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Alistair Coleman
@alistaircoleman.bsky.social
Former internet celebrity. Former journalist. Current author and @apiln.bsky.social Supreme Leader. fizzandnonsense.bsky.social completes me.
Post a non religious photo you think of as holy
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Saw this very specific veterinary surgery in Edinburgh.
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
You mean to tell me this “Domination” thing isn’t a nu-metal gig?
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Happy Turkmenistan Tree Planting Day (Autumn) for those who are celebrating. Twice a year, President Serdar Berdimuhamedov, a shovel, and his unfeasibly smooth neck photoshopped hovering next to a tree.
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Sir, a second Sandra Bullock has followed Alistair Coleman
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Book 67 of the year, ably held by my good friend Inky 🐙, is Zoe’s Tale by the lad @scalzi.com. Hopes = high.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
God tier condiment.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
-OLETO
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Went to the seaside lads.
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Jayson Chestnut
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Leo, a dug, laird of all he surveys.
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Barton, though.
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Fans of brutalist architecture: I saw the Gala Fairydean main stand yesterday, and it’s as truly magnificent in real life as it is when it’s pretending to be Streatham Rovers.
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It continues.
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Seems legit.
November 7, 2025 at 9:50 AM
“100% cooked chicken breast” implies that other percentages are available 🤢
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
And yet…
November 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The time South Africa gave a medal to previous FIFA wrong’un Sepp Blatter, copying his full name into citation from his recently vandalised Wikipedia page. So there’s previous.
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I am HOME and Leo, a dug is pleased to see me.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
CHIPPY CHIPS
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The universe is now in balance after I managed to also smash my face in with a water bottle. I am an idiot.
November 4, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Delighted to report that I have successfully deployed Fish In The Car against chuggers in Dorchester town centre.
November 4, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Today on Duolingo: “Talk about Ghostbusters”
November 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Regret to report that our tame Facebook nostalgia page is still publishing dreadful poetry, now with added racism.

(Label added as a CW)
November 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
One of the classics has come back around the block. As a compromise, I would heartily approve trial by combat were it undertaken naked in a darkened basement using greased anvils.
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM