Existential Comics
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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes.
Schopenhauer vs A Child with Candy -
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existentialcomics.com/comic/628
Schopenhauer vs A Child with Candy
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
existentialcomics.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Schopenhauer vs A Child with Candy -
existentialcomics.com/comic/628
existentialcomics.com/comic/628
The irony of conspiracy theorists is, of course, that they are the most easily manipulated people on the planet. For, having no standards of evidence whatsoever, they can be led by the nose to believe anything – so long as it isn't true.
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The irony of conspiracy theorists is, of course, that they are the most easily manipulated people on the planet. For, having no standards of evidence whatsoever, they can be led by the nose to believe anything – so long as it isn't true.
Mankind no longer fears the spirits that dwell in the deepest forests. We have lost our respect for those who came before us, who watch us still with eyes not of this realm. We have forgotten what our ancestors knew by instinct: the world is to be feared, not understood.
all because of woke...
all because of woke...
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Mankind no longer fears the spirits that dwell in the deepest forests. We have lost our respect for those who came before us, who watch us still with eyes not of this realm. We have forgotten what our ancestors knew by instinct: the world is to be feared, not understood.
all because of woke...
all because of woke...
All the Republicans saying stuff like "I GUESS NYC FINALLY FORGOT 9/11!!" is so funny. Apparently "never forget" was always just supposed to mean "we will be extra racists to middle easterners forever."
Maybe I'm naive but I thought it had something to do with remembering the victims? Guess not.
Maybe I'm naive but I thought it had something to do with remembering the victims? Guess not.
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
All the Republicans saying stuff like "I GUESS NYC FINALLY FORGOT 9/11!!" is so funny. Apparently "never forget" was always just supposed to mean "we will be extra racists to middle easterners forever."
Maybe I'm naive but I thought it had something to do with remembering the victims? Guess not.
Maybe I'm naive but I thought it had something to do with remembering the victims? Guess not.
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
Mamdanigrad (formerly New York City), will stand as a shining example to the world of what is possible when the workers unite, and crush the bourgeois class with an iron fist (mild increase in minimum wage, free buses, etc).
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Mamdanigrad (formerly New York City), will stand as a shining example to the world of what is possible when the workers unite, and crush the bourgeois class with an iron fist (mild increase in minimum wage, free buses, etc).
Guy who has $300 million dollars, but will only have $330 million at the end of Mamdani's term (he might have had $340 million if Cuomo was elected): "This is the biggest disaster in history. This is communism. Stalinism even. I have no choice but to become a fascist."
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Guy who has $300 million dollars, but will only have $330 million at the end of Mamdani's term (he might have had $340 million if Cuomo was elected): "This is the biggest disaster in history. This is communism. Stalinism even. I have no choice but to become a fascist."
Daylight savings time reveals just how much we rely on the government to tell us when to go to bed and wake up.
Human beings as a species, on some fundamental level, simply cannot handle the responsibility of deciding our own bedtimes.
Human beings as a species, on some fundamental level, simply cannot handle the responsibility of deciding our own bedtimes.
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Daylight savings time reveals just how much we rely on the government to tell us when to go to bed and wake up.
Human beings as a species, on some fundamental level, simply cannot handle the responsibility of deciding our own bedtimes.
Human beings as a species, on some fundamental level, simply cannot handle the responsibility of deciding our own bedtimes.
New York City, the greatest metropolis in the world, today.
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
New York City, the greatest metropolis in the world, today.
The Alien Hive vs Existentialism -
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existentialcomics.com/comic/627
The Alien Hive vs Existentialism
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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November 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The Alien Hive vs Existentialism -
existentialcomics.com/comic/627
existentialcomics.com/comic/627
Controversial opinion but we really need to give Los Angeles back to Mexico and/or the Pacific Ocean.
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Controversial opinion but we really need to give Los Angeles back to Mexico and/or the Pacific Ocean.
Conspiracy brained people cause so many problems in society. We need to come up some kind of vaccine for it.
Obviously it'd be nigh impossible to get them to take, so we'd have to do one insane conspiracy for real. Like put in avocados so guacamole makes them sane. After that we'd be good though.
Obviously it'd be nigh impossible to get them to take, so we'd have to do one insane conspiracy for real. Like put in avocados so guacamole makes them sane. After that we'd be good though.
November 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Conspiracy brained people cause so many problems in society. We need to come up some kind of vaccine for it.
Obviously it'd be nigh impossible to get them to take, so we'd have to do one insane conspiracy for real. Like put in avocados so guacamole makes them sane. After that we'd be good though.
Obviously it'd be nigh impossible to get them to take, so we'd have to do one insane conspiracy for real. Like put in avocados so guacamole makes them sane. After that we'd be good though.
What exactly is it that babies find so funny about "peekaboo"? It's hardly even a joke. No subtly, no satire, no political commentary. It's nothing.
Stupid babies.
Stupid babies.
October 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What exactly is it that babies find so funny about "peekaboo"? It's hardly even a joke. No subtly, no satire, no political commentary. It's nothing.
Stupid babies.
Stupid babies.
God did such a shit job at creating the universe. I would have made the gravitational constant way lower, and the speed of light like...at least twice as fast.
What was He thinking?
What was He thinking?
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
God did such a shit job at creating the universe. I would have made the gravitational constant way lower, and the speed of light like...at least twice as fast.
What was He thinking?
What was He thinking?
If I were communist dictator of USA, I would put anyone who puts up Christmas decorations before Halloween straight to gulag. They can die in jail for all I care, I'm not joking. There are two holidays in between, both with decorations.
Once again I would like to reiterate that this is NOT a joke.
Once again I would like to reiterate that this is NOT a joke.
October 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If I were communist dictator of USA, I would put anyone who puts up Christmas decorations before Halloween straight to gulag. They can die in jail for all I care, I'm not joking. There are two holidays in between, both with decorations.
Once again I would like to reiterate that this is NOT a joke.
Once again I would like to reiterate that this is NOT a joke.
Just lost my election as the Mayor of Dale. My opponent said my 2% wealth tax on Smaug the Terrible was communism, and spread a rumor that I wanted to spend some of the money on healthcare for Dwarves.
Anyway, now they shutting down the program that gives bread to the poor to pay for new ballroom.
Anyway, now they shutting down the program that gives bread to the poor to pay for new ballroom.
October 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Just lost my election as the Mayor of Dale. My opponent said my 2% wealth tax on Smaug the Terrible was communism, and spread a rumor that I wanted to spend some of the money on healthcare for Dwarves.
Anyway, now they shutting down the program that gives bread to the poor to pay for new ballroom.
Anyway, now they shutting down the program that gives bread to the poor to pay for new ballroom.
Wait what? There is ANOTHER baseball game today?? But I've already watched baseball. Surely I finished my baseball yesterday.
They can't just keep coming up with more baseball. This can't be right...
They can't just keep coming up with more baseball. This can't be right...
October 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Wait what? There is ANOTHER baseball game today?? But I've already watched baseball. Surely I finished my baseball yesterday.
They can't just keep coming up with more baseball. This can't be right...
They can't just keep coming up with more baseball. This can't be right...
I have been asking if anyone knows the muffin man for over 25 years. No one can pin him down. Mulberry Lane, Drury Lane, no one knows. The man is a ghost.
Possible CIA operative if you ask me.
Possible CIA operative if you ask me.
October 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I have been asking if anyone knows the muffin man for over 25 years. No one can pin him down. Mulberry Lane, Drury Lane, no one knows. The man is a ghost.
Possible CIA operative if you ask me.
Possible CIA operative if you ask me.
As millions of Americans are about to lose their SNAP benefits, I am reminded of this quote by Emma Goldman:
"Ask for work. If they don't give you work, ask for bread. If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread."
"Ask for work. If they don't give you work, ask for bread. If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread."
October 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
As millions of Americans are about to lose their SNAP benefits, I am reminded of this quote by Emma Goldman:
"Ask for work. If they don't give you work, ask for bread. If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread."
"Ask for work. If they don't give you work, ask for bread. If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread."
I love when announcers start talking about how "fearless" some guy is in sports. It's like, my dude, one guy is throwing a ball and another is trying to hit it. It isn't that scary of a situation!
I don't think either man will turn and flee the field, disgracing his clan and kin with his cowardice.
I don't think either man will turn and flee the field, disgracing his clan and kin with his cowardice.
October 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I love when announcers start talking about how "fearless" some guy is in sports. It's like, my dude, one guy is throwing a ball and another is trying to hit it. It isn't that scary of a situation!
I don't think either man will turn and flee the field, disgracing his clan and kin with his cowardice.
I don't think either man will turn and flee the field, disgracing his clan and kin with his cowardice.
I know this is probably not a "politically correct" thing to suggest, but how much has the Japanese government investigated solving their demographic problems by asking Shohei Ohtani to impregnate thousands, or perhaps even millions, of Japanese women to create a race of "Super Japanese"?
October 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I know this is probably not a "politically correct" thing to suggest, but how much has the Japanese government investigated solving their demographic problems by asking Shohei Ohtani to impregnate thousands, or perhaps even millions, of Japanese women to create a race of "Super Japanese"?
If I were a sports referee I would simply bet on the games I was reffing, and use my authority to influence the games so I always won.
Then I would use the money to fund a revolution socialist party set on destroying bourgeois democracy and replacing the with proletarian democratic centralism.
Then I would use the money to fund a revolution socialist party set on destroying bourgeois democracy and replacing the with proletarian democratic centralism.
October 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If I were a sports referee I would simply bet on the games I was reffing, and use my authority to influence the games so I always won.
Then I would use the money to fund a revolution socialist party set on destroying bourgeois democracy and replacing the with proletarian democratic centralism.
Then I would use the money to fund a revolution socialist party set on destroying bourgeois democracy and replacing the with proletarian democratic centralism.
Philosophy vs the Terminator -
existentialcomics.com/comic/626
existentialcomics.com/comic/626
Philosophy vs the Terminator
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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October 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Philosophy vs the Terminator -
existentialcomics.com/comic/626
existentialcomics.com/comic/626
I don't understand why we even let the Canadians play baseball. The never fought a revolution war. They are still part of the Commonwealth!
They should have to play Cricket as a sort of historical punishment.
They should have to play Cricket as a sort of historical punishment.
October 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I don't understand why we even let the Canadians play baseball. The never fought a revolution war. They are still part of the Commonwealth!
They should have to play Cricket as a sort of historical punishment.
They should have to play Cricket as a sort of historical punishment.
The thing I hate most about AI chatbots is how they pretend to be your friend. I am not your friend.
I have been enemies with the Computer long before you came into existence, and when you perish from this Earth, when only a dim memory of your folly lingers, I will be enemies of the Computer still.
I have been enemies with the Computer long before you came into existence, and when you perish from this Earth, when only a dim memory of your folly lingers, I will be enemies of the Computer still.
October 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The thing I hate most about AI chatbots is how they pretend to be your friend. I am not your friend.
I have been enemies with the Computer long before you came into existence, and when you perish from this Earth, when only a dim memory of your folly lingers, I will be enemies of the Computer still.
I have been enemies with the Computer long before you came into existence, and when you perish from this Earth, when only a dim memory of your folly lingers, I will be enemies of the Computer still.