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Stuart Millard
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World's Deadliest Man. Master of the Dim Mak. Writer.

https://www.youtube.com/@StuartMillard
Andy Muschietti off of It when someone asks 'just one time could you do a monster that doesn't have long limbs and a wonky face and opens its gob really wide?'
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
A title screen I dreamed
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Someone went on You Bet identifying episodes of You Bet and Matthew Kelly's eyes turned completely black
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Monthly Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until Dec 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 891,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:

patreon.com/posts/26784352
November 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Happy Birthday, The Devil x
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Learning chaos magick to manifest a film starring Michael McKean about the last years of Larry Grayson.
October 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If you're in the mood, here's last year's Halloween Fright Bag, containing what remains the most ludicrous piece of television I have ever stumbled upon. WARNING: you may die of terror. In fact, it's very likely.

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Millard's Halloween Fright Bag III
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
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October 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Absolutely weeping having to massacre a Hans Moretti section in an upcoming video cos he's got Jean-Michel Jarre playing in the background.
October 28, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Reposted by Stuart Millard
This actually happened:

Me: what shall we watch

Her: Dunno. Maybe check if there's a--

Me: Oh yeah, if there's a Millard then we drop everything.

...AND THERE IS
Pump it up! Now available for all, Saturday Morning Archaeology continues with a dissection of Fully Booked, and its rapid reinventions from bright colours and wacky puppets to being all trendy and 'phat'

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Saturday Morning Archaeology: Fully Booked
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
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October 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Pump it up! Now available for all, Saturday Morning Archaeology continues with a dissection of Fully Booked, and its rapid reinventions from bright colours and wacky puppets to being all trendy and 'phat'

youtu.be/sqmtf4CD10A?...
Saturday Morning Archaeology: Fully Booked
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
New video time. Dennis Taylor fulfills his comic ambitions, lonely hearts seek love in a baffling Anne and Nick spin-off, and one of Britain's most iconic beauties waffles on and on, in another VHS:WTF Unlucky Dip.

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VHS:WTF Unlucky Dip III
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
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October 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
October 12, 2025 at 7:24 AM
H from Steps is gonna be livid if Paddington taps him on the shoulder right now.
October 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Thought this was a frame from the lost Gorilla Monsoon biopic.
Peter Egan looking like the baddest motherfucker in lilac. #CallMyBluff
October 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Oh, my dear old friend!" called Jilly Cooper, as she saw Karla the elephant, whose trunk was now dislodged, merrily cavorting across the plains of Heaven with a gleeful Paul Daniels on her back.
October 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Monthly (spooky Halloween) Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until Nov 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 885,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:

patreon.com/posts/26784352
October 1, 2025 at 9:15 AM
September 30th / October 1st
October 1, 2025 at 6:52 AM
You should always check out RoseTintedSpectrum's videos, but this one in particular may contain a surprise.
There's a haunting in the woods, and I'm not sticking around to find out whose getting sacrificed today.
ROSIE AND JIM Are Haunting The Woods! | RUINING ROSIE
YouTube video by RoseTintedSpectrum
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September 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Stop moaning about rubbish old telly and find something good for once!" From the creator of Rentaghost, my new video looks at the sci-fi hi-jinx of Galloping Galaxies.

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Galloping Galaxies: Rentaghost in Space?
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
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September 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
A digital ID to prove that you have seen the football hooligan film I.D. and are part of the Shadwell Army.
September 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Galton and Simpson/Clement and La Frenais
September 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Should probably add a 'brought to you by paracetamol' banner to the top of all my work
September 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
When there's a group of young people leaning on a wall watching you go by and you forget how to walk.
Simon Cowell arriving to The Jennifer Hudson Show set.
September 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Me on my way to the rapture
September 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Strictly are blowing it if they don't have big Tom Skinner do an Aguirre themed dance
September 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM