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perhaps the reason glasman has so much influence in the labour party is because he provides free and numerous ntr fantasies about his wife
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
perhaps the reason glasman has so much influence in the labour party is because he provides free and numerous ntr fantasies about his wife
JACK FINALLY PUT THE HEATING ON
a girl in a pink dress is holding pom poms in her hands .
ALT: a girl in a pink dress is holding pom poms in her hands .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
JACK FINALLY PUT THE HEATING ON
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Revisited these divas for the #peachtober prompt “paper” 📝
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Revisited these divas for the #peachtober prompt “paper” 📝
look at my mahoosive hair
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
look at my mahoosive hair
“starmer is like late wilson” yay now start smashing up your office looking for bugs drinking a bottle of brandy every day and doing yaoi with morgan mcsweeney
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“starmer is like late wilson” yay now start smashing up your office looking for bugs drinking a bottle of brandy every day and doing yaoi with morgan mcsweeney
had my hair and makeup trial for the wedding today and took all the pins out and now i’m just stuck with worryingly large hair
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
had my hair and makeup trial for the wedding today and took all the pins out and now i’m just stuck with worryingly large hair
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my parents’ garden is kinda crazy
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
my parents’ garden is kinda crazy
i must be too hormonal because i started crying at this
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
i must be too hormonal because i started crying at this
made this tonight and enjoy how most of the comments say “i’m going to make this but without the marmite :)”. weak. weak. weak. www.theguardian.com/food/2025/no...
Jimi Famurewa’s recipe for Marmite and leek homity pie
A vegetarian classic that’s a bit like a bubbling, rustic, cheesy quiche
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
made this tonight and enjoy how most of the comments say “i’m going to make this but without the marmite :)”. weak. weak. weak. www.theguardian.com/food/2025/no...
this is just like the thicc of it [voluptuous malcolm tucker gyrates menacingly towards you]
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
this is just like the thicc of it [voluptuous malcolm tucker gyrates menacingly towards you]
america cannot take professional nonce bashing away from us! that’s OUR national sport!
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
america cannot take professional nonce bashing away from us! that’s OUR national sport!
me when my energy secretary is an umamusume
fuck it run ed lol
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
me when my energy secretary is an umamusume
my ai-generated pupil attendance target is telling me your child’s unauthorised absence was due to them destroying a bridge with a large boulder
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
my ai-generated pupil attendance target is telling me your child’s unauthorised absence was due to them destroying a bridge with a large boulder
quick time to post this old chestnut again while the labour party is tearing itself apart for the 53rd time
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
quick time to post this old chestnut again while the labour party is tearing itself apart for the 53rd time
wonderful precure getting an ukrainian version oh it’s over for you putin.
November 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
wonderful precure getting an ukrainian version oh it’s over for you putin.
i mostly use twxtter to make threads nobody gaf about but people seem more receptive to my magical girl discourse over here so
![[in response to a tweet about a recent controversial magical girl video essay that says "Rimbuk's critique itself is overly reliant on her own politics, ignoring the historical or cultural context of some older magical girl series, applying modern political standards that weren't relevant at the time of their creation"]
no shade to op who has spoken out against the misogynist backlash but while the essay may be shallow and intellectually moribund to call any criticism modern political standards is incorrect. visual pleasure and narrative cinema came out in 1975, only 2 years after cutie honey!
i’m a 90s sailor moon fan but there’s a direct line to it and the dozens of panty shots the staff added (not that naoko takeuchi didn’t enjoy drawing a tit) from the 70s sex comedy cutie honey, which tells you exactly what it is on the tin (anime benny hill with a sword)
the problem is the essay’s hook: criticising commodification in a genre CREATED to sell plastic tat to little girls. these shows can have progressive writing IN them 👇, but as a fellow media grad i’ll put it in #adornocore terms: don’t expect revolution from the culture industry
[pictures: haruka and michiru from sailor moon (gazing into each other's eyes gayly), utena and anthy from revolutionary girl utena (utena showing off jewellery and being reflected in anthy's glasses), ahiru and rue from princess tutu (doing ballet in white and black outfits), nodoka from healin' good precure (saying "This is what I want.")]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vnxbkdhvzcwyqehpjt4bteg/bafkreihf33qlhkhrxqxhmlo5yn5j3c552hcf6m5v5z66mc6fi66rcd2qfu@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
i mostly use twxtter to make threads nobody gaf about but people seem more receptive to my magical girl discourse over here so
our political party’s new youth wing will be the most sleek and efficient ever. children will want to kill themselves faster than ever before
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
our political party’s new youth wing will be the most sleek and efficient ever. children will want to kill themselves faster than ever before
every day the labour staffer who is addicted to x dot com and the labour staffer who has a bsky get in a fight. unfortunately the labour staffer who has a bsky is constantly getting the shit beaten out of him. not sure how to get around this other than them sloppy angry kissing
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 AM
every day the labour staffer who is addicted to x dot com and the labour staffer who has a bsky get in a fight. unfortunately the labour staffer who has a bsky is constantly getting the shit beaten out of him. not sure how to get around this other than them sloppy angry kissing
goodnight and in response to the recent discourse about the subject if you want to know more about the magical girl genre then i highly recommend this ongoing series of blog posts that goes into much more detail than “wow! cutie honey has a boob in it!” ehoba.hatenablog.com/entry/2024/0...
History of Magical Girls 1: 1960s-1970s - Manga/Anime Memorandum
Introduction When your hear "magical girl," what kind of character do you imagine? Maybe some people imagine female warriors in flashy costumes. However, magical girl anime and manga were not always l...
ehoba.hatenablog.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
goodnight and in response to the recent discourse about the subject if you want to know more about the magical girl genre then i highly recommend this ongoing series of blog posts that goes into much more detail than “wow! cutie honey has a boob in it!” ehoba.hatenablog.com/entry/2024/0...
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