Tanis Fowler
@tanisfowler.bsky.social
"There's only one rule that I know of, babies. God damn it, you've got to be kind." Toronto-based writer, editor and journalist. Opinions are my own. she/her
It me.
ok i was thinking it might be something like that lol. like how i've never actually heard of anyone eating cream of mushroom soup
January 21, 2026 at 4:57 AM
It me.
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The "I woke up from a nap and our bus driver was kidnapping us" thread and the "I didn't get as many likes as I wanted so this place is unsustainable" post both going viral in the same day is the ultimate in kismet but also definitive proof that this place does, in fact, have the juice
January 20, 2026 at 5:30 AM
The "I woke up from a nap and our bus driver was kidnapping us" thread and the "I didn't get as many likes as I wanted so this place is unsustainable" post both going viral in the same day is the ultimate in kismet but also definitive proof that this place does, in fact, have the juice
Lemon pig update!
January 20, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Lemon pig update!
I put a sleepy time tea in a basket on a website for a well known Canadian tea shop, but decided instead to buy a different tea from a local shop, and have, ever since, received four or five emails A DAY asking me if I’m ever going to buy the tea. Like, no, not now bitch!
January 19, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I put a sleepy time tea in a basket on a website for a well known Canadian tea shop, but decided instead to buy a different tea from a local shop, and have, ever since, received four or five emails A DAY asking me if I’m ever going to buy the tea. Like, no, not now bitch!
I’m living a nightmare where there is zero soundproofing between apartments. The main floor couple’s bedroom is right below mine. They go to bed much earlier than me and one of them snores like a bear eating a chainsaw. I think due to allergies. They’re decent people, but it’s driving me insane.
January 19, 2026 at 7:18 AM
I’m living a nightmare where there is zero soundproofing between apartments. The main floor couple’s bedroom is right below mine. They go to bed much earlier than me and one of them snores like a bear eating a chainsaw. I think due to allergies. They’re decent people, but it’s driving me insane.
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“Since you didn’t give me a peace prize I declare war on you” is the ultimate “you called me racist too many times, now I am racist”
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 5:25 AM
“Since you didn’t give me a peace prize I declare war on you” is the ultimate “you called me racist too many times, now I am racist”
Minnesota is so real for this.
January 17, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Minnesota is so real for this.
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this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
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This essay by @alexanderchee.bsky.social about Heated Rivalry is so great and I have a lot of thoughts about it I should not publish on Al Gore's internet: querent.substack.com/p/i-would-st...
I Would Start A War In Your Arms
A Heated Rivalry Notebook
querent.substack.com
January 17, 2026 at 7:39 PM
This essay by @alexanderchee.bsky.social about Heated Rivalry is so great and I have a lot of thoughts about it I should not publish on Al Gore's internet: querent.substack.com/p/i-would-st...
It does seem like regular people understand the assignment while politicians are more concerned that their “go along because it benefits me” grift will be disrupted. It already has been, you just can’t see it yet, so you might as well fight the powers that be, is a strong message to counter this.
Good summary of “don’t give him what he wants” from relatively comfortable white liberals.
January 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
It does seem like regular people understand the assignment while politicians are more concerned that their “go along because it benefits me” grift will be disrupted. It already has been, you just can’t see it yet, so you might as well fight the powers that be, is a strong message to counter this.
For real tho, Crave is apparently working on a queer softball series called Slo Pitch starring Emily Hampshire.
The next Crave Original Series:
Hurry Hard.
Hurry Hard.
I fully expect a Heated Rivalry, curling edition to be the next big hit.
January 17, 2026 at 12:27 AM
For real tho, Crave is apparently working on a queer softball series called Slo Pitch starring Emily Hampshire.
January 16, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Seriously, good for Bo. Liked him on the Jays, and at least I can cheer for the Mets. Though he *was* injured a lot, and I’m not really sure where he fits on a team with more infielders than infielding positions. Maybe they’re gonna sneak him in between first and second?
January 16, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Seriously, good for Bo. Liked him on the Jays, and at least I can cheer for the Mets. Though he *was* injured a lot, and I’m not really sure where he fits on a team with more infielders than infielding positions. Maybe they’re gonna sneak him in between first and second?
Losing Bo AND we didn’t get Tucker. Great job as always, front office. Did we at least get somebody to stock the pop machines in the clubhouse?
January 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Losing Bo AND we didn’t get Tucker. Great job as always, front office. Did we at least get somebody to stock the pop machines in the clubhouse?
Dodgers are the new Yankees, pass it on.
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Dodgers are the new Yankees, pass it on.
Kyle Tucker, you chump!
January 16, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Kyle Tucker, you chump!
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historically accurate☑️
January 12, 2026 at 5:32 AM
historically accurate☑️
This storm is NOT playing. I have never seen cars move so slowly on the Lakeshore.
January 15, 2026 at 4:37 AM
This storm is NOT playing. I have never seen cars move so slowly on the Lakeshore.
I deserve a medal for eating the banana I brought to work today instead of just taking it on a little tour of the city before bringing it home.
January 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I deserve a medal for eating the banana I brought to work today instead of just taking it on a little tour of the city before bringing it home.
The Souris
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 10:25 PM
The Souris
This place is a tomb! I’m going to the nut shop where it’s fun!
Just kidding, I’m going to the iron infusion shop, where they put iron in my blood. Fun in its own way! (Truly, there’s a Bulk Barn near the clinic, so I’m gonna get some bulk candy!)
Just kidding, I’m going to the iron infusion shop, where they put iron in my blood. Fun in its own way! (Truly, there’s a Bulk Barn near the clinic, so I’m gonna get some bulk candy!)
January 9, 2026 at 6:50 AM
This place is a tomb! I’m going to the nut shop where it’s fun!
Just kidding, I’m going to the iron infusion shop, where they put iron in my blood. Fun in its own way! (Truly, there’s a Bulk Barn near the clinic, so I’m gonna get some bulk candy!)
Just kidding, I’m going to the iron infusion shop, where they put iron in my blood. Fun in its own way! (Truly, there’s a Bulk Barn near the clinic, so I’m gonna get some bulk candy!)
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We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
www.wired.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
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It is really hard for local papers financially. But imho when everybody is trying to tune into your coverage a leaky paywall or tip jar prompt (with Apple pay) could be a way to net more revenue/subscribers/overall loyalty.
That said, the key info is in the dek. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
That said, the key info is in the dek. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
It is really hard for local papers financially. But imho when everybody is trying to tune into your coverage a leaky paywall or tip jar prompt (with Apple pay) could be a way to net more revenue/subscribers/overall loyalty.
That said, the key info is in the dek. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
That said, the key info is in the dek. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”