Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel
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having a little practice
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Come to bed babe, I'm playing XTC songs on ukulele
You and I shared a common language
When you and I ate a sausage sandwich
When you and I ate a sausage sandwich
December 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
You and I shared a common language
When you and I ate a sausage sandwich
When you and I ate a sausage sandwich
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
December 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
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Happy ninth anniversary to the time I spent Christmas on the old sodium citrate 🎄🥳
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Happy ninth anniversary to the time I spent Christmas on the old sodium citrate 🎄🥳
Happy Christmas everyone. Hope you each got one Great Dane and several elderly chihuahuas, as requested
December 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Happy Christmas everyone. Hope you each got one Great Dane and several elderly chihuahuas, as requested
2026: be more Naomi Elizabeth
Naomi Elizabeth - God Sent Me Here To Rock You
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December 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
2026: be more Naomi Elizabeth
Andromeda galaxy just now
December 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Andromeda galaxy just now
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.
December 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.
My pal made a video for one of my songs. What a lovely thing to do. I’m thrilled.
December 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My pal made a video for one of my songs. What a lovely thing to do. I’m thrilled.
If I used gen AI you’d all be looking at a cartoon of Paddington and Chris Rea right now
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If I used gen AI you’d all be looking at a cartoon of Paddington and Chris Rea right now
AXIAL TILT THIS AXIAL TILT THAT I AM SO OVER THE AXIAL TILT MOVE ON
December 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
AXIAL TILT THIS AXIAL TILT THAT I AM SO OVER THE AXIAL TILT MOVE ON
OH MY GOD I forgot the most perfect woman in the world
December 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
OH MY GOD I forgot the most perfect woman in the world
I feel that everyone should know that @cheeseford.bsky.social has done a full roast dinner while doing this evening’s @noiseboxradio.com show.
December 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I feel that everyone should know that @cheeseford.bsky.social has done a full roast dinner while doing this evening’s @noiseboxradio.com show.
Pure joy from start to finish
December 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Pure joy from start to finish
‘Dog offal and mincemeat omelettes have something in common. They are both things that can technically be eaten by humans’
Farage and Polanski have something in common. They are both wrong about Britain.
Thread & link at the end 🧵
Thread & link at the end 🧵
December 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
‘Dog offal and mincemeat omelettes have something in common. They are both things that can technically be eaten by humans’
Forgot the best one though
December 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Forgot the best one though
Why are you gay?
December 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Why are you gay?
Once again I am not watching #RussellToveyFuckeAFysh and once again the hashtag is making me laugh and laugh and laugh.
December 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Once again I am not watching #RussellToveyFuckeAFysh and once again the hashtag is making me laugh and laugh and laugh.
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Flashback to Christmas 2020 when I cheered myself up in lockdown by assembling my perfect selection box. Never give up on your dreams
December 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Flashback to Christmas 2020 when I cheered myself up in lockdown by assembling my perfect selection box. Never give up on your dreams
Fanny makes a mincemeat omelette, because that's an entirely normal thing that human beings make and eat
December 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Fanny makes a mincemeat omelette, because that's an entirely normal thing that human beings make and eat
Introducing my mum to some of my favourite Christmas telly
December 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Introducing my mum to some of my favourite Christmas telly
The Avengerbus is coming
And everyone's succumbing
To some kind of affliction
That makes them speak in fiction
Then Tara meets a nutter
Who churns her in some butter
The evil plan is scuppered
And Steed has toast for supper
🎵
And everyone's succumbing
To some kind of affliction
That makes them speak in fiction
Then Tara meets a nutter
Who churns her in some butter
The evil plan is scuppered
And Steed has toast for supper
🎵
December 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The Avengerbus is coming
And everyone's succumbing
To some kind of affliction
That makes them speak in fiction
Then Tara meets a nutter
Who churns her in some butter
The evil plan is scuppered
And Steed has toast for supper
🎵
And everyone's succumbing
To some kind of affliction
That makes them speak in fiction
Then Tara meets a nutter
Who churns her in some butter
The evil plan is scuppered
And Steed has toast for supper
🎵