joanna
@nutsandgum.bsky.social
wine mom and laundry specialist
holy shit they flattened my daughter’s entire personality into a graphic novel, well I’m definitely getting this
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
holy shit they flattened my daughter’s entire personality into a graphic novel, well I’m definitely getting this
Ah, here she is. She knows what she’s doing, using the word “disappeared” when people are actually being renditioned to foreign prisons. Will it work? Does her audience possess any gorm whatsoever? We’ll see
BlueSky is a bad site used by good people. That describes most social media sites. But BlueSky is egregiously unethical. Any of you can be disappeared for baseless reasons. I've been on social media for 17 years and never been suspended. BlueSky is the first place to do so – over Johnny Cash lyrics.
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Ah, here she is. She knows what she’s doing, using the word “disappeared” when people are actually being renditioned to foreign prisons. Will it work? Does her audience possess any gorm whatsoever? We’ll see
idk how anyone is mad at this. Nothing this desperate can be anything but funny. Look at Ann Taylor Loft Presents Joan Didion’s Play It As It Lays over here
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
idk how anyone is mad at this. Nothing this desperate can be anything but funny. Look at Ann Taylor Loft Presents Joan Didion’s Play It As It Lays over here
“87-year-old woman who’ll tell you exactly what she thinks about a person” is one of my favorite flavors. My husband thinks his grandmother is scary but she’s just a gal’s gal. for gals
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“87-year-old woman who’ll tell you exactly what she thinks about a person” is one of my favorite flavors. My husband thinks his grandmother is scary but she’s just a gal’s gal. for gals
Rescued this bad boy from the broiler at the last second after being distracted by certain persons. Mascarpone-ricotta-bolognese👀
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Rescued this bad boy from the broiler at the last second after being distracted by certain persons. Mascarpone-ricotta-bolognese👀
Was loading groceries into my trunk and my dog’s bed was in there (it’s a Rav4 he can ride back there) and a man walked right behind me and in a VERY LOUD Eastern European accent said “That looks comfortable, I would sleep on that thing!” Look if you need to just lmk but don’t sneak up on people
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Was loading groceries into my trunk and my dog’s bed was in there (it’s a Rav4 he can ride back there) and a man walked right behind me and in a VERY LOUD Eastern European accent said “That looks comfortable, I would sleep on that thing!” Look if you need to just lmk but don’t sneak up on people
It finally happened: a parent formally complained to the high school about the “pessimistic” nature of my assigned readings. Legally they cannot contact me so I had to compose a passionate Inherit the Wind type defense of artistic expression to be shared with administrators and concerned parties
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It finally happened: a parent formally complained to the high school about the “pessimistic” nature of my assigned readings. Legally they cannot contact me so I had to compose a passionate Inherit the Wind type defense of artistic expression to be shared with administrators and concerned parties
Nothing but good wishes for Lewis the chinchilla and the child who loves him
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Nothing but good wishes for Lewis the chinchilla and the child who loves him
power’s been out for 17 hours
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
power’s been out for 17 hours
image so relevant today
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
image so relevant today
Ultimately this will be excellent for her personal brand of being a paranoid egotist with absolutely no sense of humor
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Ultimately this will be excellent for her personal brand of being a paranoid egotist with absolutely no sense of humor
Someone turned in a quiz with no name on it last week and nobody will claim it
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Someone turned in a quiz with no name on it last week and nobody will claim it
true crime podcasters referring to the cops as “law enforcement”
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
true crime podcasters referring to the cops as “law enforcement”
her books are good too
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
her books are good too
I thought I had black gel but I didn’t, but you get the idea. More or less. More or less you get the idea.
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I thought I had black gel but I didn’t, but you get the idea. More or less. More or less you get the idea.
ok but it’s kind of funny to let yourself be baited like this by The Independent
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
ok but it’s kind of funny to let yourself be baited like this by The Independent
That has to feel so bad if you’re Portland
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
That has to feel so bad if you’re Portland
I guess bad but does anyone else have an overwhelming urge to be hungover on this thing
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I guess bad but does anyone else have an overwhelming urge to be hungover on this thing
A student who I’ve already given a 0 for turning in AI output just turned in a fake works cited page. It’s the relentlessness
Email from a student who turned in a ChatGPT essay. Not even looking at the ChatGPT output in the apology 🥴
![Dear [Professor’s Name],
I want to sincerely apologize for my actions regarding my midterm submission.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fs6z2b756buwsdsjkle6utfi/bafkreiecvhzfgr4tlwyy2mvpbvjncqkysytwsxvidaoressh7peonoso3y@jpeg)
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
A student who I’ve already given a 0 for turning in AI output just turned in a fake works cited page. It’s the relentlessness
who *are* these people
ummmm coaching is not about you especially when it comes to coaching the youth. it's mostly to get their self esteem up and feed the tiny little egos before it goes bezerk
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
who *are* these people
People telling you AI is “here to stay” are here to stay. They’re “not going anywhere” so you better get used to it
Part of the reason why I’m so insistent about folks understanding AI capabilities is that they’re here to stay and we need to start thinking about what to do in such a world. Putting the genie back in the bottle is a pleasant fantasy that delays serious reckoning
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
People telling you AI is “here to stay” are here to stay. They’re “not going anywhere” so you better get used to it
Nobody has ever said this to me. Proud to be “As Advertised”
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Nobody has ever said this to me. Proud to be “As Advertised”
I have to stop coaching youth soccer. I am straight up not having a good time
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I have to stop coaching youth soccer. I am straight up not having a good time
We all love remembering some guys, now it’s time to remember some dumb bitches
A Kentucky county clerk once jailed for refusing to issue same-sex marriage licenses has asked the Supreme Court to reconsider its landmark opinion on same-sex marriages in the U.S. The justices are considering and weighing the petition at their private conference on Friday.
A Decade Later, Supreme Court Is Asked to Revisit Same-Sex Marriage Decision
Kim Davis, a Kentucky county clerk once jailed for refusing to issue same-sex marriage licenses, has asked the court to reconsider its landmark 2015 opinion.
nyti.ms
November 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We all love remembering some guys, now it’s time to remember some dumb bitches