joanna
@nutsandgum.bsky.social
wine mom and laundry specialist
Sarah McLachlan I Will Remember You montage of me taking my 12-year-old jogging stroller to the dump
November 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Sarah McLachlan I Will Remember You montage of me taking my 12-year-old jogging stroller to the dump
Having established myself, I think, as a “college writing instructor who’s panicking about how the kids can’t read or write or study”…not only was a 0 was not warranted here, but I wonder what manner of writing this instructor is letting slide. You can’t blow your 0 wad on this kind of thing
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Having established myself, I think, as a “college writing instructor who’s panicking about how the kids can’t read or write or study”…not only was a 0 was not warranted here, but I wonder what manner of writing this instructor is letting slide. You can’t blow your 0 wad on this kind of thing
my mom just brought this over to my house and said This is for when he dies or gets kicked out of office
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
my mom just brought this over to my house and said This is for when he dies or gets kicked out of office
He’s going somewhere. Are you?
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
He’s going somewhere. Are you?
Reading a reply that’s like “I haven’t seen this in my classes…I have a generous late work policy and students who fall off track end up correcting.” And that’s exactly it. If you offer the concierge grading service they expect, more of them pass. Scaffold and set firm deadlines— RIP your pass rate
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Reading a reply that’s like “I haven’t seen this in my classes…I have a generous late work policy and students who fall off track end up correcting.” And that’s exactly it. If you offer the concierge grading service they expect, more of them pass. Scaffold and set firm deadlines— RIP your pass rate
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I bet they weren’t that filthy. Bet it was just normal stuff
May 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I bet they weren’t that filthy. Bet it was just normal stuff
Person with “sorry for driving so close in front of you” license plate thing but she’s doing 10 under the speed limit in the left lane: Jail?
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Person with “sorry for driving so close in front of you” license plate thing but she’s doing 10 under the speed limit in the left lane: Jail?
Well that’s a relief I guess
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Oh. Hmm. Oh no
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Oh. Hmm. Oh no
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Well that’s a relief I guess
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Oh. Hmm. Oh no
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Oh. Hmm. Oh no
my cousin built a billiard lounge (?) off his roof and there’s a real “what if I jumped” situation going on up here
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
my cousin built a billiard lounge (?) off his roof and there’s a real “what if I jumped” situation going on up here
Good little free library finds. Gotta check every one bc you never know
November 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Good little free library finds. Gotta check every one bc you never know
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I told my husband Conclave is on Plex and he said Oh and I said Yeah it’s supposed to be good, it has Ralph Fiennes and he said Yeah I heard you see his penis and I said Really??! and he said No
December 24, 2024 at 2:57 AM
I told my husband Conclave is on Plex and he said Oh and I said Yeah it’s supposed to be good, it has Ralph Fiennes and he said Yeah I heard you see his penis and I said Really??! and he said No
Second grader has been watching Hallmark Christmas movies all week. She’s dangerously close to learning the true meaning of a small town holiday
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Second grader has been watching Hallmark Christmas movies all week. She’s dangerously close to learning the true meaning of a small town holiday
ugh, get their asses Susan Sontag in 1964
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
ugh, get their asses Susan Sontag in 1964
Found out my son’s new soccer coach also hates the coach I hate, and he said Oh but you’ve gotta talk to my wife, *she* REALLY hates him. Sir I’ve not met your wife and I’m sure she’s very devoted but I will go toe to toe with her re: hating some guy
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Found out my son’s new soccer coach also hates the coach I hate, and he said Oh but you’ve gotta talk to my wife, *she* REALLY hates him. Sir I’ve not met your wife and I’m sure she’s very devoted but I will go toe to toe with her re: hating some guy
Labeling the list of Thanksgiving break household tasks I’m assigning my husband “Charlie Work” to add a touch of whimsy to the situation
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Labeling the list of Thanksgiving break household tasks I’m assigning my husband “Charlie Work” to add a touch of whimsy to the situation
What the fuck portrait mode
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
What the fuck portrait mode
kids with sensory issues be like
wait i thought we had all agreed the hand dryers were in fact bad
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
kids with sensory issues be like
god I love feeding my family Costco Food Court Dinner
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
god I love feeding my family Costco Food Court Dinner
“I’ll start dressing up to fly when they stop cramming us in there like animals-“ Yeah yeah yeah. Mhmm. I’m gonna need to see a head-to-toe of what you wear out to dinner.
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
“I’ll start dressing up to fly when they stop cramming us in there like animals-“ Yeah yeah yeah. Mhmm. I’m gonna need to see a head-to-toe of what you wear out to dinner.
Going through old photos…in the 90s you were pretty much always hanging out under a picture of some gal’s enormous jugs while someone took a Polaroid of you doing that
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Going through old photos…in the 90s you were pretty much always hanging out under a picture of some gal’s enormous jugs while someone took a Polaroid of you doing that
I’ve pieced together that this argument over whether a family of 4 making $136k in San Diego is working class pivots on whether you define working class as “has to work for a living rather than living on, or falling back on, passive income.” So you don’t have to
Incredible scenes on here today
Two adults making a combined $136k before taxes is not working class, apparently
Astounding. Just incredible how some people think
Astounding. Just incredible how some people think
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’ve pieced together that this argument over whether a family of 4 making $136k in San Diego is working class pivots on whether you define working class as “has to work for a living rather than living on, or falling back on, passive income.” So you don’t have to
kids were acting insane so I forced them to come here and experience Beauty
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
kids were acting insane so I forced them to come here and experience Beauty
I feel a little like bean dad every time I make my son learn a new kitchen task. Actually come to think of it idk if he’s ever used a can opener
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I feel a little like bean dad every time I make my son learn a new kitchen task. Actually come to think of it idk if he’s ever used a can opener
So I tied a Labubu to my belt, which was the style at the time
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
So I tied a Labubu to my belt, which was the style at the time
Well. You’ve failed at laundry
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Well. You’ve failed at laundry