Tanis Fowler
@tanisfowler.bsky.social
"There's only one rule that I know of, babies. God damn it, you've got to be kind." Writer. Editor and journalist. Opinions are my own. she/her
I think everyone should leave twitter except Joyce Carol Oates and she should just torture Elon there forever.
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I think everyone should leave twitter except Joyce Carol Oates and she should just torture Elon there forever.
Just watched Frankenstein and I’m sorry, but I thought it was so bad that I am going to bed mad about it.
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Just watched Frankenstein and I’m sorry, but I thought it was so bad that I am going to bed mad about it.
Jail for One. Thousand. Years.
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Jail for One. Thousand. Years.
This is really good. I love an essay that is so well written that it reads breezily, even though it’s clearly been written with care.
I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
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November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This is really good. I love an essay that is so well written that it reads breezily, even though it’s clearly been written with care.
Why is it when we get new neighbours I feel like we have to house train a puppy? “Please lock the main door behind you.” “Please do not use loud power tools before 11AM.” “Please do not leave trash, especially food trash, in the yard.” “Please leave the washing machine door open or it will stink.”
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Why is it when we get new neighbours I feel like we have to house train a puppy? “Please lock the main door behind you.” “Please do not use loud power tools before 11AM.” “Please do not leave trash, especially food trash, in the yard.” “Please leave the washing machine door open or it will stink.”
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Every single woman you know has had this happen to her. Even the goddamn president of Mexico.
Brava: “If I don’t file a complaint, then what message does that send to all Mexican women?” Ms. Sheinbaum said at her daily news conference, noting sexual harassment was a crime… “If this can happen to the president, what’s going to happen to all the young women & women across our country?”
Mexico’s President Presses Charges Against Man Who Groped Her on the Street
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Every single woman you know has had this happen to her. Even the goddamn president of Mexico.
Yes, what IS the cost of a Great Gatsby-themed party these days? Enquiring minds want to know.
EXCLUSIVE: After Dems’ 2025 election sweep, Trump plans to refocus his messaging on the cost of living, says his 2024 campaign political director, James Blair.
Sneak peek of Blair’s interview with our @DashaBurns on #theconversation: politi.co/4oMzVmI
Sneak peek of Blair’s interview with our @DashaBurns on #theconversation: politi.co/4oMzVmI
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Yes, what IS the cost of a Great Gatsby-themed party these days? Enquiring minds want to know.
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This is kind of metal actually
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is kind of metal actually
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November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Love how, every time I want to buy, like, a pair of pantyhose online, I have to come up with a new unique password with at least one number and one symbol and one uppercase letter, but the people guarding precious works of art are allowed to be, like, “I dunno, Louvre?”
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Love how, every time I want to buy, like, a pair of pantyhose online, I have to come up with a new unique password with at least one number and one symbol and one uppercase letter, but the people guarding precious works of art are allowed to be, like, “I dunno, Louvre?”
If I ever come into a massive amount of money somehow, like, multiple tens of millions, i wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs. Mainly in that I would start a magazine for young people and staff it with Teen Vogue types.
November 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If I ever come into a massive amount of money somehow, like, multiple tens of millions, i wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs. Mainly in that I would start a magazine for young people and staff it with Teen Vogue types.
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I truly believe we were the best team in baseball this year. I really do. We just couldn't do it. I'm so sad. I love them so much. I'm so proud of them and I also want to barf, so I guess that's sports for ya.
November 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I truly believe we were the best team in baseball this year. I really do. We just couldn't do it. I'm so sad. I love them so much. I'm so proud of them and I also want to barf, so I guess that's sports for ya.
Stop ruining a sport by mentioning Drake like he matters to baseball or anyone. Drake is nobody’s friend. If he were an ice cream flavour, he’d be pralines and dick.
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Stop ruining a sport by mentioning Drake like he matters to baseball or anyone. Drake is nobody’s friend. If he were an ice cream flavour, he’d be pralines and dick.
Christine is a movie that falls *just* shy of great. Perhaps in my top five Carpenter movies, and he was barely trying.
November 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Christine is a movie that falls *just* shy of great. Perhaps in my top five Carpenter movies, and he was barely trying.
Jays had an amazing, amazing season. Great group of guys and I think, I hope, they can get most of them back next year, make some bullpen changes perhaps. Anyhoo, the joy of baseball is that in six months, you get to try again! See you all at spring training!
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Jays had an amazing, amazing season. Great group of guys and I think, I hope, they can get most of them back next year, make some bullpen changes perhaps. Anyhoo, the joy of baseball is that in six months, you get to try again! See you all at spring training!
But mostly pain and heartbreak. 💔
Baseball is heartbreak and pain and romance and joy.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
But mostly pain and heartbreak. 💔
The world is a fuck.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The world is a fuck.
Ugh. What a heartbreaker.
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Ugh. What a heartbreaker.
Two runs! I want it all!
Game ain’t over
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Two runs! I want it all!
In retrospect, he may have trouble finding the strike zone because this umpire can also not find it. They know there’s a box on the screen that tells everyone how wrong they were, right?
“He sometimes has issues finding the strike zone.”
Then why is he pitching in the fucking 10th inning of the World Series?
Then why is he pitching in the fucking 10th inning of the World Series?
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
In retrospect, he may have trouble finding the strike zone because this umpire can also not find it. They know there’s a box on the screen that tells everyone how wrong they were, right?
This umpire can get wreckt.
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This umpire can get wreckt.
“He sometimes has issues finding the strike zone.”
Then why is he pitching in the fucking 10th inning of the World Series?
Then why is he pitching in the fucking 10th inning of the World Series?
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
“He sometimes has issues finding the strike zone.”
Then why is he pitching in the fucking 10th inning of the World Series?
Then why is he pitching in the fucking 10th inning of the World Series?
Baseball is heartbreak and pain and romance and joy.
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Baseball is heartbreak and pain and romance and joy.