paige
@bonerwizard.bsky.social
Toddlers when you ask them if they pooped their diaper
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Toddlers when you ask them if they pooped their diaper
this is who they’re selling the 50 yr mortgages to
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
this is who they’re selling the 50 yr mortgages to
The Amish should sue her
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The Amish should sue her
Imagine being these people and choosing to be in the public eye every few years. Imagine being these people and wanting to be perceived by anyone at all.
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Imagine being these people and choosing to be in the public eye every few years. Imagine being these people and wanting to be perceived by anyone at all.
*3yo, through tears* I’m running out of poop
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
*3yo, through tears* I’m running out of poop
I’m always saying this
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’m always saying this
would be more like The Long Talk if it were women right
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
would be more like The Long Talk if it were women right
baby woke up at 4:30am again
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
baby woke up at 4:30am again
this song came on the random Christmas playlist we were listening to tonight and my 3yo said this song “has soul”?? I asked him to clarify several times and he said “soul”. Son what the fuck are you talkin about
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
this song came on the random Christmas playlist we were listening to tonight and my 3yo said this song “has soul”?? I asked him to clarify several times and he said “soul”. Son what the fuck are you talkin about
this is what Andrew Cuomo looks like to me
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
this is what Andrew Cuomo looks like to me
such a fine line between being comfortably caffeinated and what I call the🚨 heart attack danger zone 🚨
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
such a fine line between being comfortably caffeinated and what I call the🚨 heart attack danger zone 🚨
Here comes Lynne Cheney
a man is playing a saxophone in front of a wall of speakers in the desert
ALT: a man is playing a saxophone in front of a wall of speakers in the desert
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Here comes Lynne Cheney
anybody got eyes on Klum
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
anybody got eyes on Klum
3yo says he wants his s’mores “raw”. Hell yeah son. That’s easier for me.
November 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
3yo says he wants his s’mores “raw”. Hell yeah son. That’s easier for me.
unlocked a memory of drawing the godsmack symbol around my belly button in 6th grade
October 31, 2025 at 5:23 AM
unlocked a memory of drawing the godsmack symbol around my belly button in 6th grade
doing pelvic floor therapy and my woke therapist said I can’t piss hard and fast anymore
October 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
doing pelvic floor therapy and my woke therapist said I can’t piss hard and fast anymore
Think I saw this one at a Cracker Barrel
October 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Think I saw this one at a Cracker Barrel
I don’t know if this is true and what I’m about to say will never happen BUT: picture in your mind’s eye if you will someone winning an Oscar for playing Kevin Federline.
October 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I don’t know if this is true and what I’m about to say will never happen BUT: picture in your mind’s eye if you will someone winning an Oscar for playing Kevin Federline.
Wendy’s promise that it’s always fresh, never frozen 🌈
October 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Wendy’s promise that it’s always fresh, never frozen 🌈
god he’s sleeping with it
October 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
god he’s sleeping with it
