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dr. hazel 🐇
@hazelmonforton.com
senior writer and narrative designer 🎮📝 open to work!
previously Blizzard 💛⚔️ Bungie 💙💫 and Arkane 🧡🐀
personal account 🍞🌹 20th century lit phd 🎓🗡
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nyc 🍕🐁 to atx 🌻🦇
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Hello new followers! I'm Hazel.

🐔 Chicken keeper 🐕 Tripod dog owner 📃 Writer 🎮 Senior Narrative Designer 🍞 Baker ⛪️ Amateur medievalist 🌱 Gardener 🧶 Knitter 🎓 PhD in English lit

Previously: 💛⚔️ Blizzard 💙💫 Bungie 🧡🐀 Arkane

Looking for my next role!
Find my work on my website: www.hazelmonforton.com
Hazel Monforton
www.hazelmonforton.com
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"Claim your stardust, comet to life." ☄️

Another Posca marker dragon~ Technically a WIP but stopped here because I love how it is. 💞
February 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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I've updated KINOPHOBIA, my horror-mystery parser game from last year's Halloween, with a number of typo fixes. Meaning that now is an *even better* time to play it, if you haven't already – it's legal, it's free, and it's actually quite hard according to most players. brunodias.itch.io/kinophobia
Kinophobia by Bruno Dias
Explore a haunted movie studio. Learn the fates of its tormented souls. End a curse inscribed in blood and celluloid.
brunodias.itch.io
February 9, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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one of the best things a sitcom can do for one special episode a few seasons in is put the characters in an unfamiliar location where they encounter another set of characters who resemble them in appearance and interpersonal dynamics
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Funny answer? It's crashing out lol.

Serious answer? It's depiction draws from Noh theatre - the moon is meant to resemble the Tsurimanako mask, which is used for god/deity characters. It's also why Link gets the Fierce Deity's Mask on the moon. (MM as a whole uses a lot of Noh elements/themes!)
February 9, 2026 at 8:19 AM
does Grackle HQ just not work anymore?
February 9, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Speaking of which – I am still looking for work, pretty urgently.
I'm still looking for full-time or contract work – I'm a narrative design generalist with credits on multiple shipped titles. I focus on taming the complexity of narrative systems, writing prose, and leading narrative teams.

brunodias.dev/bio
Bio
Bruno Dias is a game designer and writer. Previous credits include Where the Water Tastes Like Wine, Neo Cab, and Pathologic 2.
brunodias.dev
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
You can tell Dishonored (2012) was influenced heavily by Gormenghast because you know both Steerpike and Titus would have received the Outsider's mark.
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
That Ring cameras can be pressganged like this is legitimately terrifying.
Here's that Ring #SuperBowl commercial:
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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If they can do this to find a dog, they can do this to find anyone. That’s terrifying.
Here's that Ring #SuperBowl commercial:
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
My unattainable hope is that one day I am so wealthy that I can fund insane artistic projects like hiring Madhouse to adapt The Darkangel Trilogy into an animated film.
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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I can see how this happened, people assumed it meant performance instead of perform. “Gender is performative” doesn’t mean “gender is a show” it means “gender is continuously asserted.”
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 PM
The actual, academic meaning of “performative” is (to paraphrase probably too much) a speech act that enacts a material change. Saying “I now pronounce you man and wife” or “it’s a girl.” These are phrases with legal weight that impact lives.
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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Ultimately right now in video games I feel surrounded by people who are worried, all the time, about long-term unemployment and ensuing social (or actual) death and so if you seem very invested in coming up with fun uses for LLMs in games I find you despicable.
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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Arrakis, one of the most complicated knitting patterns available on Ravelry, is finished. Hellshawl is done.
February 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 AM
That Bad Bunny show was so good
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
why moon majora’s mask look so angry
February 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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PAYPHONE - You're not a revolutionary, Harry... You're drunk.
February 7, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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Off we go into the wild pale yonder.
February 8, 2026 at 7:56 AM
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"soon, anyone will be able to generate a movie/book/video game/podcast in seconds!" keeps running firmly aground on "even if there was an audience for this uhhhhh content, which there isn't, why would they buy your thing instead of just generating their own?" and it's funny EVERY time
February 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
“Why is there so much Warframe fanart on my feed right now, I don’t pl— oh, @willvoice.it has logged on.”
February 8, 2026 at 7:40 PM