Alistair Green
@mralistairgreen.bsky.social
Christmas show tickets here 👇
https://showandtellpresents.com/events/the-alistair-green-christmas-movie-extravaganza-show
https://showandtellpresents.com/events/the-alistair-green-christmas-movie-extravaganza-show
For one night only I’ll be presenting a series of never seen before videos followed by general Christmas related mayhem 🤪 at Rio Dalston on dec 18th. Ticket link in bio. See you there 💀 🎄
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
For one night only I’ll be presenting a series of never seen before videos followed by general Christmas related mayhem 🤪 at Rio Dalston on dec 18th. Ticket link in bio. See you there 💀 🎄
Man delivering line that he’s been practising all week at dinner party
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Man delivering line that he’s been practising all week at dinner party
Sunday afternoon 4pm staring into the void
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Sunday afternoon 4pm staring into the void
Thinking about how I have to start reading another book now because I just finished one. (took me 7 months)
November 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Thinking about how I have to start reading another book now because I just finished one. (took me 7 months)
It’s the wallpaper that’s the giveaway for me
October 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It’s the wallpaper that’s the giveaway for me
Our equivalent of this is when Lembit Opik got off with one of the cheeky girls 🥲 🇬🇧
October 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Our equivalent of this is when Lembit Opik got off with one of the cheeky girls 🥲 🇬🇧
Radio 4 comedy panel show 🎭
October 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Radio 4 comedy panel show 🎭
Commitment Ceremony on Married At First Sight
October 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Commitment Ceremony on Married At First Sight
I won’t lie I needed to hear this today lol x 💞🥰 🙏
October 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I won’t lie I needed to hear this today lol x 💞🥰 🙏
You are exactly where you’re supposed to be right now 💞
August 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
You are exactly where you’re supposed to be right now 💞
Voxpop: the state of Britain today 🇬🇧
August 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Voxpop: the state of Britain today 🇬🇧
Annual tv industry conference
August 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Annual tv industry conference
Going to start posting this comment under random TikToks regardless of the context. A recipe for pasta alla norma, a review of a yonex tennis racket, how to replace a headlight on a Mazda mx5 , doesn’t matter what.
August 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Going to start posting this comment under random TikToks regardless of the context. A recipe for pasta alla norma, a review of a yonex tennis racket, how to replace a headlight on a Mazda mx5 , doesn’t matter what.
Another successful week on bluesky.
August 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Another successful week on bluesky.
Count yourself lucky you can still watch this one because TikTok thought it was real and banned it 😢
August 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Count yourself lucky you can still watch this one because TikTok thought it was real and banned it 😢
New hotel EXPOSED! 😡 🦁 🏴
August 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
New hotel EXPOSED! 😡 🦁 🏴
Well we waited 45 years for it … and Oasis at Wembley did NOT disappoint for me and the boys. From ‘live forever’ to ‘sally can wait’ they played all the hits and other ones too and we’ll be ‘mad fer* it’ for a long time to come ie we’ll remember it for years! What a night!
*for
*for
August 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Well we waited 45 years for it … and Oasis at Wembley did NOT disappoint for me and the boys. From ‘live forever’ to ‘sally can wait’ they played all the hits and other ones too and we’ll be ‘mad fer* it’ for a long time to come ie we’ll remember it for years! What a night!
*for
*for
2 dog owners bumping into each other
August 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
2 dog owners bumping into each other
Couple hiring a rowing boat in the park
August 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Couple hiring a rowing boat in the park
How tom skinner tweets sound when you read them out loud
July 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
How tom skinner tweets sound when you read them out loud
Enjoying the banter on bluesky again
July 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Enjoying the banter on bluesky again
You’d never guess he just got divorced would you
July 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
You’d never guess he just got divorced would you
Asked the cafe owner if he could turn the air conditioning on and he said it’s not worth it as we have the door open
July 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Asked the cafe owner if he could turn the air conditioning on and he said it’s not worth it as we have the door open
Watching England again. Buzzing! 😜 🏴
June 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Watching England again. Buzzing! 😜 🏴
Having a beer in Budapest 😜🍻
May 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Having a beer in Budapest 😜🍻