Queer Hand Luke
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CEO, @outinnatsec.bsky.social I Cask-strength gay I Homosexual Professional/Professional Homosexual 🏳️🌈 I Monitoring and Reporting on Straight Culture Since 1999 I Talks about books, comic books, policy, and whatever else I wanna get up to
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When I worked in DC our office moved to 15th and K. Best feature of the office space was that the cafeteria looked out at the Washington Post building. Just seeing the building was like seeing a celebrity every day. What Bezos has done to the paper is just devastating.
February 4, 2026 at 3:05 PM
When I worked in DC our office moved to 15th and K. Best feature of the office space was that the cafeteria looked out at the Washington Post building. Just seeing the building was like seeing a celebrity every day. What Bezos has done to the paper is just devastating.
Time for another heterosexual journalist ethics panel.
When will editors finally have industry wide standards for a culture that celebrates and valorizes ephebophilia
When will editors finally have industry wide standards for a culture that celebrates and valorizes ephebophilia
It's worth mentioning that Michael Wolff is in the Epstein Files himself as one of Epstein's communications advisors and friends.
Michael Wolff’s Unsatisfying Explanation for Cozying Up to Epstein
The writer insists that it’s normal to “ingratiate” oneself with sources—even if that means serving as a de facto media adviser to the late sexual predator.
www.theatlantic.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Time for another heterosexual journalist ethics panel.
When will editors finally have industry wide standards for a culture that celebrates and valorizes ephebophilia
When will editors finally have industry wide standards for a culture that celebrates and valorizes ephebophilia
But have you considered how this would make Maureen Dowd feel about her neighbors let alone the people she shares a co-op board with?
Without ICE we'd be reduced to the lawless and barbaric anarchy of *checks notes* the early 2000s
"Abolish the Police and then what?" while infantile and often asked in bad faith, is at least, on some levels, a real question
"Ablish ICE and then what?" Is not a real question. Clearly if ICE didn't exist tomorrow society would just objectively be more peaceful and would not in any way fall apart
"Ablish ICE and then what?" Is not a real question. Clearly if ICE didn't exist tomorrow society would just objectively be more peaceful and would not in any way fall apart
February 4, 2026 at 5:33 AM
But have you considered how this would make Maureen Dowd feel about her neighbors let alone the people she shares a co-op board with?
It’s a real shame that Chuck Schumer has 65 Senate votes and Hakeem Jeffries has 275 house votes and they refused to do what is popular ism according to the three most mediocre cocaine enthusiasts in a 2 mile radius of Fort Green.
74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting it, according to YouGov polling from last month.
Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.
Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 5:30 AM
It’s a real shame that Chuck Schumer has 65 Senate votes and Hakeem Jeffries has 275 house votes and they refused to do what is popular ism according to the three most mediocre cocaine enthusiasts in a 2 mile radius of Fort Green.
It’s a real shame that Chuck Schumer has 65 Senate votes and Hakeem Jeffries has 275 house votes and they refused to do what is popular ism according to the three most mediocre cocaine enthusiasts in a 2 mile radius of Fort Green.
74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting it, according to YouGov polling from last month.
Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.
Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 5:30 AM
It’s a real shame that Chuck Schumer has 65 Senate votes and Hakeem Jeffries has 275 house votes and they refused to do what is popular ism according to the three most mediocre cocaine enthusiasts in a 2 mile radius of Fort Green.
I see we had to deny US service members gender affirming care so we could go to one and a half billionaires who otherwise could not afford it for themselves and their recently upgraded mistresses
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I see we had to deny US service members gender affirming care so we could go to one and a half billionaires who otherwise could not afford it for themselves and their recently upgraded mistresses
This is a lot of words to just say that straight white men are having impotence problems and are trying to rape the country back into making them feel confident.
February 4, 2026 at 5:23 AM
This is a lot of words to just say that straight white men are having impotence problems and are trying to rape the country back into making them feel confident.
Is THIS the moment where moderate pro- American leaders in the heterosexual community finally have enough bravery for the urgent but inevitable “Sister Souljah” moment…
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Is THIS the moment where moderate pro- American leaders in the heterosexual community finally have enough bravery for the urgent but inevitable “Sister Souljah” moment…
Look if there’s one thing I’ve learned from listening to Tara Westover getting interviewed is that this is the only way to assuage real Americans’ economic anxiety, and the rest of us just have to tolerate that fact, and thank them for the opportunity.
February 4, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Look if there’s one thing I’ve learned from listening to Tara Westover getting interviewed is that this is the only way to assuage real Americans’ economic anxiety, and the rest of us just have to tolerate that fact, and thank them for the opportunity.
She doesn’t officially drink because someone else has locked down that kind of brand pre awareness, so it can be in their Harvard IOP application
NANCY MACE: I don't drink because if I did it could kill me
ALSO NANCY MACE:
ALSO NANCY MACE:
February 4, 2026 at 5:06 AM
She doesn’t officially drink because someone else has locked down that kind of brand pre awareness, so it can be in their Harvard IOP application
When will moderate pro- American leaders in the heterosexual community speak up and do something about the pathologies and excesses in their culture that led directly to this
Everything is just so stupid and so evil, and the stupid makes it more evil and the evil makes it more stupid. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel
Cartoon lump of coal with giant eyes was spotlighted by US interior secretary in X post saying: ‘Mine, Baby, Mine!’
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
When will moderate pro- American leaders in the heterosexual community speak up and do something about the pathologies and excesses in their culture that led directly to this
I’m trying to think of other historical figures who instigated blood libel violence in the New York Times would give this Vaseline focused soft touch.
