Stuart Millard
@franticplanet.bsky.social
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Pre-TV Superted, you say?
January 2, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Pre-TV Superted, you say?
Monthly Patreon thread. As always, first month's free as I won't charge until Feb. Tiers start at £1, with 908,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:
patreon.com/posts/26784352
patreon.com/posts/26784352
January 2, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Monthly Patreon thread. As always, first month's free as I won't charge until Feb. Tiers start at £1, with 908,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:
patreon.com/posts/26784352
patreon.com/posts/26784352
2025's final video is now available for all.
God Help Ye, Merry Gentlemen, it's Little and Large at Christmas.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gujz...
God Help Ye, Merry Gentlemen, it's Little and Large at Christmas.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gujz...
God Help Ye, Merry Gentlemen: Little and Large at Christmas
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:25 AM
2025's final video is now available for all.
God Help Ye, Merry Gentlemen, it's Little and Large at Christmas.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gujz...
God Help Ye, Merry Gentlemen, it's Little and Large at Christmas.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gujz...
Thoroughly lost my mind at this panicked Generation Game contestant
(he was 31, if you're wondering)
(he was 31, if you're wondering)
December 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Thoroughly lost my mind at this panicked Generation Game contestant
(he was 31, if you're wondering)
(he was 31, if you're wondering)
Reposted by Stuart Millard
Here, have a spooky little song I made last year
Blue Dream, by Alison Eales
track by Alison Eales
alisoneales.bandcamp.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Here, have a spooky little song I made last year
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I'm bored so here once again is the greatest Christmas title sequence in TV history
December 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I'm bored so here once again is the greatest Christmas title sequence in TV history
The best part of making stuff, besides having others enjoy it, is experiencing your work improve as you learn your craft. "This thing's so much better than last year's things. I can't wait to see what next year's things are like!"
AI nobbers are robbing themselves of this joy.
AI nobbers are robbing themselves of this joy.
December 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The best part of making stuff, besides having others enjoy it, is experiencing your work improve as you learn your craft. "This thing's so much better than last year's things. I can't wait to see what next year's things are like!"
AI nobbers are robbing themselves of this joy.
AI nobbers are robbing themselves of this joy.
My latest video crashes the televised Christmas parties of the man who set the bar Caligula and Dionysus futilely grasped for; the tabloid Great Gatsby, James Whale.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po_c...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po_c...
Whale of a Time: The James Whale Christmas Parties
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
www.youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My latest video crashes the televised Christmas parties of the man who set the bar Caligula and Dionysus futilely grasped for; the tabloid Great Gatsby, James Whale.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po_c...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po_c...
"Well, too much. It's too much fucking perspective now.”
In honor of Rob Reiner, please tell me your favorite line-reading from THIS IS SPINAL TAP
December 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"Well, too much. It's too much fucking perspective now.”
Reposted by Stuart Millard
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
When Roy Castle sang about dedication, this is specifically what he was referring to:
@franticplanet.bsky.social
Got more carried away
Got more carried away
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
When Roy Castle sang about dedication, this is specifically what he was referring to:
Oh by the way, last night I dreamed I made Anthea Turner fall out of a tree in shock by informing her Bruno Brookes regularly shat in my bath.
December 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Oh by the way, last night I dreamed I made Anthea Turner fall out of a tree in shock by informing her Bruno Brookes regularly shat in my bath.
"Cracking slop, Gromit!"
Aardman Animations will ’embrace AI’ while also being ‘cautious’, says Nick Park
Aardman Animations will ’embrace AI’ while also being ‘cautious’, says Nick Park
Aardman Animations will ’embrace AI’ while also being ‘cautious’, says Nick Park
www.independent.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
"Cracking slop, Gromit!"
Gonna be pissed off if I hear Tarantino talking shit about Billy Pearce.
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Gonna be pissed off if I hear Tarantino talking shit about Billy Pearce.
Looked up 'living your best life' in the dictionary and this is what came up
@franticplanet.bsky.social Got carried away.
December 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Looked up 'living your best life' in the dictionary and this is what came up
Monthly Patreon thread, with seasonal offerings, including your fifth annual Selection Box video. Tiers start at £1, with 900,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:
patreon.com/posts/26784352
patreon.com/posts/26784352
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Monthly Patreon thread, with seasonal offerings, including your fifth annual Selection Box video. Tiers start at £1, with 900,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:
patreon.com/posts/26784352
patreon.com/posts/26784352
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Right old proper hauntology here, at the bottom of the dingy old Fright Bag in the dark corner of the Forbidden Basement of Mystery.
Now available for all, every skunk ape and boggart's favourite tradition. Spritz yourself with holy water, it's your fourth annual Fright Bag.
youtu.be/R3i59_54_5U?...
youtu.be/R3i59_54_5U?...
Millard's Halloween Fright Bag IV
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Right old proper hauntology here, at the bottom of the dingy old Fright Bag in the dark corner of the Forbidden Basement of Mystery.
Now available for all, every skunk ape and boggart's favourite tradition. Spritz yourself with holy water, it's your fourth annual Fright Bag.
youtu.be/R3i59_54_5U?...
youtu.be/R3i59_54_5U?...
Millard's Halloween Fright Bag IV
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Now available for all, every skunk ape and boggart's favourite tradition. Spritz yourself with holy water, it's your fourth annual Fright Bag.
youtu.be/R3i59_54_5U?...
youtu.be/R3i59_54_5U?...
If I could have chosen to look or sound like anyone, it would have been Udo Kier. Absolutely unheard of levels of aura.
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
If I could have chosen to look or sound like anyone, it would have been Udo Kier. Absolutely unheard of levels of aura.
Little and Large *and* Cobra off Gladiators is simply too much comedy. Everyone who attended that show died of laughter like that bloke who keeled over at The Goodies
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Little and Large *and* Cobra off Gladiators is simply too much comedy. Everyone who attended that show died of laughter like that bloke who keeled over at The Goodies
Reposted by Stuart Millard
Don't talk to me about Wadlow's 'fit' unless it's whether or not his nob can 'fit' inside three Pringles cans stacked end to end.
they've rizzed him up, given him new clothes.
DON'T TRY AND DISTRACT US FROM THE IMPORTANT QUESTION RIPLEYS, 'OW BIG WAS 'IS KNOB? @franticplanet.bsky.social
DON'T TRY AND DISTRACT US FROM THE IMPORTANT QUESTION RIPLEYS, 'OW BIG WAS 'IS KNOB? @franticplanet.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Don't talk to me about Wadlow's 'fit' unless it's whether or not his nob can 'fit' inside three Pringles cans stacked end to end.
Now available for all, my new video looks at CITV's It's a Mystery, where Neil Buchanan and mates introduced viewers to all the Fortean classics, along with the strange (and badly acted) experiences of the Great British Public.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo08...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo08...
It's a Mystery: CITV's Paranormal Primer
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Now available for all, my new video looks at CITV's It's a Mystery, where Neil Buchanan and mates introduced viewers to all the Fortean classics, along with the strange (and badly acted) experiences of the Great British Public.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo08...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo08...