Wardy™
@tdward.bsky.social
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Don't mind a draw at Birmingham. Only lost one in six. Despite Stoke's treatment room looking like a WWI hospital.
January 24, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Don't mind a draw at Birmingham. Only lost one in six. Despite Stoke's treatment room looking like a WWI hospital.
Well chuffed for Rachel and Stephen. Thought they were great. #thetraitors
January 24, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Well chuffed for Rachel and Stephen. Thought they were great. #thetraitors
Just going to turn this entire account into a Last of The Summer Wine episode bot.
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Just going to turn this entire account into a Last of The Summer Wine episode bot.
Now blocked for not putting up with being subbtweeted over music trivia? People are fucking touchy aren't they?
January 24, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Now blocked for not putting up with being subbtweeted over music trivia? People are fucking touchy aren't they?
Very jealous of my 20 years younger self as he had no fucking idea who He was.
Imagine having a conversation with yourself 20 years younger and explaining how Posh Spice is no 1 in charts, 'he' is president and people are afraid to make decisions without consulting the robot in their phone.
January 24, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Very jealous of my 20 years younger self as he had no fucking idea who He was.
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Yessss
January 24, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Yessss
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normal dog, switzerland, 15th century
January 24, 2026 at 12:04 AM
normal dog, switzerland, 15th century
Imagine sub-tweeting about someone pointing out that someone else was incorrect on some music trivia.
January 24, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Imagine sub-tweeting about someone pointing out that someone else was incorrect on some music trivia.
Been blocked for mocking The Frog Chorus.
January 24, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Been blocked for mocking The Frog Chorus.
What the absolute fuck... Penguins don't li-ah fuck it. Doesn't matter does it? Nothing matters.
He's finally done it. He's posted something that will make my three year old daughter more angry than me.
January 23, 2026 at 11:57 PM
What the absolute fuck... Penguins don't li-ah fuck it. Doesn't matter does it? Nothing matters.
Pearl has confiscated Howard's bicycle, so Wesley builds him a new "secret" one.
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January 23, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Pearl has confiscated Howard's bicycle, so Wesley builds him a new "secret" one.
There's a big fete at Dream Acres, But why is a tramp so interested in one of the donkeys?
76 please
January 23, 2026 at 7:00 PM
There's a big fete at Dream Acres, But why is a tramp so interested in one of the donkeys?
Absolutely ignited Bsky this
Time for a brand new game, Picking an episode of Last of the Summer Wine at random and telling you the brief synopsis!
Anyone, give me a number between 1 and 295.
Anyone, give me a number between 1 and 295.
January 23, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Absolutely ignited Bsky this
Compo, Clegg and Truly run into a tired, gloomy old school chum, Coggy Duckworth.
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January 23, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Compo, Clegg and Truly run into a tired, gloomy old school chum, Coggy Duckworth.
Seymour misses the good old days, and decides to promote the old tradition of bicycling ice-cream men.
69 would be nice.
January 23, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Seymour misses the good old days, and decides to promote the old tradition of bicycling ice-cream men.
In the conclusion to the two-parter, the trio get kicked out of a church after Compo's ferrets get loose
Can I have 18 please?
January 23, 2026 at 5:14 PM
In the conclusion to the two-parter, the trio get kicked out of a church after Compo's ferrets get loose
Compo finds out that Nora likes a man in horse-riding gear. When Nora wants to see Compo on a horse, Foggy settles on a plan involving Smiler and a pair of coconuts
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January 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Compo finds out that Nora likes a man in horse-riding gear. When Nora wants to see Compo on a horse, Foggy settles on a plan involving Smiler and a pair of coconuts
Arctic Monkeys' first album is 20 years old today.
Sunrise sunset.
Being 20 in Sheffield at this time was quite fucking brilliant.
Sunrise sunset.
Being 20 in Sheffield at this time was quite fucking brilliant.
January 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Arctic Monkeys' first album is 20 years old today.
Sunrise sunset.
Being 20 in Sheffield at this time was quite fucking brilliant.
Sunrise sunset.
Being 20 in Sheffield at this time was quite fucking brilliant.
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Time for a brand new game, Picking an episode of Last of the Summer Wine at random and telling you the brief synopsis!
Anyone, give me a number between 1 and 295.
Anyone, give me a number between 1 and 295.
January 23, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Time for a brand new game, Picking an episode of Last of the Summer Wine at random and telling you the brief synopsis!
Anyone, give me a number between 1 and 295.
Anyone, give me a number between 1 and 295.
Time for a brand new game, Picking an episode of Last of the Summer Wine at random and telling you the brief synopsis!
Anyone, give me a number between 1 and 295.
Anyone, give me a number between 1 and 295.
January 23, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Time for a brand new game, Picking an episode of Last of the Summer Wine at random and telling you the brief synopsis!
Anyone, give me a number between 1 and 295.
Anyone, give me a number between 1 and 295.
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I've read some bollocks-laden pitches from production companies in my time, but 'Alan, at 50, is approaching a difficult reckoning in his life: does he want to buy a castle or not?' is top tier. Astonishing.
Alan Carr, chateau man
Alan Carr, chateau man
Comedian to buy his own Scottish castle in new TV series
dlvr.it
January 22, 2026 at 10:18 AM
I've read some bollocks-laden pitches from production companies in my time, but 'Alan, at 50, is approaching a difficult reckoning in his life: does he want to buy a castle or not?' is top tier. Astonishing.
Goldfinger is on. This guy, Richard Vernon, is 39 YEARS OLD HERE.
39!
HE'S THIRTY NINE.
39!
HE'S THIRTY NINE.
January 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Goldfinger is on. This guy, Richard Vernon, is 39 YEARS OLD HERE.
39!
HE'S THIRTY NINE.
39!
HE'S THIRTY NINE.
Any Boro fans I can goad?
January 21, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Any Boro fans I can goad?
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