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The all-new 2026 Neil Miles
@neilsmiles.com
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"Isn't he a panic"

ASD. Deals in items salvaged from old video tapes and snark about 80s pop.

“Tinkety tonk old fruit, & down with the Nazis”

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My lazy morning has given me some time to plow through one of my Christmas presents. I'm nearly halfway through and thoroughly enjoying it
The Blues Brothers by Daniel De Visé
January 4, 2026 at 9:55 AM
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And staying in bed it is then
It's too fucking cold
January 4, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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PORTAKABINS IN SPAAAAAAAAACE
Star Maidens Produced by JAMES GATWARD
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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I see That's TV are continuing to dig up gems from the archive
7.30 Mind Your Foreigners
January 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Oh cool the Krusty comeback special #notTOTP
KRUSTY
January 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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Father Abraham? #totp
January 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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Don't go putting the blame on us mate #totp
January 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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I bet you have Diddy you dirty old bollocks. I BET YOU HAVE #totp
January 2, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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I remember that gag on an old Independent Television Commission ad
January 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Left Legs a little too long under the grill #totp
January 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Grandpa you said that about all the women #totp
January 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Hello ladies! #totp
January 2, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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Can I stop you right there Noel #totp
January 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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How many songs did Graeme Garden have in the charts that week exactly? #totp
January 2, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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I've also got this Roxy Music LP #totp
January 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Go on #totp you know you want to
January 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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I think Richard Briers' best sitcom is Ever Decreasing Circ... #totp
January 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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Thanks but couldn't you have done that to 1999's earlier on? #totp
January 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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Oh you know what's coming... #totp #ooooeeeeee
January 2, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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Hang on, didn't Monica work there in Friends? #totp
January 2, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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"Whore leave, whore leave, we've got whore leave" #totp
January 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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Yeah just awful *sighs* #totp
January 2, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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No it isn't #totp
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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Good advice when Pete's hosting #totp #hands
January 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Wogan wasn't picky #totp
January 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM