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The Sleeper's Sleep
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Customer Experience Lead at Crisis Mountain
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, my phone rang. The phone's caller ID said "The Politician." Thunder crashed. A thrill ran up my spine. The worm was on the other end of the line
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Cheryl Hines should narrate American Canto
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I had a great conversation about this phenomenon with some sociologists at ASA once. A colleague took me to task for failing to see how they KNOW the reference. They aren’t misreading literary references — they are wielding them to demonstrate their power to shape our ethics.
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
You know what? Scratch that. I don't want their grubby fingers finding and appropriating anything else
Tech oligarchs learn one new mythology challenge
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Tech oligarchs learn one new mythology challenge
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Look at ol' Gold Foot over here
Dans la famille des reliquaires parlants, je demande… le pied-reliquaire ! 🦶
L’inscription indique qu’il contenait le pied de saint Adalhard, cousin de Charlemagne.
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Driving a herd of minions off a cliff so my boys can butcher them.
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Sunday Night Football theme is like "Ding-dong, dingle-dongle, dingle-dingle-dingle dongle doo"
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Twin Peaks: Judge Clinton Sternwood arrives at the Sheriff’s Department.
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This holiday season, try caffeinated gravy
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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The Often Man
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
One difference between me and professional wrestlers is that I've never really owned a belt that I'm proud of
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Easy Winter Trees
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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white guys have names like "Ponderosa Jim" or "Krieger"
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
When I repost something I posted earlier
I'd been thinking about our conversation yesterday, and decided to consult some of the ancient texts. You were right! About everything!
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Who brings flowers and grapes??
Beano #1105, September 21, 1963
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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We could use a little rain, don't you think?
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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The cosmos rips. Behind it, a roiling chaos. Infernal coals in the furnace of the gods. A voice, at once impossibly loud and a whisper on the wind, reaches you on the shore of an endless ocean:

Black Friday Deals Start Now
November 29, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Studs Terkel was crazy for being named that
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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beeline gf as-the-crow-flies bf
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM