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As many fingers as there are stars in the sky!
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There have been too many pedophile presidents, in my opinion.
December 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
There have been too many pedophile presidents, in my opinion.
Max Bosmer, I don't care man. Who cares.
December 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Max Bosmer, I don't care man. Who cares.
I'm jamming bamboo slivers under The General's fingernails. He's sobbing and muttering his jingle.
December 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I'm jamming bamboo slivers under The General's fingernails. He's sobbing and muttering his jingle.
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THREE AND A HALF FEET OF BACON, SOMEONE NOTIFY THE MEME MAKERS OF AMERICA
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
THREE AND A HALF FEET OF BACON, SOMEONE NOTIFY THE MEME MAKERS OF AMERICA
Me, meeting the Buddha on the road: dude I am going to fucking kill your ass.
December 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Me, meeting the Buddha on the road: dude I am going to fucking kill your ass.
Don Draper: Santa..... Claus
Roger: Thats brilliant Don.
Peggy: Don you are the greatest man in the world and also you are a scoundrel.
Roger: Thats brilliant Don.
Peggy: Don you are the greatest man in the world and also you are a scoundrel.
December 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Don Draper: Santa..... Claus
Roger: Thats brilliant Don.
Peggy: Don you are the greatest man in the world and also you are a scoundrel.
Roger: Thats brilliant Don.
Peggy: Don you are the greatest man in the world and also you are a scoundrel.
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Aaaaagh!!! Ooouuuugh!!!
December 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Aaaaagh!!! Ooouuuugh!!!
*"Guy who comes by it honestly" voice* Guess how I came by it.
December 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
*"Guy who comes by it honestly" voice* Guess how I came by it.
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It’s working…
December 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It’s working…
I'm conjuring your ass.
December 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I'm conjuring your ass.
Got an electric edge burnisher and my life is like 10% better
December 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Got an electric edge burnisher and my life is like 10% better
Every single one of you needs at least one extra hobby.
December 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Every single one of you needs at least one extra hobby.
4 double espresso sunday
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
4 double espresso sunday
Green man caught in havahart trap
December 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Green man caught in havahart trap
Savion Williams has such a hilarious guardian helmet.
December 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Savion Williams has such a hilarious guardian helmet.
Either LaFleur or Hafley is 100% gone next year.
December 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Either LaFleur or Hafley is 100% gone next year.
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Watching my neighbors walk their dogs.
December 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Watching my neighbors walk their dogs.
Hell of a kick. Goddamn.
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Hell of a kick. Goddamn.
Fox nfl robot gaping his asshole as part of his touchdown dance.
December 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Fox nfl robot gaping his asshole as part of his touchdown dance.
Willis is going to make some good money this off-season. Good for him.
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Willis is going to make some good money this off-season. Good for him.
Genuinely surprising that wasn't a disqualification. Clear impermissible use of the helmet.
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Genuinely surprising that wasn't a disqualification. Clear impermissible use of the helmet.
John Wenow (our gay au pair) fell
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
John Wenow (our gay au pair) fell
Rashan Gary is truly bad.
December 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Rashan Gary is truly bad.
Getting sucked off on a bubble screen.
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Getting sucked off on a bubble screen.