Mutable Joe
@mutablejoe.bsky.social
this is a low flying panic attack
saw your boyfriend's wrapping paper that doesn't have a grid on the back
December 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
saw your boyfriend's wrapping paper that doesn't have a grid on the back
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Dare we dream @mutablejoe.bsky.social?
December 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Dare we dream @mutablejoe.bsky.social?
this bad boy rendered with over 8 polygons
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
this bad boy rendered with over 8 polygons
enjoying the odysseus trailer
𝗛𝘂𝗴𝗲 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰
ᵍᵃʳᵇˡᵉᵈ ⁿᵃʳʳᵃᵗᵒʳ: ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ˢᵉⁿˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵍᵃʳᵇˡᵉᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵈᵒⁿᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵃᵗ
𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴
ᵍᵃʳᵇˡᵉᵈ ⁿᵃʳʳᵃᵗᵒʳ: ᵇᵘᵗ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵒᵐᵉ, ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᶜˡᵃⁿᵍ
𝗛𝘂𝗴𝗲 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰
𝗛𝘂𝗴𝗲 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰
ᵍᵃʳᵇˡᵉᵈ ⁿᵃʳʳᵃᵗᵒʳ: ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ˢᵉⁿˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵍᵃʳᵇˡᵉᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵈᵒⁿᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵃᵗ
𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴
ᵍᵃʳᵇˡᵉᵈ ⁿᵃʳʳᵃᵗᵒʳ: ᵇᵘᵗ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵒᵐᵉ, ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᶜˡᵃⁿᵍ
𝗛𝘂𝗴𝗲 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰
December 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
enjoying the odysseus trailer
𝗛𝘂𝗴𝗲 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰
ᵍᵃʳᵇˡᵉᵈ ⁿᵃʳʳᵃᵗᵒʳ: ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ˢᵉⁿˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵍᵃʳᵇˡᵉᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵈᵒⁿᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵃᵗ
𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴
ᵍᵃʳᵇˡᵉᵈ ⁿᵃʳʳᵃᵗᵒʳ: ᵇᵘᵗ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵒᵐᵉ, ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᶜˡᵃⁿᵍ
𝗛𝘂𝗴𝗲 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰
𝗛𝘂𝗴𝗲 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰
ᵍᵃʳᵇˡᵉᵈ ⁿᵃʳʳᵃᵗᵒʳ: ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ˢᵉⁿˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵍᵃʳᵇˡᵉᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵈᵒⁿᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵃᵗ
𝗖𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴
ᵍᵃʳᵇˡᵉᵈ ⁿᵃʳʳᵃᵗᵒʳ: ᵇᵘᵗ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵒᵐᵉ, ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᶜˡᵃⁿᵍ
𝗛𝘂𝗴𝗲 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰
host: so what do you think plato, is it cake?
plato: truth exists in the realm of the forms, an abstract dimension of perfect concepts, in reality we have only the perception of imperfect copies
host: so cake or not cake
plato: cake
host: it is in fact not cake
plato: truth exists in the realm of the forms, an abstract dimension of perfect concepts, in reality we have only the perception of imperfect copies
host: so cake or not cake
plato: cake
host: it is in fact not cake
December 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
host: so what do you think plato, is it cake?
plato: truth exists in the realm of the forms, an abstract dimension of perfect concepts, in reality we have only the perception of imperfect copies
host: so cake or not cake
plato: cake
host: it is in fact not cake
plato: truth exists in the realm of the forms, an abstract dimension of perfect concepts, in reality we have only the perception of imperfect copies
host: so cake or not cake
plato: cake
host: it is in fact not cake
he's making a list
he's checking it twice
gonna find out who's naughty or nice
santa claus is trapped in the dichotomy of good and evil in liberal western morality
he's checking it twice
gonna find out who's naughty or nice
santa claus is trapped in the dichotomy of good and evil in liberal western morality
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
he's making a list
he's checking it twice
gonna find out who's naughty or nice
santa claus is trapped in the dichotomy of good and evil in liberal western morality
he's checking it twice
gonna find out who's naughty or nice
santa claus is trapped in the dichotomy of good and evil in liberal western morality
ghost of christmas past: we see a year ago trying to make a cheesecake, it was a failure
ghost of christmas present: this is you trying to make a cheesecake, it is a failure
ghost of christmas future: here we can see you trying to make a cheesecake
ghost of christmas present: this is you trying to make a cheesecake, it is a failure
ghost of christmas future: here we can see you trying to make a cheesecake
December 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
ghost of christmas past: we see a year ago trying to make a cheesecake, it was a failure
ghost of christmas present: this is you trying to make a cheesecake, it is a failure
ghost of christmas future: here we can see you trying to make a cheesecake
ghost of christmas present: this is you trying to make a cheesecake, it is a failure
ghost of christmas future: here we can see you trying to make a cheesecake
*trying to explain how good Santa is to a nine year old* he, like, totally sleighs
December 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
*trying to explain how good Santa is to a nine year old* he, like, totally sleighs
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Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended https://theonion.com/unconventional-director-sets-shakespeare-play-in-time-1819569151/
December 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended https://theonion.com/unconventional-director-sets-shakespeare-play-in-time-1819569151/
why I'm here
Absolutely nobody asked for this BUT
English Anglican cathedrals that have burned down, fallen over, and sank into the swamp: a thread.
