Queer Hand Luke
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Time for another heterosexual journalist ethics panel.
When will editors finally have industry wide standards for a culture that celebrates and valorizes ephebophilia
When will editors finally have industry wide standards for a culture that celebrates and valorizes ephebophilia
It's worth mentioning that Michael Wolff is in the Epstein Files himself as one of Epstein's communications advisors and friends.
Michael Wolff’s Unsatisfying Explanation for Cozying Up to Epstein
The writer insists that it’s normal to “ingratiate” oneself with sources—even if that means serving as a de facto media adviser to the late sexual predator.
www.theatlantic.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Time for another heterosexual journalist ethics panel.
When will editors finally have industry wide standards for a culture that celebrates and valorizes ephebophilia
When will editors finally have industry wide standards for a culture that celebrates and valorizes ephebophilia
But have you considered how this would make Maureen Dowd feel about her neighbors let alone the people she shares a co-op board with?
Without ICE we'd be reduced to the lawless and barbaric anarchy of *checks notes* the early 2000s
"Abolish the Police and then what?" while infantile and often asked in bad faith, is at least, on some levels, a real question
"Ablish ICE and then what?" Is not a real question. Clearly if ICE didn't exist tomorrow society would just objectively be more peaceful and would not in any way fall apart
"Ablish ICE and then what?" Is not a real question. Clearly if ICE didn't exist tomorrow society would just objectively be more peaceful and would not in any way fall apart
February 4, 2026 at 5:33 AM
But have you considered how this would make Maureen Dowd feel about her neighbors let alone the people she shares a co-op board with?
It’s a real shame that Chuck Schumer has 65 Senate votes and Hakeem Jeffries has 275 house votes and they refused to do what is popular ism according to the three most mediocre cocaine enthusiasts in a 2 mile radius of Fort Green.
74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting it, according to YouGov polling from last month.
Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.
Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 5:30 AM
It’s a real shame that Chuck Schumer has 65 Senate votes and Hakeem Jeffries has 275 house votes and they refused to do what is popular ism according to the three most mediocre cocaine enthusiasts in a 2 mile radius of Fort Green.
It’s a real shame that Chuck Schumer has 65 Senate votes and Hakeem Jeffries has 275 house votes and they refused to do what is popular ism according to the three most mediocre cocaine enthusiasts in a 2 mile radius of Fort Green.
74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting it, according to YouGov polling from last month.
Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.
Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 5:30 AM
It’s a real shame that Chuck Schumer has 65 Senate votes and Hakeem Jeffries has 275 house votes and they refused to do what is popular ism according to the three most mediocre cocaine enthusiasts in a 2 mile radius of Fort Green.
Subtext meet super text!
February 4, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Subtext meet super text!
I see we had to deny US service members gender affirming care so we could go to one and a half billionaires who otherwise could not afford it for themselves and their recently upgraded mistresses
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I see we had to deny US service members gender affirming care so we could go to one and a half billionaires who otherwise could not afford it for themselves and their recently upgraded mistresses
This is a lot of words to just say that straight white men are having impotence problems and are trying to rape the country back into making them feel confident.
February 4, 2026 at 5:23 AM
This is a lot of words to just say that straight white men are having impotence problems and are trying to rape the country back into making them feel confident.
that noted @theatlantic.com columnist David Brooks promises is over the mountain on the other side of Epstein Island, where he met his second wife.
February 4, 2026 at 5:13 AM
that noted @theatlantic.com columnist David Brooks promises is over the mountain on the other side of Epstein Island, where he met his second wife.
Is THIS the moment where moderate pro- American leaders in the heterosexual community finally have enough bravery for the urgent but inevitable “Sister Souljah” moment…
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Is THIS the moment where moderate pro- American leaders in the heterosexual community finally have enough bravery for the urgent but inevitable “Sister Souljah” moment…
Look if there’s one thing I’ve learned from listening to Tara Westover getting interviewed is that this is the only way to assuage real Americans’ economic anxiety, and the rest of us just have to tolerate that fact, and thank them for the opportunity.
February 4, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Look if there’s one thing I’ve learned from listening to Tara Westover getting interviewed is that this is the only way to assuage real Americans’ economic anxiety, and the rest of us just have to tolerate that fact, and thank them for the opportunity.
It always was. You just weren’t paying attention.
February 4, 2026 at 5:08 AM
It always was. You just weren’t paying attention.
I didn’t realize this is how the boys were describing their romantic foibles these days.
a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
Alt: a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I didn’t realize this is how the boys were describing their romantic foibles these days.
