RedScharlach
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Red Scharlach speaks to the nation, when she isn't engaging in recreational otter promotion or her favourite forms of internet whimsy.
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Tilda Swinton is using haute couture as an excuse for shoplifting random items down her frock, and nobody dares to challenge her about it. Wake up, sheeple.
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Tilda Swinton is using haute couture as an excuse for shoplifting random items down her frock, and nobody dares to challenge her about it. Wake up, sheeple.
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Just remembered that on my way to work this morning I saw a bloke in ordinary clothes, walking along holding a Captain Britain shield as if it had fallen from the heavens and he had no idea what to do about it.
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Just remembered that on my way to work this morning I saw a bloke in ordinary clothes, walking along holding a Captain Britain shield as if it had fallen from the heavens and he had no idea what to do about it.
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soup as old as time
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
soup as old as time
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
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JR Hartley sitting in a tree
F-I-S-H-I-N-G
F-I-S-H-I-N-G
What's JR Hartley doing up a tree in the video for XTC's "Dear God"?
youtu.be/p554R-Jq43A?...
youtu.be/p554R-Jq43A?...
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
JR Hartley sitting in a tree
F-I-S-H-I-N-G
F-I-S-H-I-N-G
I don't think I'm likely to die on a hill. It's a better bet that I'll die at the bottom of the hill while whining about not wanting to go up it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I don't think I'm likely to die on a hill. It's a better bet that I'll die at the bottom of the hill while whining about not wanting to go up it.
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can't park there mate
August 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
can't park there mate
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french wikipedia is the only language that has a "list of bastards" article
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM
french wikipedia is the only language that has a "list of bastards" article
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Wood ducks are cavity nesters and frequently use nest boxes. After the ducklings hatch, the next day, after the female ensures it is safe, the ducklings jump out of the box to start their adventurous life. Photos taken in my yard. #Birdoftheday theme #takeoff 🪶
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Wood ducks are cavity nesters and frequently use nest boxes. After the ducklings hatch, the next day, after the female ensures it is safe, the ducklings jump out of the box to start their adventurous life. Photos taken in my yard. #Birdoftheday theme #takeoff 🪶
Did Celia Imrie write this?
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Did Celia Imrie write this?
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Beautiful Jill McDonald front and back covers for this 1960s primary school English textbook, filled with lovely, thoughtful invitations to imagine, play with poems and write short creative pieces
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Beautiful Jill McDonald front and back covers for this 1960s primary school English textbook, filled with lovely, thoughtful invitations to imagine, play with poems and write short creative pieces
Legs are standing
In the desert
Vast and trunkless
In the sun
They're a relic
Of a king's great hubris
Ozymandias, everyone
🎄
In the desert
Vast and trunkless
In the sun
They're a relic
Of a king's great hubris
Ozymandias, everyone
🎄
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Legs are standing
In the desert
Vast and trunkless
In the sun
They're a relic
Of a king's great hubris
Ozymandias, everyone
🎄
In the desert
Vast and trunkless
In the sun
They're a relic
Of a king's great hubris
Ozymandias, everyone
🎄
Joe/Nick, lovers to enemies to lovers, slowburn, 100,000+ #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Joe/Nick, lovers to enemies to lovers, slowburn, 100,000+ #CelebrityTraitors
"Behind the gormless façade": they definitely don't write celebrity captions like they used to.
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"Behind the gormless façade": they definitely don't write celebrity captions like they used to.
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When I was young, there was a 6 month period where my dad was away in the Falkland's. My sisters wrote him a letter explaining how we were going to a bonfire for 'Gay Fox Night'.
This is what happens when your mother has a strong Northern Irish accent and is the main influence on your accent.
This is what happens when your mother has a strong Northern Irish accent and is the main influence on your accent.
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
When I was young, there was a 6 month period where my dad was away in the Falkland's. My sisters wrote him a letter explaining how we were going to a bonfire for 'Gay Fox Night'.
This is what happens when your mother has a strong Northern Irish accent and is the main influence on your accent.
This is what happens when your mother has a strong Northern Irish accent and is the main influence on your accent.
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Randomly remembering how Jean Michel Jarre collaborated with Hank Marvin in the late 80s and because of his accent would refer to the former Shadow in interviews as “Honk Marvin”.
November 5, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Randomly remembering how Jean Michel Jarre collaborated with Hank Marvin in the late 80s and because of his accent would refer to the former Shadow in interviews as “Honk Marvin”.
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There is an osteopath in one of the flats at the Barbican, which I keep meaning to book a session with just so I can go into one of the flats at the Barbican
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
There is an osteopath in one of the flats at the Barbican, which I keep meaning to book a session with just so I can go into one of the flats at the Barbican
🎶
Dog on an escalator
Pick up your pup when you're going down
Dog on an escalator
Pick up your pup when you're going down
November 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
🎶
Dog on an escalator
Pick up your pup when you're going down
Dog on an escalator
Pick up your pup when you're going down
A big butch shout-out for Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, the big butch manly movie podcast that is now on YouTube: www.youtube.com/@kkbbpod Although they specialize in Bond, they cover a wide range of culty, kitschy viewing, and Andrew and Shane are funny, perceptive and just delightful to spend time with.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
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November 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
A big butch shout-out for Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, the big butch manly movie podcast that is now on YouTube: www.youtube.com/@kkbbpod Although they specialize in Bond, they cover a wide range of culty, kitschy viewing, and Andrew and Shane are funny, perceptive and just delightful to spend time with.
Happy #GodzillaDay to all who celebrate!
Also, fruit salad flavour Chewits are the best and I could happily devour a packet right now.
Also, fruit salad flavour Chewits are the best and I could happily devour a packet right now.
November 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Happy #GodzillaDay to all who celebrate!
Also, fruit salad flavour Chewits are the best and I could happily devour a packet right now.
Also, fruit salad flavour Chewits are the best and I could happily devour a packet right now.
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
Had a hilarious Halloween night at the Union Chapel, seeing comedy from Phil Wang, Amy Gledhill, Mike Wozniak and more. (And after his recent tonsorial horrors, I can confirm that Mr Wozniak's hair is now a number 4 all over and looks pretty darn good.)
October 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Had a hilarious Halloween night at the Union Chapel, seeing comedy from Phil Wang, Amy Gledhill, Mike Wozniak and more. (And after his recent tonsorial horrors, I can confirm that Mr Wozniak's hair is now a number 4 all over and looks pretty darn good.)
There are loads of ads on the tube at the moment that feature people bathing in Heinz soup, but whatever modern advertising can do, medieval manuscripts can always do better.
October 31, 2025 at 11:54 AM
There are loads of ads on the tube at the moment that feature people bathing in Heinz soup, but whatever modern advertising can do, medieval manuscripts can always do better.
So, Joe Marler + Nick Mohammed + celebrity bromance roadtrip series when? #CelebrityTraitors
October 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
So, Joe Marler + Nick Mohammed + celebrity bromance roadtrip series when? #CelebrityTraitors
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'I was just about to drop off, when suddenly, 'tap, tap, tap' at the window, you know who it was? Bleedin' Ozymandias! Stark naked save for a cold sneering visage. He was hanging on the window sill, I could see his trunkless legs all white, saying 'Peter, look upon my works, Peter, and despair!'
October 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
'I was just about to drop off, when suddenly, 'tap, tap, tap' at the window, you know who it was? Bleedin' Ozymandias! Stark naked save for a cold sneering visage. He was hanging on the window sill, I could see his trunkless legs all white, saying 'Peter, look upon my works, Peter, and despair!'