Existential Comics
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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes.
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December 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Stupidity and the Progress of Human Civilization
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existentialcomics.com/comic/634
Stupidity and the Progress of Human Civilization
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
existentialcomics.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Stupidity and the Progress of Human Civilization
existentialcomics.com/comic/634
existentialcomics.com/comic/634
The solution the "male loneliness epidemic" for all the lonely men to get huskies. You cannot be lonely with a husky howling at you because he wants to go for a walk. That's just solid facts and logic.
December 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The solution the "male loneliness epidemic" for all the lonely men to get huskies. You cannot be lonely with a husky howling at you because he wants to go for a walk. That's just solid facts and logic.
And then Sisyphus was like "hey, at least I don't have to go to that many meetings."
December 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
And then Sisyphus was like "hey, at least I don't have to go to that many meetings."
One day humanity will invent a way to look inside the avocado. To see what lies within without the knife.
This will be the Last Creation, for all technology and knowledge will at that time come to a conclusion, as we will have reached our ultimate goal, and can rest at last.
This will be the Last Creation, for all technology and knowledge will at that time come to a conclusion, as we will have reached our ultimate goal, and can rest at last.
December 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
One day humanity will invent a way to look inside the avocado. To see what lies within without the knife.
This will be the Last Creation, for all technology and knowledge will at that time come to a conclusion, as we will have reached our ultimate goal, and can rest at last.
This will be the Last Creation, for all technology and knowledge will at that time come to a conclusion, as we will have reached our ultimate goal, and can rest at last.
I love the Theranos woman because she (correctly) deduced that you only need two things to get billions of dollars in investment money from silicon valley venture capitalists:
- one (1) turtleneck
- lies
- one (1) turtleneck
- lies
December 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I love the Theranos woman because she (correctly) deduced that you only need two things to get billions of dollars in investment money from silicon valley venture capitalists:
- one (1) turtleneck
- lies
- one (1) turtleneck
- lies
Anarchism has some problems as a theoretical framework, but its basic formula of:
- no masters above
- no servants below
- chuck a bomb at the czar every once in a while
Almost never fails to be correct.
- no masters above
- no servants below
- chuck a bomb at the czar every once in a while
Almost never fails to be correct.
December 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Anarchism has some problems as a theoretical framework, but its basic formula of:
- no masters above
- no servants below
- chuck a bomb at the czar every once in a while
Almost never fails to be correct.
- no masters above
- no servants below
- chuck a bomb at the czar every once in a while
Almost never fails to be correct.
Speak for yourself, I'm not running out of ideas. In fact, just last week I came up with the idea of buying like sixteen identical TV remotes, so I can lose a bunch around the house and still not run out.
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Speak for yourself, I'm not running out of ideas. In fact, just last week I came up with the idea of buying like sixteen identical TV remotes, so I can lose a bunch around the house and still not run out.
Whenever I see a couple where one person is super hot, and the other is just normal looking, I always get angry. This is wrong. It is not only against the laws of God, but defies human reason and Science.
Hotties with the hotties. This is the way.
Hotties with the hotties. This is the way.
December 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Whenever I see a couple where one person is super hot, and the other is just normal looking, I always get angry. This is wrong. It is not only against the laws of God, but defies human reason and Science.
Hotties with the hotties. This is the way.
Hotties with the hotties. This is the way.
Aristotle on Democracy
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existentialcomics.com/comic/633
Aristotle on Democracy
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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December 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Aristotle on Democracy
existentialcomics.com/comic/633
existentialcomics.com/comic/633
I'm not normally religious, but I will say a short prayer to whatever dork ass God that Philip Rivers believes in to let his passes fly far and straight and his ACLs stay strong and mighty.
December 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm not normally religious, but I will say a short prayer to whatever dork ass God that Philip Rivers believes in to let his passes fly far and straight and his ACLs stay strong and mighty.
If I were communist dictator of the United States, I would immediately abolish the military, and spend all that money on developing soccer talent instead.
Then, after we win like twelve World Cups in a row, the world will hate us even more than when we were bombing everyone.
Then, after we win like twelve World Cups in a row, the world will hate us even more than when we were bombing everyone.
December 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If I were communist dictator of the United States, I would immediately abolish the military, and spend all that money on developing soccer talent instead.
Then, after we win like twelve World Cups in a row, the world will hate us even more than when we were bombing everyone.
Then, after we win like twelve World Cups in a row, the world will hate us even more than when we were bombing everyone.
Nah, this is a horrible take. Cars can be limited, but not to the speed limit. They need to limit them to 5 mph faster than the speed limit.
Then set all the speed limits to 5 mph below how fast they really want you to go, so we still get to *feel* like we are speeding, which is all we are asking.
Then set all the speed limits to 5 mph below how fast they really want you to go, so we still get to *feel* like we are speeding, which is all we are asking.
My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.
(15 in Manhattan btw)
(15 in Manhattan btw)
There is no possible justification for limiting e-bikes to 15mph but not cars.
December 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Nah, this is a horrible take. Cars can be limited, but not to the speed limit. They need to limit them to 5 mph faster than the speed limit.
