Athena Kugblenu
@athenakugblenu.bsky.social
Comedian'n'writer'n'podcaster. TED Speaker. Take my coffee like I take my power.
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SophieChapmanTalent / SueTerryVoices
👉🏾 https://linktr.ee/athenakugblenu
📕 Buy History's Most Epic FIBS & FAILS!
🎧 Bust or Trust or PROcrastinate
📺 youtube.com/@innitfactory
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i will not proof read, i will not ask for an edit button, I will never apologise. think of it as a test. if you can read my posts without correcting my spelling or grammar you are my kinda person xx
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
the BBC should apologise with a montage of all the times Trump showed support for 6 Jan and they should get the person who does the end of World Cup montage to do it
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
the BBC should apologise with a montage of all the times Trump showed support for 6 Jan and they should get the person who does the end of World Cup montage to do it
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If Trump isn't threatening to sue you, you're not doing your job correctly. Imagine being someone that horrible ingrate likes?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC chair Samir Shah apologises for Panorama Trump edit
The BBC's director general and head of news both resigned on Sunday after criticism of the programme.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
If Trump isn't threatening to sue you, you're not doing your job correctly. Imagine being someone that horrible ingrate likes?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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I dunno. I will always say remain was an easy argument to win. 2015 and 2016 were infuriating years
Brexit reduced the UK’s GDP by between 6% and 8%. That is MASSIVE. #ProjectFear #wetoldyouso
www.nber.org/papers/w3445...
www.nber.org/papers/w3445...
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I dunno. I will always say remain was an easy argument to win. 2015 and 2016 were infuriating years
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NAUGHTY: Doctoring footage to imply Trump incited the 6 Jan riots
COMPLETELY FINE: Freeing all the rioters being pretty much the first thing he does in office
okaaaay gotcha
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pardon_...
COMPLETELY FINE: Freeing all the rioters being pretty much the first thing he does in office
okaaaay gotcha
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pardon_...
Pardon of January 6 United States Capitol attack defendants - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
NAUGHTY: Doctoring footage to imply Trump incited the 6 Jan riots
COMPLETELY FINE: Freeing all the rioters being pretty much the first thing he does in office
okaaaay gotcha
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pardon_...
COMPLETELY FINE: Freeing all the rioters being pretty much the first thing he does in office
okaaaay gotcha
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pardon_...
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Defending your homeland from invasion is often a foreign concept for societies accustomed to invading.
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Defending your homeland from invasion is often a foreign concept for societies accustomed to invading.
Lol Labour toooooooo
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Lol Labour toooooooo
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Trust me said the spider to the fly
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Trust me said the spider to the fly
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Sports betting is ruining sports. Now the players are throwing the games for a cut or to put their friends and family on. Can't trust the outcomes of any games fr.
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Sports betting is ruining sports. Now the players are throwing the games for a cut or to put their friends and family on. Can't trust the outcomes of any games fr.
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Trump literally posted an AI mock up of him dumping faeces on his own population from a fighter plane while wearing a crown, but yeah, the BBC should definitely issue a statement of contrition begging forgiveness for splicing together two sentences from the same speech just before a coup attempt. 🙄
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Trump literally posted an AI mock up of him dumping faeces on his own population from a fighter plane while wearing a crown, but yeah, the BBC should definitely issue a statement of contrition begging forgiveness for splicing together two sentences from the same speech just before a coup attempt. 🙄
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OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Oscar Isaac Was ‘Not So Open to Working With Disney’ After Jimmy Kimmel Suspension, Said He’d Return to ‘Star Wars’ if Disney Does ‘Not Succumb to Fascism’
Oscar Isaac was not open to working with Disney after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and will only return to 'Star Wars' if the studio avoids fascism.
variety.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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I'm a former Excise Officer. During that time, explaining commercial/trading reality to Brexiteers was like explaining quantum mechanics to three year olds.
It was never going to end well.
It was never going to end well.
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm a former Excise Officer. During that time, explaining commercial/trading reality to Brexiteers was like explaining quantum mechanics to three year olds.
It was never going to end well.
It was never going to end well.
I dunno. I will always say remain was an easy argument to win. 2015 and 2016 were infuriating years
Brexit reduced the UK’s GDP by between 6% and 8%. That is MASSIVE. #ProjectFear #wetoldyouso
www.nber.org/papers/w3445...
www.nber.org/papers/w3445...
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I dunno. I will always say remain was an easy argument to win. 2015 and 2016 were infuriating years
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Wondering why everything seems shit and you have no money compared with 10 years ago?
This is a big part of why:
This is a big part of why:
Brexit reduced the UK’s GDP by between 6% and 8%. That is MASSIVE. #ProjectFear #wetoldyouso
www.nber.org/papers/w3445...
www.nber.org/papers/w3445...
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Wondering why everything seems shit and you have no money compared with 10 years ago?
This is a big part of why:
This is a big part of why:
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Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
I would wear this. Timeless
Merit's wig: A 3,400-year-old Egyptian headpiece smoothed down with ancient homemade hair gel | Live Science
www.livescience.com/archaeology/...
www.livescience.com/archaeology/...
Merit's wig: A 3,400-year-old Egyptian headpiece smoothed down with ancient homemade hair gel
Merit's head covering was made from real human hair and was buried with her in its own wooden cabinet.
www.livescience.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I would wear this. Timeless
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"donald trump is threatening legal action" is not an interesting headline, he does this every day like brushing his teeth
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"donald trump is threatening legal action" is not an interesting headline, he does this every day like brushing his teeth
Do you know how bad your journalism has to be for Donald Trump to say "this is fine"? 😂
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Do you know how bad your journalism has to be for Donald Trump to say "this is fine"? 😂
If Trump isn't threatening to sue you, you're not doing your job correctly. Imagine being someone that horrible ingrate likes?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC chair Samir Shah apologises for Panorama Trump edit
The BBC's director general and head of news both resigned on Sunday after criticism of the programme.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
If Trump isn't threatening to sue you, you're not doing your job correctly. Imagine being someone that horrible ingrate likes?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
They won't. They roll over like sunburnt tourists
I’ve written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage urging them to condemn Donald Trump’s attack on the BBC.
The BBC belongs to Britain, not Trump. We must defend it together.
The BBC belongs to Britain, not Trump. We must defend it together.
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
They won't. They roll over like sunburnt tourists
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it’s a real problem for the bbc that other news outlets have been successfully lying to their audiences for years to the point that the bbc seem “out of touch” to people who’ve swallowed those lies, and someone at the bbc should resign over this
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
it’s a real problem for the bbc that other news outlets have been successfully lying to their audiences for years to the point that the bbc seem “out of touch” to people who’ve swallowed those lies, and someone at the bbc should resign over this
Lol are we supposed to read under the stairs or in a wheelie bin?
This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone
Oh fuck off
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Lol are we supposed to read under the stairs or in a wheelie bin?
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This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone
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No other word has done more damage to the craft of writing in recent years than “content”. Even if you’re using the word “content” ironically, or as a cute little joke, don’t. When someone calls writing “content” they’re pissing on someone’s hard work & passion. “Content” is Technosatan’s henchword.
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 AM
No other word has done more damage to the craft of writing in recent years than “content”. Even if you’re using the word “content” ironically, or as a cute little joke, don’t. When someone calls writing “content” they’re pissing on someone’s hard work & passion. “Content” is Technosatan’s henchword.