Alistair Coleman
@alistaircoleman.bsky.social
Former internet celebrity. Former journalist. Current author and @apiln.bsky.social Supreme Leader. fizzandnonsense.bsky.social completes me.
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Once more with the Lo-fi lookalikes in foreign media, then.
Every celebrity has a lookalike in foreign media no.???: Turkish Nick Knowles out off of Strictly Come Dancing
Every celebrity has a lookalike in foreign media no.???: Turkish Nick Knowles out off of Strictly Come Dancing
Tattoo place in Weymouth today.
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Tattoo place in Weymouth today.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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Post an image that always makes you laugh.
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Post an image that always makes you laugh.
Just felt myself age twenty years lads.
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Just felt myself age twenty years lads.
This is NOT how I remember the book.
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
This is NOT how I remember the book.
JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
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November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Nine years ago and still relevant.
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Nine years ago and still relevant.
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BBC has an excellent live text page on the emerging Trump/Epstein revelations.
New Epstein emails that mention Trump released by House Democrats - live updates
One newly-released email is between convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and his associate Ghislaine Maxwell.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
BBC has an excellent live text page on the emerging Trump/Epstein revelations.
Reposted by Alistair Coleman
It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
Going on a train* today from Berwick (right at the top) to Weymouth (right at the bottom) and it’s costing me less than £100. It’s a Festivus miracle!
*strictly speaking two trains plus two on the Underground.
*strictly speaking two trains plus two on the Underground.
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Going on a train* today from Berwick (right at the top) to Weymouth (right at the bottom) and it’s costing me less than £100. It’s a Festivus miracle!
*strictly speaking two trains plus two on the Underground.
*strictly speaking two trains plus two on the Underground.
Went over the border into England to look at Gaia at Hexham Abbey. They could have chosen a day to photograph the Earth when it wasn’t cloudy.
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Went over the border into England to look at Gaia at Hexham Abbey. They could have chosen a day to photograph the Earth when it wasn’t cloudy.
Your mum etc
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Your mum etc
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A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
Post a non religious photo you think of as holy
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Post a non religious photo you think of as holy
You mean to tell me this “Domination” thing isn’t a nu-metal gig?
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You mean to tell me this “Domination” thing isn’t a nu-metal gig?
Happy Turkmenistan Tree Planting Day (Autumn) for those who are celebrating. Twice a year, President Serdar Berdimuhamedov, a shovel, and his unfeasibly smooth neck photoshopped hovering next to a tree.
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Happy Turkmenistan Tree Planting Day (Autumn) for those who are celebrating. Twice a year, President Serdar Berdimuhamedov, a shovel, and his unfeasibly smooth neck photoshopped hovering next to a tree.
Sir, a second Sandra Bullock has followed Alistair Coleman
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Sir, a second Sandra Bullock has followed Alistair Coleman
Book 67 of the year, ably held by my good friend Inky 🐙, is Zoe’s Tale by the lad @scalzi.com. Hopes = high.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Book 67 of the year, ably held by my good friend Inky 🐙, is Zoe’s Tale by the lad @scalzi.com. Hopes = high.
God tier condiment.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
God tier condiment.
Speaking as a recently-retired BBC journalist who is still self-censoring his opinions on social media: Well.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...
BBC director general Tim Davie and News CEO Deborah Turness resign over Trump documentary edit
Davie says
www.bbc.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Speaking as a recently-retired BBC journalist who is still self-censoring his opinions on social media: Well.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...
Went to the seaside lads.
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Went to the seaside lads.
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Oh for flip’s sake Arsenal #FFSArsenal #SUNARS
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Oh for flip’s sake Arsenal #FFSArsenal #SUNARS