English Anglican cathedrals that have burned down, fallen over, and sank into the swamp: a thread.
December 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
why I'm here
this absurd you can't even go to Manchester and ask for a cob they'll beat you up and cover you in barm cakes
I’m convinced that this map is reflecting reality perfectly.
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
this absurd you can't even go to Manchester and ask for a cob they'll beat you up and cover you in barm cakes
still laughing at this photo
whatever they were going for it's come out as Margaret Don't Tell Anyone But I've Sharted
whatever they were going for it's come out as Margaret Don't Tell Anyone But I've Sharted
December 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
still laughing at this photo
whatever they were going for it's come out as Margaret Don't Tell Anyone But I've Sharted
whatever they were going for it's come out as Margaret Don't Tell Anyone But I've Sharted
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a duck that does crimes
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a duck that does crimes
inside you there are two wolves, one who loves lamp and one who despairs of lamp
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
inside you there are two wolves, one who loves lamp and one who despairs of lamp
it was only a few years ago i realised filofax is short for "file of facts", how am i supposed to cope with AI
joke's on you. I have written most of my best opinions down in my filofax and then I look at them at night.
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
it was only a few years ago i realised filofax is short for "file of facts", how am i supposed to cope with AI
logged on to see what opinions are happening and I'm sad to report almost all of you are wrong about most things
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
logged on to see what opinions are happening and I'm sad to report almost all of you are wrong about most things
glad I'm not the agent who has to sell the white house after all this
President Donald Trump has added partisan and subjective plaques to a refashioned West Wing walkway he calls the Presidential Walk of Fame. The plaques include bombastic language, from “Sleepy Joe” Biden references to painting Republican icon Ronald Reagan as a fan of a young Trump.
Trump writes partisan plaques for predecessors in his newly installed Presidential Walk of Fame
President Donald Trump has added partisan and subjective plaques to a refashioned West Wing walkway he calls the Presidential Walk of Fame.
bit.ly
December 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
glad I'm not the agent who has to sell the white house after all this
in your boyfriend's car with his little smelly tree
December 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
in your boyfriend's car with his little smelly tree
they should rewrite shaun of the dead so simon pegg wears a fluffy ball and he is sick on a strict prostitute and they turn into cannibals who eat their parents and then it could be a romzompompomvomdommomnomnomcom
December 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
they should rewrite shaun of the dead so simon pegg wears a fluffy ball and he is sick on a strict prostitute and they turn into cannibals who eat their parents and then it could be a romzompompomvomdommomnomnomcom
listening to tool, i've gone to the tool zone where i nod my head to the music incredibly badly
December 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
listening to tool, i've gone to the tool zone where i nod my head to the music incredibly badly
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I heard there was a secret meat
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja
...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja
...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I heard there was a secret meat
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja
...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja
...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
wikipedia says ~60% of the US population is white, are we measuring white in different ways
White men are 30% of the US population but are 80% of show runners according to this article.
I fear that if white men ever got to parity in influential jobs in media & politics & banking instead of having a super majority they would drop nukes on this country.
I fear that if white men ever got to parity in influential jobs in media & politics & banking instead of having a super majority they would drop nukes on this country.
Is this why TV is so bad rn
December 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
wikipedia says ~60% of the US population is white, are we measuring white in different ways
trump is like a guy doing an impression of himself but he's done it so long he's forgotten it's an impression and he's transformed into his own caricature
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
trump is like a guy doing an impression of himself but he's done it so long he's forgotten it's an impression and he's transformed into his own caricature
quietly waiting in the corner of the kitchen so I can rearrange the dishwasher after your boyfriend fills it
December 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
quietly waiting in the corner of the kitchen so I can rearrange the dishwasher after your boyfriend fills it