Alistair Coleman
@alistaircoleman.bsky.social
Former internet celebrity. Former journalist. Current author and @apiln.bsky.social Supreme Leader. fizzandnonsense.bsky.social completes me.
Post a non religious photo you think of as holy
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Post a non religious photo you think of as holy
Saw this very specific veterinary surgery in Edinburgh.
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Saw this very specific veterinary surgery in Edinburgh.
You mean to tell me this “Domination” thing isn’t a nu-metal gig?
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You mean to tell me this “Domination” thing isn’t a nu-metal gig?
Happy Turkmenistan Tree Planting Day (Autumn) for those who are celebrating. Twice a year, President Serdar Berdimuhamedov, a shovel, and his unfeasibly smooth neck photoshopped hovering next to a tree.
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Happy Turkmenistan Tree Planting Day (Autumn) for those who are celebrating. Twice a year, President Serdar Berdimuhamedov, a shovel, and his unfeasibly smooth neck photoshopped hovering next to a tree.
Sir, a second Sandra Bullock has followed Alistair Coleman
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Sir, a second Sandra Bullock has followed Alistair Coleman
Book 67 of the year, ably held by my good friend Inky 🐙, is Zoe’s Tale by the lad @scalzi.com. Hopes = high.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Book 67 of the year, ably held by my good friend Inky 🐙, is Zoe’s Tale by the lad @scalzi.com. Hopes = high.
God tier condiment.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
God tier condiment.
Went to the seaside lads.
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Went to the seaside lads.
Jayson Chestnut
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Jayson Chestnut
Leo, a dug, laird of all he surveys.
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Leo, a dug, laird of all he surveys.
Barton, though.
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Barton, though.
Fans of brutalist architecture: I saw the Gala Fairydean main stand yesterday, and it’s as truly magnificent in real life as it is when it’s pretending to be Streatham Rovers.
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Fans of brutalist architecture: I saw the Gala Fairydean main stand yesterday, and it’s as truly magnificent in real life as it is when it’s pretending to be Streatham Rovers.
It continues.
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
It continues.
“100% cooked chicken breast” implies that other percentages are available 🤢
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 PM
“100% cooked chicken breast” implies that other percentages are available 🤢
The time South Africa gave a medal to previous FIFA wrong’un Sepp Blatter, copying his full name into citation from his recently vandalised Wikipedia page. So there’s previous.
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The time South Africa gave a medal to previous FIFA wrong’un Sepp Blatter, copying his full name into citation from his recently vandalised Wikipedia page. So there’s previous.
I am HOME and Leo, a dug is pleased to see me.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I am HOME and Leo, a dug is pleased to see me.
The universe is now in balance after I managed to also smash my face in with a water bottle. I am an idiot.
November 4, 2025 at 10:57 AM
The universe is now in balance after I managed to also smash my face in with a water bottle. I am an idiot.
Delighted to report that I have successfully deployed Fish In The Car against chuggers in Dorchester town centre.
November 4, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Delighted to report that I have successfully deployed Fish In The Car against chuggers in Dorchester town centre.
Today on Duolingo: “Talk about Ghostbusters”
November 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Today on Duolingo: “Talk about Ghostbusters”
Regret to report that our tame Facebook nostalgia page is still publishing dreadful poetry, now with added racism.
(Label added as a CW)
(Label added as a CW)
November 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Regret to report that our tame Facebook nostalgia page is still publishing dreadful poetry, now with added racism.
(Label added as a CW)
(Label added as a CW)
One of the classics has come back around the block. As a compromise, I would heartily approve trial by combat were it undertaken naked in a darkened basement using greased anvils.
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
One of the classics has come back around the block. As a compromise, I would heartily approve trial by combat were it undertaken naked in a darkened basement using greased anvils.