Alistair Coleman
@alistaircoleman.bsky.social
Former internet celebrity. Former journalist. Current author and @apiln.bsky.social Supreme Leader. fizzandnonsense.bsky.social completes me.
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Once more with the Lo-fi lookalikes in foreign media, then.
Every celebrity has a lookalike in foreign media no.???: Turkish Nick Knowles out off of Strictly Come Dancing
Every celebrity has a lookalike in foreign media no.???: Turkish Nick Knowles out off of Strictly Come Dancing
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A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
Post a non religious photo you think of as holy
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Post a non religious photo you think of as holy
You mean to tell me this “Domination” thing isn’t a nu-metal gig?
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You mean to tell me this “Domination” thing isn’t a nu-metal gig?
Happy Turkmenistan Tree Planting Day (Autumn) for those who are celebrating. Twice a year, President Serdar Berdimuhamedov, a shovel, and his unfeasibly smooth neck photoshopped hovering next to a tree.
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Happy Turkmenistan Tree Planting Day (Autumn) for those who are celebrating. Twice a year, President Serdar Berdimuhamedov, a shovel, and his unfeasibly smooth neck photoshopped hovering next to a tree.
Sir, a second Sandra Bullock has followed Alistair Coleman
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Sir, a second Sandra Bullock has followed Alistair Coleman
Book 67 of the year, ably held by my good friend Inky 🐙, is Zoe’s Tale by the lad @scalzi.com. Hopes = high.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Book 67 of the year, ably held by my good friend Inky 🐙, is Zoe’s Tale by the lad @scalzi.com. Hopes = high.
God tier condiment.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
God tier condiment.
Speaking as a recently-retired BBC journalist who is still self-censoring his opinions on social media: Well.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...
BBC director general Tim Davie and News CEO Deborah Turness resign over Trump documentary edit
Davie says
www.bbc.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Speaking as a recently-retired BBC journalist who is still self-censoring his opinions on social media: Well.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...
Went to the seaside lads.
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Went to the seaside lads.
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Oh for flip’s sake Arsenal #FFSArsenal #SUNARS
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Oh for flip’s sake Arsenal #FFSArsenal #SUNARS
Me, exhausted: “Why am I so exhausted?”
Dotty: “Because you’ve just moved house while being unwell”
Me: “Ah yes, that’ll be it”
Dotty: “Because you’ve just moved house while being unwell”
Me: “Ah yes, that’ll be it”
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Me, exhausted: “Why am I so exhausted?”
Dotty: “Because you’ve just moved house while being unwell”
Me: “Ah yes, that’ll be it”
Dotty: “Because you’ve just moved house while being unwell”
Me: “Ah yes, that’ll be it”
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Reposted by Alistair Coleman
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
Leo, a dug, laird of all he surveys.
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Leo, a dug, laird of all he surveys.
Barton, though.
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Barton, though.
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BBC really burying the lede there
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
BBC really burying the lede there
Fans of brutalist architecture: I saw the Gala Fairydean main stand yesterday, and it’s as truly magnificent in real life as it is when it’s pretending to be Streatham Rovers.
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Fans of brutalist architecture: I saw the Gala Fairydean main stand yesterday, and it’s as truly magnificent in real life as it is when it’s pretending to be Streatham Rovers.
Moving house status: I have rebuilt the book cases. This involved much effing and jeffing, and shouting “GET IN THE HOLE!” at screws and fixings more than an American golf fan.
November 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Moving house status: I have rebuilt the book cases. This involved much effing and jeffing, and shouting “GET IN THE HOLE!” at screws and fixings more than an American golf fan.
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That’s a wrap
BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C., is found not guilty of assault.
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge
A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington has been found not guilty of assault.
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
That’s a wrap
“100% cooked chicken breast” implies that other percentages are available 🤢
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
“100% cooked chicken breast” implies that other percentages are available 🤢
Well, I wonder who’s going to win that then.
Fifa to award new ‘peace prize’ in Washington next month on.ft.com/43efnLR
Fifa to award new ‘peace prize’ in Washington next month
Head of football governing body is close ally of Donald Trump, fuelling speculation that US president may be first recipient
on.ft.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Well, I wonder who’s going to win that then.
I am HOME and Leo, a dug is pleased to see me.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I am HOME and Leo, a dug is pleased to see me.