Alistair Coleman
@alistaircoleman.bsky.social
Former internet celebrity. Former journalist. Current author and @apiln.bsky.social Supreme Leader. fizzandnonsense.bsky.social completes me.
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Once more with the Lo-fi lookalikes in foreign media, then.
Every celebrity has a lookalike in foreign media no.???: Turkish Nick Knowles out off of Strictly Come Dancing
Every celebrity has a lookalike in foreign media no.???: Turkish Nick Knowles out off of Strictly Come Dancing
Reposted by Alistair Coleman
“Emergency Podcasts Sir…”
a man with a helmet on says thousands of em
Alt: a man with a helmet on says thousands of em
media.tenor.com
February 19, 2026 at 11:12 AM
“Emergency Podcasts Sir…”
This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone
February 19, 2026 at 11:15 AM
This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone
LOCAL COUNCILLOR STANDING IN A HOLE KLAXON
Anger as 'bodged repairs' leave pothole-ridden ‘jungle tracks’
Some rural Herefordshire roads are descending into “jungle tracks” due to poor maintenance, one local representative has claimed.
www.herefordtimes.com
February 19, 2026 at 11:05 AM
LOCAL COUNCILLOR STANDING IN A HOLE KLAXON
I bet he’s sweating now, eh readers?
February 19, 2026 at 10:31 AM
I bet he’s sweating now, eh readers?
Astonished* at the number of reply guys on Facebook who are REALLY into Lent for the first time in their lives, replying to their favourite football team’s Ramadan Mubarak wishes with “What about Ash Wednesday?”
*Barely surprised at all.
*Barely surprised at all.
February 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Astonished* at the number of reply guys on Facebook who are REALLY into Lent for the first time in their lives, replying to their favourite football team’s Ramadan Mubarak wishes with “What about Ash Wednesday?”
*Barely surprised at all.
*Barely surprised at all.
Colitis flare-up. Panicked and had hummus on sourdough for lunch.
…and I liked it…
…and I liked it…
February 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Colitis flare-up. Panicked and had hummus on sourdough for lunch.
…and I liked it…
…and I liked it…
Reposted by Alistair Coleman
Guess what? It's Beano Day! I've only written the Bash Street Kids for this issue, but it does include a steamed hams reference for all you Simpsons fans out there!
Script by me, art by Shannon Gallant! Out now!
Script by me, art by Shannon Gallant! Out now!
February 18, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Guess what? It's Beano Day! I've only written the Bash Street Kids for this issue, but it does include a steamed hams reference for all you Simpsons fans out there!
Script by me, art by Shannon Gallant! Out now!
Script by me, art by Shannon Gallant! Out now!
All news media to be replaced by town criers.
Your challenge for the day is to invent a ReformUK policy. On Shrove Tuesday next year we get to see if they’ve adopted it.
Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
February 17, 2026 at 8:59 PM
All news media to be replaced by town criers.
Someone in this household of two people brought in one of rubber eggs from the henhouse thinking it was a real egg. I am not at liberty to name the person, who is an IDIOT.
February 17, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Someone in this household of two people brought in one of rubber eggs from the henhouse thinking it was a real egg. I am not at liberty to name the person, who is an IDIOT.
Reposted by Alistair Coleman
Reposted by Alistair Coleman
Reposted by Alistair Coleman
Happy Year of the Hompse to all who celebrate!
the comedians who go on gb news like to say that “all comedy has a target”, but my daughter drew this horse on a whiteboard and wrote “hompse” next to it, so she wins the debate
February 17, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Happy Year of the Hompse to all who celebrate!
Set the “Corned Beef of my Childhood” poem to a stirring piece of music by Elgar and make it the national anthem.
Your challenge for the day is to invent a ReformUK policy. On Shrove Tuesday next year we get to see if they’ve adopted it.
Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
February 17, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Set the “Corned Beef of my Childhood” poem to a stirring piece of music by Elgar and make it the national anthem.
Bring back:
1. Spangles
2. The birch
3. Real light bulbs
4. Preventable diseases
5. Mandatory drinking from the hosepipe
1. Spangles
2. The birch
3. Real light bulbs
4. Preventable diseases
5. Mandatory drinking from the hosepipe
Your challenge for the day is to invent a ReformUK policy. On Shrove Tuesday next year we get to see if they’ve adopted it.
Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
February 17, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Bring back:
1. Spangles
2. The birch
3. Real light bulbs
4. Preventable diseases
5. Mandatory drinking from the hosepipe
1. Spangles
2. The birch
3. Real light bulbs
4. Preventable diseases
5. Mandatory drinking from the hosepipe
Hey gang, @gingertotty.bsky.social is out there doing original art. Buy her stuff!
@gingertotty.bsky.social IT ARRIVES (Leo, a dog, for scale)
February 17, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Hey gang, @gingertotty.bsky.social is out there doing original art. Buy her stuff!
@gingertotty.bsky.social IT ARRIVES (Leo, a dog, for scale)
February 17, 2026 at 12:32 PM
@gingertotty.bsky.social IT ARRIVES (Leo, a dog, for scale)
“Anyway, here’s Wonderwall”
February 17, 2026 at 10:11 AM
“Anyway, here’s Wonderwall”
“Monkey tennis… Inner-city Sumo… Running a Caravan Park with Danny Dyer…”
February 17, 2026 at 8:43 AM
“Monkey tennis… Inner-city Sumo… Running a Caravan Park with Danny Dyer…”
How to Get to Heaven from Belfast on the Netflix seems quite good.
February 16, 2026 at 8:46 PM
How to Get to Heaven from Belfast on the Netflix seems quite good.
Dehumanisation is such a big word
It’s been around since Richard the Third
— The Human League
It’s been around since Richard the Third
— The Human League
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Dehumanisation is such a big word
It’s been around since Richard the Third
— The Human League
It’s been around since Richard the Third
— The Human League
I’ve done another Old Person Retires To Live On A Farm, and set up my weather station.
Winds westlerly, slight, 5°c, 1015mb rising.
Winds westlerly, slight, 5°c, 1015mb rising.
February 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I’ve done another Old Person Retires To Live On A Farm, and set up my weather station.
Winds westlerly, slight, 5°c, 1015mb rising.
Winds westlerly, slight, 5°c, 1015mb rising.
I. AM. HAVING. A. FAG. #kimjonguntrouserwatch
February 16, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I. AM. HAVING. A. FAG. #kimjonguntrouserwatch
Mr and Mrs Action Ron have gone to the paper after receiving a Virgin Media bill of £900 for scud movies they swear they haven’t watched.
February 16, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Mr and Mrs Action Ron have gone to the paper after receiving a Virgin Media bill of £900 for scud movies they swear they haven’t watched.