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dr. hazel 🐇
@hazelmonforton.com
senior writer and narrative designer 🎮📝 open to work!
previously Blizzard 💛⚔️ Bungie 💙💫 and Arkane 🧡🐀
personal account 🍞🌹 20th century lit phd 🎓🗡
she/her 🌑✨
nyc 🍕🐁 to atx 🌻🦇
And of course,
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
November 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Husb started talking about space marines
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The bacteria in the calcite fluoresce under UV light! As do the cave scorpions.
November 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Caverns of Sonora are really worth the visit!
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Baked some sourdough, for the road.
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Here you go.
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Time to thrash. Good job, Junie!
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The voice actor respecter has logged on.
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Got a real pancake/waffles situation happening here on bsky dot com.
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
There are correct answers, but proceed.
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Sorry, Heinrix.
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I made him ask me properly.
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
A few months ago, @six6jiang.bsky.social sent me some Zohran Mamdani primary campaign canvassing items. I had them framed, and they came back just in time. Excited to see how @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social transforms my hometown for the better!
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i couldn't decide which one is funnier, so you get both
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
as expected, everyone died
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 AM
cone of shame vs cone of delight
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
stupid horny mon-keigh (art by reddit user Stellastra.)
November 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Picked this up today! Congratulations, @artofelaineho.bsky.social!
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It's real.
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM