I don't want to accuse you of anything here Zach, but it ALMOST sounds as though you don't own and make everyday use an authentic hand forged katana.

Just because cornucopias and turkeys are lame as shit compared to ghosts and witches and stuff doesn't mean that Thanksgiving doesn't have a solid theme, of which stores and other establishments of the capitalist pigs can decorate.

Apparently they've already renewed it for another season too so everyone is just going to tune in and watch next year too? Ridiculous.

I would like to go to bed!!

"Mr. President, according to this data if any of us want to retire before age 85 we have to let in a small number of Indian immig–"

"Okay okay, but hear me out on this one...."