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what you don’t understand is this is merely a cover for the real plan: getting big luce in number 10
January 24, 2026 at 6:22 PM
what you don’t understand is this is merely a cover for the real plan: getting big luce in number 10
ED MILIBAND OUTTA NOWHERE
I see a lot of people debating the funniest outcome and to be clear the answer is:
1) They let Burnham run.
2) He wins it.
3) They lose the mayoral by-election.
4) This forces a leadership election.
5) Andy doesn't win it.
1) They let Burnham run.
2) He wins it.
3) They lose the mayoral by-election.
4) This forces a leadership election.
5) Andy doesn't win it.
January 24, 2026 at 5:42 PM
ED MILIBAND OUTTA NOWHERE
it is time to make marina hyde really fucking mad
January 24, 2026 at 5:33 PM
it is time to make marina hyde really fucking mad
2014 uk lolitics tumblr’s plans are measured in centuries
January 24, 2026 at 5:23 PM
2014 uk lolitics tumblr’s plans are measured in centuries
🎵 he’s andy burnham
he’s a good northern lad
he’s andy burnham
his eyes are big and sad 🎵
he’s a good northern lad
he’s andy burnham
his eyes are big and sad 🎵
January 24, 2026 at 5:20 PM
🎵 he’s andy burnham
he’s a good northern lad
he’s andy burnham
his eyes are big and sad 🎵
he’s a good northern lad
he’s andy burnham
his eyes are big and sad 🎵
celebratory pub lunch
January 23, 2026 at 1:36 PM
celebratory pub lunch
officially gave notice to marry so now it’s only just over four months to go until the world’s most annoying couple is fused together like a megazord
January 23, 2026 at 12:00 PM
officially gave notice to marry so now it’s only just over four months to go until the world’s most annoying couple is fused together like a megazord
every now and again i am reminded that there are people, presumably those with no inner monologue and who can barely rotate an apple in their mind, who use threads
January 23, 2026 at 11:39 AM
every now and again i am reminded that there are people, presumably those with no inner monologue and who can barely rotate an apple in their mind, who use threads
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two different approaches to drawing asuka
January 20, 2026 at 7:21 PM
two different approaches to drawing asuka
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Marcille and Falin
January 20, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Marcille and Falin
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[slipping my bait hook into the pool] the madoka movie was delayed again because madoka fans deserve to suffer 😌
January 23, 2026 at 8:03 AM
[slipping my bait hook into the pool] the madoka movie was delayed again because madoka fans deserve to suffer 😌
had a long day at the conference today and jack was kind enough to run me a bath when i got home with a candle and lavender bath salts and cider in a champagne flute (hey don’t judge me) 🥰 he was truly born to be a wifeguy
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
had a long day at the conference today and jack was kind enough to run me a bath when i got home with a candle and lavender bath salts and cider in a champagne flute (hey don’t judge me) 🥰 he was truly born to be a wifeguy
interview the labour leadership candidates on their opinions on the most important issue of the day: the new oshi no ko opening. genius or tryhard? YOU decide
January 22, 2026 at 3:57 PM
interview the labour leadership candidates on their opinions on the most important issue of the day: the new oshi no ko opening. genius or tryhard? YOU decide
andy burnham was right to choose chips and gravy as his favourite biscuit. because biscuits suck. only he had the courage to reject the premise
January 22, 2026 at 12:03 PM
andy burnham was right to choose chips and gravy as his favourite biscuit. because biscuits suck. only he had the courage to reject the premise
my fruity little scarf will save the day
January 22, 2026 at 11:29 AM
my fruity little scarf will save the day
andy b maybe standing…go forth my himbo son…let’s make it a triple (of stepping on a rake and hitting your leadership campaign in the face)
January 22, 2026 at 11:20 AM
andy b maybe standing…go forth my himbo son…let’s make it a triple (of stepping on a rake and hitting your leadership campaign in the face)
bits that live permanently in my head: the fast show’s ‘inflaytion’
January 22, 2026 at 8:50 AM
bits that live permanently in my head: the fast show’s ‘inflaytion’
american leftists when they face the mildest criticism about their country: uuuu be kiiiind we didn’t vote for hiiiim but also USA USA USA at least we’re not YOUR shit country
same chauvinism different flavour lol
same chauvinism different flavour lol
January 22, 2026 at 8:46 AM
american leftists when they face the mildest criticism about their country: uuuu be kiiiind we didn’t vote for hiiiim but also USA USA USA at least we’re not YOUR shit country
same chauvinism different flavour lol
same chauvinism different flavour lol
going to a conference today and they’ve updated their app from last year inexplicably to remove speakers from event listings. imagine if that happened with a party conference app. thinking you’re off to an invigorating discussion about the nhs and being jumpscared by alan milburn
January 22, 2026 at 8:44 AM
going to a conference today and they’ve updated their app from last year inexplicably to remove speakers from event listings. imagine if that happened with a party conference app. thinking you’re off to an invigorating discussion about the nhs and being jumpscared by alan milburn
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currently begging jack that we visit a so-called ‘squirrel trail’ in japan which is an improvement over that zoo’s previous inhabitant, a depressed 69 year old elephant who crushed two people to death
January 21, 2026 at 8:43 PM
currently begging jack that we visit a so-called ‘squirrel trail’ in japan which is an improvement over that zoo’s previous inhabitant, a depressed 69 year old elephant who crushed two people to death