Then set all the speed limits to 5 mph below how fast they really want you to go, so we still get to *feel* like we are speeding, which is all we are asking.
Then set all the speed limits to 5 mph below how fast they really want you to go, so we still get to *feel* like we are speeding, which is all we are asking.
Look, the keyboard people need to just accept that I never want to turn off numlock. I don't even know what the buttons do when it is off. No one does.
Big Keyboard is pushing numlock on the entire population against their will. To what end? We can only speculate.
Big Keyboard is pushing numlock on the entire population against their will. To what end? We can only speculate.
December 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Look, the keyboard people need to just accept that I never want to turn off numlock. I don't even know what the buttons do when it is off. No one does.
Big Keyboard is pushing numlock on the entire population against their will. To what end? We can only speculate.
Big Keyboard is pushing numlock on the entire population against their will. To what end? We can only speculate.
I bet the first person who invented the wheel was really annoying to be around. Probably wheeling everything around all the time, showing off. Asking everyone how much easier it is to transport their pelts now.
I respect their contribution to society, but I'm glad I wasn't around to see it.
I respect their contribution to society, but I'm glad I wasn't around to see it.
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I bet the first person who invented the wheel was really annoying to be around. Probably wheeling everything around all the time, showing off. Asking everyone how much easier it is to transport their pelts now.
I respect their contribution to society, but I'm glad I wasn't around to see it.
I respect their contribution to society, but I'm glad I wasn't around to see it.
One of the most casually insane things about America is that there will be security guards at the grocery store or whatever who have guns.
Like dude...under what circumstance are you going to start blasting? If I steal a corn dog this dude is going to gun me down in the street?? Come on.
Like dude...under what circumstance are you going to start blasting? If I steal a corn dog this dude is going to gun me down in the street?? Come on.
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
One of the most casually insane things about America is that there will be security guards at the grocery store or whatever who have guns.
Like dude...under what circumstance are you going to start blasting? If I steal a corn dog this dude is going to gun me down in the street?? Come on.
Like dude...under what circumstance are you going to start blasting? If I steal a corn dog this dude is going to gun me down in the street?? Come on.
Controversial opinion, but Spain should rebuild her mighty Armada and have one more go at England.
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Controversial opinion, but Spain should rebuild her mighty Armada and have one more go at England.
There are inherent structural problems with the very nature of our existence that lead us to inevitably despair.
For example, it is a very bad idea to play with swords when you are drunk.
But on the other hand, when you are sober you just don't really want to play with swords, if I'm honest.
For example, it is a very bad idea to play with swords when you are drunk.
But on the other hand, when you are sober you just don't really want to play with swords, if I'm honest.
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
There are inherent structural problems with the very nature of our existence that lead us to inevitably despair.
For example, it is a very bad idea to play with swords when you are drunk.
But on the other hand, when you are sober you just don't really want to play with swords, if I'm honest.
For example, it is a very bad idea to play with swords when you are drunk.
But on the other hand, when you are sober you just don't really want to play with swords, if I'm honest.
Apparently Facebook has spent $70 billion on the metaverse, and I hate to break it to them, but I gotta admit I don't really know what it is? Something to do with virtual meetings??
Either way I'm pretty sure most of the money was embezzled.
Either way I'm pretty sure most of the money was embezzled.
December 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Apparently Facebook has spent $70 billion on the metaverse, and I hate to break it to them, but I gotta admit I don't really know what it is? Something to do with virtual meetings??
Either way I'm pretty sure most of the money was embezzled.
Either way I'm pretty sure most of the money was embezzled.
Philosophy in a Foxhole -
existentialcomics.com/comic/632
existentialcomics.com/comic/632
Philosophy in a Foxhole
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
existentialcomics.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Philosophy in a Foxhole -
existentialcomics.com/comic/632
existentialcomics.com/comic/632
Me, when one of my posts gets over 1000 likes.
Nietzsche knew that a true philosopher must write his own jacket blurbs.
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Me, when one of my posts gets over 1000 likes.
How to become a smart person:
Step one: recognize how stupid everyone else is.
Step two: recognize how stupid you are.
Step three, and this is the real clincher: actually read some fucking books once in a while.
Step one: recognize how stupid everyone else is.
Step two: recognize how stupid you are.
Step three, and this is the real clincher: actually read some fucking books once in a while.
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
How to become a smart person:
Step one: recognize how stupid everyone else is.
Step two: recognize how stupid you are.
Step three, and this is the real clincher: actually read some fucking books once in a while.
Step one: recognize how stupid everyone else is.
Step two: recognize how stupid you are.
Step three, and this is the real clincher: actually read some fucking books once in a while.
Performing highly Advanced Misogyny by referring to non binary people as "the gentlest sex".
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Performing highly Advanced Misogyny by referring to non binary people as "the gentlest sex".
Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
I think all men should lift weights, because it not only alters your body, but also your mind (makes you notice other dude's physiques like a thousand times more).
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I think all men should lift weights, because it not only alters your body, but also your mind (makes you notice other dude's physiques like a thousand times more).