joanna
@nutsandgum.bsky.social
wine mom and laundry specialist
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Made this tonight and when I first tasted it I thought Eh, it’s ok. But then I couldn’t stop eating it. So
Made this tonight and when I first tasted it I thought Eh, it’s ok. But then I couldn’t stop eating it. So
One-Pot French Onion Rigatoni Recipe (Gift Recipe)
This creamy pasta takes inspiration from French onion soup, relying on slow-caramelized onions, pasta starch and melted Gruyère to create a rich, glossy sauce, no flour required. All of these elements...
cooking.nytimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/7695...
Made this tonight and when I first tasted it I thought Eh, it’s ok. But then I couldn’t stop eating it. So
Made this tonight and when I first tasted it I thought Eh, it’s ok. But then I couldn’t stop eating it. So
God you guys are embarrassing
Did he give the Grammy to Liam??
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
God you guys are embarrassing
Moms in your area are deciding that Bad Bunny has “rizz”
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Moms in your area are deciding that Bad Bunny has “rizz”
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Woke 2.0 ya está aquí
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Woke 2.0 ya está aquí
He’s right. These are the same people who respond to stuff from the Style section with “Oh so this is the most important thing happening now??” It’s a kind of illiteracy. imo
"fuck the nyt reporter"? Why? This piece has biting criticisms of its subject, with details ("like a ragged prayer") that expose it as hollow and ridiculous. Do you only want journalists to tell you about virtuous things of which you approve? (Obviously this is close to home.)
fuck this lady, fuck the nyt reporter, fuck all of this. fuck amazon for introducing the KU page read model that makes this possible, fuck our tech overlords.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/b...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/b...
February 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
He’s right. These are the same people who respond to stuff from the Style section with “Oh so this is the most important thing happening now??” It’s a kind of illiteracy. imo
I reached for this at the same time as an older guy in a Panama hat and Aloha shirt and he said “Best deal in town.” You’ve got that right Panama hat guy. He grabbed two…iconic. $15. You heard it here from me and Panama hat guy
February 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I reached for this at the same time as an older guy in a Panama hat and Aloha shirt and he said “Best deal in town.” You’ve got that right Panama hat guy. He grabbed two…iconic. $15. You heard it here from me and Panama hat guy
[firing up my Mom detective skills] The household’s usual suspects have been eating and knitting and playing Minecraft again
February 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
[firing up my Mom detective skills] The household’s usual suspects have been eating and knitting and playing Minecraft again
I don’t think a lot of the people responding to this understand that the New York Times publishes hate reads. The article is clearly trying to make her look like a stupid grifter
fuck this lady, fuck the nyt reporter, fuck all of this. fuck amazon for introducing the KU page read model that makes this possible, fuck our tech overlords.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/b...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/b...
The New Fabio Is Claude
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I don’t think a lot of the people responding to this understand that the New York Times publishes hate reads. The article is clearly trying to make her look like a stupid grifter
I consider mids loud
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I consider mids loud
Finding out from my children which Olympic big air snowboarders have “aura”…and by extension, sadly, which don’t
February 7, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Finding out from my children which Olympic big air snowboarders have “aura”…and by extension, sadly, which don’t
We’ve hit each category so far, very strong start here
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
We’ve hit each category so far, very strong start here
“Every day I think about how right this one Nazi was”
February 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
“Every day I think about how right this one Nazi was”
I follow a subreddit for haters of this one true crime podcast and someone posted “is anyone else tired of them saying Fuck ICE at the start of *every episode* now?” and got so many replies saying “What the hell? No, fuck ICE” that they deleted it. Must be lonely, being wrong
February 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I follow a subreddit for haters of this one true crime podcast and someone posted “is anyone else tired of them saying Fuck ICE at the start of *every episode* now?” and got so many replies saying “What the hell? No, fuck ICE” that they deleted it. Must be lonely, being wrong
What I’ve discovered is that a lot of parents are uncomfortable with the very concept of education, and many things are downstream of this
We are a society of constant violence at schools—everything from ICE kidnappings to shootings—and these filthy maggots who send their kids to private schools not covered by the bill want to pretend they care about education while doing nothing except preventing my kids from being able to contact me.
School cellphone ban passes Pennsylvania Senate: "We want our students focused on learning"
The bipartisan "Bell-to-Bell" bill bars students from using their phones any time they're in school, not just during instructional periods.
www.cbsnews.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:01 PM
What I’ve discovered is that a lot of parents are uncomfortable with the very concept of education, and many things are downstream of this
Accidentally getting drunk off one large Thursday night old fashioned and googling “why do restaurants have special menus for Valentine’s Day”
February 6, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Accidentally getting drunk off one large Thursday night old fashioned and googling “why do restaurants have special menus for Valentine’s Day”
One of the high schools I teach at has these benches the students are allowed to spray paint. This is not a “the kids are alright” post, I have a lot of anecdotal evidence to the contrary, I just enjoy when other people hate the goons like I hate the goons.
February 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
One of the high schools I teach at has these benches the students are allowed to spray paint. This is not a “the kids are alright” post, I have a lot of anecdotal evidence to the contrary, I just enjoy when other people hate the goons like I hate the goons.
And if you give up Starbies for a month you are in the one hundredth+ percentile of incomes. It's actually not even on the chart
If your household, not you, all of the income earners in your household, make over $130,500/yr, you are better off than 60% of American households.
Read theory
February 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
And if you give up Starbies for a month you are in the one hundredth+ percentile of incomes. It's actually not even on the chart
is anyone else’s middle schooler going through bassoon reeds like crazy
February 4, 2026 at 10:56 PM
is anyone else’s middle schooler going through bassoon reeds like crazy
should I reply “phenomenon” and get blocked
February 4, 2026 at 7:02 PM
should I reply “phenomenon” and get blocked
If this were true he would have shuttered it ten years ago. He’s doing this now because he has billionaire brain damage and it makes sense to him in a way we can’t access because we don’t get kicked in the head by a horse every day
Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
If this were true he would have shuttered it ten years ago. He’s doing this now because he has billionaire brain damage and it makes sense to him in a way we can’t access because we don’t get kicked in the head by a horse every day
Incorrect. It is a movie about Lighting
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Incorrect. It is a movie about Lighting
Students throwing up their hands and mouthing What?? to each other when I announce that absences for school activities and college-visiting trips are not "excused absences:" We're going to have a big semester, together. A big adventure
February 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Students throwing up their hands and mouthing What?? to each other when I announce that absences for school activities and college-visiting trips are not "excused absences:" We're going to have a big semester, together. A big adventure
“But we went to the beach last weekend!” GET IN THE DAMN CAR
February 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
“But we went to the beach last weekend!” GET IN THE DAMN CAR
According to the finances-managing half of my marriage, the amount of money we’re saving by not eating out is “shocking” at the “Oh my God” level. I don’t need exact numbers really, this will do for me
January 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
According to the finances-managing half of my marriage, the amount of money we’re saving by not eating out is “shocking” at the “Oh my God” level. I don’t need exact numbers really, this will do for me