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@mitdasein.bsky.social
53, Neurodeviant, #AuDHD 🎧, #PKD, on #dialysis. Malignantly useless.
Beep boops: https://on.soundcloud.com/nU3z4Eh6t2LNwg1f8
Beep boops: https://on.soundcloud.com/nU3z4Eh6t2LNwg1f8
Pinned
I want to draw diverse body types. Ideally nude, but that's not necessary.
I promise to protect your privacy and not let your photos fall into the hands of scoundrels.
Message me if you'd like to be drawn.
I promise to protect your privacy and not let your photos fall into the hands of scoundrels.
Message me if you'd like to be drawn.
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Bodies are a SCAM
January 4, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Bodies are a SCAM
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@morgfair.bsky.social
Hi. Can you repost this beautiful dog. Her name is MELIA. At the shelter 843 days. She needs a quiet adult only home. No dogs. Cats are ok.
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Hi. Can you repost this beautiful dog. Her name is MELIA. At the shelter 843 days. She needs a quiet adult only home. No dogs. Cats are ok.
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
January 3, 2026 at 12:58 AM
@morgfair.bsky.social
Hi. Can you repost this beautiful dog. Her name is MELIA. At the shelter 843 days. She needs a quiet adult only home. No dogs. Cats are ok.
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Hi. Can you repost this beautiful dog. Her name is MELIA. At the shelter 843 days. She needs a quiet adult only home. No dogs. Cats are ok.
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
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HOW FUCKING MANY JULIES ARE THERE!?
January 2, 2026 at 2:43 AM
HOW FUCKING MANY JULIES ARE THERE!?
Does anyone remember a scene in I'm Sorry where Paul Scheer and Jason Mantzoukas are clowning and kind of playing chicken like one is going to blow the other one, then it skips ahead and shows Andrea Savage and someone else recovering from watching Scheer and Mantzoukas getting busy?
January 4, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Does anyone remember a scene in I'm Sorry where Paul Scheer and Jason Mantzoukas are clowning and kind of playing chicken like one is going to blow the other one, then it skips ahead and shows Andrea Savage and someone else recovering from watching Scheer and Mantzoukas getting busy?
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Alamy stock photo
Image ID: CYH2CY
Image ID: CYH2CY
January 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Alamy stock photo
Image ID: CYH2CY
Image ID: CYH2CY
The Julies have found me
January 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
The Julies have found me
See, this is how you jump into my timeline.
It's an academic style, well executed, but also not painted from life so you basically have infinite time and a large canvas to get the details as crispy or wispy as you like.
Not to take credit away, just to say that many thousands of artists could reproduce this or (importantly) conceive of it.
Not to take credit away, just to say that many thousands of artists could reproduce this or (importantly) conceive of it.
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
See, this is how you jump into my timeline.
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Can we please replace with the "Riot Grrrl"?
So tired of seeing this guy, we need a new meme -
So tired of seeing this guy, we need a new meme -
January 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Can we please replace with the "Riot Grrrl"?
So tired of seeing this guy, we need a new meme -
So tired of seeing this guy, we need a new meme -
You know what else is sad? Randos who come barging in to say a) I'm wrong and b) that they don't know anything about art.
January 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
You know what else is sad? Randos who come barging in to say a) I'm wrong and b) that they don't know anything about art.
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behold the face of a cat who cannot read and has no social media
January 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
behold the face of a cat who cannot read and has no social media
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Grandmaster Flash and Tina Weymouth, New York City, 1981
📷 Laura Levine
📷 Laura Levine
January 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Grandmaster Flash and Tina Weymouth, New York City, 1981
📷 Laura Levine
📷 Laura Levine
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Pretty sure I’m gonna be president of Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Pretty sure I’m gonna be president of Venezuela
"I dare anyone who says Norman Rockwell was a bad artist to reproduce a single detail of this painting. You may not like his art — and this is, of course, your right — but I think his technique is impeccable."
January 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
"I dare anyone who says Norman Rockwell was a bad artist to reproduce a single detail of this painting. You may not like his art — and this is, of course, your right — but I think his technique is impeccable."
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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
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Do not discuss your organizing here.
January 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Do not discuss your organizing here.
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Um, WHICH country?
January 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Um, WHICH country?
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WHATWG, the organization in charge of maintaining the living standard for implementing HTML (of which the alt attribute and the text it contains are a part) explains the most important thing to know about alt text and how to approach writing it.
"... it is not meant to supplement the image."
"... it is not meant to supplement the image."
This is the thing from the WHATWG HTML standard I am referring to.
Source: html.spec.whatwg.org/multipage/im...
Source: html.spec.whatwg.org/multipage/im...
January 3, 2026 at 9:34 PM
WHATWG, the organization in charge of maintaining the living standard for implementing HTML (of which the alt attribute and the text it contains are a part) explains the most important thing to know about alt text and how to approach writing it.
"... it is not meant to supplement the image."
"... it is not meant to supplement the image."
I want to see your realistic art of fat* models/OCs .
* not a bad word
* not a bad word
January 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I want to see your realistic art of fat* models/OCs .
* not a bad word
* not a bad word
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