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Stuart Millard
@franticplanet.bsky.social
World's Deadliest Man. Master of the Dim Mak. Writer.

https://www.youtube.com/@StuartMillard
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26 and a bit years ago, the best breakfast show on TV did an overnight Millennium Eve edition, its a good job it was on Channel 4 because of some of the content and @franticplanet.bsky.social has brought it back for us, and can I just say, Richard Bacon, what a twat!

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Y2K Wahey: The Big Breakfast Millennium Marathon
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
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January 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Y2K? Wahey! Now available for all, my new video endures The Big Breakfast's nine-hour millennium night marathon.

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Y2K Wahey: The Big Breakfast Millennium Marathon
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
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January 16, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The original Peggy Mitchell when she heard they'd recast.
In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
January 16, 2026 at 9:35 AM
January 16, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Dying and going to Hell and swearing you recognise someone but can't place from where, and he sighs and tells you he was the bloke in Garden of Earthly Delights with a bunch of flowers up his arse.
January 11, 2026 at 9:15 AM
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Dennis Waterman at the 1983 Logie Awards is very VERY clearly drunk, and he's got a feme tune to sing
January 10, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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'SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES' CLOCK

Huge thanks for all of yesterday's orders for our new 'Schools and Colleges' clock. Last few available in the shop for shipping in February.

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January 10, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Having to hide when you heard the rattle of the skeleton bus coming down your street.

Taping the letterbox down so they couldn't stick their arms in to feel around.

Trying to keep the dog quiet when your house was surrounded.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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This is great - well worth signing up to Stuart's Patreon for
Deadly earworm jingles, proper British dinners in tins, and milking Arthur Mullard. A month early for Patrons, a new video takes an extensive look at the omnipresent and ludicrously oversexed TV ads of the 1970s.

www.patreon.com/franticplanet
January 9, 2026 at 11:01 AM
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Fred Dinenage as a homeless man in Winchester was a FAR better job. Meridian even gave him a dog.
January 8, 2026 at 5:46 PM
[sweeping drone footage of a Scottish castle]

Claudia: "Last night, one of the faithful was murdered, but who?"

Mournful, breathy female singer: "🎵 Some Trevor Francis tracksuits... from a mush in Shepherd's Bush... Bush, Bush, Bush..."
January 7, 2026 at 4:17 PM
January 7, 2026 at 9:29 AM
"A BALLBAG?!"
January 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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Pre-TV Superted, you say?
January 2, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Monthly Patreon thread. As always, first month's free as I won't charge until Feb. Tiers start at £1, with 908,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:

patreon.com/posts/26784352
January 2, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Has he been?
December 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
2025's final video is now available for all.

God Help Ye, Merry Gentlemen, it's Little and Large at Christmas.

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God Help Ye, Merry Gentlemen: Little and Large at Christmas
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
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December 23, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Thoroughly lost my mind at this panicked Generation Game contestant

(he was 31, if you're wondering)
December 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Here, have a spooky little song I made last year
Blue Dream, by Alison Eales
track by Alison Eales
alisoneales.bandcamp.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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I'm bored so here once again is the greatest Christmas title sequence in TV history
December 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The best part of making stuff, besides having others enjoy it, is experiencing your work improve as you learn your craft. "This thing's so much better than last year's things. I can't wait to see what next year's things are like!"

AI nobbers are robbing themselves of this joy.
December 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My latest video crashes the televised Christmas parties of the man who set the bar Caligula and Dionysus futilely grasped for; the tabloid Great Gatsby, James Whale.

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Whale of a Time: The James Whale Christmas Parties
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
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December 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"Well, too much. It's too much fucking perspective now.”
In honor of Rob Reiner, please tell me your favorite line-reading from THIS IS SPINAL TAP
December 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
When Roy Castle sang about dedication, this is specifically what he was referring to:
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM