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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈
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Pulitzer prize winning editor and news developer. Bluesky elder. Now: Data Editor at @statnews.bsky.social
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New from me: Here it is, everything I know about every change I've been monitoring on data.cdc.gov plus an archive of every file that's been removed or altered.

www.statnews.com/2025/02/14/t...
STAT is backing up and monitoring CDC data in real time: See what's changing
STAT is backing up and monitoring CDC data in real time: See what's changing.
www.statnews.com
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DOJ is still in violation of the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
January 3, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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AG Pam Bondi says Maduro and his wife, Cilia Flores, have been indicted in SDNY.

Maduro was previously indicted in 2020 on federal charges including narco-terrorism conspiracy and cocaine importation conspiracy.

Unclear what Flores is charged with.

Doc: www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
Maduro 2020 indictment
www.documentcloud.org
January 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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with all of the stories about the rise of solar energy we’ve seen in the last few months it kind of feels like America is doing regime change in order to secure the rights to billions of dollars in blockbuster gift cards
January 3, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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Early reaction from members of Congress to the strikes on Venezuela.

Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT), a Trump ally, wants answers: “I look forward to learning what, if anything, might constitutionally justify this action in the absence of a declaration of war or authorization for the use of military force."
January 3, 2026 at 10:30 AM
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#BREAKING from me and Jennifer Jacobs - additional reporting on the strikes in Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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The fact that Maduro’s wife was also taken does suggest some kind of deal was struck.
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 AM
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Maduro’s capture was a “negotiated exit”, sources in the Venezuelan opposition tell Sky News.

So, as is typical with Trump, a different picture already begins to emerge.
January 3, 2026 at 10:02 AM
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OK, crash course in oil. Oil has two main gradings, viscosity (light or heavy) and sulfur (sweet or sour). A light (low viscosity) and sweet (low sulfur) oil is easier to process into gasoline and other products than a heavy and sour one, so the light & sweet oil commands a premium price.
I know several oil barons, I’ve had the oil and gas industry as clients in a past life: none of them want the Venezuelan oil, it’s dog shit quality and getting the PDVSA fields up to modern standards would take 20 years! It’s just trump being stuck in 1987
At this point the oil barons hardly even care (they can pivot to renewables too). It’s just gender and internal combustion brain
January 3, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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So we’re just announcing foreign strikes and kidnappings of foreign leaders on social media now? No Congress. No explanation.

This is madness.
January 3, 2026 at 9:28 AM
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Btw, the big story overhanging all of this is that US government is deadly serious in its stated plans to dominate and control the western hemisphere. Take the threats against Greenland very seriously indeed.
January 3, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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Im seeing discussions about consultations with congress, authorizations of force etc. I have to say this transcends any of what I would call sub constitutional technicalities. The president has gone to war with a foreign power and, it seems, kidnapped a foreign head of state on the basis of nothing.
January 3, 2026 at 9:43 AM
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This isn't a war for oil or, if it is, is a war for oil only in the dumbest possible cartoonishly ignorant way that none of the actual oil people want.
I know several oil barons, I’ve had the oil and gas industry as clients in a past life: none of them want the Venezuelan oil, it’s dog shit quality and getting the PDVSA fields up to modern standards would take 20 years! It’s just trump being stuck in 1987
At this point the oil barons hardly even care (they can pivot to renewables too). It’s just gender and internal combustion brain
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 AM
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NEW from me:

Currently on tap for Tony Dokoupil on his first day as CBS Evening News anchor -- taking a private plane to Miami to so he can go jet skiing with DJ Khaled and play soccer with David Beckham.

Take that, elites!

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Private jets and ‘Bari pitches’: Inside Weiss’ chaotic CBS Evening News reboot
EXCLUSIVE: The new CBS News editor-in-chief has chartered private flights for her armed security detail, made last-minute logistical changes and fired off ‘Bari Pitches.’ Weiss is once again accused o...
www.independent.co.uk
January 3, 2026 at 12:51 AM
You how on digital cable channels like 900-999 will be genre specific music channels? MTV operated something like that, mostly in Europe, and that’s what they shut down. Not any of the TV channels you’re probably familiar with.
to be clear none of these headlines were true, Toxic is currently on MTV Classic, Doechii is currently on MTVU, this has been one of the most bizarre hoaxes (?) ever
January 2, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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A message for you all to carry through the year
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Let’s be honest with ourselves: anyone saying “let’s fix fraud by just paying grandmas to watch kids” would be accusing grandmas of mass fraud a year later
January 1, 2026 at 3:19 PM
It’s about the most obvious and transparent thing ever that the administration and their media allies are interested in this particular story because they think it makes Tim Walz and Somalis look bad.
Fraud is a national problem, and cases in Minnesota have been under federal and state investigation for years. So why is it suddenly a national issue?

It's a case study in the power of the right's propaganda machine.

My latest at MSNOW: www.ms.now/opinion/trum...
Opinion | How Trump turned Minnesota fraud into MAGA's next propaganda tool
Paul Waldman: It's no secret why Minnesota child-care fraud is MAGA's new obsession
www.ms.now
January 1, 2026 at 2:50 PM
This is also how age traditionally works for Koreans. If you ask a Korean how old they are they might ask Korean age or Western age. Happy birthday to Koreans!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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For their anti-immigrant, white nationalist post about 100 million deportations, DHS stole the artwork of a non-white foreigner: Japanese illustrator Hiroshi Nagai.

Apparently no white Americans were available to design an image. View Nagai's work here: hiroshinagai.com/contents.html
December 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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It is kind of wild that no big media outlet has busted open the story of who is making DHS' posts on X. Whoever that may be is certainly plugged into hardcore white supremacist internet propaganda with a harder edge. "Groyper" would be underselling it. This is Daily Stormer-tier sludge.
January 1, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Women in Iran—not just Tehran, not just students—have been openly flouting the hijab and other modesty laws (and notably regime has not cracked down) but now shopkeepers all over Iran have kicked off another front bsky.app/profile/pers...
"Don't be afraid, we are all together!" 📢 Shopkeepers in Tehran shut down in mass protest as the rial hits a record low of 1,450,000 to the dollar. Economic collapse meets a movement for change. 📉✊ #Tehran #IranProtests #Rial #EconomicCrisis #Iran
January 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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Adam Mosseri details trends shaping Instagram and says it'll be more practical to authenticate real media than label AI, as AI gets better at imitating reality (Karissa Bell/Engadget)

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January 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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Welp ... some breaking news on New Year's Eve:

On a podcast, NIH Director Bhattacharya says the agency will likely not renew grants that were reinstated as part of a court decision earlier this year

www.statnews.com/2025/12/31/n...
NIH director says DEI-related grants that were restored under a court order won’t be renewed
NIH Director Jay Bhattacharya told a podcaster that DEI-related grants restored under a court order won't be renewed in 2026
www.statnews.com
December 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM