paige
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Doug is gonna crack this wide open
February 10, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Doug is gonna crack this wide open
I had to put on subtitles for Downton Abbey so Bad Bunny don’t bother me none
February 10, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I had to put on subtitles for Downton Abbey so Bad Bunny don’t bother me none
Me watching the halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Me watching the halftime show
really love Tim Allen’s website
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 AM
really love Tim Allen’s website
Jelly Roll seems like he’s popular with people who smoke cigarettes inside their house
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Jelly Roll seems like he’s popular with people who smoke cigarettes inside their house
my only groundhog’s day meme
February 2, 2026 at 1:39 PM
my only groundhog’s day meme
can you even imagine being like this
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 AM
can you even imagine being like this
3yo may look like his dad but when he throws his food wrappers behind the TV table? That’s my boy.
January 31, 2026 at 4:45 PM
3yo may look like his dad but when he throws his food wrappers behind the TV table? That’s my boy.
3yo: what does “focus” mean?
me: 🤷♀️ 🤷♀️ 🤷♀️
me: 🤷♀️ 🤷♀️ 🤷♀️
January 29, 2026 at 4:30 AM
3yo: what does “focus” mean?
me: 🤷♀️ 🤷♀️ 🤷♀️
me: 🤷♀️ 🤷♀️ 🤷♀️
I keep forgetting to tell my 3 year old his teeth are all gonna fall out
January 26, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I keep forgetting to tell my 3 year old his teeth are all gonna fall out
I watched 6 hours of Nick at Nite every night as a child but I’m still better off than the cell phone kids
January 24, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I watched 6 hours of Nick at Nite every night as a child but I’m still better off than the cell phone kids
Me trying to childproof one (1) single outlet
January 23, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Me trying to childproof one (1) single outlet
Reposted by paige
Usha Vance: hello, my love, please join me in our marital chamber
JD:
JD:
January 21, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Usha Vance: hello, my love, please join me in our marital chamber
JD:
JD:
All I want for my birthday is an IU football championship thank you and amen
January 19, 2026 at 4:54 PM
All I want for my birthday is an IU football championship thank you and amen
There’s a support group on Facebook for grandparents who can’t see their grandchildren and there has been a mutiny
January 17, 2026 at 10:01 PM
There’s a support group on Facebook for grandparents who can’t see their grandchildren and there has been a mutiny
I want to go sing this at karaoke
January 16, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I want to go sing this at karaoke
The Indiana Hoosiers
January 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
The Indiana Hoosiers