She doesn’t officially drink because someone else has locked down that kind of brand pre awareness, so it can be in their Harvard IOP application
NANCY MACE: I don't drink because if I did it could kill me
ALSO NANCY MACE:
ALSO NANCY MACE:
February 4, 2026 at 5:06 AM
She doesn’t officially drink because someone else has locked down that kind of brand pre awareness, so it can be in their Harvard IOP application
If we include non-fiction it would’ve been Walzer’s “Revolution of the Saints” or “Parting the Waters.”
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 AM
If we include non-fiction it would’ve been Walzer’s “Revolution of the Saints” or “Parting the Waters.”
This is also the right timeframe for me to read both Naguib Mahfouz and Albert Cossery without translation
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 AM
This is also the right timeframe for me to read both Naguib Mahfouz and Albert Cossery without translation
Though this is the right period for me to fall in love with Jo Walton’s “Farthing” and Mitford’s “Whigs on the Green.”
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Though this is the right period for me to fall in love with Jo Walton’s “Farthing” and Mitford’s “Whigs on the Green.”
Otherwise, it was certainly an Alan Furst novel or one of the Terry Pratchett novels I carried in my bags on study abroad and read and reread.
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Otherwise, it was certainly an Alan Furst novel or one of the Terry Pratchett novels I carried in my bags on study abroad and read and reread.
As in a novel that I read that year or as in book that I had read that I would rank relatively highly? It may have been “Cavalier and Klay” even though I had read that c. 2004, or one of the Pat Barker books.
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 AM
As in a novel that I read that year or as in book that I had read that I would rank relatively highly? It may have been “Cavalier and Klay” even though I had read that c. 2004, or one of the Pat Barker books.
When will moderate pro- American leaders in the heterosexual community speak up and do something about the pathologies and excesses in their culture that led directly to this
Everything is just so stupid and so evil, and the stupid makes it more evil and the evil makes it more stupid. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel
Cartoon lump of coal with giant eyes was spotlighted by US interior secretary in X post saying: ‘Mine, Baby, Mine!’
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
When will moderate pro- American leaders in the heterosexual community speak up and do something about the pathologies and excesses in their culture that led directly to this
I’m trying to think of other historical figures who instigated blood libel violence in the New York Times would give this Vaseline focused soft touch.
As an influencer, Nick Shirley had struggled to expand his reach. But after a missionary trip pushed him to try a new approach, he caused a sensation with a video claiming to expose fraud at Somali-run day care centers in Minnesota. nyti.ms/45GzJi4
February 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I’m trying to think of other historical figures who instigated blood libel violence in the New York Times would give this Vaseline focused soft touch.
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Schumer: "Why are some Republicans speaking so loudly trying to defend masked, secret police? ... one other very important point: since the death of Alex Pretti and Renee Good, nothing meaningful has changed about ICE's abuses."
February 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Schumer: "Why are some Republicans speaking so loudly trying to defend masked, secret police? ... one other very important point: since the death of Alex Pretti and Renee Good, nothing meaningful has changed about ICE's abuses."
We need to ask if the heterosexual community can ever respect the sanctity of marriage the a WeHo muscle daddy, a twink, and their friend who joins them on the weekend can.
this might sound bad. but if you look into the story it's actually much, much worse prospect.org/2022/04/08/h...
February 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
We need to ask if the heterosexual community can ever respect the sanctity of marriage the a WeHo muscle daddy, a twink, and their friend who joins them on the weekend can.
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FARC was finally dismantled when the Colombians (& Americans, in a rare foreign policy W) started more or less asking this question of the guerillas themselves and reacting accordingly.
once again these things boil down to “is your group a bohemian cultural identity” or “is your group actually trying to do things?” and the key tell is whether your activity centers on policing of in-group behavior or whether it centers on, again, tangible goals
February 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
FARC was finally dismantled when the Colombians (& Americans, in a rare foreign policy W) started more or less asking this question of the guerillas themselves and reacting accordingly.
Fuck, man
Marimar Martinez, shot 5 times by Border Patrol in Chicago, speaks out after Renee Good, Alex Pretti deaths
'I am their voice'
NEW w/ @adrianacardmag.bsky.social: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
'I am their voice'
NEW w/ @adrianacardmag.bsky.social: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Marimar Martinez, shot by Border Patrol in Chicago, speaks out after Good, Pretti deaths: 'I am their voice'
In a wide-ranging interview with the Chicago Sun-Times and WBEZ, Martinez discusses her shooting, the federal government’s failed attempt to prosecute her and the role she now sees for herself in a fi...
chicago.suntimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Fuck, man