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Starring in alphabetical order, Yodellin' Zeke, Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan & Ernest Borgnine. Erstwhile Dubliner now Yorkshire. Lead singer of Beastie Girls, Geto Boyz & Napalm Death. Pube=pub in my religion. Politics & 47th-obsessed accounts get blocked.
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Here's a thing

Instead of posting false Pres 45/47 tweets/posts, how about NOT POSTING ANY OF HIS SHIT AT ALL
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Parents, if you didn't have a problem until now of not posting pics of your kids on public social media, now might be a good time to start (and maybe scrub what's there already).
January 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
My friend left us half an hour ago. My god, life is so unfair. And FUCK CANCER.
January 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Corriedale is on my "why would you do this to yourself?" list
January 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Without even checking, I bet my bottom pound that some people I considered friends or respectable are still there pretending to be left-wing but laughing & joking alongside racists, rapists and nonces.
So if you’re still on X/Twitter
1.You are helping financially support someone who does nazi salutes
2. Decimated US famine relief programmes causing additional deaths across the world.
3. Developed an AI tool that sexualises women and children without their knowledge.
Shame will follow you
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
This account is 1 zillion % a predator using AI
⚠️ Tonight I’ve been investigating this account which has thrown up many red flags:
🚩 “DMs from women only”
🚩 Replies to women offering them “massages”
🚩 Clearly AI photos

All of this suggests to me that this account is probably run by a man.

A few of you are following. Just be careful out there…
January 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Why don't yis just all marry Sam Allardyce?
January 5, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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New graphics from Target Ovarian Cancer just dropped. I’m really keen to spread the word about symptoms, so please share either my post or the graphic. Other common symptoms include fatigue & changes in bowel habits, it can seem like IBS, and there’s no routine screening.
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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i would suggest an online safety act that can’t deal with CSAM on a widely used social network frequented by most westminster public figures isn’t doing a very good job of keeping anybody safe online
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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This was the accompanying post:
January 5, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Don't laugh, but can anyone recommend any nice eateries in Willenhall or Walsall? Must be open on a Monday & Tuesday night.

And YES I KNOW
January 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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Looked at this and made the noise CJ makes in San Andreas when he’s on fire
Apparently pearl necklace tech has a new development.
January 5, 2026 at 12:34 PM
God, I made the most perfect soup over the weekend, lads.

4 boiled potatoes
10 boiled chopped carrots
2 white air fryer roasted onions
6 roasted cloves of garlic
2 roasted peppers - yellow & red
Sage
Cumin
White pepper

Blend the lot and you have wintry delish-ness
January 5, 2026 at 12:02 PM
10 sacked managers since Fergie left 12 years ago.

I think the problem might be (Man) Yoo
January 5, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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🎵 When your coach has been sacked
For a year that has lacked
That's Amorim
January 5, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Manchestlol Unitelol
January 5, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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Two Aliens Looking At Bluesky
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
A lot of you really need to stop believing things the first time you see them on social media, or taking them at immediate face value.

That trans woman being kicked in the balls poster from the weekend being a fine example. Person behind it being an alleged historic abuser.
January 5, 2026 at 8:43 AM
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Friend shows me photo of a newborn grandson: "Isn't he just the cutest thing ever?!"

Newborn:
January 5, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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i saved this before Everything Happened and god has it come true
January 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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Stranger Things but it’s set in Letterkenny
January 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Smol Paul has been hanging out under the Christmas tree for the last six weeks.

He's just found out we took it down 😬
January 4, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Well yes. Not entirely surprised.
January 4, 2026 at 3:22 PM
There's a pic of Bowie in this documentary from around the early 2000s era where there's a very suspicious white ring around his nostril. You'd think they'd have edited that out.
January 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM