paige
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3yo has been calling me “Shrek” today. Son I don’t have time for this.
December 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
3yo has been calling me “Shrek” today. Son I don’t have time for this.
Happy gotcha day/4th-ish birthday to Dude the cat!
December 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Happy gotcha day/4th-ish birthday to Dude the cat!
We love our big dumb President, don’t we folks. We love to see which personality disorder is gonna win out each time he writes his nightly screeds from the toilet. We love thinking about how Melania hasn’t touched him in years and how no one has probably ever truly loved him.
December 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
We love our big dumb President, don’t we folks. We love to see which personality disorder is gonna win out each time he writes his nightly screeds from the toilet. We love thinking about how Melania hasn’t touched him in years and how no one has probably ever truly loved him.
Christmas is great and all but tomorrow I am going to stay up past my bedtime and watch Marty Supreme.
December 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Christmas is great and all but tomorrow I am going to stay up past my bedtime and watch Marty Supreme.
I don’t want to wish time away but it will be fun when I can show my kids Bad Santa
December 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I don’t want to wish time away but it will be fun when I can show my kids Bad Santa
I’ve had enough caffeine to kill a horse let’s do this
December 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’ve had enough caffeine to kill a horse let’s do this
The grinch took all the food too. He really wanted them to die.
December 24, 2025 at 7:37 AM
The grinch took all the food too. He really wanted them to die.
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billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
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He's got that Christmas Adventurer Look.
Trump’s Pick For Ambassador To South Africa Actively Opposed Fight To End Apartheid talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trumps-...
Trump’s Pick For Ambassador To South Africa Actively Opposed Fight To End Apartheid
As Black activists in South Africa fought against their country’s racist apartheid...
talkingpointsmemo.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
He's got that Christmas Adventurer Look.
it’s funny that celebs gotta use the same cell phones as the rest of us
December 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
it’s funny that celebs gotta use the same cell phones as the rest of us
The atheism leaving my body when Celine Dion sings O Holy Night
a close up of a man 's face with a gray shirt
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a gray shirt
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December 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The atheism leaving my body when Celine Dion sings O Holy Night
Not a single brain cell in sight
December 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Not a single brain cell in sight
things are getting wild in my neck of the woods
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
things are getting wild in my neck of the woods
2025 ain’t done shittin on us
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
2025 ain’t done shittin on us
The grinch was 53 years old when he did all that.
December 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The grinch was 53 years old when he did all that.
wholesome things happening over here
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
wholesome things happening over here
had to get a crown put on one of my teeth and I hope it’s getting along with the rest of the crew in there
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
had to get a crown put on one of my teeth and I hope it’s getting along with the rest of the crew in there
