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Out of Context Biffo the Bear
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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · Oct 31
Biffo the Bear sitting on a stool with a smug expression, drinking from a bucket of yellow fluid with a long straw, saying "I deserve this!"
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Beano #1089, June 1, 1963
Biffo and Buster are sickly and green with nausea as they stagger out of the fairground on the verge of projectile vomiting. BIFFO: Ah, well, that settles it. We're certainly not going on that cheap cruise now, so I suppose it's Southbourne as usual this year!
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Beano #2176, March 31, 1984
Biffo the Zookeeper puts a penguin on the back of a radio-controlled plane and zooms it around through the air as a large bird of prey frolics at the sight. BIFFO: Anything to help my zoo pals!
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Beano #618, May 22, 1954
A grocer holds Biffo and Buster at gunpoint and forces them to stack huge boxes of Salt, Cocoa, Pears, Baking Powder, Flour, and delicious Meat Paste (4 doz). GROCER: Stack 'em up! BIFFO: Bah! We'll have to play another game.
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Beano #877, May 9, 1959
Buster appears through a scintillating portal and starts yelling. BUSTER: What's the big idea?
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Beano #1921, May 12, 1979
Biffo hands Buster a bouquet of flowers during the Big Race at the Beanotown Sports. BIFFO: ...Flowers? BUSTER: Erk! Wh-what?
November 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Beano #878, May 16, 1959
A Jovial Sheepherder buys all of Biffo's neckties for his sheep to wear as a man asphyxiates himself with one of them. JOVIAL SHEEPHERDER: I'll buy all your ties, Biffo. They'll save me branding my sheep! ASPHYXIATING MAN: Gasp!
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Beano #1312, Sep 9, 1967
Biffo is very pleased that he is allowed to keep the candy floss he has smeared all over his face as he audibly slurps it with his tongue. BUSTER: Sorry, Biffo! BIFFO: Don't worry, Buster. That man let me keep the candy floss.
November 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Beano #1911, March 3, 1979
Biffo dresses in a car park attendant's uniform (sans shoes of course) and issues his nephews parking fines for their pedal cars. This teaches them a valuable life lesson. BIFFO: Parking in a no parking zone-- Ten pence fines all round, I think! NEPHEW: All right-- We can take a hint! We'll go and play outside!
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Beano #1749, Jan 24, 1976
Biffo and a horse both plan to assert dominance over the other. No matter what happens, one of them will be on top and the other will be on the bottom. BIFFO (thinking): I'll soon show this horse who's boss! HORSE (thinking): I'll soon show this bear who's boss!
November 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Beano #2183, May 19, 1984
Biffo, working at the zoo once again, snorts angrily and vocally as he trudges damply after his horrid little nephews, who are dressed as cowboys. BIFFO: Angry snorts! NEPHEW: Nice work, partner...
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Beano #656, Feb 12, 1955
Biffo is distraught at the prescription the doctor has just written for him. It is Very Bad News for Biffo no doubt. Receiving this prescription has ruined Biffo's day. DOCTOR: There, I've written you a prescription. Take it to the chemist.
November 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Beano #1731, Sep 20, 1975
Biffo demonstrates to a sweaty dog how he slides arse-first down a handrail on a set of stairs. The next person to use those stairs will unwittingly put their hand on the exact spot where Biffo's unmentionable areas touched. How unsanitary! BIFFO: ...See?
November 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Beano #1489, Jan 30, 1971
Biffo gets absolutely ROASTED by his own pet budgie right in front of Buster. BUDGIE: The reason I won't talk is that my name is Fred, and that bear-faced buffoon keeps calling me "Pretty Joey"! Chirp! BIFFO: Gasp!
November 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Beano #2288, May 24, 1986
The "Beano" Artist propositions Biffo about his Auntie, and Biffo instantly agrees. THE "BEANO" ARTIST: Biffo, do you think your Auntie... Whisper, whisper... BIFFO: Sure!
November 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Beano #2129, May 7, 1983
Biffo gets a new job working at the Lost Property Office. The Lost Property on display includes a cactus, a taxidermied deer head, a small, depressed child, and an elephant. BIFFO: I've got a new job.
November 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Beano #957, Nov 19, 1960
Biffo lies under his car with his big bare feet sticking out as he attempts to repair it. BIFFO: I'll have to fix it.
November 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Beano #1307, Aug 5, 1967
Biffo takes careful aim with his bow and sucker-tipped arrow. Buster is very eager to see whose eyeball Biffo manages to hit. BIFFO: Take careful aim...
November 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Beano #971, Feb 25, 1961
Biffo gets Doinked by a golf ball. BIFFO: Yowp!
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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poor biffo, his entire childhood just got turned on its head
a horrified biffo holds up the recently discovered skin of his father while that little fucker buster laughs at him, "HAW HAW! YOU TOLD ME HE WENT OUT FOR CIGARETTES AND NEVER CAME BACK!"
October 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Beano #2289, May 31, 1986
Biffo goes to a Frankenstein/Dracula/Mummy crossover movie and is frightened by it. BIFFO: Oo-er! Creepy-- That's what!
October 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Beano #1253, July 23, 1966
Biffo is horrified by a bear costume with an absolutely miserable face. Buster cannot stop pointing and laughing at Biffo's distress. BIFFO: A... Aargh!... A bear costume! BUSTER: Ho! Ho! Ho! Can you beat that?
October 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Beano #1267, Oct 29, 1966
Buster, wearing a monster costume, is terrified out of his wits by a suspiciously Biffo-shaped ghost. SUSPICIOUSLY BIFFO-SHAPED GHOST: Ugh! Gurrump! BUSTER: Agh! A REAL ghost!
October 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Beano #1502, May 1, 1971
Biffo has bought a ridiculously oversized pair of spectacles, much to the bewilderment of the optician. OPTICIAN: They're far too big for him-- I wonder what he wants them for?
October 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Beano #1430, Dec 13, 1969
Biffo's nephews have drawn fan art of their uncle in which he is fat, boldly titled "Uncle Biffo is Fat". They are proud of their art and show it to you, asking what you think of it. NEPHEW: How's this?
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Oh Biffo!
You, the reader, express your puzzlement at Biffo being Back To Normal as he enjoys his cup of piss with Buster next to a cozy fire. READER'S VOICE: Eh? What's been going on?
October 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM