Alistair Green
@mralistairgreen.bsky.social
Man delivering line that he’s been practising all week at dinner party
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Man delivering line that he’s been practising all week at dinner party
Sunday afternoon 4pm staring into the void
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Sunday afternoon 4pm staring into the void
Watched an ai tiktok of a person cutting a cake that looks like a cat and a pet cat who’s watching freaks out and someone in the comments said ‘this is disgusting’ and someone else underneath wrote ‘its ai’ and the first one replied ‘it doesnt make it right he’ll be traumatised’
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Watched an ai tiktok of a person cutting a cake that looks like a cat and a pet cat who’s watching freaks out and someone in the comments said ‘this is disgusting’ and someone else underneath wrote ‘its ai’ and the first one replied ‘it doesnt make it right he’ll be traumatised’
Just the words ‘John Lewis Christmas ad’ make me want to throw myself off a fucking bridge.
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Just the words ‘John Lewis Christmas ad’ make me want to throw myself off a fucking bridge.
Might read a book. 📕
Only joking , going to look at my phone while a shit film plays in the background that I’ve seen at least 3 times and eat sugar until the anxiety is so overwhelming I have to go to bed. 😉
Only joking , going to look at my phone while a shit film plays in the background that I’ve seen at least 3 times and eat sugar until the anxiety is so overwhelming I have to go to bed. 😉
November 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Might read a book. 📕
Only joking , going to look at my phone while a shit film plays in the background that I’ve seen at least 3 times and eat sugar until the anxiety is so overwhelming I have to go to bed. 😉
Only joking , going to look at my phone while a shit film plays in the background that I’ve seen at least 3 times and eat sugar until the anxiety is so overwhelming I have to go to bed. 😉
Thinking about how I have to start reading another book now because I just finished one. (took me 7 months)
November 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Thinking about how I have to start reading another book now because I just finished one. (took me 7 months)
A lot of people have asked so just to clarify I turned down the Riyadh comedy festival on principle. I regard my comedy as art and I would never compromise my integrity for a pay check. (Couldn’t do it anyway as it clashed with a voiceover I was doing for Morrisons).
October 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
A lot of people have asked so just to clarify I turned down the Riyadh comedy festival on principle. I regard my comedy as art and I would never compromise my integrity for a pay check. (Couldn’t do it anyway as it clashed with a voiceover I was doing for Morrisons).
I’m sorry but there’s no way I can remember who anyone is if you release tv shows weekly. Even if it was postman pat I’d forget his name and his job. Our brains are rotted and there’s no going back so either put it all out at once or don’t bother putting it out at all.
October 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’m sorry but there’s no way I can remember who anyone is if you release tv shows weekly. Even if it was postman pat I’d forget his name and his job. Our brains are rotted and there’s no going back so either put it all out at once or don’t bother putting it out at all.
It’s the wallpaper that’s the giveaway for me
October 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It’s the wallpaper that’s the giveaway for me
Our equivalent of this is when Lembit Opik got off with one of the cheeky girls 🥲 🇬🇧
October 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Our equivalent of this is when Lembit Opik got off with one of the cheeky girls 🥲 🇬🇧
Radio 4 comedy panel show 🎭
October 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Radio 4 comedy panel show 🎭
Commitment Ceremony on Married At First Sight
October 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Commitment Ceremony on Married At First Sight
I won’t lie I needed to hear this today lol x 💞🥰 🙏
October 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I won’t lie I needed to hear this today lol x 💞🥰 🙏
‘We want ARE country back’ I write sarcastically in the comments, triumphantly highlighting the posters lack of education compared to mine, as I recline in my Eames chair and take a sip of steaming hot Peruvian coffee from my Rest Is Politics mug. Another opponent vanquished. 😎
September 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
‘We want ARE country back’ I write sarcastically in the comments, triumphantly highlighting the posters lack of education compared to mine, as I recline in my Eames chair and take a sip of steaming hot Peruvian coffee from my Rest Is Politics mug. Another opponent vanquished. 😎
We’re witnessing vintage Corbyn with this new party stuff. A man in pure flow state. Simply unplayable at this level.
September 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
We’re witnessing vintage Corbyn with this new party stuff. A man in pure flow state. Simply unplayable at this level.
Wonderful to see former friend of Jeffrey Epstein Prince Andrew at the Duchess of Kents funeral, followed by our King entertaining former friend of Jeffrey Epstein Donald trump, in order to get a trade deal arranged by former friend of Jeffrey Epstein Peter mandelson. God bless us 🩷 🇬🇧
September 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Wonderful to see former friend of Jeffrey Epstein Prince Andrew at the Duchess of Kents funeral, followed by our King entertaining former friend of Jeffrey Epstein Donald trump, in order to get a trade deal arranged by former friend of Jeffrey Epstein Peter mandelson. God bless us 🩷 🇬🇧
English people really need to stop talking like Americans now it’s so fucking embarrassing. Watched a TikTok this morning of a man walking round a retail park in Ashford going on about ‘antifa’. What are you doing.
September 13, 2025 at 8:24 AM
English people really need to stop talking like Americans now it’s so fucking embarrassing. Watched a TikTok this morning of a man walking round a retail park in Ashford going on about ‘antifa’. What are you doing.
Reposted by Alistair Green
After a brilliant day with @mralistairgreen.bsky.social in the shop on Saturday, the Alistair Green(s) print is now available online!
Edition of 200, all signed by both of us!
Big thanks to all who came down on Saturday to meet him, we both loved it :)
👉🏻 shop.mr.bingo/products/ali...
Edition of 200, all signed by both of us!
Big thanks to all who came down on Saturday to meet him, we both loved it :)
👉🏻 shop.mr.bingo/products/ali...
September 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
After a brilliant day with @mralistairgreen.bsky.social in the shop on Saturday, the Alistair Green(s) print is now available online!
Edition of 200, all signed by both of us!
Big thanks to all who came down on Saturday to meet him, we both loved it :)
👉🏻 shop.mr.bingo/products/ali...
Edition of 200, all signed by both of us!
Big thanks to all who came down on Saturday to meet him, we both loved it :)
👉🏻 shop.mr.bingo/products/ali...
You are exactly where you’re supposed to be right now 💞
August 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
You are exactly where you’re supposed to be right now 💞
Silly I know but one likes to imagine her majesty up in heaven smiling approvingly as patriots paint a mini roundabout at 1am. Perhaps Paddington is there too passing her a marmalade sandwich, his paw lingering on her soft feminine hand for a moment too long.. ❤️🏴
August 29, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Silly I know but one likes to imagine her majesty up in heaven smiling approvingly as patriots paint a mini roundabout at 1am. Perhaps Paddington is there too passing her a marmalade sandwich, his paw lingering on her soft feminine hand for a moment too long.. ❤️🏴
Voxpop: the state of Britain today 🇬🇧
August 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Voxpop: the state of Britain today 🇬🇧
Annual tv industry conference
August 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Annual tv industry conference
Going to start posting this comment under random TikToks regardless of the context. A recipe for pasta alla norma, a review of a yonex tennis racket, how to replace a headlight on a Mazda mx5 , doesn’t matter what.
August 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Going to start posting this comment under random TikToks regardless of the context. A recipe for pasta alla norma, a review of a yonex tennis racket, how to replace a headlight on a Mazda mx5 , doesn’t matter what.
Another successful week on bluesky.
August 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Another successful week on bluesky.
Count yourself lucky you can still watch this one because TikTok thought it was real and banned it 😢
August 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Count yourself lucky you can still watch this one because TikTok thought it was real and banned it 😢