Tamara Bumpdeeay
@moiness.bsky.social
Autistic. Policy wonk. Live in south London with hubby and trans teen daughter.
Likes: singing, 📖,🚶🏼♀️➡️, SciFi, and eating. Most likely to be found doing genealogy or under a 🐈⬛
Likes: singing, 📖,🚶🏼♀️➡️, SciFi, and eating. Most likely to be found doing genealogy or under a 🐈⬛
Can’t. I walk the earth, my darling. This is my home.
Can't. Walking 500 miles (and 500 more).
Can't. Carrying on waywardly.
February 18, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Can’t. I walk the earth, my darling. This is my home.
So - giving up Chocolate is it?
Unless you are fasting like a medieval don’t so much as mention Lent:
Ash Wednesday and Good Friday - no food
Otherwise no food until 3
Drinking allowed
No animal meats or fats
No eggs
No dairy - eggs, milk, cheese, cream, butter
I personally give up religion
Unless you are fasting like a medieval don’t so much as mention Lent:
Ash Wednesday and Good Friday - no food
Otherwise no food until 3
Drinking allowed
No animal meats or fats
No eggs
No dairy - eggs, milk, cheese, cream, butter
I personally give up religion
February 18, 2026 at 8:33 AM
So - giving up Chocolate is it?
Unless you are fasting like a medieval don’t so much as mention Lent:
Ash Wednesday and Good Friday - no food
Otherwise no food until 3
Drinking allowed
No animal meats or fats
No eggs
No dairy - eggs, milk, cheese, cream, butter
I personally give up religion
Unless you are fasting like a medieval don’t so much as mention Lent:
Ash Wednesday and Good Friday - no food
Otherwise no food until 3
Drinking allowed
No animal meats or fats
No eggs
No dairy - eggs, milk, cheese, cream, butter
I personally give up religion
Advertise your account with a GIF
February 17, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Advertise your account with a GIF
A 65+ telephone complaints line for everything. Then you only need one number.
Bin not collected?
Yoof on the street?
Can’t find the Camp Coffee because Asda moved it again?
Bin not collected?
Yoof on the street?
Can’t find the Camp Coffee because Asda moved it again?
Your challenge for the day is to invent a ReformUK policy. On Shrove Tuesday next year we get to see if they’ve adopted it.
Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
Remember, it should appeal to insane pensioners and absolutely nobody else. QT with yours!
February 17, 2026 at 12:24 PM
A 65+ telephone complaints line for everything. Then you only need one number.
Bin not collected?
Yoof on the street?
Can’t find the Camp Coffee because Asda moved it again?
Bin not collected?
Yoof on the street?
Can’t find the Camp Coffee because Asda moved it again?
Reposted by Tamara Bumpdeeay
Hurray! We have a birb imitating a moped alarm #SoundsOfLondon
February 17, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Hurray! We have a birb imitating a moped alarm #SoundsOfLondon
Hurray! We have a birb imitating a moped alarm #SoundsOfLondon
February 17, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Hurray! We have a birb imitating a moped alarm #SoundsOfLondon
Betty's in a wet T-shirt, feeling foolish and vain
Looking like some housecat that got caught out in the rain
Staring into the mirror at this less-than-pretty picture
Feeling ten years older now, and fifty bucks richer
Looking like some housecat that got caught out in the rain
Staring into the mirror at this less-than-pretty picture
Feeling ten years older now, and fifty bucks richer
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 17, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Betty's in a wet T-shirt, feeling foolish and vain
Looking like some housecat that got caught out in the rain
Staring into the mirror at this less-than-pretty picture
Feeling ten years older now, and fifty bucks richer
Looking like some housecat that got caught out in the rain
Staring into the mirror at this less-than-pretty picture
Feeling ten years older now, and fifty bucks richer
Block-a-boots!
‘Nice shoes, mate’: we road test the brick-shaped £199 Lego Crocs
‘Nice shoes, mate’: we road test the brick-shaped £199 Lego Crocs
Lego and Crocs have joined forces to create oversized Lego-shaped shoes. Are they as ridiculous as they sound? We sent our most podophilic writer to find out
www.theguardian.com
February 15, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Block-a-boots!
Today is my birthday.
58 years old but feeling like a 20 year old - with a gammy hip and fucked knees.
@robtelford.bsky.social is taking me and daughter person @sholsbury.bsky.social to the local Spanish restaurant for lunch.
Salivating already.
58 years old but feeling like a 20 year old - with a gammy hip and fucked knees.
@robtelford.bsky.social is taking me and daughter person @sholsbury.bsky.social to the local Spanish restaurant for lunch.
Salivating already.
February 15, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Today is my birthday.
58 years old but feeling like a 20 year old - with a gammy hip and fucked knees.
@robtelford.bsky.social is taking me and daughter person @sholsbury.bsky.social to the local Spanish restaurant for lunch.
Salivating already.
58 years old but feeling like a 20 year old - with a gammy hip and fucked knees.
@robtelford.bsky.social is taking me and daughter person @sholsbury.bsky.social to the local Spanish restaurant for lunch.
Salivating already.
Roses Are Red
It’s been raining all month
The garden is not blooming
It’s a dark, sticky lump.
It’s been raining all month
The garden is not blooming
It’s a dark, sticky lump.
February 14, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Roses Are Red
It’s been raining all month
The garden is not blooming
It’s a dark, sticky lump.
It’s been raining all month
The garden is not blooming
It’s a dark, sticky lump.
We are fast reaching the point where we have to decide on the point of humans.
Do you want to be an Eloi or a Morlock?
I guarantee you are going to be a Morlock because your voting power is based on your net worth.
#EatTheRich
Do you want to be an Eloi or a Morlock?
I guarantee you are going to be a Morlock because your voting power is based on your net worth.
#EatTheRich
February 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
We are fast reaching the point where we have to decide on the point of humans.
Do you want to be an Eloi or a Morlock?
I guarantee you are going to be a Morlock because your voting power is based on your net worth.
#EatTheRich
Do you want to be an Eloi or a Morlock?
I guarantee you are going to be a Morlock because your voting power is based on your net worth.
#EatTheRich
Reposted by Tamara Bumpdeeay
Beans on the table, boys! New episode now live!
Song 183: “Pinball Wizard” by The Who, Part 1: Always Playing Clean 🎸🫘
A first part of a multi-episode look at the song “Pinball Wizard” by The Who.
Available to listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and via the website: 500songs.com/podcast/song...
Song 183: “Pinball Wizard” by The Who, Part 1: Always Playing Clean 🎸🫘
A first part of a multi-episode look at the song “Pinball Wizard” by The Who.
Available to listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and via the website: 500songs.com/podcast/song...
February 13, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Beans on the table, boys! New episode now live!
Song 183: “Pinball Wizard” by The Who, Part 1: Always Playing Clean 🎸🫘
A first part of a multi-episode look at the song “Pinball Wizard” by The Who.
Available to listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and via the website: 500songs.com/podcast/song...
Song 183: “Pinball Wizard” by The Who, Part 1: Always Playing Clean 🎸🫘
A first part of a multi-episode look at the song “Pinball Wizard” by The Who.
Available to listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and via the website: 500songs.com/podcast/song...
How’s your evening going?
Last week Guy Chambers was on stage with Robbie Williams.
This week I was on stage with Guy chambers.
I am currently collecting all evidence off this disaster to destroy.
#DoNotDrink
Last week Guy Chambers was on stage with Robbie Williams.
This week I was on stage with Guy chambers.
I am currently collecting all evidence off this disaster to destroy.
#DoNotDrink
February 13, 2026 at 10:11 PM
How’s your evening going?
Last week Guy Chambers was on stage with Robbie Williams.
This week I was on stage with Guy chambers.
I am currently collecting all evidence off this disaster to destroy.
#DoNotDrink
Last week Guy Chambers was on stage with Robbie Williams.
This week I was on stage with Guy chambers.
I am currently collecting all evidence off this disaster to destroy.
#DoNotDrink
Man on Train: survey blah
Me: Happy to help!
Man: Can you scan this QR code?
Me: No. That’s daft. I did my cyber security today so no.
Man: Email?
Happy to!
Me: Happy to help!
Man: Can you scan this QR code?
Me: No. That’s daft. I did my cyber security today so no.
Man: Email?
Happy to!
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Man on Train: survey blah
Me: Happy to help!
Man: Can you scan this QR code?
Me: No. That’s daft. I did my cyber security today so no.
Man: Email?
Happy to!
Me: Happy to help!
Man: Can you scan this QR code?
Me: No. That’s daft. I did my cyber security today so no.
Man: Email?
Happy to!
I just realised why Ringo went by the name Starr.
February 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I just realised why Ringo went by the name Starr.
Went to a discussion this week about women’s perceptions of safety outside.
They said that masked Yoof looked intimidating but felt it was the fashion these days.
They complained about middle aged white men in pubs, outside pubs and on the streets after closing.
No mention of other groups.
They said that masked Yoof looked intimidating but felt it was the fashion these days.
They complained about middle aged white men in pubs, outside pubs and on the streets after closing.
No mention of other groups.
February 13, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Went to a discussion this week about women’s perceptions of safety outside.
They said that masked Yoof looked intimidating but felt it was the fashion these days.
They complained about middle aged white men in pubs, outside pubs and on the streets after closing.
No mention of other groups.
They said that masked Yoof looked intimidating but felt it was the fashion these days.
They complained about middle aged white men in pubs, outside pubs and on the streets after closing.
No mention of other groups.
The Government want to lower the voting age to 16.
So in the future a Young person can, on the day they turn 16:
have their Social Media account activated
go and vote.
One of those things sounds ridiculous in context with the other.
#UniversalSufferage
So in the future a Young person can, on the day they turn 16:
have their Social Media account activated
go and vote.
One of those things sounds ridiculous in context with the other.
#UniversalSufferage
February 13, 2026 at 7:47 AM
The Government want to lower the voting age to 16.
So in the future a Young person can, on the day they turn 16:
have their Social Media account activated
go and vote.
One of those things sounds ridiculous in context with the other.
#UniversalSufferage
So in the future a Young person can, on the day they turn 16:
have their Social Media account activated
go and vote.
One of those things sounds ridiculous in context with the other.
#UniversalSufferage
Finished Small Prophets. Delightful.
February 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Finished Small Prophets. Delightful.
You’re doing it very wrong.
fucking cesareans
February 12, 2026 at 12:54 PM
You’re doing it very wrong.
Hello. I am a scammer building a database of all your potential security questions and useful info.
What school did you go to?
What school did you go to?
February 12, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Hello. I am a scammer building a database of all your potential security questions and useful info.
What school did you go to?
What school did you go to?
Saw the first episode of Small Prophets last night. Laughed out loud at script and a couple of the Easter eggs
February 12, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Saw the first episode of Small Prophets last night. Laughed out loud at script and a couple of the Easter eggs
If you are transphobic I will block you.
February 11, 2026 at 8:48 PM
If you are transphobic I will block you.