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@jenbren.bsky.social
Starring in alphabetical order, Yodellin' Zeke, Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan & Ernest Borgnine. Dubliner in Yorkshire. Lead singer of Beastie Girls, Geto Boyz & Napalm Death. Pube=pub in my religion. Politics/47th-obsessed accounts=blocked. She/Her/Yer Wan.
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@jenbren.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Here's a thing
Instead of posting false Pres 45/47 tweets/posts, how about NOT POSTING ANY OF HIS SHIT AT ALL
Instead of posting false Pres 45/47 tweets/posts, how about NOT POSTING ANY OF HIS SHIT AT ALL
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The message from the stars was very long and complex, but contained instructions how to decode and parse it incrementally.
There was an image, of a very cute furry creature. And a text, which loosely translated said:
"Send cat pics please!'
#MicroFiction
There was an image, of a very cute furry creature. And a text, which loosely translated said:
"Send cat pics please!'
#MicroFiction
February 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
The message from the stars was very long and complex, but contained instructions how to decode and parse it incrementally.
There was an image, of a very cute furry creature. And a text, which loosely translated said:
"Send cat pics please!'
#MicroFiction
There was an image, of a very cute furry creature. And a text, which loosely translated said:
"Send cat pics please!'
#MicroFiction
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Wanna feel old? This is what Pepto Bismol Diarrhoea Guy looks like today.
February 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Wanna feel old? This is what Pepto Bismol Diarrhoea Guy looks like today.
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Still thinking about how they had Conor MacGregor at the White House for St. Patrick's Day last year, an administration so pro-sexual abuse on principle they looked at the calendar and went "let's see, who's an Irish rapist"
February 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Still thinking about how they had Conor MacGregor at the White House for St. Patrick's Day last year, an administration so pro-sexual abuse on principle they looked at the calendar and went "let's see, who's an Irish rapist"
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dry january gives way to black tar heroin february
February 1, 2026 at 3:58 PM
dry january gives way to black tar heroin february
@ytsrik.bsky.social thanks for the nice list add. All the more grateful for them instead of being added to "Fascists" lists 😂
February 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
@ytsrik.bsky.social thanks for the nice list add. All the more grateful for them instead of being added to "Fascists" lists 😂
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When you're setting up the Facebook page for your Grimsby pub over the phone but then get stabbed
February 1, 2026 at 6:19 PM
When you're setting up the Facebook page for your Grimsby pub over the phone but then get stabbed
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Nothing is more horrifying than a world-historic pedophile ring but the the lack of any meaningful reaction, earnest or feigned, by the Opposition is horrifying in its own right.
February 1, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Nothing is more horrifying than a world-historic pedophile ring but the the lack of any meaningful reaction, earnest or feigned, by the Opposition is horrifying in its own right.
Lolz at Jason Momoa filming 5 miles away from me
February 1, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Lolz at Jason Momoa filming 5 miles away from me
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When Gonzo dies a lot of chickens will come forward, sadly. Be ready for it.
February 1, 2026 at 3:29 PM
When Gonzo dies a lot of chickens will come forward, sadly. Be ready for it.
This is what I love about Dublin.
A bartender of almost 50 years is fondly remembered in the national news.
I worked next to Mulligans in the late 90s and he was hilarious. Vale Noel, gone far too soon. You'll be in the grandfather clock yet.
A bartender of almost 50 years is fondly remembered in the national news.
I worked next to Mulligans in the late 90s and he was hilarious. Vale Noel, gone far too soon. You'll be in the grandfather clock yet.
Noel Hawkins began working in Mulligan's of Poolbeg Street in Dublin in 1979. During his near half-century behind the bar, he became one of the capital's most well-known and best-loved characters
Noel Hawkins, the bartenders' bartender - a tribute
Noel Hawkins began working in Mulligan's of Poolbeg Street in Dublin in 1979. During his near half-century behind the bar, he became one of the capital's most well-known and best-loved characters.
www.rte.ie
February 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
This is what I love about Dublin.
A bartender of almost 50 years is fondly remembered in the national news.
I worked next to Mulligans in the late 90s and he was hilarious. Vale Noel, gone far too soon. You'll be in the grandfather clock yet.
A bartender of almost 50 years is fondly remembered in the national news.
I worked next to Mulligans in the late 90s and he was hilarious. Vale Noel, gone far too soon. You'll be in the grandfather clock yet.
Not great when you go to the pube and you ask for a pint of Diet Coke and the lady serving pauses and says "are you sure?" while giving you side eye.
February 1, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Not great when you go to the pube and you ask for a pint of Diet Coke and the lady serving pauses and says "are you sure?" while giving you side eye.
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For the uninitiated, these are Irish Throwing Stars, an ancient weapon wielded by St. Brigid during the 1916 Rising, striking fear into the hearts of the British, and responsible for the eventual smiting of both Cromwell and Thatcher.
