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Stuart Millard
@franticplanet.bsky.social
World's Deadliest Man. Master of the Dim Mak. Writer.

https://www.youtube.com/@StuartMillard
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 AM
A month early for Patrons, my latest video crashes the televised Christmas parties of the man who set the bar Caligula and Dionysus futilely grasped for; the tabloid Great Gatsby, James Whale.

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November 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
The final two lost House Party Hell videos have been reposted, for all tiers including Free.

Also, the next story on the Fiction Tier has been revealed.

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November 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
"We all float down here, you know"
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Andy Muschietti off of It when someone asks 'just one time could you do a monster that doesn't have long limbs and a wonky face and opens its gob really wide?'
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
A title screen I dreamed
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Welcome aboard! Me right now:
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I should've let it lie. In this month's essay, we look at the harrowing Shooting Stars spin-off, It's Ulrika.

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November 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Monthly Patreon thread. As always, free month if you sign up now as I won't charge until Dec 1st. Tiers start at £1, with 891,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:

patreon.com/posts/26784352
November 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
October 31, 2025 at 9:53 AM
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 AM
October 31, 2025 at 9:09 AM
October 31, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Happy Birthday, The Devil x
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Unfortunately I can't just dub over it, because I'll lose all his wife's magnificent outbursts of anger/jubilation.
October 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Absolutely weeping having to massacre a Hans Moretti section in an upcoming video cos he's got Jean-Michel Jarre playing in the background.
October 28, 2025 at 8:42 AM
me on my way to my Bluesky notifications
October 26, 2025 at 9:58 AM
A month early for Patrons, every skunk ape and boggart's favourite tradition. Spritz yourself with holy water, it's your fourth annual Halloween Fright Bag.

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October 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
"Put the glasses on!"
"Fuck you!"
October 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
A month early for Patrons, Halloween continues with a look at CITV's It's a Mystery, where Neil Buchanan and mates introduced viewers to all the Fortean classics, along with the strange (and badly acted) experiences of the Great British Public.

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October 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
It's Poetry Month over on the fiction tier. Go and get yourself some bloody culture (about dads' races, Dracula, and something going very wrong on Tomorrow's World)

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October 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Of all the Freddies to get a shoeing 😞
October 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
October 12, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Both titles by far the best comedy work he ever produced
October 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Spooky season begins with a show which combines the Enfield poltergeist and the old BT ads with Maureen Lipman. In this month's essay, the BBC's spectral culture-clash sitcom, So Haunt Me.

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October 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM