Joe 🏳️🌈 🏴🇮🇪☘️
@jmcl1980.bsky.social
Gay 45 year old world renowned breast model. My hubby is @tsmcl.bsky.social I’m from Ireland originally but living in Scotland now. Hoping to make some new pals on here. Say hi x
There will be NSFW stuff. So have your filters on dears.
There will be NSFW stuff. So have your filters on dears.
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I haven't forgotten about messy #FCF either.
Still feeling a bit 'meh' but off to the barbers this morning for a bit of pampering x
Still feeling a bit 'meh' but off to the barbers this morning for a bit of pampering x
Not the kitten heels 😂😂😂😂
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Not the kitten heels 😂😂😂😂
Right let's give this Bad Bunny chap a go.
February 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Right let's give this Bad Bunny chap a go.
Remember that song from the 90s "runaway train" and it had that video with all the pictures of the missing weans??
I wonder if they ever found any.
Fuck knows what's brought that into my brain today but here we are.
I wonder if they ever found any.
Fuck knows what's brought that into my brain today but here we are.
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Remember that song from the 90s "runaway train" and it had that video with all the pictures of the missing weans??
I wonder if they ever found any.
Fuck knows what's brought that into my brain today but here we are.
I wonder if they ever found any.
Fuck knows what's brought that into my brain today but here we are.
Marlene with the shaaaaaaaade
😂😂😂😂😂😂💅💅💅💅💅
😂😂😂😂😂😂💅💅💅💅💅
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Marlene with the shaaaaaaaade
😂😂😂😂😂😂💅💅💅💅💅
😂😂😂😂😂😂💅💅💅💅💅
Ugh tea without sugar is just wrong.
February 9, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Ugh tea without sugar is just wrong.
February 9, 2026 at 9:24 AM
🥺🥺🥺 she came over and sat on me cause she could see I was upset about the scales thing and now she's purring like an engine 😂
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 AM
🥺🥺🥺 she came over and sat on me cause she could see I was upset about the scales thing and now she's purring like an engine 😂
Ugh... I demand a recount.
(I did it 6 times to be sure on 3 different scales 😂)
(I did it 6 times to be sure on 3 different scales 😂)
February 9, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Ugh... I demand a recount.
(I did it 6 times to be sure on 3 different scales 😂)
(I did it 6 times to be sure on 3 different scales 😂)
I've got Ollie addicted to watching the real housewives. He doesn't like Beverly hills but loves Potomac 😂
😍😍😍
😍😍😍
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I've got Ollie addicted to watching the real housewives. He doesn't like Beverly hills but loves Potomac 😂
😍😍😍
😍😍😍
The NFL asked me to do the super bowl half time show but I just said darlings I simply can't. You're just not ready for that much star power.
Plus I saw what you did to the lovely Janet over nipple gate and that's half my act so 🤷♂️
Plus I saw what you did to the lovely Janet over nipple gate and that's half my act so 🤷♂️
February 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
The NFL asked me to do the super bowl half time show but I just said darlings I simply can't. You're just not ready for that much star power.
Plus I saw what you did to the lovely Janet over nipple gate and that's half my act so 🤷♂️
Plus I saw what you did to the lovely Janet over nipple gate and that's half my act so 🤷♂️
Not the busted open pussy 😂😂😂
February 8, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Not the busted open pussy 😂😂😂
If you're near the area please help x
This is a long shot but we’re desperate. One of the puppies is desperately sick and this might be the the only thing that can help. Is anyone who follows me within a few hours of West Norfolk and able to help? All local vets are out of this medication. Info below. It’s likely his last chance
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
If you're near the area please help x
Releaaaaaaaase me
Releaaasssssse my fanny
Fucks sake Agnes there's children listening to this filth 🙄
Releaaasssssse my fanny
Fucks sake Agnes there's children listening to this filth 🙄
February 8, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Releaaaaaaaase me
Releaaasssssse my fanny
Fucks sake Agnes there's children listening to this filth 🙄
Releaaasssssse my fanny
Fucks sake Agnes there's children listening to this filth 🙄
The scream I scrumpt 😂😂😂😂
February 8, 2026 at 1:45 PM
The scream I scrumpt 😂😂😂😂
You just can't be in a bad mood when this comes on.
Have to say really loving YouTube Music. The algorithm just gets it.
Have to say really loving YouTube Music. The algorithm just gets it.
February 8, 2026 at 10:28 AM
You just can't be in a bad mood when this comes on.
Have to say really loving YouTube Music. The algorithm just gets it.
Have to say really loving YouTube Music. The algorithm just gets it.
Oh.... She's definitely going to hell 😂😂😂😂😂
I wasn't aware of this condition before I'd seen the video. They clearly have a great relationship though 🥰
I wasn't aware of this condition before I'd seen the video. They clearly have a great relationship though 🥰
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Oh.... She's definitely going to hell 😂😂😂😂😂
I wasn't aware of this condition before I'd seen the video. They clearly have a great relationship though 🥰
I wasn't aware of this condition before I'd seen the video. They clearly have a great relationship though 🥰
So I may be a little obsessed with this album.
It's like Neil Young & Joni Mitchell had a gay Scottish baby.
It's like Neil Young & Joni Mitchell had a gay Scottish baby.
February 8, 2026 at 9:03 AM
So I may be a little obsessed with this album.
It's like Neil Young & Joni Mitchell had a gay Scottish baby.
It's like Neil Young & Joni Mitchell had a gay Scottish baby.
I genuinely did not know this 🤔
February 8, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I genuinely did not know this 🤔
I curled one out this morning but the BBC didn't think it was worthwhile sending a camera crew round to cover it 🙄
#WinterOlympics2026
#WinterOlympics2026
February 8, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I curled one out this morning but the BBC didn't think it was worthwhile sending a camera crew round to cover it 🙄
#WinterOlympics2026
#WinterOlympics2026
This has been in my head all day so now it gets to be in yours xx
February 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
This has been in my head all day so now it gets to be in yours xx
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Well fuck off to NatWest then prick"
"Well fuck off to NatWest then prick"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"It'll all come out in the wash"
"It'll all come out in the wash"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I've got to jump off onto another call."
🙄😂
"I've got to jump off onto another call."
🙄😂
February 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Well fuck off to NatWest then prick"
"Well fuck off to NatWest then prick"
The Graham Norton Show.
Margot is gorgeous but Jesus she looks so fucking uncomfortable in that dress, like one good fart would blow that corset apart.
Amanda and Johannes are adorable. Jacob Elordi can shit directly into my mouth.
Margot is gorgeous but Jesus she looks so fucking uncomfortable in that dress, like one good fart would blow that corset apart.
Amanda and Johannes are adorable. Jacob Elordi can shit directly into my mouth.
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
The Graham Norton Show.
Margot is gorgeous but Jesus she looks so fucking uncomfortable in that dress, like one good fart would blow that corset apart.
Amanda and Johannes are adorable. Jacob Elordi can shit directly into my mouth.
Margot is gorgeous but Jesus she looks so fucking uncomfortable in that dress, like one good fart would blow that corset apart.
Amanda and Johannes are adorable. Jacob Elordi can shit directly into my mouth.
Having an existential crisis in the sink again.
We've all been there Lily hen 😂
We've all been there Lily hen 😂
February 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Having an existential crisis in the sink again.
We've all been there Lily hen 😂
We've all been there Lily hen 😂
February 7, 2026 at 3:12 PM