February 1, 2026 at 2:12 PM
For the uninitiated, these are Irish Throwing Stars, an ancient weapon wielded by St. Brigid during the 1916 Rising, striking fear into the hearts of the British, and responsible for the eventual smiting of both Cromwell and Thatcher.
Just found and blocked an account that posts this utter laughable nonsense when anyone posts a pic of them on a plane or refers to being on a plane or in an airport.
Honestly. This level of insanity & scoldposting is becoming laughable now.
Honestly. This level of insanity & scoldposting is becoming laughable now.
February 1, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Just found and blocked an account that posts this utter laughable nonsense when anyone posts a pic of them on a plane or refers to being on a plane or in an airport.
Honestly. This level of insanity & scoldposting is becoming laughable now.
Honestly. This level of insanity & scoldposting is becoming laughable now.
My new shower gel smells like an old Spanish holiday from the 00s I had.
February 1, 2026 at 1:54 PM
My new shower gel smells like an old Spanish holiday from the 00s I had.
Haribo. And general sweety sweets ie boiled sweets.
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
February 1, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Haribo. And general sweety sweets ie boiled sweets.
This whatever it is I've had (it wasn't Covid, tested twice) has ripped a few tornado holes in my brain. I'm censoring loads of posts and holding back replies as I'm struggling to make sense of my own thoughts and opinions today.
February 1, 2026 at 12:46 PM
This whatever it is I've had (it wasn't Covid, tested twice) has ripped a few tornado holes in my brain. I'm censoring loads of posts and holding back replies as I'm struggling to make sense of my own thoughts and opinions today.
Ah, we have reached the point where not only have antibiotics flushed the germs outta me, but also my serotonin too
a close up of a cat with the words oh , the misery written below it
Alt: a close up of a cat with the words oh , the misery written below it
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Ah, we have reached the point where not only have antibiotics flushed the germs outta me, but also my serotonin too
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Why bother with a racist show run by maga sex perverts when you can watch Japanese lesbians fighting giant pandas with a hammer?
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Why bother with a racist show run by maga sex perverts when you can watch Japanese lesbians fighting giant pandas with a hammer?
The volume of red-dress-crappy Valentines Day marketing emails I'm getting rn. If they aren't already AI-generated, they're created by a marketing department that have clearly lost the will to live or were under redundancy consultation.
February 1, 2026 at 10:33 AM
The volume of red-dress-crappy Valentines Day marketing emails I'm getting rn. If they aren't already AI-generated, they're created by a marketing department that have clearly lost the will to live or were under redundancy consultation.
Huge point here.
There is no value to you using these terms to slag off the Naxi Paedos™️ -it just puts you on their level.
There is no value to you using these terms to slag off the Naxi Paedos™️ -it just puts you on their level.
Things that are still very gross even when you do them to fascists because they reveal what you really think about marginalised groups of people:
(Other things are gross too but this is what I’ve seen people doing consistently)
- sex worker shaming
- misogyny
- homophobia
- fatphobia
(Other things are gross too but this is what I’ve seen people doing consistently)
- sex worker shaming
- misogyny
- homophobia
- fatphobia
February 1, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Huge point here.
There is no value to you using these terms to slag off the Naxi Paedos™️ -it just puts you on their level.
There is no value to you using these terms to slag off the Naxi Paedos™️ -it just puts you on their level.
Not just news pages either. Here too.
And another thing. It is REALLY tedious to open a news page every day and see photograph after photograph of the same worst possible humans gurning back at me. It's like a wanker's yearbook.
February 1, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Not just news pages either. Here too.
Is Spotify's UI bust for anyone else? Any time I try to search for a song it takes me to a list so I can't type in what I'm searching for.
And BORE OFF with your holier-than-thou why are you still using Spotify nonsense. Wipe your unwashed ass & do tell me how many lives you've saved.
And BORE OFF with your holier-than-thou why are you still using Spotify nonsense. Wipe your unwashed ass & do tell me how many lives you've saved.
February 1, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Is Spotify's UI bust for anyone else? Any time I try to search for a song it takes me to a list so I can't type in what I'm searching for.
And BORE OFF with your holier-than-thou why are you still using Spotify nonsense. Wipe your unwashed ass & do tell me how many lives you've saved.
And BORE OFF with your holier-than-thou why are you still using Spotify nonsense. Wipe your unwashed ass & do tell me how many lives you've saved.
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Rice's face after the Jesus goal 😂
February 1, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Rice's face after the Jesus goal 😂
Byker Grove, 70s edition
Demolished end of a terrace, Byker, Newcastle, 1975, photo by Sirkka-Liisa Konttinen.
February 1, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Byker Grove, 70s edition
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That feeling after youve read the latest Epstein Files release when you realise your crazy friend that used to rant about elite paedophile rings running the world was right all along
February 1, 2026 at 8:22 AM
That feeling after youve read the latest Epstein Files release when you realise your crazy friend that used to rant about elite paedophile rings running the world was right all along