
February 4, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Someone wrote M+E in a heart outline in the snow in my yard. 🤷
I guess that's less permanent than a tree carving.
I guess that's less permanent than a tree carving.
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Star trek had a lot of hard lines over the years, but this remains the fucking hardest
May 17, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Star trek had a lot of hard lines over the years, but this remains the fucking hardest
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Recruiter: what’s your dream job?
Me: dungeon waiter
Recruiter: what?
Me: ya know, the guys that sit in dungeons waiting for a player character to maaaaaybe show up once in existence ever. Rest of the time must be super chill
Me: dungeon waiter
Recruiter: what?
Me: ya know, the guys that sit in dungeons waiting for a player character to maaaaaybe show up once in existence ever. Rest of the time must be super chill
May 25, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Recruiter: what’s your dream job?
Me: dungeon waiter
Recruiter: what?
Me: ya know, the guys that sit in dungeons waiting for a player character to maaaaaybe show up once in existence ever. Rest of the time must be super chill
Me: dungeon waiter
Recruiter: what?
Me: ya know, the guys that sit in dungeons waiting for a player character to maaaaaybe show up once in existence ever. Rest of the time must be super chill
Hey. On the upside I haven't had any recruiters send me crappy offers anymore...
I decided to randomly reply to a random indeed recruiter
February 4, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Hey. On the upside I haven't had any recruiters send me crappy offers anymore...
I am going to get linked to this so many times y'all have no idea.
February 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I am going to get linked to this so many times y'all have no idea.
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Alright, I've launched a GFM to help cover my top surgery costs. I've included a painfully vulnerable summary of my (long) transition journey so far, some of the hurdles I've faced, and what this procedure means to me.
Thank you 💜
gofund.me/08d2e0872
#TransArtist #QueerArtist #MutualAid
Thank you 💜
gofund.me/08d2e0872
#TransArtist #QueerArtist #MutualAid
Donate to Help Cairo Finally Get Top Surgery, organized by Cairo Steele
Hello! I'm Cairo Steele. You may know me from around the internet- I'm a 30-something … Cairo Steele needs your support for Help Cairo Finally Get Top Surgery
gofund.me
February 2, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Alright, I've launched a GFM to help cover my top surgery costs. I've included a painfully vulnerable summary of my (long) transition journey so far, some of the hurdles I've faced, and what this procedure means to me.
Thank you 💜
gofund.me/08d2e0872
#TransArtist #QueerArtist #MutualAid
Thank you 💜
gofund.me/08d2e0872
#TransArtist #QueerArtist #MutualAid
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He is ready for bed.
February 3, 2026 at 10:59 AM
He is ready for bed.
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Did u know?... 🐱
February 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Did u know?... 🐱
He is ready for bed.
February 3, 2026 at 10:59 AM
He is ready for bed.
Mmm. Think I'll make jalfrezi tonight. I got the stuff I'd need to
February 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Mmm. Think I'll make jalfrezi tonight. I got the stuff I'd need to
*spends 5 minutes looking around for their sneakers. Realizes they're already on* gonna be one of them days
February 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
*spends 5 minutes looking around for their sneakers. Realizes they're already on* gonna be one of them days
I was born in the wrong century. I should have been born in like 2350 in the Star Trek universe.
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I was born in the wrong century. I should have been born in like 2350 in the Star Trek universe.
*crunching chewing noises. Eating this with a spoon*
February 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
*crunching chewing noises. Eating this with a spoon*
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Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
February 1, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
I have no memory of buying the entire stargate Atlantis series but there it is under my purchased items.
Huh. Welp. Fuck it. *puts it on*
Huh. Welp. Fuck it. *puts it on*
February 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I have no memory of buying the entire stargate Atlantis series but there it is under my purchased items.
Huh. Welp. Fuck it. *puts it on*
Huh. Welp. Fuck it. *puts it on*
I've often wondered if I'm too cynical sometimes but realizing that not a single thing in these Epstein drops has surprised me makes me think maybe I'm just at the right level of cynicism
February 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I've often wondered if I'm too cynical sometimes but realizing that not a single thing in these Epstein drops has surprised me makes me think maybe I'm just at the right level of cynicism
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So the new Mexican place by me that I've really been enjoying was closed yesterday in solidarity with Minneapolis. Even more respect now :3.
*places an order*
*places an order*
January 31, 2026 at 9:26 PM
So the new Mexican place by me that I've really been enjoying was closed yesterday in solidarity with Minneapolis. Even more respect now :3.
*places an order*
*places an order*
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Maybe Chuck Schumer's imaginary friends The Bailey's are in the Epstein Files. Would explain a lot
January 31, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Maybe Chuck Schumer's imaginary friends The Bailey's are in the Epstein Files. Would explain a lot