dr. hazel 🐇
@hazelmonforton.com
senior writer and narrative designer 🎮📝 open to work!
previously Blizzard 💛⚔️ Bungie 💙💫 and Arkane 🧡🐀
personal account 🍞🌹 20th century lit phd 🎓🗡
she/her 🌑✨
nyc 🍕🐁 to atx 🌻🦇
previously Blizzard 💛⚔️ Bungie 💙💫 and Arkane 🧡🐀
personal account 🍞🌹 20th century lit phd 🎓🗡
she/her 🌑✨
nyc 🍕🐁 to atx 🌻🦇
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dr. hazel 🐇
@hazelmonforton.com
· Sep 30
Hazel Monforton
www.hazelmonforton.com
Hello new followers! I'm Hazel.
🐔 Chicken keeper 🐕 Tripod dog owner 📃 Writer 🎮 Senior Narrative Designer 🍞 Baker ⛪️ Amateur medievalist 🌱 Gardener 🧶 Knitter 🎓 PhD in English lit
Previously: 💛⚔️ Blizzard 💙💫 Bungie 🧡🐀 Arkane
Looking for my next role!
Find my work on my website: www.hazelmonforton.com
🐔 Chicken keeper 🐕 Tripod dog owner 📃 Writer 🎮 Senior Narrative Designer 🍞 Baker ⛪️ Amateur medievalist 🌱 Gardener 🧶 Knitter 🎓 PhD in English lit
Previously: 💛⚔️ Blizzard 💙💫 Bungie 🧡🐀 Arkane
Looking for my next role!
Find my work on my website: www.hazelmonforton.com
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Marazhai: Aeldari tower over every mon-keigh in every conceivable way. Mon-keigh are useless cattle. Mon-keigh are only good for pain and torture.
Also Marazhai: Yes, mistress.
Also Marazhai: Yes, mistress.
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Marazhai: Aeldari tower over every mon-keigh in every conceivable way. Mon-keigh are useless cattle. Mon-keigh are only good for pain and torture.
Also Marazhai: Yes, mistress.
Also Marazhai: Yes, mistress.
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Asdrubael Vect should be hot.
Will I complain about Warhammer 40k minis? Yes, everyone will. The least I can do is make my complaint unique.
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Asdrubael Vect should be hot.
We need a Black Library romance imprint.
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
We need a Black Library romance imprint.
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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Josie and the Pussycats (2001) is better than Game of Thrones.
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Josie and the Pussycats (2001) is better than Game of Thrones.
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cone of shame vs cone of delight
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
cone of shame vs cone of delight
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
September 10, 2023 at 9:36 PM
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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Would any game devs out there like to tell their story on @pastduepodcast.com? Any indie developer who fans would like to hear from?
Many freelancers in the United States rely on ACA marketplace plans for their health insurance. In an industry that has already been working overtime to turn gamedevs into gig workers, freelance and contract devs are about to get even more squeezed. This is unacceptable.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Would any game devs out there like to tell their story on @pastduepodcast.com? Any indie developer who fans would like to hear from?
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Worried over Chonk (vets tomorrow (shes eating fine, but dont want to take chances) so sat a doodled something
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Worried over Chonk (vets tomorrow (shes eating fine, but dont want to take chances) so sat a doodled something
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books have no tech tree, no fog of war
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
books have no tech tree, no fog of war
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Hey all you gamers claiming to "want shorter games made by fewer people who are paid more to work less" here's your chance to put your $15 where your mouth is: a spooky & elegiac exploration game made by ex-Bethesda & Ubi devs. It's excellent. Buy it & prove there's a market for games like this!
There'll be a new pinned post this week, but for now: Ambrosia Sky: Act One is *out* now!
Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3580160/...
EGS: store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/ambr...
Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3580160/...
EGS: store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/ambr...
Save 15% on Ambrosia Sky on Steam
You left. Now they’re dead. Ambrosia Sky: Act One is an immersive sim about exploring an asteroid colony devastated by a mysterious contamination. Survive and harvest strains of aggressive alien fungi...
store.steampowered.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Hey all you gamers claiming to "want shorter games made by fewer people who are paid more to work less" here's your chance to put your $15 where your mouth is: a spooky & elegiac exploration game made by ex-Bethesda & Ubi devs. It's excellent. Buy it & prove there's a market for games like this!
Asdrubael Vect should be hot.
Will I complain about Warhammer 40k minis? Yes, everyone will. The least I can do is make my complaint unique.
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Asdrubael Vect should be hot.
waiting for emails!!
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
waiting for emails!!
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“primary every democrat” only becomes a serious threat if bsky doesn’t go goo goo babies over platner-esque candidates
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
“primary every democrat” only becomes a serious threat if bsky doesn’t go goo goo babies over platner-esque candidates
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I want Oscar Isaac to play a different version of the Victor Frankenstein character every three years for the rest of his life
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I want Oscar Isaac to play a different version of the Victor Frankenstein character every three years for the rest of his life
I’m extremely mad about yesterday’s events. Today, I’m going to post about things I enjoy, as if I were a dog chewing on a table leg because I hear thunder.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’m extremely mad about yesterday’s events. Today, I’m going to post about things I enjoy, as if I were a dog chewing on a table leg because I hear thunder.
This does raise questions about the Drukhari that maybe not a lot of people want to answer. Anyway don’t google the Astrubael Vect mini that Games Workshop released in the year of our lord 2000.
Marazhai: Aeldari tower over every mon-keigh in every conceivable way. Mon-keigh are useless cattle. Mon-keigh are only good for pain and torture.
Also Marazhai: Yes, mistress.
Also Marazhai: Yes, mistress.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This does raise questions about the Drukhari that maybe not a lot of people want to answer. Anyway don’t google the Astrubael Vect mini that Games Workshop released in the year of our lord 2000.
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
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If your position is that Democrats have no choice but to agree, than you are impliedly admitting the Democrats are no longer an opposition party because the cost of opposition is too high, and we are effectively a one party fascist state.
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If your position is that Democrats have no choice but to agree, than you are impliedly admitting the Democrats are no longer an opposition party because the cost of opposition is too high, and we are effectively a one party fascist state.
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Disco Elysium blowing up the way it did should be evidence that there’s no predicting the games market. Imagine trying to tell a money guy that game of the year was gonna be an Estonian visual novel by communists where you can pet the mailbox and say “I want to make fuck with you”
February 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Disco Elysium blowing up the way it did should be evidence that there’s no predicting the games market. Imagine trying to tell a money guy that game of the year was gonna be an Estonian visual novel by communists where you can pet the mailbox and say “I want to make fuck with you”
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Every educated adult in the U.S. knows this but the senate shouldn't exist. There is no justification for North Dakota and South Dakota to have four senators between them when the combined population of both states is smaller than that of Chicago.
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Every educated adult in the U.S. knows this but the senate shouldn't exist. There is no justification for North Dakota and South Dakota to have four senators between them when the combined population of both states is smaller than that of Chicago.