Stuart Millard
@franticplanet.bsky.social
Andy Muschietti off of It when someone asks 'just one time could you do a monster that doesn't have long limbs and a wonky face and opens its gob really wide?'
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Andy Muschietti off of It when someone asks 'just one time could you do a monster that doesn't have long limbs and a wonky face and opens its gob really wide?'
A title screen I dreamed
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
A title screen I dreamed
Someone went on You Bet identifying episodes of You Bet and Matthew Kelly's eyes turned completely black
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Someone went on You Bet identifying episodes of You Bet and Matthew Kelly's eyes turned completely black
Monthly Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until Dec 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 891,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:
patreon.com/posts/26784352
patreon.com/posts/26784352
November 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Monthly Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until Dec 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 891,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:
patreon.com/posts/26784352
patreon.com/posts/26784352
Happy Birthday, The Devil x
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Happy Birthday, The Devil x
Learning chaos magick to manifest a film starring Michael McKean about the last years of Larry Grayson.
October 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Learning chaos magick to manifest a film starring Michael McKean about the last years of Larry Grayson.
If you're in the mood, here's last year's Halloween Fright Bag, containing what remains the most ludicrous piece of television I have ever stumbled upon. WARNING: you may die of terror. In fact, it's very likely.
youtu.be/XRRhNvSsW3g?...
youtu.be/XRRhNvSsW3g?...
Millard's Halloween Fright Bag III
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
youtu.be
October 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If you're in the mood, here's last year's Halloween Fright Bag, containing what remains the most ludicrous piece of television I have ever stumbled upon. WARNING: you may die of terror. In fact, it's very likely.
youtu.be/XRRhNvSsW3g?...
youtu.be/XRRhNvSsW3g?...
Absolutely weeping having to massacre a Hans Moretti section in an upcoming video cos he's got Jean-Michel Jarre playing in the background.
October 28, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Absolutely weeping having to massacre a Hans Moretti section in an upcoming video cos he's got Jean-Michel Jarre playing in the background.
Reposted by Stuart Millard
This actually happened:
Me: what shall we watch
Her: Dunno. Maybe check if there's a--
Me: Oh yeah, if there's a Millard then we drop everything.
...AND THERE IS
Me: what shall we watch
Her: Dunno. Maybe check if there's a--
Me: Oh yeah, if there's a Millard then we drop everything.
...AND THERE IS
Pump it up! Now available for all, Saturday Morning Archaeology continues with a dissection of Fully Booked, and its rapid reinventions from bright colours and wacky puppets to being all trendy and 'phat'
youtu.be/sqmtf4CD10A?...
youtu.be/sqmtf4CD10A?...
Saturday Morning Archaeology: Fully Booked
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This actually happened:
Me: what shall we watch
Her: Dunno. Maybe check if there's a--
Me: Oh yeah, if there's a Millard then we drop everything.
...AND THERE IS
Me: what shall we watch
Her: Dunno. Maybe check if there's a--
Me: Oh yeah, if there's a Millard then we drop everything.
...AND THERE IS
Pump it up! Now available for all, Saturday Morning Archaeology continues with a dissection of Fully Booked, and its rapid reinventions from bright colours and wacky puppets to being all trendy and 'phat'
youtu.be/sqmtf4CD10A?...
youtu.be/sqmtf4CD10A?...
Saturday Morning Archaeology: Fully Booked
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Pump it up! Now available for all, Saturday Morning Archaeology continues with a dissection of Fully Booked, and its rapid reinventions from bright colours and wacky puppets to being all trendy and 'phat'
youtu.be/sqmtf4CD10A?...
youtu.be/sqmtf4CD10A?...
New video time. Dennis Taylor fulfills his comic ambitions, lonely hearts seek love in a baffling Anne and Nick spin-off, and one of Britain's most iconic beauties waffles on and on, in another VHS:WTF Unlucky Dip.
youtu.be/vD4Omg04sQc?...
youtu.be/vD4Omg04sQc?...
VHS:WTF Unlucky Dip III
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
youtu.be
October 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
New video time. Dennis Taylor fulfills his comic ambitions, lonely hearts seek love in a baffling Anne and Nick spin-off, and one of Britain's most iconic beauties waffles on and on, in another VHS:WTF Unlucky Dip.
youtu.be/vD4Omg04sQc?...
youtu.be/vD4Omg04sQc?...
H from Steps is gonna be livid if Paddington taps him on the shoulder right now.
October 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
H from Steps is gonna be livid if Paddington taps him on the shoulder right now.
Thought this was a frame from the lost Gorilla Monsoon biopic.
Peter Egan looking like the baddest motherfucker in lilac. #CallMyBluff
October 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Thought this was a frame from the lost Gorilla Monsoon biopic.
"Oh, my dear old friend!" called Jilly Cooper, as she saw Karla the elephant, whose trunk was now dislodged, merrily cavorting across the plains of Heaven with a gleeful Paul Daniels on her back.
October 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
"Oh, my dear old friend!" called Jilly Cooper, as she saw Karla the elephant, whose trunk was now dislodged, merrily cavorting across the plains of Heaven with a gleeful Paul Daniels on her back.
Monthly (spooky Halloween) Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until Nov 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 885,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:
patreon.com/posts/26784352
patreon.com/posts/26784352
October 1, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Monthly (spooky Halloween) Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until Nov 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 885,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:
patreon.com/posts/26784352
patreon.com/posts/26784352
September 30th / October 1st
October 1, 2025 at 6:52 AM
September 30th / October 1st
You should always check out RoseTintedSpectrum's videos, but this one in particular may contain a surprise.
There's a haunting in the woods, and I'm not sticking around to find out whose getting sacrificed today.
ROSIE AND JIM Are Haunting The Woods! | RUINING ROSIE
YouTube video by RoseTintedSpectrum
youtu.be
September 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You should always check out RoseTintedSpectrum's videos, but this one in particular may contain a surprise.
"Stop moaning about rubbish old telly and find something good for once!" From the creator of Rentaghost, my new video looks at the sci-fi hi-jinx of Galloping Galaxies.
youtu.be/wYm-pFdNFUY?...
youtu.be/wYm-pFdNFUY?...
Galloping Galaxies: Rentaghost in Space?
YouTube video by Stuart Millard
youtu.be
September 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"Stop moaning about rubbish old telly and find something good for once!" From the creator of Rentaghost, my new video looks at the sci-fi hi-jinx of Galloping Galaxies.
youtu.be/wYm-pFdNFUY?...
youtu.be/wYm-pFdNFUY?...
A digital ID to prove that you have seen the football hooligan film I.D. and are part of the Shadwell Army.
September 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
A digital ID to prove that you have seen the football hooligan film I.D. and are part of the Shadwell Army.
Galton and Simpson/Clement and La Frenais
September 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Galton and Simpson/Clement and La Frenais
Should probably add a 'brought to you by paracetamol' banner to the top of all my work
September 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Should probably add a 'brought to you by paracetamol' banner to the top of all my work
When there's a group of young people leaning on a wall watching you go by and you forget how to walk.
September 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
When there's a group of young people leaning on a wall watching you go by and you forget how to walk.
Me on my way to the rapture
September 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Me on my way to the rapture
Strictly are blowing it if they don't have big Tom Skinner do an Aguirre themed dance
September 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Strictly are blowing it if they don't have big Tom Skinner do an Aguirre themed dance