The all-new 2026 Neil Miles
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"Isn't he a panic"
ASD. Deals in items salvaged from old video tapes and snark about 80s pop.
“Tinkety tonk old fruit, & down with the Nazis”
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ASD. Deals in items salvaged from old video tapes and snark about 80s pop.
“Tinkety tonk old fruit, & down with the Nazis”
https://www.youtube.com/@NeilMiles
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Look, it makes strategic sense; if Venezuela has huge reserves of teenage Latin American beauty pageant contestants, then access needs to be secured to that supply, if necessary using military force.
January 3, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Look, it makes strategic sense; if Venezuela has huge reserves of teenage Latin American beauty pageant contestants, then access needs to be secured to that supply, if necessary using military force.
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“This is the best thing since sliced bread!”
- first person to use toilet paper
- first person to use toilet paper
January 3, 2026 at 10:39 AM
“This is the best thing since sliced bread!”
- first person to use toilet paper
- first person to use toilet paper
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Coming in January! Premiere series! Sunday 25th Jan, 3:30pm GIVE US A CLUE (1985) Hosted by #MichaelParkinson with the team captains #LionelBlair #UnaStubbs and a whole host of famous faces inc: #MelvynHayes #JoanSims #MikeRead and many more! #TPTVsubtitles
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January 3, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Coming in January! Premiere series! Sunday 25th Jan, 3:30pm GIVE US A CLUE (1985) Hosted by #MichaelParkinson with the team captains #LionelBlair #UnaStubbs and a whole host of famous faces inc: #MelvynHayes #JoanSims #MikeRead and many more! #TPTVsubtitles
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grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
![A Bluesky user based in Venezuela posted 'I live near a military air base and five earth-shaking explosions were just heart.'
User @thenordic.bsky.social (a random asshole) replied 'was it too hard for you to to [sic] add a link?' along with a link to an AP piece. Quick, don't look, what do you think the odds are that this user responded gracefully to being told that OP was on the ground and reporting firsthand?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ycbmujtxprrwbkiw3x5qsyz4/bafkreieh2ddespqvcqdhpfy4g2higsw4lfiguzpaxs3rdessztcokmww6i@jpeg)
January 3, 2026 at 8:21 AM
grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
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live rolling news was a mistake
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 AM
live rolling news was a mistake
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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I see That's TV are continuing to dig up gems from the archive
January 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I see That's TV are continuing to dig up gems from the archive
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I remember that gag on an old Independent Television Commission ad
January 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I remember that gag on an old Independent Television Commission ad
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