I can't hear the opening of Gonna Make You Sweat without saying out loud "Dad why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?"
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I can't hear the opening of Gonna Make You Sweat without saying out loud "Dad why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?"
Last day of my 30s lads.
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Last day of my 30s lads.
Feels odd that there's a Lidl Christmas advert with a Beach Boys song. The one band purely associated with summer.
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Feels odd that there's a Lidl Christmas advert with a Beach Boys song. The one band purely associated with summer.
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
Jurassic Park but Hitlers.
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Jurassic Park but Hitlers.
Send this to your uncle who complains on Facebook that some road repairs are taking a while and that in China they'd be done over a weekend.
Newly opened 758-metre bridge in China collapses
Newly opened 758-metre bridge in China collapses
A newly opened bridge has partially collapsed in China.
news.sky.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Send this to your uncle who complains on Facebook that some road repairs are taking a while and that in China they'd be done over a weekend.
The ticker on the BBC News coverage just says "Shove your $1bn up your bollocks"?
BBC has an excellent live text page on the emerging Trump/Epstein revelations.
New Epstein emails that mention Trump released by House Democrats - live updates
One newly-released email is between convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and his associate Ghislaine Maxwell.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The ticker on the BBC News coverage just says "Shove your $1bn up your bollocks"?
Yeah no shit
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Yeah no shit
Any dream interpreters? What does it mean to dream you're an adolescent in world war II and your dad is Andrew Lincoln, and you go to a speech someone who turns out to be a Germany spy, and there's then a whole line of German soldier waving white handkerchiefs around, and it's raining. And...
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Any dream interpreters? What does it mean to dream you're an adolescent in world war II and your dad is Andrew Lincoln, and you go to a speech someone who turns out to be a Germany spy, and there's then a whole line of German soldier waving white handkerchiefs around, and it's raining. And...
Wensleydale is already the worst cheese going and Tesco have somehow made it worse.
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Wensleydale is already the worst cheese going and Tesco have somehow made it worse.
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HIGNFY shared a YT clip on Friday's edition and it's easily the most that show has made me laugh in decades - I was roaring and covered in tears on the third rewatch 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
HIGNFY shared a YT clip on Friday's edition and it's easily the most that show has made me laugh in decades - I was roaring and covered in tears on the third rewatch 🤣
Just, you know, ignore it. No one mentions that Bond was involved in an actual laser battle on a fucking space station.
Just make a Bond film. Don't mention that he died. Who cares.
Just make a Bond film. Don't mention that he died. Who cares.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Just, you know, ignore it. No one mentions that Bond was involved in an actual laser battle on a fucking space station.
Just make a Bond film. Don't mention that he died. Who cares.
Just make a Bond film. Don't mention that he died. Who cares.
"This year's I'm a Celebrity lineup has been ann-"
Oh for fuck sake, why is it still on? Who watches that shit? Absolute garbage.
"..including Kelly Brook"
I mean, sure I might give this series a go.
Oh for fuck sake, why is it still on? Who watches that shit? Absolute garbage.
"..including Kelly Brook"
I mean, sure I might give this series a go.
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"This year's I'm a Celebrity lineup has been ann-"
Oh for fuck sake, why is it still on? Who watches that shit? Absolute garbage.
"..including Kelly Brook"
I mean, sure I might give this series a go.
Oh for fuck sake, why is it still on? Who watches that shit? Absolute garbage.
"..including Kelly Brook"
I mean, sure I might give this series a go.
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Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)
Your regular reminder that Timothy Dalton was fucking excellent as Bond
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Your regular reminder that Timothy Dalton was fucking excellent as Bond
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It blows my mind that there are real people who see a post like this and actually believe the whole “Christmas is being cancelled by Muslims” BS 🙄
Let’s have a quick look at what’s happening to Sheffield so you can put your Express reading uncle’s mind at ease!😆
1/15
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Let’s have a quick look at what’s happening to Sheffield so you can put your Express reading uncle’s mind at ease!😆
1/15
🧵
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It blows my mind that there are real people who see a post like this and actually believe the whole “Christmas is being cancelled by Muslims” BS 🙄
Let’s have a quick look at what’s happening to Sheffield so you can put your Express reading uncle’s mind at ease!😆
1/15
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Let’s have a quick look at what’s happening to Sheffield so you can put your Express reading uncle’s mind at ease!😆
1/15
🧵
Fucking fly on vibes. Aim towards the country you're heading to and see what happens.
BREAKING FOX NEWS: Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy goes on the record: "Pilots need to stop depending on air traffic controllers. They need to suck it up and go with their gut feelings."
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Fucking fly on vibes. Aim towards the country you're heading to and see what happens.
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
Baby When You're Gone by Bryan Adams & Mel C is 27 years old in January.
Hahahahahaha fuuuuuuuuuck
Hahahahahaha fuuuuuuuuuck
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Baby When You're Gone by Bryan Adams & Mel C is 27 years old in January.
Hahahahahaha fuuuuuuuuuck
Hahahahahaha fuuuuuuuuuck
My type? Mel C during the TOTP performance of Spice Up Your Life in December 1997.
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
My type? Mel C during the TOTP performance of Spice Up Your Life in December 1997.
I pressed 'Not interested' so hard I cracked my phone screen.
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I pressed 'Not interested' so hard I cracked my phone screen.
