Queer Hand Luke
@lfschleusener.bsky.social
CEO, @outinnatsec.bsky.social I Cask-strength gay I Homosexual Professional/Professional Homosexual 🏳️🌈 I Monitoring and Reporting on Straight Culture Since 1999 I Talks about books, comic books, policy, and whatever else I wanna get up to
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We are in this timeline because Hollywood would not let, “Easy A” successfully launch a trilogy of high school adaptations of American literary Classics
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
We are in this timeline because Hollywood would not let, “Easy A” successfully launch a trilogy of high school adaptations of American literary Classics
The past and future liberals want
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The past and future liberals want
“The Watermelon Woman”
Speaking of Black movies.
What is your favorite Black rom-com / Romance movie?
(ALL THE LOVE & BASKETBALL FOLKS SIT THIS ONE OUT ❤️)
What is your favorite Black rom-com / Romance movie?
(ALL THE LOVE & BASKETBALL FOLKS SIT THIS ONE OUT ❤️)
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“The Watermelon Woman”
There’s some dweeb on my ORD flight with a USAF branded hoodie with “Al Udeid” across the front.
Lol.
Lol.
Shout out to the woman rocking bedazzled crocks, a leopard print sun dress, and matching purse on the yellow line today. I’m bundled up for a 30 degree swing from balmy DC to frosty Chicago.
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
There’s some dweeb on my ORD flight with a USAF branded hoodie with “Al Udeid” across the front.
Lol.
Lol.
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Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
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Wow @mangiotto.bsky.social’s review of HAMNET is one of the most vicious takedowns I’ve ever read for any film.
And yet? No lies detected. filmfreakcentral.net/2025/09/tell...
And yet? No lies detected. filmfreakcentral.net/2025/09/tell...
Telluride '25: Hamnet - FILM FREAK CENTRAL
ZERO STARS/****starring Jessie Buckley, Paul Mescal, Emily Watson, Joe Alwynscreenplay by Chloé Zhao and Maggie O’Farrell, based on O’Farrell’s noveldirected by Chloé Zhao by Walter Chaw There is so m...
filmfreakcentral.net
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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“Feminist And Gender Studies”
How did a bunch of men all convince themselves that Tariff Otaku would actually be better for the economy and give them all free stimulus checks unlike that shrill nagging bitch Kamala Harris it is a mystery
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
“Feminist And Gender Studies”
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Big Bus Stuck is as healing as Big Boat Stuck but in a different way.
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Big Bus Stuck is as healing as Big Boat Stuck but in a different way.
Shout out to the woman rocking bedazzled crocks, a leopard print sun dress, and matching purse on the yellow line today. I’m bundled up for a 30 degree swing from balmy DC to frosty Chicago.
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Shout out to the woman rocking bedazzled crocks, a leopard print sun dress, and matching purse on the yellow line today. I’m bundled up for a 30 degree swing from balmy DC to frosty Chicago.
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
This is really bringing “Bob to a bang fight energy” into a workplace where I would never expect it
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November 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This is really bringing “Bob to a bang fight energy” into a workplace where I would never expect it
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Godzilla, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot stomp on, courage to shoot them with atomic breath, and wisdom to do a big roar afterwards
January 29, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Godzilla, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot stomp on, courage to shoot them with atomic breath, and wisdom to do a big roar afterwards
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
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this is what ten years of obsession with "wokeness" in the media was trying to get to btw bsky.app/profile/mari...
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
this is what ten years of obsession with "wokeness" in the media was trying to get to btw bsky.app/profile/mari...
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The weird subplot here is that the only form of production everyone agrees is always harmless is plant agriculture, which, like, lol.
this is a story about farming that they have decided to make about datacenters. the amazon rep called them liars directly and they just print it and then return to insinuating all sorts of shit
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The weird subplot here is that the only form of production everyone agrees is always harmless is plant agriculture, which, like, lol.
Imagine being so bad at your job that Marco Rubio knifes you in the press
EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg
Witkoff Advised Russia on How to Pitch Ukraine Plan to Trump
US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff, fresh from the triumph of the Gaza peace deal, held a phone call last month with a senior Kremlin official to suggest they work together on a similar plan for Ukraine — and that Vladimir Putin should raise it with Donald Trump.
bloom.bg
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Imagine being so bad at your job that Marco Rubio knifes you in the press
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“There’s so much magic we have known / On this sapphire we call home / With my coat and my hat / I say goodbye to all of that / Maybe things will be better, maybe things will be better, maybe things will be better in Chicago…”
A spirited Mavis Staples cover of Tom Waits‘s “Chicago” gives @robertloerzel.bsky.social reason to muse on music, migration, and our city.
Maybe Things Will Be Better in Chicago
A spirited Mavis Staples cover of Tom Waits‘s “Chicago” gives us reason to muse on music, migration, and our city.
buff.ly
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
“There’s so much magic we have known / On this sapphire we call home / With my coat and my hat / I say goodbye to all of that / Maybe things will be better, maybe things will be better, maybe things will be better in Chicago…”
Fellas, it's gay to care about the death of your child, apparently?
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Fellas, it's gay to care about the death of your child, apparently?
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FYI, your library has movies you can check out for the holiday weekend. They may have toys, board games, or activity kits to check out for the kids and grandkids.
The library is awesome and you should check it out.
The library is awesome and you should check it out.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
FYI, your library has movies you can check out for the holiday weekend. They may have toys, board games, or activity kits to check out for the kids and grandkids.
The library is awesome and you should check it out.
The library is awesome and you should check it out.
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Last month, the Tule River Indian Tribe purchased 17,000 acres of their ancestral lands where they are reintroducing tule elk. The purchase was partly funded by California’s Tribal Nature-Based Solutions Grant, which funds tribal land return projects. www.latimes.com/california/s....
Elk are again roaming on lands that California has returned to the Tule River Indian Tribe
Tribal leaders and Gov. Gavin Newsom gathered Wednesday to mark the return of 17,000 acres of ancestral land to the Tule River Indian tribe.
www.latimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Last month, the Tule River Indian Tribe purchased 17,000 acres of their ancestral lands where they are reintroducing tule elk. The purchase was partly funded by California’s Tribal Nature-Based Solutions Grant, which funds tribal land return projects. www.latimes.com/california/s....
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a 2008 onion headline foretold the contemporary global economy better than any nobel winner
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
a 2008 onion headline foretold the contemporary global economy better than any nobel winner
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Christmas is coming, and the Black Friday sales signal we’re in peak gift-buying season.
When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.
When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.
A tech critic’s guide to holiday gift-giving
Maybe your grandma doesn’t need that Alexa smart speaker
disconnect.blog
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Christmas is coming, and the Black Friday sales signal we’re in peak gift-buying season.
When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.
When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.