Tanis Fowler
@tanisfowler.bsky.social
"There's only one rule that I know of, babies. God damn it, you've got to be kind." Writer. Editor and journalist. Opinions are my own. she/her
And this is the Chairman Meow who liked being where he was not allowed and clean laundry. He had two bald spots right above his eyes that made him look perpetually grouchy because he liked to let Imelda lick his head.
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
And this is the Chairman Meow who liked being where he was not allowed and clean laundry. He had two bald spots right above his eyes that made him look perpetually grouchy because he liked to let Imelda lick his head.
This is Imelda, who loved nothing so much as sleeping like a shrimp and lazing on my roommate’s ratty brown sweater and sort of tolerated wearing hats.
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This is Imelda, who loved nothing so much as sleeping like a shrimp and lazing on my roommate’s ratty brown sweater and sort of tolerated wearing hats.
I’ve started performing what my friend Mitzy calls the Pickwick Roll.
It’a when I ask her if she can answer a question and then say: “Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it?”
It works best like the Ring, where you have to pass it along to the next person or the song gets stuck in your head.
It’a when I ask her if she can answer a question and then say: “Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it?”
It works best like the Ring, where you have to pass it along to the next person or the song gets stuck in your head.
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’ve started performing what my friend Mitzy calls the Pickwick Roll.
It’a when I ask her if she can answer a question and then say: “Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it?”
It works best like the Ring, where you have to pass it along to the next person or the song gets stuck in your head.
It’a when I ask her if she can answer a question and then say: “Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it?”
It works best like the Ring, where you have to pass it along to the next person or the song gets stuck in your head.
Halloween costume progress…
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Halloween costume progress…
Hot take: these should be in every store in the country. All the other drinks of the 90s did not last, but these, these are the shit.
October 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Hot take: these should be in every store in the country. All the other drinks of the 90s did not last, but these, these are the shit.
Women don’t like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Women don’t like the vehicle
I choose not to dwell on yesterday’s Jays loss, but on today’s potential! Happy Thanksgiving all! Hope you enjoy some pie and October baseball!
October 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I choose not to dwell on yesterday’s Jays loss, but on today’s potential! Happy Thanksgiving all! Hope you enjoy some pie and October baseball!
Don’t have to play the Jays if your game never ends!
October 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Don’t have to play the Jays if your game never ends!
![A tweet by a user named @justin_klugh reads:
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:d6vyc62c4njgmhf4seqnh3n3/bafkreiaswchsmmxlhhsnf5r2uece2hcdrrncqhklgehebfqolqimzt2qiu@jpeg)
Tigers vs Mariners going to extra innings!? Don’t mind if I do!
October 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Tigers vs Mariners going to extra innings!? Don’t mind if I do!
I would very much buy this:
October 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I would very much buy this:
Watching the Mariners Tigers series go to five games:
October 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Watching the Mariners Tigers series go to five games:
Guy who says Honey:
October 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Guy who says Honey:
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
September 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
Saw Beetlejuice at a drive-in when I was eight and this scene scared me very badly!
September 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Saw Beetlejuice at a drive-in when I was eight and this scene scared me very badly!
For those not in the know, young Clancy Brown could Get It.
September 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
For those not in the know, young Clancy Brown could Get It.
Finally, I can drink Chucky’s Punch! A nightmare come true!
September 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Finally, I can drink Chucky’s Punch! A nightmare come true!
What will it take for Iögo to get this dick muffin off my screen?
September 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
What will it take for Iögo to get this dick muffin off my screen?
I almost can’t comprehend how close we got! Amazing night! Jarvis Cocker! What a showman!
September 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I almost can’t comprehend how close we got! Amazing night! Jarvis Cocker! What a showman!
If you’d told Tanis of 10 years ago that she would see Pulp twice in the span of a year, she might save the money she spent flying to New York City to see them. Maybe. No promises. Anyway. We’re in da pit.
September 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If you’d told Tanis of 10 years ago that she would see Pulp twice in the span of a year, she might save the money she spent flying to New York City to see them. Maybe. No promises. Anyway. We’re in da pit.
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech
September 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech