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As many fingers as there are stars in the sky!
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dude my crusader kings guy won't do anything oh wait he just got a new status smoked huge blunt goddammit dude who the fuck gave him a blunt bro, did u give my king a blunt again, stop dude, bro u just gave him another blunt i saw u
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
dude my crusader kings guy won't do anything oh wait he just got a new status smoked huge blunt goddammit dude who the fuck gave him a blunt bro, did u give my king a blunt again, stop dude, bro u just gave him another blunt i saw u
I feel confident in my ability to run any country provides it is no larger than Poland. Above that, doubt seeps in.
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I feel confident in my ability to run any country provides it is no larger than Poland. Above that, doubt seeps in.
*"Guy with a huge mess" voice* Can't wait to get God involved in this shit.
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
*"Guy with a huge mess" voice* Can't wait to get God involved in this shit.
I'm here to have lunch
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I'm here to have lunch
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Woke culture killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Woke culture killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
The very hungry caterpillar is treatler-coded
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The very hungry caterpillar is treatler-coded
The New York (Assisting in the Cover-Up of Sex) Crimes
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The New York (Assisting in the Cover-Up of Sex) Crimes
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Epstein emails are written like this
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Epstein emails are written like this
Mufo? Mufo!? You are no mufo sir!
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Mufo? Mufo!? You are no mufo sir!
Partially dislocated my shoulder. Jacker's Lament.
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Partially dislocated my shoulder. Jacker's Lament.
You have entered my sphere of influence, chump.
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
You have entered my sphere of influence, chump.
They call me Cashmere Slim.
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
They call me Cashmere Slim.
The homie is exceptionally convenient
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The homie is exceptionally convenient
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Like gravity is a theory
Nancy Mace is expected to pull her support for the petition to release the Epstein Files, the day before Adelita Grijalva is sworn in.
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Like gravity is a theory
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Chinese Maine
Autumn in the Greater Khingan Mountains is like China's version of Maine. Golden birch forests, azure skies, and a breathtaking tranquility. The difference is, it possesses an added touch of Eastern serenity and wildness. -Excerpt from Weibo
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Chinese Maine
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Another crisp fall day under the violent and oppressive pedophile regime
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Another crisp fall day under the violent and oppressive pedophile regime
Happy "Green Light To Act Day" to all the guys with "kill your local pedophile" shirts
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Happy "Green Light To Act Day" to all the guys with "kill your local pedophile" shirts
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If you're eating stunt/meme foods, you need to take 10 minutes every day and seriously reflect on the nature of your soul.
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If you're eating stunt/meme foods, you need to take 10 minutes every day and seriously reflect on the nature of your soul.
I am developing Toilet Philosophy, and its more normal than you'd expect.
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I am developing Toilet Philosophy, and its more normal than you'd expect.
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Never been invented
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Never been invented
Cat pissing in the little box.
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Cat pissing in the little box.
You are welcome. Have a seat on the pile of rags. Would you like a sip from the dirty puddle?
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
You are welcome. Have a seat on the pile of rags. Would you like a sip from the dirty puddle?
We will outlive these fucking people. Do your fucking part.
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
We will outlive these fucking people. Do your fucking part.