As an influencer, Nick Shirley had struggled to expand his reach. But after a missionary trip pushed him to try a new approach, he caused a sensation with a video claiming to expose fraud at Somali-run day care centers in Minnesota. nyti.ms/45GzJi4
February 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I’m trying to think of other historical figures who instigated blood libel violence in the New York Times would give this Vaseline focused soft touch.
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Schumer: "Why are some Republicans speaking so loudly trying to defend masked, secret police? ... one other very important point: since the death of Alex Pretti and Renee Good, nothing meaningful has changed about ICE's abuses."
February 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Schumer: "Why are some Republicans speaking so loudly trying to defend masked, secret police? ... one other very important point: since the death of Alex Pretti and Renee Good, nothing meaningful has changed about ICE's abuses."
We need to ask if the heterosexual community can ever respect the sanctity of marriage the a WeHo muscle daddy, a twink, and their friend who joins them on the weekend can.
this might sound bad. but if you look into the story it's actually much, much worse prospect.org/2022/04/08/h...
February 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
We need to ask if the heterosexual community can ever respect the sanctity of marriage the a WeHo muscle daddy, a twink, and their friend who joins them on the weekend can.
Fuck, man
Marimar Martinez, shot 5 times by Border Patrol in Chicago, speaks out after Renee Good, Alex Pretti deaths
'I am their voice'
NEW w/ @adrianacardmag.bsky.social: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
'I am their voice'
NEW w/ @adrianacardmag.bsky.social: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Marimar Martinez, shot by Border Patrol in Chicago, speaks out after Good, Pretti deaths: 'I am their voice'
In a wide-ranging interview with the Chicago Sun-Times and WBEZ, Martinez discusses her shooting, the federal government’s failed attempt to prosecute her and the role she now sees for herself in a fi...
chicago.suntimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Fuck, man
Imagine being such a prolific producer of CSAM and still not being allowed to go to the island
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Imagine being such a prolific producer of CSAM and still not being allowed to go to the island
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Strange weird!
twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse
February 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Strange weird!
You know, the CW adaptation of “Nancy Drew” lasted just about as long as the confederacy.
We should have statues up to Scott Wolf everywhere.
We should have statues up to Scott Wolf everywhere.
a man in a purple shirt is sitting in front of a stack of books
Alt: a man in a purple shirt is sitting in front of a stack of books
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:23 PM
You know, the CW adaptation of “Nancy Drew” lasted just about as long as the confederacy.
We should have statues up to Scott Wolf everywhere.
We should have statues up to Scott Wolf everywhere.
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making tulsi gabbard DNI is itself a watergate level scandal
Exclusive: A U.S. official has alleged wrongdoing by U.S. spy chief Tulsi Gabbard in a complaint that is so highly classified it has sparked months of wrangling over how to share it with Congress, according to people familiar with the matter.
Classified Whistleblower Complaint About Tulsi Gabbard Stalls Within Her Agency
Congress hasn’t seen the complaint, which was filed eight months ago with the U.S. intelligence community watchdog’s office.
on.wsj.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 PM
making tulsi gabbard DNI is itself a watergate level scandal
You’ll love to see it.
this weekend i visited a beloved local cafe/record store and they had a bathroom labeled "Gay Bathroom". when we complimented the sign the barista said sometimes shitty people ask if there's a different bathroom they can use, so they have a second one in the other room labeled "Super Gay Bathroom"
February 3, 2026 at 4:59 AM
You’ll love to see it.
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This heavily Black congressional district in Houston went without representation for nearly half of the term thanks to Gov. Greg Abbott (R) delaying the special election.
When Democrats regain power, Congress should pass a law requiring that House special elections take place in a timely manner
When Democrats regain power, Congress should pass a law requiring that House special elections take place in a timely manner
Texas Democrat Christian D. Menefee
@cdmenefee.bsky.social sworn in to US House by Speaker Johnson, two days after Menefee won a runoff election in the Houston-area 18th District vacant since Democrat Sylvester Turner's death last March. #tx18
@cdmenefee.bsky.social sworn in to US House by Speaker Johnson, two days after Menefee won a runoff election in the Houston-area 18th District vacant since Democrat Sylvester Turner's death last March. #tx18
February 3, 2026 at 12:28 AM
This heavily Black congressional district in Houston went without representation for nearly half of the term thanks to Gov. Greg Abbott (R) delaying the special election.
When Democrats regain power, Congress should pass a law requiring that House special elections take place in a timely manner
When Democrats regain power, Congress should pass a law requiring that House special elections take place in a timely manner
That’s why dudes kept sending him their analog Grindr profiles: Hans Christian Anderson, Bram Stoker, Oscar Wilde.
February 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
That’s why dudes kept sending him their analog Grindr profiles: Hans Christian Anderson, Bram Stoker, Oscar Wilde.
Can you imagine what Jake Tapper would’ve said if this had been a Fox News reporter?
U.S. Failed to Alert Judge to Press Law in Application to Search Reporter’s Home
The Justice Dept. did not address a 1980 law that generally bars warrants for reporting material when it sought to seize a Washington Post reporter’s devices, an unsealed filing shows.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/u...
The Justice Dept. did not address a 1980 law that generally bars warrants for reporting material when it sought to seize a Washington Post reporter’s devices, an unsealed filing shows.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/u...
U.S. Failed to Alert Judge to Press Law in Application to Search Reporter’s Home
www.nytimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Can you imagine what Jake Tapper would’ve said if this had been a Fox News reporter?
You know, I AM wondering how all of those people who made and bought the “bottoms for Gorsuch” running shirts and tank tops are doing.
February 3, 2026 at 1:23 AM
You know, I AM wondering how all of those people who made and bought the “bottoms for Gorsuch” running shirts and tank tops are doing.