Murder Mittens McGee
@tanasimensis.bsky.social
Poom. Sometimes an Ethiopian wolf
39. He/they
Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo.
Sometimes I have thoughts.
18+ only. I horny post.
PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com
https://sofurry.com/u/TanaSimensis
39. He/they
Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo.
Sometimes I have thoughts.
18+ only. I horny post.
PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com
https://sofurry.com/u/TanaSimensis
Mmm. Think I'll make jalfrezi tonight. I got the stuff I'd need to
February 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Mmm. Think I'll make jalfrezi tonight. I got the stuff I'd need to
*spends 5 minutes looking around for their sneakers. Realizes they're already on* gonna be one of them days
February 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
*spends 5 minutes looking around for their sneakers. Realizes they're already on* gonna be one of them days
I was born in the wrong century. I should have been born in like 2350 in the Star Trek universe.
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I was born in the wrong century. I should have been born in like 2350 in the Star Trek universe.
*crunching chewing noises. Eating this with a spoon*
February 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
*crunching chewing noises. Eating this with a spoon*
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Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
February 1, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
I have no memory of buying the entire stargate Atlantis series but there it is under my purchased items.
Huh. Welp. Fuck it. *puts it on*
Huh. Welp. Fuck it. *puts it on*
February 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I have no memory of buying the entire stargate Atlantis series but there it is under my purchased items.
Huh. Welp. Fuck it. *puts it on*
Huh. Welp. Fuck it. *puts it on*
I've often wondered if I'm too cynical sometimes but realizing that not a single thing in these Epstein drops has surprised me makes me think maybe I'm just at the right level of cynicism
February 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I've often wondered if I'm too cynical sometimes but realizing that not a single thing in these Epstein drops has surprised me makes me think maybe I'm just at the right level of cynicism
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So the new Mexican place by me that I've really been enjoying was closed yesterday in solidarity with Minneapolis. Even more respect now :3.
*places an order*
*places an order*
January 31, 2026 at 9:26 PM
So the new Mexican place by me that I've really been enjoying was closed yesterday in solidarity with Minneapolis. Even more respect now :3.
*places an order*
*places an order*
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Maybe Chuck Schumer's imaginary friends The Bailey's are in the Epstein Files. Would explain a lot
January 31, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Maybe Chuck Schumer's imaginary friends The Bailey's are in the Epstein Files. Would explain a lot
The fact is the democrats had 4 years to try and release the Epstein stuff. But they decided that it was more important to shield donors than to use the literal once in a lifetime bombshell they provided to defeat a fascist.
January 31, 2026 at 1:57 PM
The fact is the democrats had 4 years to try and release the Epstein stuff. But they decided that it was more important to shield donors than to use the literal once in a lifetime bombshell they provided to defeat a fascist.
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sadly i think they were cynical and ruthless enough to not use it. class solidarity with the rich perverts above all else
The thing that shocks me most is that all of this incriminating stuff was sitting at the DOJ for 4 years and Biden & Garland were not cynical or ruthless enough to use it against Trump & Musk in the run up to 2024.
If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!
If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!
January 31, 2026 at 12:59 PM
sadly i think they were cynical and ruthless enough to not use it. class solidarity with the rich perverts above all else
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*looking at you and then down at an obviously fake chart* Sorry, I have to tell you that you have a serious health condition
"Oh no what is it"
Stinky paws
"Oh gosh. What's the treatment?"
Well...I have to lick them clean 😏
"...you're not a real doctor are you"
"Oh no what is it"
Stinky paws
"Oh gosh. What's the treatment?"
Well...I have to lick them clean 😏
"...you're not a real doctor are you"
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 PM
*looking at you and then down at an obviously fake chart* Sorry, I have to tell you that you have a serious health condition
"Oh no what is it"
Stinky paws
"Oh gosh. What's the treatment?"
Well...I have to lick them clean 😏
"...you're not a real doctor are you"
"Oh no what is it"
Stinky paws
"Oh gosh. What's the treatment?"
Well...I have to lick them clean 😏
"...you're not a real doctor are you"
"It says you have 561 hours played in that game"
"Yea but 525 of them were on the character creation screen"
"Yea but 525 of them were on the character creation screen"
January 30, 2026 at 6:05 PM
"It says you have 561 hours played in that game"
"Yea but 525 of them were on the character creation screen"
"Yea but 525 of them were on the character creation screen"
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Just a random reminder that Rage's Woodstock 99 set is all up and available on YouTube. Ya know. If you feel like some lyrics from decades ago that still ring true
youtu.be/mDLbpqPPIOM?...
youtu.be/mDLbpqPPIOM?...
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE WOODSTOCK 99 1999 FULL CONCERT DVD QUALITY 2013
YouTube video by Woodstock Poland
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Just a random reminder that Rage's Woodstock 99 set is all up and available on YouTube. Ya know. If you feel like some lyrics from decades ago that still ring true
youtu.be/mDLbpqPPIOM?...
youtu.be/mDLbpqPPIOM?...
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Five jobs:
Cave decorator
Tree branch napper
Cat nip sommelier
Deer population controller
Wilderness guide
Cave decorator
Tree branch napper
Cat nip sommelier
Deer population controller
Wilderness guide
January 30, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Five jobs:
Cave decorator
Tree branch napper
Cat nip sommelier
Deer population controller
Wilderness guide
Cave decorator
Tree branch napper
Cat nip sommelier
Deer population controller
Wilderness guide
BOCCHERINI - DUO for VIOLIN & CELLO
YouTube video by Josep-Oriol Miró Cogul #cellodoskope
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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*smacks Mk 14 torpedo* this baby can fit so many malfunctions in it.
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
*smacks Mk 14 torpedo* this baby can fit so many malfunctions in it.