Alistair Coleman
@alistaircoleman.bsky.social
Former internet celebrity. Former journalist. Current author and @apiln.bsky.social Supreme Leader. fizzandnonsense.bsky.social completes me.
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Once more with the Lo-fi lookalikes in foreign media, then.
Every celebrity has a lookalike in foreign media no.???: Turkish Nick Knowles out off of Strictly Come Dancing
Every celebrity has a lookalike in foreign media no.???: Turkish Nick Knowles out off of Strictly Come Dancing
Reposted by Alistair Coleman
“Emergency Podcasts Sir…”
a man with a helmet on says thousands of em
Alt: a man with a helmet on says thousands of em
media.tenor.com
February 19, 2026 at 11:12 AM
“Emergency Podcasts Sir…”
This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone
February 19, 2026 at 11:15 AM
This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone
LOCAL COUNCILLOR STANDING IN A HOLE KLAXON
Anger as 'bodged repairs' leave pothole-ridden ‘jungle tracks’
Some rural Herefordshire roads are descending into “jungle tracks” due to poor maintenance, one local representative has claimed.
www.herefordtimes.com
February 19, 2026 at 11:05 AM
LOCAL COUNCILLOR STANDING IN A HOLE KLAXON
THIS IS MONARCHY MANIFEST
February 19, 2026 at 10:33 AM
THIS IS MONARCHY MANIFEST
I bet he’s sweating now, eh readers?
February 19, 2026 at 10:31 AM
I bet he’s sweating now, eh readers?
Astonished* at the number of reply guys on Facebook who are REALLY into Lent for the first time in their lives, replying to their favourite football team’s Ramadan Mubarak wishes with “What about Ash Wednesday?”
*Barely surprised at all.
*Barely surprised at all.
February 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Astonished* at the number of reply guys on Facebook who are REALLY into Lent for the first time in their lives, replying to their favourite football team’s Ramadan Mubarak wishes with “What about Ash Wednesday?”
*Barely surprised at all.
*Barely surprised at all.
Colitis flare-up. Panicked and had hummus on sourdough for lunch.
…and I liked it…
…and I liked it…
February 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Colitis flare-up. Panicked and had hummus on sourdough for lunch.
…and I liked it…
…and I liked it…
Reposted by Alistair Coleman
Guess what? It's Beano Day! I've only written the Bash Street Kids for this issue, but it does include a steamed hams reference for all you Simpsons fans out there!
Script by me, art by Shannon Gallant! Out now!
Script by me, art by Shannon Gallant! Out now!
February 18, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Guess what? It's Beano Day! I've only written the Bash Street Kids for this issue, but it does include a steamed hams reference for all you Simpsons fans out there!
Script by me, art by Shannon Gallant! Out now!
Script by me, art by Shannon Gallant! Out now!
I feel seen, and possibly personally affronted.
February 17, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I feel seen, and possibly personally affronted.
Speaking of which, ours fetched me a nasty peck on the ankle this morning.
February 17, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Speaking of which, ours fetched me a nasty peck on the ankle this morning.
All news media to be replaced by town criers.
Your challenge for the day is to invent a ReformUK policy. On Shrove Tuesday next year we get to see if they’ve adopted it.
Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
February 17, 2026 at 8:59 PM
All news media to be replaced by town criers.
This is the correct answer
February 17, 2026 at 8:56 PM
This is the correct answer
They fool easily-duped chickens into laying a real egg.
February 17, 2026 at 8:31 PM
They fool easily-duped chickens into laying a real egg.
Someone in this household of two people brought in one of rubber eggs from the henhouse thinking it was a real egg. I am not at liberty to name the person, who is an IDIOT.
February 17, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Someone in this household of two people brought in one of rubber eggs from the henhouse thinking it was a real egg. I am not at liberty to name the person, who is an IDIOT.
Reposted by Alistair Coleman
Reposted by Alistair Coleman
Reposted by Alistair Coleman
Happy Year of the Hompse to all who celebrate!
the comedians who go on gb news like to say that “all comedy has a target”, but my daughter drew this horse on a whiteboard and wrote “hompse” next to it, so she wins the debate
February 17, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Happy Year of the Hompse to all who celebrate!
tHe InTeRnEt Is AmErIcAn So SpEaK aMeRiCaN
and damn it’s hard to type like that.
and damn it’s hard to type like that.
February 17, 2026 at 5:26 PM
tHe InTeRnEt Is AmErIcAn So SpEaK aMeRiCaN
and damn it’s hard to type like that.
and damn it’s hard to type like that.
I distinctly remember hearing the author is Australian. Who knows?
February 17, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I distinctly remember hearing the author is Australian. Who knows?
The Facebook nostalgia pages have swivelled from bloody awful poems to bloody awful AI videos full of glitches of scruffs playing in bombed-out streets and (post) nuclear families sitting around the table for Sunday dinner.
February 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
The Facebook nostalgia pages have swivelled from bloody awful poems to bloody awful AI videos full of glitches of scruffs playing in bombed-out streets and (post) nuclear families sitting around the table for Sunday dinner.
It’s proper hellish WOMEN KNOW YOUR PLACE. We need to track down this Author Unknown bloke and give him a good talking to.
February 17, 2026 at 1:50 PM
It’s proper hellish WOMEN KNOW YOUR PLACE. We need to track down this Author Unknown bloke and give him a good talking to.
Shops back then were famous for not selling food.
February 17, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Shops back then were famous for not selling food.
Oh, and this total horror as well, about having to face the struggles of post-war Britain without the aid of LSD.
February 17, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Oh, and this total horror as well, about having to face the struggles of post-war Britain without the aid of LSD.