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Wardy™
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Revered globally by world leaders and citizens alike.
Don't mind a draw at Birmingham. Only lost one in six. Despite Stoke's treatment room looking like a WWI hospital.
January 24, 2026 at 4:55 PM
January 24, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Well chuffed for Rachel and Stephen. Thought they were great. #thetraitors
January 24, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Just going to turn this entire account into a Last of The Summer Wine episode bot.
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Now blocked for not putting up with being subbtweeted over music trivia? People are fucking touchy aren't they?
January 24, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Very jealous of my 20 years younger self as he had no fucking idea who He was.
Imagine having a conversation with yourself 20 years younger and explaining how Posh Spice is no 1 in charts, 'he' is president and people are afraid to make decisions without consulting the robot in their phone.
January 24, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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Yessss
January 24, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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normal dog, switzerland, 15th century
January 24, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Imagine sub-tweeting about someone pointing out that someone else was incorrect on some music trivia.
January 24, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Been blocked for mocking The Frog Chorus.
January 24, 2026 at 12:05 AM
What the absolute fuck... Penguins don't li-ah fuck it. Doesn't matter does it? Nothing matters.
He's finally done it. He's posted something that will make my three year old daughter more angry than me.
January 23, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Pearl has confiscated Howard's bicycle, so Wesley builds him a new "secret" one.
January 23, 2026 at 9:28 PM
There's a big fete at Dream Acres, But why is a tramp so interested in one of the donkeys?
January 23, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Absolutely ignited Bsky this
Time for a brand new game, Picking an episode of Last of the Summer Wine at random and telling you the brief synopsis!

Anyone, give me a number between 1 and 295.
January 23, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Compo, Clegg and Truly run into a tired, gloomy old school chum, Coggy Duckworth.
January 23, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Seymour misses the good old days, and decides to promote the old tradition of bicycling ice-cream men.
January 23, 2026 at 5:21 PM
In the conclusion to the two-parter, the trio get kicked out of a church after Compo's ferrets get loose
Can I have 18 please?
January 23, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Compo finds out that Nora likes a man in horse-riding gear. When Nora wants to see Compo on a horse, Foggy settles on a plan involving Smiler and a pair of coconuts
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Arctic Monkeys' first album is 20 years old today.

Sunrise sunset.

Being 20 in Sheffield at this time was quite fucking brilliant.
January 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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Time for a brand new game, Picking an episode of Last of the Summer Wine at random and telling you the brief synopsis!

Anyone, give me a number between 1 and 295.
January 23, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Time for a brand new game, Picking an episode of Last of the Summer Wine at random and telling you the brief synopsis!

Anyone, give me a number between 1 and 295.
January 23, 2026 at 11:14 AM
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I've read some bollocks-laden pitches from production companies in my time, but 'Alan, at 50, is approaching a difficult reckoning in his life: does he want to buy a castle or not?' is top tier. Astonishing.
January 22, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Goldfinger is on. This guy, Richard Vernon, is 39 YEARS OLD HERE.

39!

HE'S THIRTY NINE.
January 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Any Boro fans I can goad?
January 21, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 7:54 PM