Mutable Joe
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this is a low flying panic attack
wait, what about the nannies
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
wait, what about the nannies
Whereʼs the cue ball going??!??!?? To heaven because it has died
Bloody hell just seen this "tribute" to John Virgo on Facebook. Possibly the worst thing I've ever seen.
And will this snooker ball be the new Paddington? (Or penguin, I can't keep up).
And will this snooker ball be the new Paddington? (Or penguin, I can't keep up).
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Whereʼs the cue ball going??!??!?? To heaven because it has died
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Ah, 9 February. The 358th anniversary of Samuel Pepys reading a dirty book, and explaining to his diary that it’s all right for a gentleman to read something like that, but not for, you know, those common people with their filthy minds 🧵
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Ah, 9 February. The 358th anniversary of Samuel Pepys reading a dirty book, and explaining to his diary that it’s all right for a gentleman to read something like that, but not for, you know, those common people with their filthy minds 🧵
Love these headlines
BREAKING: Keir Starmer is not resigning and will be 'concentrating on the job in hand', Downing Street has said
His mood this morning has been described as 'upbeat' and 'confident'
His mood this morning has been described as 'upbeat' and 'confident'
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Love these headlines
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pls enjoy a picture of me on my 3rd birthday with the awesome Van Halen guitar cake my mum made
February 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
pls enjoy a picture of me on my 3rd birthday with the awesome Van Halen guitar cake my mum made
[watching curling]
after 1 min: ugh this is dull
10 min: spin on that stone is off
30 mins: three in the house means nothing if your centre guard is ripe for a pick and roll
1 hour: SWEEP BITCH SWEEP
after 1 min: ugh this is dull
10 min: spin on that stone is off
30 mins: three in the house means nothing if your centre guard is ripe for a pick and roll
1 hour: SWEEP BITCH SWEEP
February 7, 2026 at 2:51 PM
[watching curling]
after 1 min: ugh this is dull
10 min: spin on that stone is off
30 mins: three in the house means nothing if your centre guard is ripe for a pick and roll
1 hour: SWEEP BITCH SWEEP
after 1 min: ugh this is dull
10 min: spin on that stone is off
30 mins: three in the house means nothing if your centre guard is ripe for a pick and roll
1 hour: SWEEP BITCH SWEEP
love a bit of curling
February 7, 2026 at 2:46 PM
love a bit of curling
gently pulling your trousers up at the knees before sitting
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 3:28 PM
gently pulling your trousers up at the knees before sitting
amazing how mandleson kept getting new jobs, he is the infinitely recurring mandlebrot
February 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
amazing how mandleson kept getting new jobs, he is the infinitely recurring mandlebrot
some genius somewhere had a web page that loaded slowly so they put a little spinny wheel on top and we all just agreed yes, this is entertaining, let the web page load slowly
February 4, 2026 at 5:16 PM
some genius somewhere had a web page that loaded slowly so they put a little spinny wheel on top and we all just agreed yes, this is entertaining, let the web page load slowly
in stranger things if you have spent a period in the upside down can you deduct that time from gross income
February 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
in stranger things if you have spent a period in the upside down can you deduct that time from gross income
got a cold which is not weird, but, and bear with me, all the snot is in one nostril, yeah that's right things got interesting
February 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
got a cold which is not weird, but, and bear with me, all the snot is in one nostril, yeah that's right things got interesting
"mandelson" is an interesting word, it derives from the medieval "mandelsoner" which describes a long pole sailors would use to remove rotting seaweed from whale anuses
February 4, 2026 at 2:19 PM
"mandelson" is an interesting word, it derives from the medieval "mandelsoner" which describes a long pole sailors would use to remove rotting seaweed from whale anuses
mark bolan sounds so cool and sexy but getting it on then banging a gong then getting it on again is a strange way to make love
February 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
mark bolan sounds so cool and sexy but getting it on then banging a gong then getting it on again is a strange way to make love
working from home and there's a dog across the street that won't stop yapping and I suppose what I'm doing here is looking in advance for permission to kill a dog
February 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
working from home and there's a dog across the street that won't stop yapping and I suppose what I'm doing here is looking in advance for permission to kill a dog
it's like the reading festival for people who can't read
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 9:11 PM
it's like the reading festival for people who can't read
in Elon Musk's defence all the people who painted jesus as white also painted helen of troy as white
February 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
in Elon Musk's defence all the people who painted jesus as white also painted helen of troy as white
trying to take epstein seriously as a james bond villain but the spelling in his emails is ruining it, he's like goldfinger except clumsyfinger
February 2, 2026 at 5:46 PM
trying to take epstein seriously as a james bond villain but the spelling in his emails is ruining it, he's like goldfinger except clumsyfinger
weird how trump hasn't responded to the epstein stuff, maybe he only replies to emails
February 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
weird how trump hasn't responded to the epstein stuff, maybe he only replies to emails
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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MY THERAPIST: Toast with the face of David Frost isn't real, it can't hurt you
TOAST WITH THE FACE OF DAVID FROST:
TOAST WITH THE FACE OF DAVID FROST:
From w/c 28 January 1983 - Rise and Shine with Breakfast TV and the TV Times as TV-am was about to be launched.
#80s
#80s
January 28, 2026 at 8:58 PM
MY THERAPIST: Toast with the face of David Frost isn't real, it can't hurt you
TOAST WITH THE FACE OF DAVID FROST:
TOAST WITH THE FACE OF DAVID FROST:
people say coldplay songs aren't about anything but fix you is about owning a fiat
January 28, 2026 at 11:04 PM
people say coldplay songs aren't about anything but fix you is about owning a fiat
we call our cat Harold Pinter because of his long paws!!! also he had an affair with Joan Bakewell
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
we call our cat Harold Pinter because of his long paws!!! also he had an affair with Joan Bakewell
we're always worried about new technology ruining things but the main tool for defeating ICE has been recording videos on a camera phone
January 26, 2026 at 8:57 PM
we're always worried about new technology ruining things but the main tool for defeating ICE has been recording videos on a camera phone