joanna
@nutsandgum.bsky.social
wine mom and laundry specialist
I consider mids loud
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I consider mids loud
Finding out from my children which Olympic big air snowboarders have “aura”…and by extension, sadly, which don’t
February 7, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Finding out from my children which Olympic big air snowboarders have “aura”…and by extension, sadly, which don’t
We’ve hit each category so far, very strong start here
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
We’ve hit each category so far, very strong start here
“Every day I think about how right this one Nazi was”
February 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
“Every day I think about how right this one Nazi was”
I follow a subreddit for haters of this one true crime podcast and someone posted “is anyone else tired of them saying Fuck ICE at the start of *every episode* now?” and got so many replies saying “What the hell? No, fuck ICE” that they deleted it. Must be lonely, being wrong
February 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I follow a subreddit for haters of this one true crime podcast and someone posted “is anyone else tired of them saying Fuck ICE at the start of *every episode* now?” and got so many replies saying “What the hell? No, fuck ICE” that they deleted it. Must be lonely, being wrong
What I’ve discovered is that a lot of parents are uncomfortable with the very concept of education, and many things are downstream of this
We are a society of constant violence at schools—everything from ICE kidnappings to shootings—and these filthy maggots who send their kids to private schools not covered by the bill want to pretend they care about education while doing nothing except preventing my kids from being able to contact me.
School cellphone ban passes Pennsylvania Senate: "We want our students focused on learning"
The bipartisan "Bell-to-Bell" bill bars students from using their phones any time they're in school, not just during instructional periods.
www.cbsnews.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:01 PM
What I’ve discovered is that a lot of parents are uncomfortable with the very concept of education, and many things are downstream of this
Accidentally getting drunk off one large Thursday night old fashioned and googling “why do restaurants have special menus for Valentine’s Day”
February 6, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Accidentally getting drunk off one large Thursday night old fashioned and googling “why do restaurants have special menus for Valentine’s Day”
One of the high schools I teach at has these benches the students are allowed to spray paint. This is not a “the kids are alright” post, I have a lot of anecdotal evidence to the contrary, I just enjoy when other people hate the goons like I hate the goons.
February 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
One of the high schools I teach at has these benches the students are allowed to spray paint. This is not a “the kids are alright” post, I have a lot of anecdotal evidence to the contrary, I just enjoy when other people hate the goons like I hate the goons.
And if you give up Starbies for a month you are in the one hundredth+ percentile of incomes. It's actually not even on the chart
If your household, not you, all of the income earners in your household, make over $130,500/yr, you are better off than 60% of American households.
Read theory
February 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
And if you give up Starbies for a month you are in the one hundredth+ percentile of incomes. It's actually not even on the chart
is anyone else’s middle schooler going through bassoon reeds like crazy
February 4, 2026 at 10:56 PM
is anyone else’s middle schooler going through bassoon reeds like crazy
should I reply “phenomenon” and get blocked
February 4, 2026 at 7:02 PM
should I reply “phenomenon” and get blocked
If this were true he would have shuttered it ten years ago. He’s doing this now because he has billionaire brain damage and it makes sense to him in a way we can’t access because we don’t get kicked in the head by a horse every day
Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
If this were true he would have shuttered it ten years ago. He’s doing this now because he has billionaire brain damage and it makes sense to him in a way we can’t access because we don’t get kicked in the head by a horse every day
Incorrect. It is a movie about Lighting
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Incorrect. It is a movie about Lighting
Students throwing up their hands and mouthing What?? to each other when I announce that absences for school activities and college-visiting trips are not "excused absences:" We're going to have a big semester, together. A big adventure
February 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Students throwing up their hands and mouthing What?? to each other when I announce that absences for school activities and college-visiting trips are not "excused absences:" We're going to have a big semester, together. A big adventure
“But we went to the beach last weekend!” GET IN THE DAMN CAR
February 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
“But we went to the beach last weekend!” GET IN THE DAMN CAR
According to the finances-managing half of my marriage, the amount of money we’re saving by not eating out is “shocking” at the “Oh my God” level. I don’t need exact numbers really, this will do for me
January 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
According to the finances-managing half of my marriage, the amount of money we’re saving by not eating out is “shocking” at the “Oh my God” level. I don’t need exact numbers really, this will do for me
Why do I chafe when encouraged to buy books as an act of political resistance…you know what, we don’t need to examine it
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Why do I chafe when encouraged to buy books as an act of political resistance…you know what, we don’t need to examine it
I like this because they’re dressed like the Challenger crew so they’re mourning themselves
I am friends with my high school lunch lady on Facebook and my god she never misses with her shares
January 29, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I like this because they’re dressed like the Challenger crew so they’re mourning themselves
look I chuckled a couple times listening to that Springsteen song but it rules that he did that
January 29, 2026 at 4:27 AM
look I chuckled a couple times listening to that Springsteen song but it rules that he did that
Someone needed to goose meme this writer re: her concept for this book. “I’m going to reimagine Patrick Bateman as a 19th-Century English governess.” “Ah. To what end? [honking, biting] To what end???”
January 28, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Someone needed to goose meme this writer re: her concept for this book. “I’m going to reimagine Patrick Bateman as a 19th-Century English governess.” “Ah. To what end? [honking, biting] To what end???”
So do we know what that guy sprayed Ilhan Omar with yet
January 28, 2026 at 4:47 PM
So do we know what that guy sprayed Ilhan Omar with yet
Son just finished The Long Walk and wants more. What do you suppose a 13-year-old boy’s next Stephen King should be?
January 28, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Son just finished The Long Walk and wants more. What do you suppose a 13-year-old boy’s next Stephen King should be?
Generously estimating that ~15% of this website’s users care if a video labeled “from this morning” is actually from today (this one isn’t.) The rest are divided into 2 camps: clout sharks and people who have never heard the term clout shark.
Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”
January 27, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Generously estimating that ~15% of this website’s users care if a video labeled “from this morning” is actually from today (this one isn’t.) The rest are divided into 2 camps: clout sharks and people who have never heard the term clout shark.
The “I have HAD IT” section of my syllabus is getting longer, more detailed
January 26, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The “I have HAD IT” section of my syllabus is getting longer, more detailed