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@roooooland.bsky.social
· Mar 2
clicked on an underwear ad and keep reading this tab title like it's a blog post about some new language runtime feature that Shopify is cooking up
Yeah this is probably the post that best sums up my whole deal
I oughta update my keyboard shortcut for 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐘 ℴ𝒻 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐑𝐊 to add 𝖠𝗇 𝖠𝗍𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗌𝗂𝖺𝗇 𝖢𝗈𝗆𝗉𝖺𝗇𝗒
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I oughta update my keyboard shortcut for 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐘 ℴ𝒻 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐑𝐊 to add 𝖠𝗇 𝖠𝗍𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗌𝗂𝖺𝗇 𝖢𝗈𝗆𝗉𝖺𝗇𝗒
sometimes you find out about some occurrence and you're just like, damn, there sure have been a lot of things that have happened in the world
Boston Strafer Pilot
YouTube video by Scott Hess
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November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
sometimes you find out about some occurrence and you're just like, damn, there sure have been a lot of things that have happened in the world
what if we made the whole site out of people typing half-remembered cliches into the comments section on Jamelle Bouie's column in pursuit of the elusive "Score: 5, Insightful"
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
what if we made the whole site out of people typing half-remembered cliches into the comments section on Jamelle Bouie's column in pursuit of the elusive "Score: 5, Insightful"
could someone PLEASE tell me what the purpose of a system is? or whether a computer should make management decisions? or whether i should comply in advance or if the cruelty is the point or not?
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
could someone PLEASE tell me what the purpose of a system is? or whether a computer should make management decisions? or whether i should comply in advance or if the cruelty is the point or not?
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If you all knew who writes and posts Joyce Carol Oates's tweets for her (and has for years), there would never be another screenshot of one seen again.
June 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
If you all knew who writes and posts Joyce Carol Oates's tweets for her (and has for years), there would never be another screenshot of one seen again.
when are we going to get a senatorial candidate who takes this tone with axios
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
when are we going to get a senatorial candidate who takes this tone with axios
when u have a subscription to The Information memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c7...
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
when u have a subscription to The Information memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c7...
President Qveen Herby
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
President Qveen Herby
bought a new CPU cooler and I can't believe this brand never hired Haliey Welch as a spokesperson www.noctua.at
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
bought a new CPU cooler and I can't believe this brand never hired Haliey Welch as a spokesperson www.noctua.at
this makes me feel like a moron every time I repost my own posts. Still gonna keep doing it though
Dedupe notifications for interactions with self-reposts · Issue #9351 · bluesky-social/social-app
Describe the Feature If you repost your own post and someone interacts with it, two push notifications are sent, e.g. “user liked your repost” in addition to “user liked your post”. It feels a bit ...
github.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
this makes me feel like a moron every time I repost my own posts. Still gonna keep doing it though
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what percentage of non-corporate-issued Thinkpads do you figure have the hostname 'twinkpad'
February 11, 2024 at 9:49 PM
what percentage of non-corporate-issued Thinkpads do you figure have the hostname 'twinkpad'
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Half a weague, half a weague,
half a weague onwawd
All in the vawwy of death
wode the six hundwed
- “The Chawge of the Wight Bwigade” by Alfwed Woard Tennyson
half a weague onwawd
All in the vawwy of death
wode the six hundwed
- “The Chawge of the Wight Bwigade” by Alfwed Woard Tennyson
August 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Half a weague, half a weague,
half a weague onwawd
All in the vawwy of death
wode the six hundwed
- “The Chawge of the Wight Bwigade” by Alfwed Woard Tennyson
half a weague onwawd
All in the vawwy of death
wode the six hundwed
- “The Chawge of the Wight Bwigade” by Alfwed Woard Tennyson
"Tenerife" comes from the Spanish for "having in-flight entertainment"; the "Tenerife disaster" refers to an infamous incident when the seatback TVs weren't working
November 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"Tenerife" comes from the Spanish for "having in-flight entertainment"; the "Tenerife disaster" refers to an infamous incident when the seatback TVs weren't working
"The mayor-elect has opened a portal" new contender for the "sounds way cooler than what it means" award
We’re hiring!
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Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
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Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.
Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply
November 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"The mayor-elect has opened a portal" new contender for the "sounds way cooler than what it means" award
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"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong
September 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong
wait huh DSA types are into Hamilton shit now? I can't keep up
Replying to @miyaki 😼☆ your wish is this schmo’s command #zohran #mamdani
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November 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
wait huh DSA types are into Hamilton shit now? I can't keep up
This was originally an observation about Joe Jonas, but: Jay Jacobs has the same name format as Jar Jar Binks
November 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This was originally an observation about Joe Jonas, but: Jay Jacobs has the same name format as Jar Jar Binks
CVS Bangers ass playlist
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
CVS Bangers ass playlist
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“ The boyfriend” is crying and the girls are eating their spaghetti and meatballs in dead silence!
June 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
“ The boyfriend” is crying and the girls are eating their spaghetti and meatballs in dead silence!
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you will not correctly guess the house owner
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
you will not correctly guess the house owner
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explaining inline styles to an american: imagine a spanberger
The latest attack ad from Winsome Earle-Sears has this quote from Abigail Spanberger
Wouldn’t be surprised if majority of Virginians support that statement
There is a risk Earle-Sears enters Ken Cuccinelli territory if goes overboard on social issues
Wouldn’t be surprised if majority of Virginians support that statement
There is a risk Earle-Sears enters Ken Cuccinelli territory if goes overboard on social issues
September 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
explaining inline styles to an american: imagine a spanberger
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HTTP/1.1 200 Good Request 👍
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
HTTP/1.1 200 Good Request 👍