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As many fingers as there are stars in the sky!
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Never been invented
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Never been invented
Cat pissing in the little box.
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Cat pissing in the little box.
You are welcome. Have a seat on the pile of rags. Would you like a sip from the dirty puddle?
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
You are welcome. Have a seat on the pile of rags. Would you like a sip from the dirty puddle?
We will outlive these fucking people. Do your fucking part.
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
We will outlive these fucking people. Do your fucking part.
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someone's gotta do something about all these quislings
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
someone's gotta do something about all these quislings
The homie is maneuverable.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The homie is maneuverable.
It is going to feel so good to... you know...
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
It is going to feel so good to... you know...
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Today is Décadi the 20th of Brumaire in the year 234.
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate the harrow.#JacobinDay
More information on the harrow
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate the harrow.#JacobinDay
More information on the harrow
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Today is Décadi the 20th of Brumaire in the year 234.
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate the harrow.#JacobinDay
More information on the harrow
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate the harrow.#JacobinDay
More information on the harrow
My kid got a haircut and now he looks like he has opinions about entitlement reform.
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My kid got a haircut and now he looks like he has opinions about entitlement reform.
I rocked a three hole balaclava for most of my childhood.
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I rocked a three hole balaclava for most of my childhood.
The courts will not save us. We must save one another.
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The courts will not save us. We must save one another.
Ooooo damn he's getting a lil spiritual with it.
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Ooooo damn he's getting a lil spiritual with it.
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if it's not legal to post "bike nonce" I don't want to live anymore
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
if it's not legal to post "bike nonce" I don't want to live anymore
It's crazy that grapes exist.
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It's crazy that grapes exist.
*sagely* CBD is poison
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
*sagely* CBD is poison
I am running a high voltage, high wattage, alternating current through your body.
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I am running a high voltage, high wattage, alternating current through your body.
A snack-based medical system would be nice.
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
A snack-based medical system would be nice.
*French dj voice* ah love you ah love to do my laundryyyyyy
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
*French dj voice* ah love you ah love to do my laundryyyyyy
100% Sugar Coke. All sugar. No other stuff. Just sugar coke.
November 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
100% Sugar Coke. All sugar. No other stuff. Just sugar coke.
I am the best person at my job.
November 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I am the best person at my job.
My father loves saying "tush push" but seems to not understand it at all. It's meaning eludes him.
November 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
My father loves saying "tush push" but seems to not understand it at all. It's meaning eludes him.
Dude got his ass kicked out of his god damn braces
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Dude got his ass kicked out of his god damn braces
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AI would never make it through a years long bender with the boys and it shows in every fucking thing it does
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
AI would never make it through a years long bender with the boys and it shows in every fucking thing it does
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