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@roooooland.bsky.social
· Mar 2
clicked on an underwear ad and keep reading this tab title like it's a blog post about some new language runtime feature that Shopify is cooking up
Yeah this is probably the post that best sums up my whole deal
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1. The name of the highest peak in suburban Atlanta is notable in its relation to the name of Major League Baseball's controversial first Commissioner. What is that peak's name?
NO, WHAT'S THE GUY ON SECOND
#LL107 #bestwronganswers
NO, WHAT'S THE GUY ON SECOND
#LL107 #bestwronganswers
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
1. The name of the highest peak in suburban Atlanta is notable in its relation to the name of Major League Baseball's controversial first Commissioner. What is that peak's name?
NO, WHAT'S THE GUY ON SECOND
#LL107 #bestwronganswers
NO, WHAT'S THE GUY ON SECOND
#LL107 #bestwronganswers
me
December 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
me
you would be forgiven for thinking that half the people in the world are academics and the other half are furry cartoonists for hire
December 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
you would be forgiven for thinking that half the people in the world are academics and the other half are furry cartoonists for hire
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a revolution is coming to social networking algorithms: the For Me 😳👉️👈️??? feed
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
a revolution is coming to social networking algorithms: the For Me 😳👉️👈️??? feed
everyone says this but it's Call of Duty, the only cultural impact of which is "press F to pay respects", but which has made more money than (to pick some other random examples on the page) Avatar, Star Trek, Mario, and Minecraft put together
December 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
everyone says this but it's Call of Duty, the only cultural impact of which is "press F to pay respects", but which has made more money than (to pick some other random examples on the page) Avatar, Star Trek, Mario, and Minecraft put together
AI alarmist JFK addressing the nation about the grave threat posed by "Cuder"
December 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
AI alarmist JFK addressing the nation about the grave threat posed by "Cuder"
the first rule of sandwich club is three slices of toasted white bread. the second rule of sandwich club is cut into quarters diagonally. how hard could it be
December 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
the first rule of sandwich club is three slices of toasted white bread. the second rule of sandwich club is cut into quarters diagonally. how hard could it be
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SSHing into a Windows PC lowkey feels illegal
November 29, 2024 at 6:22 PM
SSHing into a Windows PC lowkey feels illegal
how mad do you think the "superb owl" people were when they first heard "super bass"
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
how mad do you think the "superb owl" people were when they first heard "super bass"
was thinking about the sadly-fake andrew tate pizza thing and remembered this
December 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
was thinking about the sadly-fake andrew tate pizza thing and remembered this
we got a label printer for christmas
December 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
we got a label printer for christmas
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"DigiKey gives me the ick" -electronics hobbyist who doesn't know how to pronounce "IC"
April 20, 2024 at 5:47 AM
"DigiKey gives me the ick" -electronics hobbyist who doesn't know how to pronounce "IC"
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
What atproto discussion must sound like:
Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
What atproto discussion must sound like:
the "bot" in "bot-tan" is short for "lobotomy"
December 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
the "bot" in "bot-tan" is short for "lobotomy"
[don't copy that floppy voice] don't funge that token
December 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
[don't copy that floppy voice] don't funge that token
Everything is like this now. On every subject, the only acceptable opinion is that things are the worst they’ve ever been, and there’s no room for anyone to acknowledge anything good without to-be-sure caveats about other things that are bad
Truly impossible levels of cynicism when it comes to the MTA. In the comments about the new faregates, people are complaining about the service on the 4/5, which come every 2 minutes. We can literally never be happy.
December 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Everything is like this now. On every subject, the only acceptable opinion is that things are the worst they’ve ever been, and there’s no room for anyone to acknowledge anything good without to-be-sure caveats about other things that are bad
"I see the issue." -me when i'm lying
December 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"I see the issue." -me when i'm lying
cautiously optimistic that the overnight inescapable Heated Rivalry obsession across all platforms will vanish about as quickly as it did for, like, Mare of Easttown
December 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
cautiously optimistic that the overnight inescapable Heated Rivalry obsession across all platforms will vanish about as quickly as it did for, like, Mare of Easttown
I would like to see one of those color-coded cluster diagrams of the Bluesky community with users grouped by website of origin, e.g.:
- Facebook
- Tumblr
- Twitter
- porn Tumblr
- porn Twitter
- distributed bullshit (Linux dork variant)
- distributed bullshit (crypto variant)
- Threads, somehow
- Tumblr
- porn Tumblr
- porn Twitter
- distributed bullshit (Linux dork variant)
- distributed bullshit (crypto variant)
- Threads, somehow
December 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I would like to see one of those color-coded cluster diagrams of the Bluesky community with users grouped by website of origin, e.g.:
- Facebook
- Tumblr
- Twitter
- porn Tumblr
- porn Twitter
- distributed bullshit (Linux dork variant)
- distributed bullshit (crypto variant)
- Threads, somehow
- Tumblr
- porn Tumblr
- porn Twitter
- distributed bullshit (Linux dork variant)
- distributed bullshit (crypto variant)
- Threads, somehow
josh gottheimer saw this and thought "shit that's a great point"
December 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
josh gottheimer saw this and thought "shit that's a great point"
what idiot called it military sociology instead of general dynamics
December 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
what idiot called it military sociology instead of general dynamics
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
“this meeting could have been an email” -guy about to invent iCalendar
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“this meeting could have been an email” -guy about to invent iCalendar