@thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
Not an official account of anything or anyone other than a guy who never learned when to shut his mouth.
You'll Never Walk Alone.
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Pinned
is this what they typically get up to on boxing day?
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
is this what they typically get up to on boxing day?
I am approaching a 1:1 ratio of human cells to carbonara
December 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I am approaching a 1:1 ratio of human cells to carbonara
Italian sausage is on the grill. Pancetta for the carbonara is on the side burner. We are still hooking and jabbing!
Roughly of the Christmas crew, including my 6yo, my wife, and my FIL, have gross colds
I'm on my 5th cup of coffee trying to make the magic happen. Still in the fight!
I'm on my 5th cup of coffee trying to make the magic happen. Still in the fight!
December 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Italian sausage is on the grill. Pancetta for the carbonara is on the side burner. We are still hooking and jabbing!
Roughly of the Christmas crew, including my 6yo, my wife, and my FIL, have gross colds
I'm on my 5th cup of coffee trying to make the magic happen. Still in the fight!
I'm on my 5th cup of coffee trying to make the magic happen. Still in the fight!
December 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Roughly of the Christmas crew, including my 6yo, my wife, and my FIL, have gross colds
I'm on my 5th cup of coffee trying to make the magic happen. Still in the fight!
I'm on my 5th cup of coffee trying to make the magic happen. Still in the fight!
I also need to know what Uncle Rob's job is that affords him the ability to do a down to the studs and joists gut job on a 4 story brownstone in the upper west side
it has never been sufficiently explained to me why the pigeon lady in home alone 2 is dressed like a dickensian rag picker
this movie came out in 1992!
this movie came out in 1992!
December 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I also need to know what Uncle Rob's job is that affords him the ability to do a down to the studs and joists gut job on a 4 story brownstone in the upper west side
it has never been sufficiently explained to me why the pigeon lady in home alone 2 is dressed like a dickensian rag picker
this movie came out in 1992!
this movie came out in 1992!
December 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
it has never been sufficiently explained to me why the pigeon lady in home alone 2 is dressed like a dickensian rag picker
this movie came out in 1992!
this movie came out in 1992!
shaking off the 2 (two) beers I had at dinner by walking the dog an extra half mile in preparation for Xmas present assembly activities
dads and dad equivalents...this is our time to shine.
dads and dad equivalents...this is our time to shine.
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
shaking off the 2 (two) beers I had at dinner by walking the dog an extra half mile in preparation for Xmas present assembly activities
dads and dad equivalents...this is our time to shine.
dads and dad equivalents...this is our time to shine.
someone tell this human pile of soft serve ice cream that the infantry is always hiring
“We’ve forgotten that we didn’t build the early navy for pride, which is why I want battleships to make little boys proud.”
This dude clearly has some mental health issues around his childhood that he’s working out.
This dude clearly has some mental health issues around his childhood that he’s working out.
December 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
someone tell this human pile of soft serve ice cream that the infantry is always hiring
I just reunited a loose dog with her owner, it's a Christmas eve miracle (feel free to shower me with praise, admirarion and/or lewds, whatever works)
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I just reunited a loose dog with her owner, it's a Christmas eve miracle (feel free to shower me with praise, admirarion and/or lewds, whatever works)
stores keep their thermostats up wayyyy too high in the winter. this is a Walgreens, not a sauna. 99% of people are wearing coats/hats/gloves, it doesn't need to be 75° inside. got me downright moist in the pharmacy line
Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.
December 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
stores keep their thermostats up wayyyy too high in the winter. this is a Walgreens, not a sauna. 99% of people are wearing coats/hats/gloves, it doesn't need to be 75° inside. got me downright moist in the pharmacy line
this stupid menu does absolutely fuck all. useless.
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
this stupid menu does absolutely fuck all. useless.
Reposted
car headlights are too &@“%* bright
December 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
car headlights are too &@“%* bright
wake up dead man was extremely entertaining
December 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
wake up dead man was extremely entertaining
bro you wanna buy your own Temu Thor system?????
Ever since the TikTok ban they just completely gave up on moderation. Last week I was getting ads for unregistered firearms, this week we’ve gone even more illegal. That’s a 400 watt signal jammer. With a single button press you can get clapped by the FBI, FAA, and FCC all at the same time.
December 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
bro you wanna buy your own Temu Thor system?????
like almost all of the other Trump "reforms" there is a kernel of truth to the grievance - clearly, this system is not agile or responsive to a rapidly changing threat environment
but it helped to vet requirements and balance resource allocation. we just might come to miss this ball of fuck
but it helped to vet requirements and balance resource allocation. we just might come to miss this ball of fuck
you thought this was a fucking accident???? that this just sprang, fully formed, from the ASD(A)'s office like Athena from the head of Zeus????????
December 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
like almost all of the other Trump "reforms" there is a kernel of truth to the grievance - clearly, this system is not agile or responsive to a rapidly changing threat environment
but it helped to vet requirements and balance resource allocation. we just might come to miss this ball of fuck
but it helped to vet requirements and balance resource allocation. we just might come to miss this ball of fuck
@gigansprogress.bsky.social is on a goddamn heater tonight lmao
I can only imagine the acquisition community's group chats right now, they're going cyclic on the gifs I just know it
I can only imagine the acquisition community's group chats right now, they're going cyclic on the gifs I just know it
December 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
@gigansprogress.bsky.social is on a goddamn heater tonight lmao
I can only imagine the acquisition community's group chats right now, they're going cyclic on the gifs I just know it
I can only imagine the acquisition community's group chats right now, they're going cyclic on the gifs I just know it
wisdom.
Dad, way back when: "Just remember, the military can't love you back, but it can definitely fuck you."
December 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
wisdom.
having a great pyrenees is an exercise in patience. these dogs do what they want, when they want, and there's nothing you can do about it.
this dude is always scheming on something
December 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
having a great pyrenees is an exercise in patience. these dogs do what they want, when they want, and there's nothing you can do about it.
this dude is always scheming on something
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
this dude is always scheming on something
Every day provides more evidence that a firm racial caste system, as described by Isabel Wilkerson, remains the best lens through which to view American society
December 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Every day provides more evidence that a firm racial caste system, as described by Isabel Wilkerson, remains the best lens through which to view American society
Watching Fallout and Pluribus on the same night, really exploring the spectrum of post apocalyptic visions of the future
Rhea Seehorn is an incredible actress
December 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Watching Fallout and Pluribus on the same night, really exploring the spectrum of post apocalyptic visions of the future
Rhea Seehorn is an incredible actress
December 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Rhea Seehorn is an incredible actress
"that's the cup of a carpenter"
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"that's the cup of a carpenter"