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joanna
@nutsandgum.bsky.social
wine mom and laundry specialist
Going through old photos…in the 90s you were pretty much always hanging out under a picture of some gal’s enormous jugs while someone took a Polaroid of you doing that
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
kids were acting insane so I forced them to come here and experience Beauty
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Well. You’ve failed at laundry
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It is in no way ambiguous though
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Ok right? Where are people getting this??
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
yeah same
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
last night’s Big Cube was so clear. The Big Clear Cube
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Balinese food
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Oh my god you guys might not have it
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
they’re calling it The Perfect Breakfast, idk 🤷‍♀️!
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
found on classroom floor
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
when a student spells it "behaviour"
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Reading r/middleclassfinance and getting stressed out. Don’t destroy your savings to avoid PMI!
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
and he deserves it, he works so hard
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
everyone in the mom chat googled “gooning”
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM
holy shit they flattened my daughter’s entire personality into a graphic novel, well I’m definitely getting this
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
idk how anyone is mad at this. Nothing this desperate can be anything but funny. Look at Ann Taylor Loft Presents Joan Didion’s Play It As It Lays over here
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Rescued this bad boy from the broiler at the last second after being distracted by certain persons. Mascarpone-ricotta-bolognese👀
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Nothing but good wishes for Lewis the chinchilla and the child who loves him
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
power’s been out for 17 hours
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
image so relevant today
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Someone turned in a quiz with no name on it last week and nobody will claim it
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“vehicle”
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM