Existential Comics
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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes.
The Summoning of Bertrand Russell -
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The Summoning of Bertrand Russell
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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February 9, 2026 at 5:53 PM
The Summoning of Bertrand Russell -
existentialcomics.com/comic/641
existentialcomics.com/comic/641
Remembering the biggest blowout in Superbowl history, when Robert Mueller and the Rule of Law got dismantled by the unhinged mob 54-3 in Superbowl LI.
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Remembering the biggest blowout in Superbowl history, when Robert Mueller and the Rule of Law got dismantled by the unhinged mob 54-3 in Superbowl LI.
Reminder that the New England Patriots are ontologically evil, so therefore any act against them is inherently good.
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Reminder that the New England Patriots are ontologically evil, so therefore any act against them is inherently good.
Me, shopping at the book store: "excuse me, sir? which of these books was written the fastest? I'm looking for a book with as little thought and effort put into it as possible."
“If I can generate a book in a day, and you need six months to write a book, who’s going to win the race?” God this is bleak
The New Fabio Is Claude
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February 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Me, shopping at the book store: "excuse me, sir? which of these books was written the fastest? I'm looking for a book with as little thought and effort put into it as possible."
I think my all time favorite reply on Twitter was when I said French cooking is basically just adding lots of butter to everything, and they replied that I had finally gone "mask off" with my open hated of the white race.
I think about that guy sometimes and his strange ideas on race and butter.
I think about that guy sometimes and his strange ideas on race and butter.
February 6, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I think my all time favorite reply on Twitter was when I said French cooking is basically just adding lots of butter to everything, and they replied that I had finally gone "mask off" with my open hated of the white race.
I think about that guy sometimes and his strange ideas on race and butter.
I think about that guy sometimes and his strange ideas on race and butter.
The best thing about philosophy is that all the great philosophers in history were basically wrong about almost everything, so there's really not that much pressure to be right.
February 6, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The best thing about philosophy is that all the great philosophers in history were basically wrong about almost everything, so there's really not that much pressure to be right.
Hobbes vs Anarchism
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existentialcomics.com/comic/640
Hobbes vs Anarchism
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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February 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Hobbes vs Anarchism
existentialcomics.com/comic/640
existentialcomics.com/comic/640
Human bodies are so stupid.
Like...why do I have to feel like shit just because I drank too much and didn't get enough sleep for like 15 years straight??
Like...why do I have to feel like shit just because I drank too much and didn't get enough sleep for like 15 years straight??
February 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Human bodies are so stupid.
Like...why do I have to feel like shit just because I drank too much and didn't get enough sleep for like 15 years straight??
Like...why do I have to feel like shit just because I drank too much and didn't get enough sleep for like 15 years straight??
Great how whenever the cops gun someone down we have to have a whole public trial about whether or not they were a bad person, when that's very much what actual trials are for.
You can be the worst person in the country and the cops still can't just shoot you. Trials are not really a minor detail.
You can be the worst person in the country and the cops still can't just shoot you. Trials are not really a minor detail.
January 29, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Great how whenever the cops gun someone down we have to have a whole public trial about whether or not they were a bad person, when that's very much what actual trials are for.
You can be the worst person in the country and the cops still can't just shoot you. Trials are not really a minor detail.
You can be the worst person in the country and the cops still can't just shoot you. Trials are not really a minor detail.
It's funny when conservatives describe themselves as "God fearing". Are you bro? Because it seems to me you aren't nearly afraid enough.
You believe in a God that'll torture you eternally for sucking a dick. What does He think of ethnic cleansing?
You just may want to skim the rulebook again, bro.
You believe in a God that'll torture you eternally for sucking a dick. What does He think of ethnic cleansing?
You just may want to skim the rulebook again, bro.
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
It's funny when conservatives describe themselves as "God fearing". Are you bro? Because it seems to me you aren't nearly afraid enough.
You believe in a God that'll torture you eternally for sucking a dick. What does He think of ethnic cleansing?
You just may want to skim the rulebook again, bro.
You believe in a God that'll torture you eternally for sucking a dick. What does He think of ethnic cleansing?
You just may want to skim the rulebook again, bro.
Diogenes: Master of Philosophy
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existentialcomics.com/comic/639
Diogenes: Master of Philosophy
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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January 26, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Diogenes: Master of Philosophy
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existentialcomics.com/comic/639
What is truly so jarring about liberal elites like Hillary Clinton is just how boundlessly greedy they are. Imagine being 78 years old, with a net worth of 10s of millions, and thinking "what I need to do is shill for Saudi Real Estate for a bit of cash" instead of just going fishing or whatever.
Something jarring about seeing Hillary Clinton and Tucker Carlson on the same speech program.
This is for a Saudi Real Estate conference starting tomorrow.
This is for a Saudi Real Estate conference starting tomorrow.
January 26, 2026 at 2:33 AM
What is truly so jarring about liberal elites like Hillary Clinton is just how boundlessly greedy they are. Imagine being 78 years old, with a net worth of 10s of millions, and thinking "what I need to do is shill for Saudi Real Estate for a bit of cash" instead of just going fishing or whatever.
Even Hobbes, the most notoriously pro authoritarian government philosopher in history, who thought you had to obey even the worst government because it was better than no government, said that if your government just starts killing you, you don't have a social contact.
You don't have a government.
You don't have a government.
January 25, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Even Hobbes, the most notoriously pro authoritarian government philosopher in history, who thought you had to obey even the worst government because it was better than no government, said that if your government just starts killing you, you don't have a social contact.
You don't have a government.
You don't have a government.
Now more than ever, America needs its own Maximilien Robespierre.
January 24, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Now more than ever, America needs its own Maximilien Robespierre.
We unironically should do "White Lives Matter" protests.
These Nazi freaks think they can kill anyone who doesn't want to join their race war. It's time for normal people to pick a side.
These Nazi freaks think they can kill anyone who doesn't want to join their race war. It's time for normal people to pick a side.
January 24, 2026 at 9:35 PM
We unironically should do "White Lives Matter" protests.
These Nazi freaks think they can kill anyone who doesn't want to join their race war. It's time for normal people to pick a side.
These Nazi freaks think they can kill anyone who doesn't want to join their race war. It's time for normal people to pick a side.
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i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE
If I were Denmark I would simply agree to sell Greenland to Trump, take his money, then put up a sign that says:
"Greenland ➡️".
And have it point to a tunnel which I have cleverly painted onto a wall.
"Greenland ➡️".
And have it point to a tunnel which I have cleverly painted onto a wall.
January 21, 2026 at 8:48 PM
If I were Denmark I would simply agree to sell Greenland to Trump, take his money, then put up a sign that says:
"Greenland ➡️".
And have it point to a tunnel which I have cleverly painted onto a wall.
"Greenland ➡️".
And have it point to a tunnel which I have cleverly painted onto a wall.
Young Hegelians vs Old Hegelians
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existentialcomics.com/comic/638
Young Hegelians vs Old Hegelians
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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January 19, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Young Hegelians vs Old Hegelians
existentialcomics.com/comic/638
existentialcomics.com/comic/638
Masculinity is based on a point system.
For example, you want to: lift weights, punch stuff, be hairy, be angry, use chainsaws, deep voice, etc. You add them up, and that's how manly you are.
Anyway, the point is you can suck as much dick as you want, so you long you punch stuff in equal measure.
For example, you want to: lift weights, punch stuff, be hairy, be angry, use chainsaws, deep voice, etc. You add them up, and that's how manly you are.
Anyway, the point is you can suck as much dick as you want, so you long you punch stuff in equal measure.
January 17, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Masculinity is based on a point system.
For example, you want to: lift weights, punch stuff, be hairy, be angry, use chainsaws, deep voice, etc. You add them up, and that's how manly you are.
Anyway, the point is you can suck as much dick as you want, so you long you punch stuff in equal measure.
For example, you want to: lift weights, punch stuff, be hairy, be angry, use chainsaws, deep voice, etc. You add them up, and that's how manly you are.
Anyway, the point is you can suck as much dick as you want, so you long you punch stuff in equal measure.
The man who designed all dishwashers (a racist):
"I will make the holes on the silverware rack small enough so people THINK they can put chopsticks in it, but large enough that they fall through 10% of the time."
"I will make the holes on the silverware rack small enough so people THINK they can put chopsticks in it, but large enough that they fall through 10% of the time."
January 16, 2026 at 9:03 PM
The man who designed all dishwashers (a racist):
"I will make the holes on the silverware rack small enough so people THINK they can put chopsticks in it, but large enough that they fall through 10% of the time."
"I will make the holes on the silverware rack small enough so people THINK they can put chopsticks in it, but large enough that they fall through 10% of the time."
The NFL is the greatest sport on earth, because it's the only sport where you can watch Aaron Rodgers lose.
Watching Aaron Rodgers lose is the best thing in sports.
Watching Aaron Rodgers lose is the best thing in sports.
January 13, 2026 at 4:14 AM
The NFL is the greatest sport on earth, because it's the only sport where you can watch Aaron Rodgers lose.
Watching Aaron Rodgers lose is the best thing in sports.
Watching Aaron Rodgers lose is the best thing in sports.
So much respect for the NFL players that wear those dork ass extra pads on their helmets. Imagine being brave enough to look that stupid just because you "want your brain to still work into your 50s."
January 13, 2026 at 3:44 AM
So much respect for the NFL players that wear those dork ass extra pads on their helmets. Imagine being brave enough to look that stupid just because you "want your brain to still work into your 50s."
The Invention of Anarchism -
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existentialcomics.com/comic/637
The Invention of Anarachism
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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January 12, 2026 at 5:13 PM
The Invention of Anarchism -
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existentialcomics.com/comic/637
"Abolish ICE" is now the moderate position.
The left position is to abolish ICE, and give all that money to revolutionary guard of leftist thugs, who roam rural America kidnapping and shooting people who use the wrong pronouns.
The left position is to abolish ICE, and give all that money to revolutionary guard of leftist thugs, who roam rural America kidnapping and shooting people who use the wrong pronouns.
January 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"Abolish ICE" is now the moderate position.
The left position is to abolish ICE, and give all that money to revolutionary guard of leftist thugs, who roam rural America kidnapping and shooting people who use the wrong pronouns.
The left position is to abolish ICE, and give all that money to revolutionary guard of leftist thugs, who roam rural America kidnapping and shooting people who use the wrong pronouns.
You notice how thousands and thousands of cops aren't coming out to condemn Jonathan Ross for senselessly killing Renee Good?
This is what people mean by "all cops are bastards". If this were any other profession, the entire group would condemn it. With cops it's the reverse, they all justify it.
This is what people mean by "all cops are bastards". If this were any other profession, the entire group would condemn it. With cops it's the reverse, they all justify it.
January 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
You notice how thousands and thousands of cops aren't coming out to condemn Jonathan Ross for senselessly killing Renee Good?
This is what people mean by "all cops are bastards". If this were any other profession, the entire group would condemn it. With cops it's the reverse, they all justify it.
This is what people mean by "all cops are bastards". If this were any other profession, the entire group would condemn it. With cops it's the reverse, they all justify it.