joanna
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And if you give up Starbies for a month you are in the one hundredth+ percentile of incomes. It's actually not even on the chart
If your household, not you, all of the income earners in your household, make over $130,500/yr, you are better off than 60% of American households.
Read theory
February 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
And if you give up Starbies for a month you are in the one hundredth+ percentile of incomes. It's actually not even on the chart
is anyone else’s middle schooler going through bassoon reeds like crazy
February 4, 2026 at 10:56 PM
is anyone else’s middle schooler going through bassoon reeds like crazy
should I reply “phenomenon” and get blocked
February 4, 2026 at 7:02 PM
should I reply “phenomenon” and get blocked
If this were true he would have shuttered it ten years ago. He’s doing this now because he has billionaire brain damage and it makes sense to him in a way we can’t access because we don’t get kicked in the head by a horse every day
Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
If this were true he would have shuttered it ten years ago. He’s doing this now because he has billionaire brain damage and it makes sense to him in a way we can’t access because we don’t get kicked in the head by a horse every day
Incorrect. It is a movie about Lighting
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Incorrect. It is a movie about Lighting
Students throwing up their hands and mouthing What?? to each other when I announce that absences for school activities and college-visiting trips are not "excused absences:" We're going to have a big semester, together. A big adventure
February 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Students throwing up their hands and mouthing What?? to each other when I announce that absences for school activities and college-visiting trips are not "excused absences:" We're going to have a big semester, together. A big adventure
“But we went to the beach last weekend!” GET IN THE DAMN CAR
February 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
“But we went to the beach last weekend!” GET IN THE DAMN CAR
According to the finances-managing half of my marriage, the amount of money we’re saving by not eating out is “shocking” at the “Oh my God” level. I don’t need exact numbers really, this will do for me
January 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
According to the finances-managing half of my marriage, the amount of money we’re saving by not eating out is “shocking” at the “Oh my God” level. I don’t need exact numbers really, this will do for me
Why do I chafe when encouraged to buy books as an act of political resistance…you know what, we don’t need to examine it
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Why do I chafe when encouraged to buy books as an act of political resistance…you know what, we don’t need to examine it
I like this because they’re dressed like the Challenger crew so they’re mourning themselves
I am friends with my high school lunch lady on Facebook and my god she never misses with her shares
January 29, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I like this because they’re dressed like the Challenger crew so they’re mourning themselves
look I chuckled a couple times listening to that Springsteen song but it rules that he did that
January 29, 2026 at 4:27 AM
look I chuckled a couple times listening to that Springsteen song but it rules that he did that
Someone needed to goose meme this writer re: her concept for this book. “I’m going to reimagine Patrick Bateman as a 19th-Century English governess.” “Ah. To what end? [honking, biting] To what end???”
January 28, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Someone needed to goose meme this writer re: her concept for this book. “I’m going to reimagine Patrick Bateman as a 19th-Century English governess.” “Ah. To what end? [honking, biting] To what end???”
So do we know what that guy sprayed Ilhan Omar with yet
January 28, 2026 at 4:47 PM
So do we know what that guy sprayed Ilhan Omar with yet
Son just finished The Long Walk and wants more. What do you suppose a 13-year-old boy’s next Stephen King should be?
January 28, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Son just finished The Long Walk and wants more. What do you suppose a 13-year-old boy’s next Stephen King should be?
Generously estimating that ~15% of this website’s users care if a video labeled “from this morning” is actually from today (this one isn’t.) The rest are divided into 2 camps: clout sharks and people who have never heard the term clout shark.
Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”
January 27, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Generously estimating that ~15% of this website’s users care if a video labeled “from this morning” is actually from today (this one isn’t.) The rest are divided into 2 camps: clout sharks and people who have never heard the term clout shark.
The “I have HAD IT” section of my syllabus is getting longer, more detailed
January 26, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The “I have HAD IT” section of my syllabus is getting longer, more detailed
Posting isn’t activism but when the non-political influencers leave the safety of their metier and make a Time to Say Something reel, it does make you look at the ones who don’t like Hmm…where ur priorities at, RunMamaFitness85…
January 26, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Posting isn’t activism but when the non-political influencers leave the safety of their metier and make a Time to Say Something reel, it does make you look at the ones who don’t like Hmm…where ur priorities at, RunMamaFitness85…
Hm. I noticed you wished me a “good morning.” Thereby implying that I should have perhaps a bad afternoon and even worse evening. I find that really gross
I find this language really gross. First off, it's weak as hell. But second, if your demand is simply that ICE leaves Minnesota, that's just telling them to go to another state to terrorize people.
These centrist squishes need to push for full abolition of ICE.
These centrist squishes need to push for full abolition of ICE.
Our message is clear: ICE needs to get out of Minnesota.
January 25, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Hm. I noticed you wished me a “good morning.” Thereby implying that I should have perhaps a bad afternoon and even worse evening. I find that really gross
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ACAB includes real estate agents
January 25, 2026 at 3:35 PM
ACAB includes real estate agents
If you’re not eating out for a month, Costco food court is a free space. My kids were confused about this so I had to explain “ten dollars” and “loss leader” to them
January 25, 2026 at 2:54 AM
If you’re not eating out for a month, Costco food court is a free space. My kids were confused about this so I had to explain “ten dollars” and “loss leader” to them
Oh so he was just standing there filming them. He was standing on the street, pointing a phone at them, and when 7 guys swarmed him he fought back a little. GOT IT. NOTED.
January 24, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Oh so he was just standing there filming them. He was standing on the street, pointing a phone at them, and when 7 guys swarmed him he fought back a little. GOT IT. NOTED.
It’s what he is! What do you want from me!
January 23, 2026 at 11:37 PM
It’s what he is! What do you want from me!
Lowest temp I’ve experienced was 8 (very cold but not horrifying), highest was 117 (question your existence). 10 below sounds about as scary as 117.
January 23, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Lowest temp I’ve experienced was 8 (very cold but not horrifying), highest was 117 (question your existence). 10 below sounds about as scary as 117.