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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · Oct 31
Biffo the Bear sitting on a stool with a smug expression, drinking from a bucket of yellow fluid with a long straw, saying "I deserve this!"
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Beano #1955, January 5, 1980
Biffo goes skiing and immediately dies. PANEL 1 BIFFO: Hi, readers! PANEL 2 BIFFO (dying): Yaroop!
January 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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Beano #494, January 5, 1952
A policeman, a postman, a delivery boy and a young girl watch a spider eating a pancake, which according to the caption Biffo is unable to see, no matter how hard he may try. SPIDER: Mmm! I like pancakes.
January 4, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Beano #426, September 16, 1950
Biffo is furious at the Free Instrument Trials at the Musical Instrument Shop for ruining every part of his body.
January 4, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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Beano #1343, April 13, 1968
Buster watches Biffo working in the kitchen through a window and compliments/sexually harasses him. BUSTER: Hi, Biffo! You're looking hot!
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Beano #574, July 18, 1953
A Nasty Scotsman has trapped Biffo in feet-exposing stocks and carves a turnip in his likeness. NASTY SCOTSMAN: I'll mak' this turnip look like a wee bear's head!
January 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Beano #593, November 28, 1953
Biffo suffers in misery as Buster (who is especially tiny and loathsome in this panel) drills Biffo's pipe. Biffo urges Buster to finish quickly as his arm is getting tired. BIFFO: My arm's aching-- Hurry up!
January 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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Beano #2504, July 14, 1990
Biffo loudly and moistly sucks his thumb while sitting in his car.
January 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Beano #1172, January 2, 1965
Biffo proudly struts down the road, jingling a stack of coins in his palm, which he has received as compensation for entertaining someone by doing... something. BIFFO: He said it was the best laugh he'd had for weeks, and gave me five shillings. HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY!
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Beano #2163, December 31, 1983
You, the reader, are in Biffo's house on New Year's Eve for some reason, making observations on his "Beano" collecting habits. READER (you): Gosh! Biffo's acting strangely-- He usually keeps his "Beanos" very tidy!
December 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Beano #1021, February 10, 1962
Biffo straddles a wooden beam and rubs his anatomy all over it with a distressed expression on his face.
December 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Beano #2064, February 6, 1982
Biffo has crammed the entire Rovers Football Club into a Photographic Booth for some reason. BIFFO: Ahem!... Smile! ANGUISHED FOOTBALLER: Hoi! ANOTHER ANGUISHED FOOTBALLER: Stop pushing!
December 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Beano #881, June 6, 1959
Biffo's head vibrates as everything in his house begins to shatter (not pictured).
December 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Beano #1287, March 18, 1967
Buster totters away feeble and confused as Biffo pulls lamps out of the dirt along his front walk. His plan has worked perfectly. BUSTER: I must go and get my eyes tested! BIFFO: Now I can put these back in the sitting room.
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Beano #2086, July 10, 1982
Biffo holds a Venetian Blind in front of his face and an angry woman yells at him and closes it on his nose. ANGRY WOMAN: No! BIFFO: Ouch!
December 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Beano #1658, April 27, 1974
Biffo is unimpressed at the Beanotown Museum's Egyptology exhibit as he shoves a delicious frozen treat in his puckered mouth-hole. BIFFO: Humph! Pretty poor exhibition! They don't even have a decent mummy!
December 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Beano #1564, July 8, 1972
Biffo desperately wants to buy Plastic Gnomes from the Gardening Centre, but there are no Plastic Gnomes left. Biffo is upset because he really needed those Plastic Gnomes but now he will have to go without, bereft of the Plastic Gnomes he so deeply desired. Danny from the Bash Street Kids watches the spectacle unfold. SHOPKEEPER: Sorry, Biffo-- No Plastic Gnomes left. BIFFO: Oh, dear! I was depending on some Plastic Gnomes!
December 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Beano #725, June 9, 1956
Biffo and Buster lie lifeless on the sidewalk, having hypnotised each other into a comatose state. A wealthy man orders his manservant to scoop their bodies into the car for use in his shop. WEALTHY MAN: Load them in the back, James. I can use them in my shop window.
December 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Beano #1692, December 21, 1974
Biffo and Buster throw handfuls of Christmas Pud at a basin full of ducks, one of which appears to be on fire. BIFFO (shouting in frightening red lettering): Merry Christmas, readers!
December 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Beano #1640, December 22, 1973
Biffo invites the Bash Street Kids over to his house and feeds them an enormous Christmas Pud in his visage, which they eagerly anticipate. BIFFO: Ho-ho! Eat up, pals-- Treble helpings for everyone!
December 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Beano #1484, December 26, 1970
Biffo, Dennis, the Bash Street Kids, and the rest of the freaks, perverts and reprobates of the "Beano" wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year as they stand in a bloody patch of snow.
December 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Beano #753, December 22, 1956
Biffo and Buster hold loathsome masks over their faces as they wish you the fondest holiday greetings. BIFFO AND BUSTER: A happy Xmas, readers!
December 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Beano #597, December 26, 1953
Biffo and Buster gleefully lick mashed potatoes off the wall at their Christmas party. BUSTER: Ah, well, it's still a Xmas dinner-- Even if we have to eat it off the wall!
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Beano #351, December 25, 1948
Biffo is forcibly ejected from the Christmas Party at the Swanky Lanky Liz Estate. DOORMAN: Out you go! No bears allowed at this party!
December 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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The Beano Book 1968
Biffo looks downwards with a smirk on his face and says "...Here it comes..."
December 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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The Beano Book 1973
It is extremely dark at the harbour where a group of children and/or duende wait for Biffo to appear. CHILD/DUENDE: Ooer! It's dark! I wonder where Biffo is?
December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM