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Chris Gomm
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Dad of 3. 40something. Live in Devon. Work in comms and engagement, formerly a newspaper journalist. Do a bit of drawing in my spare time. Enjoy music, comedy, films and general silliness. My sketches and doodles. https://gommsta.tumblr.com/
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The reason Amazon can't get Bond up and running is because every supervillain their ai script generator comes up with is just Jeff Bezos in a variety of wigs.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
They are clearly time travellers...
I like the Carry On films but the lore is too confusing, impossible for modern audiences to accept these people could play a major part in the French Revolution AND lose their bras on camping holidays
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 2025 contestants revealed:

* Fogwell Flax
* The Roly Polys
* Mr Oizo
* Hannah Ingram-Moore
* The Great Soprendo
* Len Ganley
* Greenclaws
* Anne Aston
* Toadfish from Neighbours
* Justin Lee Collins
* The Leopard From Lime Street
* Debbie Flint
* Mr Majeika
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
When I heard Taylor Swift was doing a song about Ophelia my first thought was this Tommy Cooper song...she missed a trick there I feel.

youtu.be/kv4Rw8LwT8w?...
Tommy Cooper - Ophelia
YouTube video by 001pmcc
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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If you're as obsessed with the cult of old British light entertainment as we are, you will hopefully be as into this as me and John. Give it a follow and let us know what you think.
🎭 PantoSplaining is here! 🎭

It's out now, and it's in-vision so you can see the poster (with visual aids) as you listen.

open.spotify.com/episode/1GzP...

youtu.be/ovYesOJsi88?...

..or wherever you get your podcasts! Just search PantoSplaining!
PantoSplaining - The Pilot Episode
YouTube video by ALFsplaining
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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"Hello, yes? Yes, it is an emergency. I've accidentally..."
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The daft thing about it all is you wouldn't have to even edit his speeches to make him sound ridiculous, he does a pretty good job of that himself...
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Tomorrow, we hear from Peter Sutcliffe as he launches his new Safer Streets campaign
Hang on!! BBC breakfast have got Kelvin Mackenzie on to talk about HONESTY in relation to news reporting, ARE YOU HAVING A FUCKING LAUGH!!!?
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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If BBC News's rivals who are today damning it for bias were held to similar standards, most of them would be shut down on the spot.
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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I don't know about DG - there's another top job at the BBC that I'm much more suitable for
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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The BBC covering the BBC this morning.
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 AM
BBC still desperately trying to appease people who have always hated them and always will then I see...
November 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Here is the first poster we will be looking at in detail, at PantoSplaining!
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Cobblers.
Harold Worst Shoemaker

United States, Social Security Numerical Identification Files (NUMIDENT), 1936-2007
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Maplins Wicker Man
Hi-de-Hi! - Carnival Time (7th November 1982). Hugo Buxton (John Le Mesurier) attempts to persuade Jeff to resume his academic life at Cambridge.
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
No, that's actually his neck...
E T Gotwood

Virginia, Bureau of Vital Statistics, Birth Records, 1853-1896
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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It's been bothering me for weeks but finally today I worked out who was the single greatest Carry On character ever: Harriet Potter in Camping
November 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Listening to this one at a fairly decent volume and then suddenly the 80s Sooty Show theme tune comes blaring out! What a tune...
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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I should've let it lie. In this month's essay, we look at the harrowing Shooting Stars spin-off, It's Ulrika.

www.patreon.com/franticplanet
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Real life imitates The Naked Gun

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Council to edit meeting after camera left on for toilet trip
Bailie Hanif Raja made the mistake during a meeting for Glasgow City Council.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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IMHO the most curious TOTP performance ever is Pan's People dancing to 'Get Down' by Gilbert O'Sullivan with a load of dogs.

It's obviously hilarious, but to me it's so out there it verges into avant-garde surrealism. Put it in the Roadhouse on Twin Peaks and I'd be pondering it's allegory #TOTP
April 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM