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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈
@jaspar.bsky.social
Pulitzer prize winning editor and news developer. Bluesky elder. Now: Data Editor at @statnews.bsky.social
✉️ emory.parker@statnews.com 📸 jemoryparker 🐘 @jaspar@mastodon.online | Signal: jaspar.01
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
A stunning leap of logic here. A person who “works in finance” and spends $1100 a month on dining and travel is not “in line with” the rest of her generation.
November 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is a thing now actually on the newer iPhones
October 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Astonishing: The cost of health insurance for a family jumps to $27,000 from @tarabannow.bsky.social www.statnews.com/2025/10/22/h...
October 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
An underrated feature of fancy hotels is NHK World on TV. This is a 30-minute documentary about the engineering challenges of frozen food vending machines. Absolutely peak television for me.
October 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Wait so the government would have a direct hand in controlling the new version of TikTok? How far we've come from the freakouts over the Biden administration even talking to social media companies. www.wsj.com/tech/details...
September 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I am fascinated by the concept of “extra strength” saline
September 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Kash Patel’s FBI recently got rid of the highly qualified person responsible for counterterrorism in Utah, seemingly in their war on “woke.” One wonders how this kind of thing might have impacted today’s events.

www.msnbc.com/opinion/anal...
September 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
warning and fyi: there is a VERY GRAPHIC close up video of the Charlie Kirk shooting out there. It is not the one you’ve probably already seen on here. This is what the first frames look like if you want to avoid it:
September 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
September 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
literally a post I just saw
September 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
« le trollisme »
September 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
how did i do
August 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Attention edgelords and standups: here is the current list of politically incorrect words and topics
August 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The realest part of this story was when the reporter thought she was just arguing with a source about the ethics of accepting an *opened bag of chips*
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
August 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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August 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
One day after an apparent armed attack on the CDC, RFK speaks… about his fishing trip.
August 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Here’s an example of a pitch email from a PR firm. This the body is obviously written by a native speaker. And a PR firm of all places would know better if this wasn’t an automated email based on information they scraped from the internet.
August 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
How this snowballs:

Users on TikTok criticize the ad → Fox News and Twitter claim there’s a left-wing “meltdown” over the ad → normal people start talking about that → editors at mainstream outlets are like “people are talking about this, do we have anyone who can write up a take” → this 👇
August 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
wow, like right there
August 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
You are arguing against a position I don't have
August 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
lol that’s about how fast I type on my phone
July 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM