"Food" Thoyd
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Noise rock, video games, lefty bullshit and Padres baseball | Denver, CO | he/him
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almanacman.bandcamp.com
Noise rock, video games, lefty bullshit and Padres baseball | Denver, CO | he/him
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oh good they're finally making a movie out of Starship Troopers
Jason Momoa Set For Sony’s Feature Take Of ‘Helldivers’ Video Game From Justin Lin; Releasing in Theaters Nov 10, 2027 deadline.com/2026/02/jaso...
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
oh good they're finally making a movie out of Starship Troopers
So much shit at Sprouts has MADE WITH BEEF TALLOW in 40pt font now. It feels like this has very little to do with actual consumer demand or market research and is just about placating the world's dumbest assholes.
February 11, 2026 at 3:59 AM
So much shit at Sprouts has MADE WITH BEEF TALLOW in 40pt font now. It feels like this has very little to do with actual consumer demand or market research and is just about placating the world's dumbest assholes.
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I asked Pricemaster to price a song by my friend @bromethazine.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I asked Pricemaster to price a song by my friend @bromethazine.bsky.social
The Milli Vanilli saga: for a few weeks in 1990 America decided artistic integrity in pop music was incredibly important, a position it had never held before and would never hold again
February 11, 2026 at 2:23 AM
The Milli Vanilli saga: for a few weeks in 1990 America decided artistic integrity in pop music was incredibly important, a position it had never held before and would never hold again
There are worse knock-on effects of Denver's abortive winter but man it's way too early for my shitty neighbors to be leaving The Dog That Never Stops Barking outside already
February 11, 2026 at 12:33 AM
There are worse knock-on effects of Denver's abortive winter but man it's way too early for my shitty neighbors to be leaving The Dog That Never Stops Barking outside already
Emailing DIY venues with a simple request, expecting a timely and professional response
February 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Emailing DIY venues with a simple request, expecting a timely and professional response
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My timeline over the past week
February 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
My timeline over the past week
Happy 25th Pricemaster Day to all who celebrate
Pricemaster
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February 10, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Happy 25th Pricemaster Day to all who celebrate
I have a buddy who's a higher-up at a marketing firm. He'll post about big campaigns they're working on and it always takes me a second to realize it's something he's sharing proudly and not like "look how much this sucks lol"
February 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I have a buddy who's a higher-up at a marketing firm. He'll post about big campaigns they're working on and it always takes me a second to realize it's something he's sharing proudly and not like "look how much this sucks lol"
Love seeing "it would be too onerous to do anything proactive about speeding" discourse pop up again while the cops in my neighborhood post about a guy doing 76 down a residential street like they're helpless to do anything but say pretty please
February 9, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Love seeing "it would be too onerous to do anything proactive about speeding" discourse pop up again while the cops in my neighborhood post about a guy doing 76 down a residential street like they're helpless to do anything but say pretty please
The loudest libertarian I know is still posting about how Bernie Sanders is an existential threat to America
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 PM
The loudest libertarian I know is still posting about how Bernie Sanders is an existential threat to America
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
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They got the big game on at the bar
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
They got the big game on at the bar
Grocery store cashier cracked up when I described cookie dough Oreos as "a hat on a hat," a term I definitely invented right there in the moment
February 8, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Grocery store cashier cracked up when I described cookie dough Oreos as "a hat on a hat," a term I definitely invented right there in the moment
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This has happened to me
February 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
This has happened to me
Truck with a window decal emphasizing multiple tours of duty in Vietnam. Kinda seems like you're bragging about getting tricked twice, my dude.
February 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Truck with a window decal emphasizing multiple tours of duty in Vietnam. Kinda seems like you're bragging about getting tricked twice, my dude.
Just got a 65" OLED and have been picking up a bunch of 4K blurays. You can really tell when actors had chapped lips and schmutz on their face. We probably should have stopped at 3K.
February 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Just got a 65" OLED and have been picking up a bunch of 4K blurays. You can really tell when actors had chapped lips and schmutz on their face. We probably should have stopped at 3K.
I had a gig as a researcher for a literary magazine and would have to compile author bibliographies. I came to dread the pulp romance ones because they'd always have dozens and dozens of books under their name. I can tell you this was the attitude in the genre long before AI made it trivial.
I'm going to win.
February 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I had a gig as a researcher for a literary magazine and would have to compile author bibliographies. I came to dread the pulp romance ones because they'd always have dozens and dozens of books under their name. I can tell you this was the attitude in the genre long before AI made it trivial.
Lindsey Vonn vs every other athlete with a torn ACL
February 7, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Lindsey Vonn vs every other athlete with a torn ACL
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Richard Lloyd just announced that Television bassist Fred Smith died in hospice today
RIP to one of the greats
RIP to one of the greats
Television - Elevation
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February 6, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Richard Lloyd just announced that Television bassist Fred Smith died in hospice today
RIP to one of the greats
RIP to one of the greats
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I love that this scene and the Swedish Chef operate by the same principles
do you think patrick stewart and the guy whose hands were playing the flute in that tng episode ever explored each others bodies
February 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I love that this scene and the Swedish Chef operate by the same principles
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I noticed something weird in Twin Peaks
February 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I noticed something weird in Twin Peaks
Goddamn this ruled
February 6, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Goddamn this ruled
Whites Of Spring
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Whites Of Spring