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Hi, it's me, I'm the problem etc etc

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GenAI in AAA videogames but there's an outtakes mode where everyone flubs their lines all the time, misses their mark, drops props etc
December 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Reposted by Dan Hon
Yee-haw kindness to others is the only law [flies away in a stagecoach pulled by roadrunners]
We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
December 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
PSA: you may think you've scored a great deal on a very lightly used Alessis Nitro electronic drum kit for your kid*. And you did! But here's some stuff you should check:

* yes it comes with an amp, but did you get headphones?

* you need drumsticks
December 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The Enterprise is caught unawares and dead in the water when the free trial for the prime timeline ends.
December 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was recovered aboard the USS Jenolan, where his transporter pattern had been locked into a level 4 diagnostic in the buffer, hooked into auxiliary power with almost no degradation for seventy five years--
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but some years later- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in his purse, and nothing particular to interest him on shore, he thought he would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and whose saucer section was recovered from Veridian II, was lovingly rebuilt and restored in secret over twenty years by Commodore La Forge at the Fleet Museum at Athan Prime where without a connection to the Starfleet mainframe, called into emergency action agains
December 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and whose saucer section was recovered from Veridian II, was lovingly rebuilt and restored in secret over twenty years by Commodore La Forge at the Fleet Museum at Athan Prime where without a connection to the Starfleet mainframe, called into emergency action agains
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but slumbers eternal until the stars are right.
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Look if I ever get detained I'm going to need you all to write letters as character witnesses please.
A grandmother will spend Christmas with her family after ICE held her for nearly five months. She’s had a green card for 30+ years and lived in the U.S. since childhood. Her detention ended only after public and congressional pressure.

www.star-telegram.com/news/nation-...
www.star-telegram.com
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Irish woman with green card, bounced 2 checks totaling $80 ten years ago. For this "crime of moral turpitude," she was held pending deportation, no bond, and put in isolation for asking for low-sodium food.

It's great she's out. But also white privilege – 18 Senators wrote to Kristi Noem about her.
A grandmother will spend Christmas with her family after ICE held her for nearly five months. She’s had a green card for 30+ years and lived in the U.S. since childhood. Her detention ended only after public and congressional pressure.

www.star-telegram.com/news/nation-...
www.star-telegram.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Since it's a season when a lot of people are spending time with friends and family: what are your favorite made-up games and traditions to play during the holidays? DIY scavenger hunts, almonds baked into cakes for win a prize, Scrabble tournaments that get way too heated... please share em all!
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was driven
far journeys, after he had sacked Troy’s sacred citadel.
Many were they whose cities he saw, whose minds he learned of, many the pains he suffered in his spirit on the wide sea,
struggling for his own life and the homecoming of his companions…
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, lived happily ever after, playing the piano for his sister at the city concert hall, which is all she ever wanted.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, still dreamed of cyberspace, hope fading nightly. All the speed he took, all the turns he'd taken and the corners he cut in Night City, and he'd still see the matrix in his dreams, bright lattices of logic unfolding across that colourless void...
December 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, lived happily ever after, playing the piano for his sister at the city concert hall, which is all she ever wanted.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, still dreamed of cyberspace, hope fading nightly. All the speed he took, all the turns he'd taken and the corners he cut in Night City, and he'd still see the matrix in his dreams, bright lattices of logic unfolding across that colourless void...
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and had all of his parts bar one replaced at least fifty times, was heaved up by Arthur and Fenchurch to the pay telescope and looked through to read letter by letter the blazing letters written as God's Final Message to His Creation at the crest of the Quentulus Quazg
December 25, 2025 at 7:51 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, went home in a tearless rage when they saw the child and faced the terrible paradox, brooded over it for weeks and years. But as time went on for Tiny Tim, they began to realize that even if the child could be released, it would not get much good of its freedom
and tiny tim, who did NOT die, beat on, a boat against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the christmas past.
Man said, "Tiny Tim, is this the end? Can this chaos not be reversed into the Universe once more? Can that not be done?"

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, answered: "THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER."
December 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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Man said, "Tiny Tim, is this the end? Can this chaos not be reversed into the Universe once more? Can that not be done?"

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, answered: "THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER."
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, has esprit up to here and is preparing to carry out his third mission of the night. He is zeroing in on his home base, CosaNostra Pizza #3569, cranking up the left lane of CSV-5 at a hundred and twenty kilometers. His car is an invisible black lozenge, just a dark plac
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, entered another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!
December 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Reposted by Dan Hon
For anyone girding their loins for political arguments tomorrow, I recommend a moderator’s response to an @askhistorians.bsky.social post from a couple of years ago; it includes a passage about bad-faith arguments from a Sartre essay that knocked me off my feet the first time I read it.
From the AskHistorians community on Reddit
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December 25, 2025 at 7:29 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, has esprit up to here and is preparing to carry out his third mission of the night. He is zeroing in on his home base, CosaNostra Pizza #3569, cranking up the left lane of CSV-5 at a hundred and twenty kilometers. His car is an invisible black lozenge, just a dark plac
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, entered another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, eventually became a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth!
December 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and had all of his parts bar one replaced at least fifty times, was heaved up by Arthur and Fenchurch to the pay telescope and looked through to read letter by letter the blazing letters written as God's Final Message to His Creation at the crest of the Quentulus Quazg
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, is in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, where the shadows lie, One Tim to rule them all, One Tim to find them, One Tim to bring them all, and in the darkness, bind them.
December 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Misread as the Navy selecting the design for its medium landing strip and well
December 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
you: in her house, not even stirring
me: one of the four assholes coming in the rear in a standard two-by-two cover formation

we are not the same etc etc
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
It would be hilarious if spiking RAM prices were the cause of a move away from Electron/webview-based apps to native apps. I've seen arguments from gamers* that unoptimized games right now are on the verge of unethical*.

* yeah, I know
* yeah, I know, it's about ethics in videogame optimizat
December 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
How's everyone doing?
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The bold italic helvetica here makes this legit look like part of the SGI/Mac/CM interface for park systems in the original Jurassic Park
ASN: AS4766 Korea Telecom
Country: KR
City: Goyang-si
State: Gyeonggi-do
Scanned: 2025-05-06T18:29:18
https://computernewb.com/vncresolver/browse#id/44451834

#vnc #infosec
December 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
oh no I hate it keep paying a minimum hourly rate
merry christmas to everyone except andrew cuomo's donors
December 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Reposted by Dan Hon
Time machine went wrong and didn't account for the orbit
December 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
For my sins the Stones' Start Me Up will forever be The Windows 95 Song
December 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
ICE Acting Director: "The administration’s goal, he said, was to deport immigrants as efficiently as Amazon moves packages: “Like Prime, but with human beings.”

Oh, maybe put them on trains? Like goods, not people?

That quote was from April.

apple.news/ABuh7OUkjTs2...
December 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM